Cutehector4u:
Loool d babe isn't a wife material dats why. Bitter truth

One man's food is another man's poison.

see u wey go skul.... Abeg wife her... Una two na d same thing.

Tashaamania:


So, after giving the man a lil work, you would still have sex with him afterwards, right?
Tell me, whats the difference between you and the girl who had sex on a first date?

Well said!

Unibenstudent:
na the transgendered know for her.him.self.

Ah.... That was harsh

there are only 2 genders... na we suppose get plenty problem na... We r complex

cyprianlah:


Udonminit who dosent knw dat style?...wich style u bin d make during ur secondary skul days

Was on low cut for the whole 6 years

cyprianlah:


Your hair!!...i can plait kiss-me-twice

I no know that style oh...

Btw, no b the same dudes go dey ask 'why haven't you made your hair?'

this thread, i mean d comments on this thread no follow at all...

plait which hair?
My weavon abi my braids
Dude, no even try am!

mirexxx:
lolz

mirexx no quote oh! dem go soon face yu...

eiyaa

Cutehector4u:
am not buyin it for yu jor. I'm buyn it for iceberylin. I just want him to marry you. Lol so u bera begin to do all in your power to charm him in doin dat so d car wil definitely be yours after u might hav hired assasins to kill him and inherit all his money and property

all these ideas u r putting into her head...

ernecy:
Guys!!! Who notice d size of dis man's arm!!!! For where, me near dis kind person, when I nva wan die for babe matter!!

Btw I won't even believe her, Bcuz if this kind person slap u or infact slap a lady she suppose dey unconcious for lyk 3days, when she finally wake up, she suppose dey suffer from memory lose

Now imagine sai this same hulk's punch land on my fragile head,,na RIP go b my case.

6 month later, after I don die go, another guy go come dey kpansh her!!!

Guy you funny die!

masterpiecer:
Give another slap for reporting it to me

there r sometins u just have to keep to urself

lolz ... na dirty secret be dis.

Kingsimmer:
d gal go b lyk:"blood of jesuss!!!!
(picked up bag...)u wan take me du ritual abi" (run out)
(phone rings)
she don 4get ha phone...

moverover,u prepare dis sacrifice...
wia are d gods ,hia is a sacrifice 4 dem

laf wan tear my belle!

well, it works for them i guess

malonephills:
yepppa! twins? One d tin I afraid of, t shuld happen like dAt na to carry the babies go ophanage home no dulling or make her mama and my own con join dey nurse em, orelse na oyo she go dey I swear

lolzz..... i dey fear am pass you. But a caring hubby will definitely make the job easier.

malonephills:
lmao! She cnt, because child birth in my house will be base on contract, she wanna have children for me she wud knw hw nurse em without nt making house uncomfortable me....N everytin will b documented...

and perhaps she delivers twins.... And u cant afford a house help... And ur sisters are busy writing exams.
If you still won't help in these conditions...hmmm

emusmith:


What if it's on job grounds?

on biz grounds, separate matter... But his own is cos he's dogding crying babies...

malonephills:
I wanna have thooo!

Ok cool... So rearrrange ur mindset... Nothing good comes easy....
If na me my husband travel for 3 months after i give birth.... Woh... Na to sell the house and relocate.

malonephills:
ahahaha! How can you be prayn for suchjust been skeptical on it gonna seem like den

Im not praying or wishing you bad...
Since you don't want the troubles associated with kids... Maybe you shouldn't have them??

emusmith:
Maamin... hope your whitee didn't follow you here?

Are u frightened? No worry ur thread is safe

malonephills:
God knows I'm not that type, don't like been around new baby

maybe God should save u d stress and not give u kids....

AfricanApple:
observing from mango tree

Should av been an apple tree...

voodoo85:


yh whatever shut your mouth nobody is talking to u

I never opened it in the first place...

voodoo85:


educated talking u see . pffff your level of education is equal my primary school.

Excuse me miss. Your english is HORRIBLE! I no understand this ur oyinbo act again oh!

ogaofficer:
i rice.

I beans,, lol!

voodoo85:


how do u know? i talked with u in reality?

Sorry, is the word mumu found in the dictionary?

voodoo85:


i never told u about my educational qualifications mumu

This one no white oh!!

Tashaamania:

hehe thats us!
infact I've always been termed the jonser of the class, it got to a point they had to stop calling me that
I play alot, jonz alot, read alot and ofcourse smash alot

Way to go..

Ipledge:
people think am a woman wrapper e.g samflexxy,agapecharis
my class mate think am a big olodo(not untill result come out)

Lol @ olodo.... I look so unserious(academically) but i always smash....