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topsy23:
Bag of rice is now 24k

Now nko

winterlover:
90% of girls like hard dick. Not big dick

Stop consoling yourself.

Just 5 people. Lol

uchaymart:
How is gulder ultimate search better than BBN? Do you watch BBN task? Y'all just wait for Friday and Saturday night party , then conclude it's all about porn.. they are both nice shows if you choose them both or any one of them could be your favorite.

So trowing dice, skipping rope and filling bottle of water na what you call task? Lmao.. I watch bbn too. Most of the tasks are just usually ridiculous, childish and not mentally challenging.

Lindner:
Long story!!

In an interview, I was asked to narrate a really tensed sitiation and how I navigated it.

I remembered my NYSC days, I lived inside Letmauck Cantonement, Mokola Barracks, Ibadan. Year was 2008.

The wife of an Army Officer( a Major) hired me to tutor their three young kids after school. Unknown to me, it was the woman that needed tutoring on how to read English(she couldn't read nor write). She spoke only pidgin.

We agreed the fees (weekly), and I started. She would later open up to me that she needed tutoring as well. For a relatively long time, I didnt meet the Major himself. I would have left before he returned from work. I was a teacher at St Luis Grammar school just behind the barracks.

Long story short, I started teaching the woman too after she increased my weekly fee. But I noticed the woman would rather gist with me than learn. Being a student of emotional intelligence myself, I reckoned she needed someone to gist with in that ghostly environment like the Officer's Quaters. A full time house wife and in that environment. The other end of the barrack where soldiers ans corpers live was more fun and populated . As long as I was paid, we would gist all afternoon. We soon became friends. I even stopped teaching the kids. They were super sharp, intelligent, restless and troublesome. But every Friday, she never missed my payment.

One faithful Friday afternoon, the Major came home early, that was the first time I ever saw his face. I rightly assumed all the money I was being handsomely paid came from him since the wife was a full house wife.

I stood up to greet him but I couldn't tell if he was angry, sad or just being his military self. He didn't bother to respond, he just went upstairs. His wife followed him immediately.

After about 15 minutes, he came back to join me. He asked how much I was being paid, I told him. He asked if his wife mentioned why she needed to learn how to read, I told him I assumed it was for self improvement. Meanwhile, I had been collecting money weekly for several weeks and this woman could not read jack. We would rather chat, gist and laugh.

The Major went to the TV area and gave me a card, it was their wedding invitation card in 2 weeks time. He mentioned that they never got married before the kids. In short, at the wedding, the woman would be required to read a long vow or something like that. It was a Methodist or Anglican church along Bodija.

He said, given his status both in the church and in the army, he must not be embarrassed by his wife's inability to read. That was the whole reason for the lesson that we turned into chatting sessions. He said it was mandatory that I attended to witness the result of my tutoring. The whole conversion lasted for about 10 minutes and it sounded more like subtle threats and one man trying to dominate another man.

How did the woman not mention her wedding and the real reason she was learning how to read? How could I make her read in two weeks? Should we just memorize the whole text of the program? My mind started racing. I lived at the other end of the barracks, the Major knows where I worked as well. No way I could escape. I had collected a lot of money already and I was 100% certain he would be embarrassed on that day.

I did what I could in two weeks. Attending the wedding for me was like a cow going to the slaughter. My heart was pounding and was literally in my mouth. I knew the woman could not still read even after practicing the texts many times.

It was a beautiful military wedding. I sat at the back, then two guys came and said something like "O boy, oga say make we sit beside you". Which oga? They said "Major". I knew I was in deep shit. Prior to that time, a corper colleague had to be locked up in the guard room for dating a soldier's sister. Ordinary soldier. This was a Major about to be embarrassed in front of his friends, colleagues, juniors and church members. Of course, he wouldn't beat his wife, I figured I would carry all the blame and possibly return every penny I collected.

Sitting through the wedding was the most tensed period of my entire adult life. Gruelling 3 hours!. Second was waiting for my HIV test result. Of course, she fumbled, woefully at that. It was a disaster. That moment you want to hide under the seat. The officiating minster had to take charge of the situation to save face. I'm sure he wasn't aware.

As they where matching out of the church through the guards or what do they call them. Those guys that carry sticks and couples pass under them. I was seriously looking at the Major's face. His facial expression would inform me of my likely fate. His face was always expressionless but today, it was important to read those expressions so as to know my next line of action. Either to pick the next available bus back to my state and never return or something like that. But again, there's the problem of the soldiers beside me.

