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officialwdhtv:
Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Warren G, Xzibit & Big Boi �
West Coast Legends �

illicit:
That's palmy nah, my grandfather told me it's energy drink


Drinks of those days are diluted with unwholesome chemicals

illicit:
Diabetes and renal failure loading....

Samflame1:
Mr. This news is false. It's not what exactly happened

Stormtrooper11:
Wow. Last course,over 700 cadets graduated. This course, we're seeing only 260. Were they dismissed?

lebete3000:
Moving to Kebbi State- Birnin Kebbi to be precise, and I'm interested in knowing how their social life is there.

I know being a sharia state, it can not be comapared to other states, but even if na just place where I fit dey see beer drink without fear of sharia(soldier barracks for example), I go dey okay.

I'm someone that drinks and smokes cigarettes a lot, and not sure if I'll be able to last there 1week without going crazy.

Also I'll like to know if babes especially corper/campus babes dey parolable.

Abeg make una no laff me oh, I'm just a real nigggaaar!!!

Siggynigeria:
It's like this one is madd... Please go and source for the image dating back to whenever you said and post the link here. "Tarnishing" anything is just making more publicity for us anyways. Mumu.

Siggynigeria:
Abokii it's not stale. It's a screenshot from the video. And then the phone used to make the video is obviously wack... They no get money dem dey press brezzz

Totilopussylick:
Which kind 3310 phone them used to snap the picture

benuejosh:
Fake News!

MufasaLion:
Most High School graduands especially these days are 15/16 years old. Don't be decieved by their stature. They are still very young.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

OssyMalik:
Is the sugar daddy not also a fan? Poverty stricken monkey

Sundaypaul12345:
Army too day collect BTW can 16million naira build a barracks??

skj1377:
Some time ago I sat behind 2 yahoo boys in a bus on a long trip. They dressed like Hausa so I though it's some rich Hausa boys. I noticed them because they came to the bus terminal in a brand new E class MercedesBenz and left the car running on AC from 2pm till our bus left by 7pm. In the bus they started speaking yoruba to each other. I listened and found out they were big time yahoo boys mostly into Business email compromise known as "Bec". One of the yahoo boys was telling the other he made $34million dollars the previous year and needed to buy a tool for $200,000 from a Russian . The other told him he made over $120million and that he was looking for better ways to launder his money as sending expensive cars was slow and time consuming. This yohoo boys Dont have tattoo or any funny look, they look very normal. We got talking later during the trip and realised they both are Yoruba but live in turkey and canada respectively. On getting to lagos they had a safe house with three brand new cars covered. One of them a Muslim with golden tooth said he was on his way to turkey that evening. The other who claimed he has over $120million dollars told me a story of how some "sars" policemen detained him a night to his wedding and vowed to make him miss his wedding if he does not settle well. He told me the beating he got that day prompted him to relocate to canada and with his money he can purchase citizenship of many countries. He said he had to use heavy makeup on his wedding day with dark goggles. He said he own 7 petrol stations in lagos and 2 schools. The two guys by my estimation are like 38/37. They are normal looking fellows but successful yahoo men.

dest4real:
Can I deliver my product at any warehouse within the State? Why didn't they state the Warehouse to deliver to in their letter of agreement?

Please urgent response.

Thanks.

Singingbae:
Check for your card. Someone is using it for Netflix subscription

snapdragon00:
This is an update to the previous thread here:

https://www.nairaland.com/6783357/traveling-air-first-time/7#106420545

So i boarded my plane this morning and i can say it was a great experience thanks to all your contributions and tips. Lemme start like this, I woke up so early as my flight was at 8:25 since it's my first time i needed to play safe to avoid stories that touch i didn't give my village people a chance in that aspect.

I arrived at the airport few minutes to 7 and by 7:10 i was done checking in and ready for boarding (I didn't expect it to be so fast and smooth tho)

That was how i started pressing my phone and carefully paying attention to the announcements that one could barely hear. (I think airports need to do better as some of us no dey understand that kind accents) They can just past the announcement on a screen for people to read, anyways what do i know? maybe people have not missed flight as a result of that.

Ehen so while waiting, i was just observing everything, i saw one bros seated behind me so i walked up to him and confessed. "Bros no vex, na my first flight bdis, abeg if dem announce air peace flight to lagos just let me know" he smiled and said i shouldn't worry. Few minutes later i heard the announcement naso i pack my things go join queue, kudos to air peace (unlike the other announcements i heard, they used one local accent to announce before the normal posh accent repeated the announcement so it was easy for me to know it's time to board.

They did the normal thing and i was inside the plane naso i just dey look like village boy. i followed the suggestion by some good NLanders and watched how to fasten a plane seat belt so it was not an issue, i no disgrace my ancestors. except for the air hostess that was rude when i asked her for my seat everything went fine, i was so calm and composed like i've done this before. The plane took off and few minutes later we're flying above the clouds i was just smiling all through then i felt a sharp pain in my left ear, boom i no dey hear well again. then i remembered i was told here, i just swallowed saliva and i'd regain my hearing, it continued through out the flight. some of the things i noticed through the flight was:

Majority of land, like 70 percent is uninhabited, i saw my knowledge of geography come into play as we ascend into the sky, i could easily identify all the different layers like atmosphere, lithosphere and the rest it was like we're traveling to space, asin after all science no dey lie oo but above all God is the greatest. My experience helped me to believe God more, like he created all these things, he has the power to do anything so why even doubt him.

At some point during the flight, the plane was vibrating and turning anyhow lol but i didnt panic because i remembered nairalanders told me about it, i was seated by the window and stayed awake all through. Like 20 minutes into the flight, the pilot said "for those of you sitting by the right if you look by the window we are just flying over ibadan" naso i look and was like, oga i no see ibadan here ooo na just thick cloud i see.
That was how i landed in lagos around 10am and the weather was looking like 4pm nawao. i enjoyed my flight sha and i hope to do this again, but next time it should be canada not lagos.

samonak:
a Captain in the Navy is Col equivalent na, dem no born the WO to "assume" where a col is concerned. But in the Army "your appointment is more than your rank" after all, was it not in the Same Army, Maj Mustapha,( CSO to Abacha) been de clear generals doubt? He bleeped most of them up.

samonak:
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Guy u no know wetin u de yarn abeg, a blinking Lt order a Warrant officer to swim in mud! May be it can happen to a Private or L/CPL but never a Warrant officer, to attain the rank of WO u must have put in not less than 20 years in service, na I'm one blinking Lt, that just passed out from NDA or Colito wey just hang Lt go kon the throw smoke for a WO! At worst he can order him to report at the Mess, remove belt and shoes, then just de high inside de mess. Some Captains de even fear to talk to some Warrant Officers, especially if he's an appointment holder like Unit RSM or even chief clerk. In most instances, the WO even trained the Lt while at the academy as a blinking cadet, so that fear still de. A Warrant officer is like a general among the Non commissioned officers and wields a reasonable amount of respect and influence, so as an officer before u fit get liver talk down on him u need check urself well.

Emu4life:
Propaganda!!! There's no Boko Haram in Niger state.

snapdragon00:
Hello nairalanders, so i will be traveling by air from Abujaj to Lagos next week. I'm having some kind of feelings, any tips for first time fliers ? Like do's and Don't s.

Ever8090:
Google no get work...!!!

Ikillbrokehoes:
Why is this always happening in one of the most useless state in Nigeria?