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My advice to you.
My guy, I’ll encourage you to jakpa if you can. Think about the future of your kids once you’re able to settle abroad; they will definitely have a brighter future eventually. If you must, do it for your kids. Education for kids from ages 5 till the end of the their high school is FREE. You ain’t gonna pay a dime.

Life here may be tough, but if you follow who know road (the way I’m up and about), you no go ever miss road. I work as a security guard and net in an average of $2k every two weeks (I’m even on duty as I type this). Convert to the current exchange rate of #610/$1 (your guess is as good as mine[b][/b]). If I wasn’t here, my property I’ve been developing since 2018 won’t be at the current level it is right now.


My own true story.
I left Naija last year (26/05/21) for the US and I’m not regretting. I was working with one of the telecoms firm in Naija netting 680k monthly as a manager, yet I abandoned it for the opportunity to relocate to the US (though not with family yet, but plans are underway to bringing them this year).

Whoever is telling you to remain in Naija because you earn more than half a million doesn’t like you at all and would rather see you suffer along with them in that country. Tbh, there’s no future for Nigeria with this current and future dispensation; maybe in 20-30 years time. Only time will tell.

Check my history, I mostly waka pass and hardly comment on posts. But this one, I just have to give you my own two cents!!!

charles009:
Hello Folks,

I need una inputs, I tried scanning through nairaland threads and I am getting more of technicalities and rules lol. I need real experiences. As everybody around me dey japa so I decided to give it a thought. I work with a fintech company and net a little over =N=600k monthly. I am considering relocating to either UK,Germany,New Zealand, Australia or Canada. I am married with four kids. They said study route is the best .

A few of my colleagues that travelled just dey dull my ginger. My Oga who nets over 750k, we spoke today and he is considering a security man job, and claims net pay is over 2M monthly. Biko I cannot come and kill myself.

My friend, we spoke this evening and he responded oboy make I no lie you, na shit i dey pack for here, the good news is they say it will always get better with time. What if person no come eventually become citizen, is it a must you go become citizen.

I don talk to over 10 persons today and they all saying everything is though. Me I don't like stress, where me and wify go dey overwork just dey pay bills. Ofcourse I no get strength for menial jobs, make one oyibo use me take dey shine lol....

I no get any exceptional skill, I be sales man ooo.

Would you advise I still gamble and go with family abi make I hold my job oooo.

Please, I would welcome suggestions and advise.


Thanks Guys

Stephen2324:
Ladies, how do you ask for second round?

Ladies, you don’t need to ask. Just cuddle up first, then reach to suck on the guy’s nipple. Before you say Jack Bauer, he’s gear is ready to be shifted to drive again.

Wilson300:
My name is grey I’m 20 years old I don’t know what kind of genetic build up I have.seen my dad dicks a couple of times he is up to 10 inches while I’m barely 5inches my girth[i][/i] is nothing to write home about I’m so depressed right now just had sex with a girl today she didn’t even make a throaty sound what can I do please someone should assist me

In one of the parts of the high octane F&F franchise (Fate of the Furious - Fast 8 ), Dominic Torreto (Vin Diesel) was speaking to his little cousin before a race in Havana, “it is not about the car but who’s behind the wheels”.

I believe you don’t need to have a 10” sized “burreto” to fulfill a nice “kill”. It’s your modus operandi to achieving success that really matters. Some dudes have it but cannot use it!

NB: Always achieve her satisfaction first via pre-intimacy! “A lady’s engine is built to take a longer time to warm-up before the gear is shift to drive!”

@Hakeem I don quote una two oo... Una dey transfer to Cash App I need money mbok.

Haakeem:
another handle keh? U sef drop your azza let me send u some cash, i am nt that broke as u think,you went through my previous post and u saw were i begged because i was stranded.

You came for a test right? Funny. Okay give the money to anybody that quotes this my comment. I hate rubbish. Olosho trying to form, in fenadez words, u go cry taya.

shawnfamous:
U dedicate a section to the most high? As big as God? God owns everything

Meanwhile I thought I was gonna learn something

Oga, you are just an inconsistent and confused hypocrite. You think say you dey do yourself? Your village people don use your brain for peppersoup.

lonelydora:
That Bolt driver is your prime suspect. That was an "agbata eke" hustle they pulled on you.

Hold the Bolt guy.

Most Bolt drivers are SARS/Police accomplices. Since when I came to realize that, I deleted their app from my phone and never use them again. I ride only Uber while I was in Nigeria.

Also, note that some Bolt drivers are accomplices to ritual killers and kidnappers too.

If you must ride, ride with Uber or better still drive yourself to everywhere.

PS: if you have means of leaving Naija, pls do.. using F1 student visa is the easiest way to getting visa to the USA. Admission is the easiest thing to get in any US school so long you meet up with all the criteria.

GardenOfGod:
You were favoured to leave Nigeria and its human rights abuses, security challenges, unfavourable government policies, economic collapse, corruption and all sorts of negative factors that makes live unbelievable. You found yourself in a more saner clime, what on earth should make you resort to crime?
Some people are naturally cursed.

My brother nah laziness no dey make them want work. They joined our Afro-american brothers dey do bad things for here. No be say work no dey ooo

This your last statement make sense die...

festacman:
"... So, you may need to go Talibanistic and take over your KABUL boldly and apologize to 'whom it may concern' later...."

