₦airaland Forum

Davidbee: The next stage is interview right? Will it be conducted by state or Abuja?

Yea the woman said it will be in abuja.the exam was very coordinated here, may be because they've reduced our population last week,237 of us wrote today's examination.i pray to be part of the final 10 sha.

Davidbee: The questions are fucking tough bro. U even tried to ansa 57 questions. I ddnt touch dat maths at all


Forget ma sit number sir, aw am I sure u aint one of DSS officers and someone is asking me the essay questions

Lols at not being a DSS officer,dont worry I will soon be one,abuja here I come oooooo oooooo

Davidbee: #team Ogun. Started 10:15 and finished 11:45m. 90mins to ansa one hell of 80 obj nd 2 essay questions.




Seriously, this recruitment excercise can nvr be on merit. I stand to be corrected

Guy what's your sit number,i am sitting upstairs.The questions was killing,i was unable to attempt the essay questions, i stopped the objectives at 57.

Please house I want to ask if unilag is offering MSc botany, if yes how do I purchase the past question.thanks and please how much is the school fees?

Please house I want to ask if unilag is offering MSc botany, if yes how do I purchase the past question.thanks.

lillaowow: Grabs Mic....
E.M.Eazzzy!!
It ain't easy (master craft on the beat)
Are they mad!!!, they must be mad
Cos if I die today, nobody gon die with me (olorun maje o)
If I go broke today I will never hear my....
I no send nonody, I go keep doing my thing
And iif you feeling menow, let me hear you sing..
Ma jaye o ri mi......

Lol. . . Kolomental. . . Like this don pass yaba left ooo,india straight

lillaowow: Grabs mic..... "Le le le leo"... "Legendary lo shey beati yi ooo, piper gbori wole.... "Ginger o ginger... x2" "the way you roll dey make me dey ginger, d way you move dey make me dey giner" "bilinder o bilinder.... X2" "thw way you roll dey make me dey giner, d way you move dey make me dey ginger"

Bros,report yourself to Yaba left,naso é dey start ooo

All the posters above me are bad belles,allow him to contest nah,it is his constitutional right,abeg free am joor.

Alapomeji campaign dey go joor,just make sure you clinch the APC ticket,either APC or no seat for you in the federal house of Representatives.

Lord have mercy on us,its becoming a reality.

So I heard too,i saw it on a bbm friend pm,he was even saying it's on BBC ,i hope it's true, this virus needs to be curtailed asap.

TellBlazer: Do you need a soothsayer to know he is a muslim? Which other religion in this world bomb people?

No religion.

curtain: Lol! Buhari killed by gay muslim. What a head line it would have made.

Where in that article did you read he was a Muslim? Or you are reading with your anus ni?

curtain: Lol! Buhari killed by gay muslim. What a head line it would have made.

Where in that article did you read he was a Muslim? Abi you are reading with your anus ni?

Ogonimilitant: you should be called ode, for getting indoctrinated
In this useless religion. There is no difference between you people
And Boko haram. Check the whole world and see what Islam
Has done to the world God created. Shameless people.

If by now you are still of the believe that muslims are behind all the bombings in the northern part of Nigeria or are the sponsors of Boko Haram, my guy you are an illiterate,dont you know how sacred the month of Ramadan is? And if you still see any muslim(s) doing something so bad like killing of innocent souls during this holy month,thats to show you that their is more to this Boko Haram, try and watch Prison Break or 24 Hours,may be you will understand all this conspiracies better.stop allowing them to use religion or ethnicity to divide and manipulate us for them to rule us.Islam est beau.

Ogonimilitant: Imagine a world without Islam and this so called Mohammed.

Ode

Oinnocent: Hello NLs
Got an invite for a test/intervw at opic towers abk.pls who are they and what they are into.ur response is appreciated.
Thank u.
Hello any info about these peeps

They recruit for Airtel Nigeria customer service agents.

muhammad23: Hmm...muhammad23..I should be attending In sha Allah...I will be coming all the way from Sanngo, I hope I would be able to make it back home early enough if I leave the venue immediately after Maghrib.. Traffic should be light on a Sunday... Baraka'Llahu to the organisers and everyone of us.

Can we move together? Are you going with a ride? You can pick me up at Ahmadiyyah.

Wizeboy: NAIRALAND IFTAAR SEASON 6: 2014

DATE: Sunday 20th July, 2014

VENUE: Araromi Community Central Mosque, Diya Street, Opposite Gbagada Playing Ground. Beside Sweet sensation/Access Bank, Gbagada, Lagos State

TIME: 4.00PM PROMPT (NO AFRICAN TIME)

HOST: Thirty and hrmkz


GUEST LECTURER: USTADZ ABDULRAHIM BASHIR; Asst. Chief Imam UNILAG Central Mosque; Lecturer, Department of Arts and Social Sciences Education, Faculty of Education, University of Lagos.


TOPIC: Muslim and Peaceful Co-Existence with Non-Muslims: Quranic Narrative


Assembling will start by 4pm (No African Time) at the above chosen venue and lasts till after break of fast and moghrib, or we wait till 8pm for Ishai.

