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PoliticsRe: MURIC: "Amotekun Is A Christian Name, Must Be Changed" by Hizzojay(m): 11:30pm On Jan 27, 2020
Therefore a lion out of the forest shall kill them, a wolf of the evenings shall destroy them, a leopard shall watch against their cities; everyone who goes out there shall be torn in pieces; because their transgressions are many, and their backsliding is increased.
Jeremiah 5:6 WEB
https://bible.com/bible/206/jer.5.6.WEB

grandiose4ever:
I posted the verse in Yoruba up there. There's no Amotekun (cheetah). You only have Kinniun(lion) Ikooko(hyena) ekun(leopard)
EducationRe: Your School Anthem by Hizzojay(m): 9:18am On Jun 14, 2019
chiegemba:
COMMAND SEC SCH IPAJA:

Command Secondary School Students
Together We Shall Win Together
Commandants, Staffs and Students
Together We Shall Win Together
No Matter Your High And Position
Remember We Are One In God
Together We Shall Winnnnn Together! smiley

*If dere's any ex-comlag student ipaja do pls holla nd correct d post* wink smiley
Holla Comlag Star... Though I heard the anthem has been changed to a new one.

Command Secondary School Students
Together We Shall Win Together
Commandants, Staffs and Students
Together We Shall Win Together
No Matter Your Hight And Position
Remember We Are One In God
Together We Shall Win, Together!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal: Europa Cup Final (4 - 1) On 29th May 2019 by Hizzojay(m): 9:39pm On May 29, 2019
femi4:
Watch Chelsea Arsenal on DSTV 723. French commentary though
I haven't commented on NL in a long time... But for this... You Too Much kiss
FamilyRe: Popular Nairalander, Hungerbad Dies At Age 44 by Hizzojay(m): 8:09am On May 24, 2019
Ishilove:
Sleep well, soldier.
In Memory Of HungerBad... Salute!
CelebritiesRe: Touching! Heartbreaking! A Must See: by Hizzojay(m): 2:40pm On Feb 17, 2019
Which woman?
PoliticsRe: APC Lagos Caught Vandalising Agbaje Campaign Materials by Hizzojay(m): 3:34pm On Dec 16, 2018
smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies Fighting And Tearing Each Others Clothes Because Of DICK by Hizzojay(m): 8:57pm On Oct 07, 2018
Really!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid vs Liverpool : UCL (3 - 1) On 26th May 2018 by Hizzojay(m): 9:21pm On May 26, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
I'm curiously curious to see the original... grin


ooops
You don't need to! It's photo shopped.
Can we just get on with this match please!
GamingRe: The Gaming Section Q&A by Hizzojay(m): 10:47pm On May 06, 2018
Hi, what is the difference between PS4 Slim and Protective and which of the two would you advise I buy?
AutosRe: Toks 1999 Model Toyota Camry Fabric Interior For Sale.....accident Free by Hizzojay(m): 11:27pm On Mar 21, 2018
How much please and where's your location?
AutosRe: Tokunbo Toyota Matrix 2004 Available At 1.65m by Hizzojay(m): 3:37pm On Mar 21, 2018
Can it go for 1.4m?

Location please...
AutosRe: PRISTINE 2005; 3 Seater Highlander by Hizzojay(m): 3:33pm On Mar 21, 2018
The7th:
DVD
Reverse camera
Absolutely buy and Drive.
CALL 09092642747
WHATSAPP 08030513786
Location? And what's the last price?
EducationRe: Civet Killed Inside LASU, Ojo (Photos) by Hizzojay(m): 12:53pm On Mar 13, 2018
The African civet has an omnivorous diet that includes insects (Orthoptera, Coleoptera and Isoptera), fruit (Ficus species), small mammals (Muridae), birds, reptiles (Agama spp and Striped skink), frogs, fish, crabs, carrion and eggs.[13]

In Zimbabwe, it was found that insects are the most common part of the diet in the warmer wet summer months (October to April) and this changes in the colder drier months of winter (May to September) to include more mice, reptiles and birds.

Green grass is also frequently found in faeces and this seems to be linked to the eating of snakes and amphibians

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_civet


shortgun:
civet
FamilyRe: Man Blasts His Daughter Over Her Profile Photo by Hizzojay(m): 11:35am On Mar 11, 2018
mccoy47:
I'm more concerned with her battery life.
See what Buhari has caused! angry
You're such an idiot... Of all things in the pics, nah "battery life" catch your attention.
RomanceRe: #BBNAIJA DOUBLE WAHALA Miracle At It Again by Hizzojay(m): 12:02am On Feb 27, 2018
TV/MoviesRe: 50 Cartoons That Were Shown On Nigerian Television In The 1970s And '80s. by Hizzojay(m): 5:03pm On Feb 18, 2018
I didn't see Inspector Gadget on the list as well (it was one of my Saturday favorites)

Proudlyngwa:
This Naptu2 self, always making someone feel old.
There was this old Nigerian cartoon, albiet more like a drawing, can you remember the name.

You also forgot one of my favorites.

TOP CAT
AutosRe: Distressed Sales by Hizzojay(m): 3:07pm On Feb 02, 2018
Please post the Pictures for the highlander Pls.