@Sijibomi33, like everyone has said, sometimes those church rules has to be discarded to be sane again. I got married at 31 and before then, I had seen the world of women. I'm 38 now. If I had waited for man-made church rules/doctrines maybe I for don dey your same level by now.

You've said it all. All these black guys want is just to be spoon fed daily, given money to buy weed and don't contribute to the society. Having been here for a while now, these black guys hardly come to work as scheduled (they cancel whenever they feel like not going to work) and if when they come they may be late and sometimes, close before their final hour. Their ladies are even more hardworking than the men.

Of a truth, the white guys love hardworking guys (irrespective of skin color) cos I've been toasted to leave my current job for theirs couple of times.

ChizzyBuna:
Ok they fought for human rights and freedom. But is that an excuse for them to expect the white man to do everything for them??
The slaves were more productive and hard working than this their recent generation.
If the slaves where getting high on weed and drinking all day. And blaming white people Everytime They wouldn't have gotten far as they did and achieve human freedom.

Those slaves where shipped from Africa so they still that tough African hurstling mentality. That's why they were able to succeed despite the humongous challenges facing them.
But this recent generation of black Americans all they know is to play victim mentality for sympathy. It's disgraceful
I was shocked at the many opportunities to make money in the U.S
White man dosent care about skin color
If you have talent or skill
They will give you the platform to SHINE!!!

Go to U.S Navy and you will be shocked how many Igbo and Yoruba people you will see holding high positions and ranks. It's not about skin color.
ITS ABOUT YOUR SKILL, TALENT AND HARDWORK.
White people hate laziness
And many black Americans are lazy
They just want to receive welfare checks and get high everyday expecting the white man to lift them out of poverty.

@MugnMuffin, here's the best response so far.

A good man is very hard to find out there. Most of us men are just "wolves in sheep clothings".

Biglittlelois:
Your church denomination will never take you to heaven, on judgement day, God will not ask for the name of your church, He is after your heart, mind, spirit, and soul,

If your man isn't spiritually inclined as you'd like, guide him through the right path with love and prayer, most couples are never on the same page spiritually, they grow along the line,

Don't loose a good man because of what you are been fed in your church, there are good and bad people in every denomination.

Lies from the pit of hell !!!

Biko, if you want to market your products, do so without telling flamboyant lies!

Stop talking like irresponsible motivational speakers.

Just stoopeeet plissss!!!!

CotenantNIG:
Do you know If you buy a plot of land or more for example at Ibeju lekki at #1,500,000 , you can actually sell that land for #30,000,000 later in 2 to 3 years in that same location. How?
https://clytee.com/2021/05/11/max-garden-odeomi/

I guess your prophecy has come to pass....

It is worst now!

mufex:
Good, Bad and Ugly

Good when Good luck enter power

Bad during Good luck last six months in office

Ugly during Buhari two years in office

I pray it should not get to worst.

The end of days is truly near...

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He's male alright..

https://www.nairaland.com/5957791/today-birthday-wish-me-well#91187737

Teleprompter:
Are you make or female ?

If you are female, it is so wrong of you to serve a make friend without permission and if you are a male, it is still wrong but not as wrong as the previous.

A cultured woman who respects her husband would not react the way she did packing your belongings and locking the door. She has no regard for her husband even if she is paying the rent, she does not need to act that way.

For you as a person, learn to respect boundaries. Even if your brother owes all his wealth to you, you must not be flaunting that to third parties.

Let's hear how your brother reacted when he found out about this.

OP, pls correct your headline. This is an Officer of the NA not a soldier. Are you blind and can't see that he's a Major??

UDOKABESTLUV:
Update From . COM

A video making the rounds on social media, as Obtained By , Shows a Nigerian soldier advising youths against looting food items meant for Corp members resuming on the 10th of November at the NYSC orientation camp in Kubwa, Abuja.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1hUD3Osbw

Nice!

meobizy:
Join Year: 2018. Total Number Of Comments Posted: 2.

Are you also not barely 2years on this platform?
Because you manage to do copy and paste topics, you dey form inspector gadget!

Abeg shift go one side, who posting topics don help for here

I have a Kia Sorrento which I can let go for that amount (500k) that's if you're a serious buyer... Even though my price tag is 650k

phal:
Car gurus in the house please kindly help me suggest which car would fit my budget,
I am actually planning to buy my first car as my family is growing big and moving from point A to B is becoming stressful for us, hence I decided to get a very good & sharp Nigerian used car with a budget of 500K max.

I want a car that is very durable, reliable, fuel efficient, cheap and accessible parts, meanwhile I don't want Toyota or Honda as they are too common on Nigerian roads & I also believe they re not the only best car options we can get. Though I am looking at Nissan Almera 2001, Nissan primera 2000 to 2002, VW Golf 3 and Mazda cars from 1999 to 2002 models.

Please kindly help me as I need your car expertise to decide which car to go for ASAP.

Thanking you in advance

Thanking

Finnestgreat:
Are you pissed off.HELL YEAH!

John Wick - Chapter 3

Happy Easter Celebration

Scam 101!

That's the MAGA style!

dayorich:
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Awon space bookers ... Kaare o

Interesting

Go and have yourself tested to be sure it is not shingles!

Nice development!

Yimu

Nice!

Pics of interior, engine, mileage?

Nice!

How dare Banky cheat with "Mr Igboro's" wife??

Nice.
What's the last price?