wristwatch:


Yeye of the 1st order

are u high or something?

awwww

cutie....

can u drop ur number?

wia the packs?

ronald4lif:



Guys are human with brains, many of us are aware that women have needs and a few surprises often but when they make it seem like is a mandate or an obligation it becomes nauseating really.

its is a mandate in money for sex relationships.
afterall its just games.

wunmi590:


But you think this guy's can do it?

these dudes aint loyal

no big deal since its an unused pad

jonsin:


may i be of any assistance. . .

i hope u r not jonsing as ur name implies

emusmith:


You too need? I thought......

stop thoughting and hook me up oh jare!

emusmith, oya find me a val.

this is some faulty reasoning.

just a little bit

softysparky:

And a man that has slept with bunch of women?

you took the words ryt out of my mouth!

i no dey ansa that kain yeye question...

emusmith:


Really?

NO!
not really

Aprime:


Selena is not a racist.
Remind me why he needs to bleach.



Surgery? nah! He looks way cute healthy.



Come on, don't judge her.
She's anything but a gold digger.

Yeah right...
All she needs is love.

cbay:
There are a few things that can keep you going all night.

1. Visit http://cynthiasbay..com
2. Open your bible and read the word of God
3. Say your Prayers Vehemently. Save the world from night demons

Yu forgot sleep

It'll take bleaching, plastic surgery and lots of money...

Damn!

jnrbayano:


It is more or less Open relationship then. Don't you think so?

open means u r free to cheat.... its not even cheating

jnrbayano:


Which kind of relationship is not serious and have not yet drifted into another relationship category?

the type you get into while in 1st year


or the type you get into with someone you cant marry

Maamin:


hope for you to tell me

Pls rephrase

shady26:
same reason why u r lying now

Get lost o jare....
Na u rape me?

why in God's name will i lie about getting raped?

ALKARULEZZ:
lol.... Jex so u'd know, I don't wana date u......... I've gat an amazing GF #winks#

i didnt imply i wanted to

ALKARULEZZ:
cos u haven't met me

kinggenesis:
Haba? Are you saying KINGGENESIS is a living_dead?

u guys shud chill...
im quite sure i'll be disappointed after meeting/dating you and will still have to fall back on Mr decent.

klem93:
reasons not good enough

No reason is good enough

Timbuktou:
Well, they're free to do as they please. However, any woman caught in being 'discreet will have herself to blame. There will be no leniency till she reaches her father's house.

And any man caught being discreet will be given a round of applause...
Its a man's world sha.

I'm good with a decent guy...
Mr amazing doesn't exist.

Nmeri17:
sadly mr còck is no respecter of lists

where it leads, the man follows. married or single

You mean Mr Dog?

Maamin:
I know those tricks very long ago

*clears throat*

kilokeys:


really?..

yes really... im dating one.

Maamin:


So you are a bad guy lover?

i like them not too good and not too bad