mine was in first year.....

I had just gained admission and was about leaving for skul....
i was attending an evening service at church (we attend d same church).
Told him i wud b leaving d next day.... he then led me to a secluded part of d compound and kissed me.

I felt light-headed, lolz.
twas nice.

Darkrebel666:



Lol ..
Let's just see ya face..

wait.. lemme grab my sunshades first..cos I'm sure you'd shine so much that I'd get blind

Don't bank on it

Darkrebel666:


I wanna be among your few friends then

well then, who am I to object?

missclassy:


Let me just give you a hint

First of all, on nairaland you get noticed my doing more of negative things, but let me just list some points

1) You have to spend most of your nairaland time on either romance section or politics section
This is where the who's on nairaland lounge

2) By being a troll- trolls are easily noticed because they create silly and irelevant threads, countering and insulting anyone who opposes them

3) Posting intelligent front page material and making intelligent contributions on vital threads

4) _dissing a popular member- trust me , you wouldn't get unnoticed if you attack a popular moniker. God help you he/she replies, you are automatically popular

5) Putting up a controversial profile picture.

6) Putting up a thread that exhalts your physical attributes. For example

" Nairalanders, I have too many guys disturbing me for sex"
Then on your body you, say things like

"I know my boobs and bum are big and I have an hour glass shape, but does that make it enough for these guys to disturb me everyday?"

I hope this helps

thanks for taking the time to type this,

but, i dont wanna be popular. A few friends will do just fine

Darkrebel666:



ummmm ..
take a picture..a seductive picture like lala
but this time let's see some cleavage and curves. That would get you into the limelight quickly..

don't forget me when you become a celeb though
remember say I dey with you from the scratch ooo

i laff in greek.

and assuming i dnt have d curves nko?

Darkrebel666:


eyahhhh ... lol ..

you'd have to make yourself known then ..

do something crazy..

such as?

examples pls

Darkrebel666:


good for you .
so did you get any wooer in that thread?

nooooo

im kinda invisible

falconey:
Waiting for the picture.



*Modified
Does this apply to the opposite sex too?

good question...


abi na only females fit to collect?

Darkrebel666:


I'm good dear

how are you doing?

very well dear. taking things easy.

Dimples192:


Hey sweetie hope you're well

I'm very fine thank you.

Darkrebel666:


hello.. what's up?

im alryt. howz u?

no jokes from my corner.....


Hi

the right to have sex, or not, has got nothing to do with wealth.

Mekyno:

okay, bt wait oo. God forbid, bt if u husband cheat, are planning revenge?

bros this information is not for ur consumption

AJ01:
why you tag Imo state red na

he's sublty saying na dem do pass.

Mekyno:

sorry, bt will u happily cheat on ur husband 1 day?
Jst asking

happily? its not about me

my hubby will happily cheat on me and cos im from one corner of the earth like that, he will feel like its his right?

WYMAN:
you are right too,cos that costum,target the femal folks the most..but let's look at it this way,if that costum is scrapped.
Don't you tink,dat infidelity will be the order of the day,in such region.
Everything that has an advantage,also has disadvantage,its left for us,to choose which suit our interest the most and accomodate the others.

how come the deity so magnanimously decided to overlook male infidelity?

such a culture..... glad im not from that corner of enugu.

sinizia:


Well, in here, we unmask those intentions, because we're like family, and have seen each other. So reveal your face, lass.

look who's talking. ur dp is an arrow....

sinizia:


Why the cut-off DP? You don't want us to see your face?

that's d intention

derail zone? this ought to be interesting.

VickyRotex:


Il get a carpenter to pull the door down


Thats not embarrassing right?

i think i like you

the worst part is getting caught.. Jeez!

marriage is expensive where we come from.

physics mehn...

nothing wrong

it seems he is adjusting her microphone

dahreyM:


is dat an achievement?

kinda

Dragonking:


When ur wife cheats on u, I hope u won't be vexed when u find out from somewhere else? at least she confessed to God right?

you have a good head on those shoulders!

sweetgala:


whatever you do ,ignore this woman

DO NOT TELL YOUR WIFE OR PASTOR

Some have advised , just speak to your God and resolve with him

spoken like a true male.

@ op, the only reason u shud kip this from ur wife is if u r not sorry and wish to continue.

gunnerman:
In an attempt to show how simpathetic I
was,I knelt before her and kissed the affected part and
pronounced healing on it.
.

u shud av just gone straight down to where u had in mind.