Conclusion.

The Major didn't have my time on that day, I guess he was occupied with the guests and all. I got lost in the crowd but never returned home directly. I slept at a colleagues room like 10 blocks away from ours. I could remember, ours was block 36 Engineering block. The soldiers sent to sit next to me also probably didn't know the reason and we all dispersed. My room mate and other corper colleagues that knew the background were waiting for the full gist of what happened. That night, I was waiting for that "gulf 3" visit. Gulf car was reigning at the time. They used gulf to pick you up to treat unofficial f**k ups.

The next day, I received a call from the Major's wife to come down to the Officer's Quarters. She didn't thank me for attending the wedding or for my tutoring or say anything that I could draw conclusions on about the mood of the situation. I was too paralysed to even congratulate her. Why would she be the one to call me given what happened at the wedding? I had heard all sorts of stories about what happens in the guard room, true or untrue, I never wanted to experience any of it. I put myself in the Major's shoes. No man should experience what he passed though in those few minutes at the altar. The Church became very quiet. Some people could not even look up.

Approaching the building, I saw the Major and one of the soldiers from yesterday and behold, the Gulf car!!.

I went straight down on my knees and then on my chest, flat on the floor in public view. My colleague had told me that was the only way I could lessen my punishment. But the Officer's Quaters was too quiet and lonely to gain any public pity and possibly help. The Major looked confused. I started apologizing and promised to even refund him. His kids (2 boys, 1 girl) started laughing.

The wife came out laughing as well, but in her hands was what I would later find out to be cake wrapped in those aluminium foils for me. The Major and the soldier just looked at me as if I was less of a man, rolling on the floor without even being accused of anything yet. Apparently, the Gulf car belonged to the soldier. The poor man was not even angry at me. I died multiple times throughout the night thinking about what evil was about to befall me. But all was just in my mind.

The wife would later tell me that she warned her husband before the Wedding not to waste his money on tutoring her. She felt she was hopeless at education.

It's very common in the army, most of those officers wives can't read nor write. It's usually not a big deal tho, he who findeth love findeth a good thing.

hardbody:
In the military, your rank is your age. if you are a sergeant at 45 and I am Lieutenant at 30, boss I am your senior. It is as simple as that.

Yes rank na your age and they'll give you all the respect and salute you want in this life but let me also tell you that years of service na also age. Warrant officer wey don spend at least 30 years for service one small pikin lieutenant go con dey form anyhow for his side? He go salute you and help you carry your file fine but you as a lieutenant also have to maintain your limits coz those guys have all the connection, experience and know-how to rope you so tay army work go tire you. Even generals dey respect warrant officers . As for sergeant, a lieutenant still no fit misbehave anyhow to a sergeant.. these people won't say anything, you can tell them to go and sleep inside guard room and they will but weytin Dem go do you behind the scenes ehn... See forget .. those Non commissioned officers you look down on are the real owners of the army forget all those pot bellied officers for headquaters. once you make a few of those NCOs to start grumbling or squeezing face, na you go tire in the long run.

Una too dey fear, nothing will happen to her.. ordinary lieutenant wey neva see life lol. Even seargeants get mouth pass them, na only rank and presidential commissioning they use senior.

Dedemworld:
U re a real illiterate, u called a Lieutenant "mere" if the corper is to get commissioned today she can't for any reason senior the Lieutenant. Cox b4 u can attain the rank of Lieutenant u must be BSC or HND and u can't tell me the corper is more than that qualification.

It's the mother that birthed you through hard labour that is an illiterate. What's a lieutenant rank ? You're just starting your military career and you want a single star on your chest to get over your head? If you don't know lieutenants no even get mouth reach non commissioned officers like warrant officers and master warrant officers .. Even generals dey respect warrant officers and look up to them for advice coz warrant officers have seen the military through thick and thin yet you dey here dey talk lieutenant lol. You go allow one 24 year old pikin wey freshly finish NDA or one mumu SSC or DSSC lieutenant dey chawooz you on your khaki then you be mumu for real. .

abobote:
The khaki doesn't have any power. Don't send people on suicide mission

Oga keep quiet and listen to me, I know what I'm telling you. That khaki is a national symbol if you don't know . That soldier indirectly disrespected nysc infact , she indirectly poured dirty water on the face of the DG of NYSC. If you on khaki and you allow any korofo or policeman manhandle you then na mumu you be.