PROGRAMME

4.00 - 4.30: Arrival
4.30 - 4.40: Introduction
4:40 - 5:00: Opening prayers/Fidau Prayer for hrmkz late mum and all our deceased relations
5.00 - 5.10: Opening remarks by the moderator(s) present
5:10 - 6.00: Lecture
6.00 - 6.15: Questions and Answers
6.15 - 6:55: Open session (Deliberation on NAIRALAND MUSLIM FORUM PROJECTS among other arising issues)
6.55 - 7.00: Breaking of fast with fruits
7.00 - 7.10: Moghrib
7.10 - 7.30: Main menu/Food
7.30 : Closing Prayers/Dispersal/Isha'


All Nairaland Muslims who are interested in attending this year RAMADAN IFTAAR should start signifying by including their names below:

ATTENDANCE:

1. Thirty
2. Wizeboy
3. Jarus
4. tobby1987
5. bluedome
6. hardubuy
7. mashaun
8. papindinho
9. yeyenatu
10. fxskye
11. maclatunji
12. Reedbam
13. eluquenson
14. balash
15. Zachxolan
16. DJDOLA
17. Mogenerous
18. Tbells91
19. Neeyhmutate
20. muhammad23
21. k4kenny
22. slimkay83
23. Ariyke
24. Deciphers
25. Kulikuli26
26. Herbiorlah
27. probsolver
28. Adebayofca
29. Profshyna
30. Dynamo1
31. Ak4ril
32. onegig
33. comsoy
34. simbiatadesomi
35. walelamina
36. sherif4owo
37. DMainMan
38. cherish
39. muhammed
40. loodba
41. HOK4U
42.
43.
44.
45.
46.
etc.

NOTE: In case you have shown intention and I missed out your name, kindly indicate please!!!

In sha Allah I will be there.

alexdellafonte: Well different strokes for different folks sha. I cnt trade my sleep for anything in †̥H̲̣̣̣̥ǝ̥̥ world.

Guess you are still a baby then,how old are you? ***just asking***

RedBenson: Mehn, mine was like one of my limbs was cut off. I culdnt even eat but cried ceaslessly whilst my mum had to plead for me to stop and eat. If u see d way she was carrying me on her laps spoon-feeding me. After feeding me, she was tying me on her back with wrapper going to her daily biz. Lolz. I turned to a baby overnight cos of loss of nairaland. Abeg, nairaland is d best place to come wipe away boring moment...not even facebook is fun-filled compared to nairaland. It was like a gathering of people was just disassembled/dismissed. All the friendly contact lost. So so annoying but thanks to God it's back.

On the other hand, oga seun, i hope u wont pay those jobless mods. during the downtime period? They didnt work so do not deserve pay.

Where are all my sweethrts? Mz mariah, glory l, sexymoma, idowuogbo, freecocoa etc. My niggurs nko? Born2fuck, tunfol, nelie etc, hope u guys are great? Miss u all!!!

Bros,you can lie ooo

donbrowser: Only your school fees
2000 X no of courses
1000 X no of exams
Reg. Fees = 22,500
Id Card= 500
and others around 5k sha
do the maths urself.
We pay per semester
You can also join the whatsapp group if you have more questions
Drop ur number to be added!

08157560707

ceezonnifemi: 0708 445 3593

08157560707

Please how much is enough to build a two bedroom flat on a half plot of land( 2 rooms,one sitting room,one kitchen and one toilet that will serve as both toilet and bathroom)

THEY SHOULD FAST TO STOP PIPELINE VANDALISM.

easyz: If this info is correct, it means ASUU dey C.R.A.Z.Y

Why dey go do postpone till January?

Lazy intellectuals

See as u dey para,person go think say your GP na 4.98.oga go sit down and relax,ASUU wil soon suspend d strike 4u to clear your "C of O"

Does the phone has any fault? Which part of Lagos are you ?

Mintayo: One thing i love about Islam is that,it made me study my Bible very well.
Another thing i love abt islam is that it can not do without the Bible,it will always reference it,whether good or bad just as the person i quoted above has done.
Lastly,i love Islam because its helps me hold tight to my belief,as in very tightly without wavering!

what is this one saying ?

tthamza: Your prayer is ANSWERED! Because HE is sameeool du'a & Mujeebhool da'awati.

ameen.thanks

xclusive43: “Islam is the world’s fastest-growing
religion. In 1990, 935 million people were
Muslims and this figure had escalated to
around 1.2 billion by 2000, meaning that
around one in five people follow Islam.

In the period
1990-2000, approximately 12.5 million
more people converted to Islam than to
Christianity” (Guinness World Records
2003, pg 102) (Emphasis added)

ALLAHU AKBAR

ALLAHU AKBAR

I LOVE SO MANY THINGS ABOUT ISLAM,
FIRST THING IS THE UNIVERSALITY OF ISLAM,ALL MUSLIMS ALL OVER THE WORLD PRAY IN THE SAME WAY,FACING THE SAME PLACE CALLED THE KAABA.
SECOND THING IS THAT I DONT NEED ANY MIDDLE PERSON TO COMMUNICATE WITH MY GOD,I CAN TALK TO HIM DIRECTLY,ALLAH SAYS HE IS CLOSER TO US THAN OUR SKIN.
LASTLY,THE HOLY BOOK OF QURAN.IT HAS THE SAME CONTENTS ALL OVER THE WORLD,NO NEW OR OLD TESTAMENT,NO LAST EDITION-ALLAHU AKBAR ISLAM IS THE BEST.
ISLAM IS THE BEST,I LOVE THAT RELIGION DIE.I AM A MUSLIM AND PRAYS TO DIE AS A MUMIN AND ALSO MY ENTIRE GENERATION TILL THE END OF THE WORLD.
JUMAAT MUBARAK TO ALL MUSLIMS.

damibravo: Simple Philosophy...

Premise 1- Nigerians Encourage Corruption
Premise 2- GEJ is the number one Nigerian...

Conclusion.............

can someone help me with that

YOU SURELY DID LOGIC IN SCHOOL

i guessed that match was played outside the country or the pictures are deceiving . . . those pics were so clean and sharp like say na premiership i dey watch