Do you have Toyota RAV 4?
If yes, what is the year and cost?
Pics will be much appreciated too.
RomanceRe: Man Caught His Fiancee In Bed With His Best Man 3 Weeks To Wedding by Hizzojay(m): 10:54am On Jan 29, 2018
Or better still, dress up and walk down the aisle and inform all of her atrocities when the pastor ask the question which should be replied with "I DO"

fellowman:
go ahead with the wedding but don't show up on the wedding day grin
FamilyRe: His Wife Caught Him Red-handed . You Just Can't Believe What Happened. by Hizzojay(m): 9:59pm On Jan 22, 2018
Megan! This is epic... grin cheesy

Emmahunk:
Really, women don't need to scream or create a scene at every given opportunity. I had this great experience recently. Please read;

I was hanging out with my friends yesterday evening , so we ordered for fresh fish and drinks, the next person beside us came in with his girlfriend and ordered drinks and fish too. They were drinking and holding their hands together, the lady was resting on the guys shoulder. Apparently, they were having fun. However, their joy was short lived because, before we knew it, a woman walked in with a baby not more than 4 months old. She quietly pulled up and joined the table of the two love birds.

It was a moment to behold as the young girl looked surprised and angry at the same time obviously not impressed with the fact that someone came to invade their privacy. The man on the other hand was so quiet and looked totally confused.

Then the woman called the Bar attendant "please give me a bottle of malt and Fresh fish" and they served her. At this point, her baby started crying and she fed her and continued eating obviously enjoying every moment. Not done with whatever game she was playing, she further ordered for two fresh fish (point and kill), they told her its #1500 each she said she needed two of the fish and ordered for Isi-ewu 3 full mortar, they did and packaged all for her.

Finally with a wry smile playing on her beautiful but sweaty face, she now ordered for 7 cans of malt which they also gave her.

All these while, the man was kind of scared for the woman not to create a Scene at the joint, while the girl he came with was no longer comfortable.
Satisfied, the woman now stood up to leave with her loot and no one would have been the wiser if the bar the man had not walked up to her and said , "Please madam your money"

That was when the bubble bursted as she blurted out "My husband here will pay". She quietly dropped her baby on the man's laps and went off with her Goodies.
The silence that followed was breathtaking.

Surprisingly, immediately the woman, several other men quickly paid their bills and left as if expecting their own wives to turn up too.

Men! Abeg, who do us this thing?
RomanceRe: Which Gender Will Be Worst Affected By Widespread Adoption Of Sex Robot? by Hizzojay(m): 5:28pm On Jan 17, 2018
This got me cracking... grin cheesy grin cheesy

greiboy:
Nigerian men from all works of life have been deeply excited about the announcement of the sales of the sex dolls, and although many of them cannot afford it. They have vowed to save enough money till they purchase one or wait for a cheaper model by Aba boys
RomanceRe: Sex Doll Versus Vaseline. by Hizzojay(m): 5:21pm On Jan 17, 2018
I wonder oo

Maybe he meant 1,500kobo

Elparaiso:
Which Vaseline be 1500k? Na diamonds full am?
RomanceRe: Is It Cheating If A Married Man Sleeps With A Sex Doll ? by Hizzojay(m): 5:11pm On Jan 17, 2018
Oga, go watch p*rn and tell me if you wont have a hardon.

Then turn to your left to do the needful with Trina the SD.

SpareNo1:
Yes

Am I the only dude who thinks this sexdoll idea is proper crazy and mad? How do I even get hardon from a baby rubber?

Devil has successfully taken over this world
RomanceRe: Meet Other Professionals by Hizzojay(m): 5:09pm On Jan 17, 2018
What is romantic about this post?

Just a waste of MB.

sabigros:
Meet and interact with other professionals from Nigeria for the purpose of friendship, dating, training, Co-working. business and many more.
Click here www.olorata.com.ng/pi.html
RomanceRe: Nigerian Twitter Divided Over New Sex Doll by Hizzojay(m): 5:08pm On Jan 17, 2018
Ehen!
RomanceRe: 26-yr-old Man Beaten To A Pulp By His 54-yr-old Sugar Mummy For Cheating On Her by Hizzojay(m): 5:01pm On Jan 17, 2018
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Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Wrong About Pastor Sam Adeyemi On Tithing by Hizzojay(m): 2:47pm On Jan 17, 2018
I expected you to have said, "he'll only deceive the church-goers aka bench warmers".

To be a Christian is to be Christ-like, anything short of the latter is not close to the former.


desreek9:
Spiritually inclined christians will know that freeze is an agent of the devil, so he can only deceive the secular christians.
RomanceRe: “My Backup Boyfriend Proposed To Me And I Said Yes, What Should I Do?” — Lady by Hizzojay(m): 7:25am On Jan 05, 2018
Purebeerry:
2017-side nigga

2018-backup boyfriend.

Its okay, continue.... cheesy.
2019 - Reserved bloke
PoliticsRe: Lagos Flags Off Reconstruction Of Airport Road by Hizzojay(m): 9:16pm On Sep 04, 2017
soberdrunk:
Why always Lagos? angry
Go and ask Balotelli... cool grin undecided
FamilyRe: Single Mother Describes The Joystick Of Her Neighbour's Husband by Hizzojay(m): 2:28pm On Aug 28, 2017
thorpido:
Upper cut cheesy
This one pass uppercut.. It is BRUTALITY!!!
NYSCRe: Corper Shows Off His Mother Who Sold Vegetables To Train Him At The University by Hizzojay(m): 12:11pm On Aug 21, 2017
Sleyanya1:
smiley

" No be everybody wey dey use smart phone smart"".[/i]

God bless Our mothers.
This last comment is off the hook cheesy cheesy cheesy... Nice yabis for a dullard.

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