As a corper, if you allow a mere lieutenant bath you water like this then you're nothing but a morøn. It's like you don't know the power of that NYSC khaki. Many corpers don't know.

Seniormanfeyyie:
Op listen carefully,i did my youth service in bayelsa state exactly 13 years ago swali,yenagoa. I faced the same thing and students even came home to cook for me as a young handsome corper but i wont lie i knack two of them but wasnt caught so play your game well. Be smart about it man.

Lol dude, how their pussy take be ?

Well during my time as a corper, I was extremely strict with them. First day in class , I warned the whole class them sternly and threatened to treat their Bleep up if they misbehave or disrespect me. They kinda hated and feared me tho.

In a nut shell, it's not advisable to Bleep those kinda girls. Not just because they are young but because they are also mentally immature. They see it within themselves as a trophy and achievement banging a corper and she will definitely gist her best friend about it. Before you know it, that her so-called best friend will tell another friend and that's how the news begins to spread like wild fire. Before you realize what's happening, you're already in deep trouble

Mangekyo:
You from your village inside zamfara dey know Wetin dey happen for Europe and Asia?
How are you sure you aren't the one being deceived here?
Keep watching CNN

No mind them. Too much cnn and fox.

Too much Google which is even an American firm.

This one forget to log into his alternate account before quoting himself . Too many mad children on this platform.

Kinds of nowadays, they are not strong at all. Only to chop indomie and drink milo. During our time, we used to go to several streams deep inside the jungle to swim . We did it together for several years without having a cause to cry over anyone.

Coldsperm:
I just passed there five minutes ago. You need to see the way heavily armed Soldiers and Policemen barricaded the whole road and was shooting indiscriminately in the air not minding that stray bullets may hit innocent people. Everybody is running right now.
I know it's just a matter of time before those Policemen would be attacked. They recently started mounting roadblocks over there, causing so much traffic congestion and delays. Last week Saturday(eight days ago), I was heading to somewhere very very important and you need to see the way they barricaded the whole road, forcing Keke people to give them money not minding what innocent people are passing through. I told a friend that was with me in the car that these government thieves may soon be attacked. And today it is happening.
These Policemen should stop causing hardships to people. Go to Enamel Junction and see as the Soldiers there are comporting themselves. They don't disturb anybody, only there to do their jobs. But the sweetness of rumpled #50 and #100 notes won't allow the men on Black behave well for once.

You're a suspect. Your account and IP address is now under serious investigation

See how this one allow one small boy dey so demi god over his head.

Iamtoyosii:
The range is around 14-20 k

Weyrey ni e o..

Iamtoyosii:
Try Whitehill luxury hotel minna or Hydro Hotel Tudun Wada South Minna or Haske Luxury Hotel, any of the mentioned....... waiting for my reward

Please drop the price of each per night

Who can give me links to good and very affordable hotels in Minna, Niger state? Good answers will get a reward.

jidxin:
story story..............normal old stories we have been hearing over and over......bro this did not happen to u jare....normal its either dey call Adeniji Eko or Eko Idumota etc.....

You're wrong. The story might be true and that's because I've heard it severally from those agbero. Most especially at berger. Most time they call eko without adding anything. And if you ask someone who looks like he understands English where the bus is going, he'll tell you Lagos. The guy might not be lying.

Cc LegalWolf OgahBohz Darkblood Midastorch

supportnija:
No doubt but very dirty

Yeah, change your circle....not to dey pursue those ones wey dey tie fowl for back.

justicechichex:
NA only the rich ones wey dey rarely live for Nigeria pics u carry full here. The middle and lower classes nk0. Post am, I wan check something

Who told you that? You'll find most of them living in Abuja, Kaduna and kano

One Nigeria.
Say no to secession

The Fulanis have good money and they show good love. When we say money, we mean money. Good money. Money that will repair your generations till the world ends.

See as pikin fine like diamond. Please we need the fulanis to continue this chain of reproduction in this country. The Fulanis are the FACE OF NIGERIA

brownemmanuel43:
I would have narrated my own version but let it be with me.
Their is more in this life that eye can see.
Dead men walking is real but the rational behind it is something I can't say

Share please

alasan007:
I’d have love to share my story too but people won’t believe and probably say I made it up so make I kuku de observe

Please share.

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