ekiti again!! dem and ondo if do anything to represent

Asianguy:

Even the family endorsed it,
Hunger is bad abeg

Silentscreamer:
Hmmm... Seems nigerian guys lives depend on sex. See ranting.

Who is this... okay I get it now. You're one of those girls he's talking about?

please add me on whatsapp number 08159605328 for your night driving glasses.

Hayah:

I wish I could get one too,
It's so difficult driving at night with full lit headlamps directed at me

olodo. u no dey stay biology class.

smartty68:
Giant grasshopper

yimu

MizTyna:
Lol! This is one of the realest threads on nairaland. I'm not saying I have ABFs oh

theEYe21:
It's karma

if this is true, then it is good news. Let all the wasters and squanderers feel the hardship too

Smellymouth:
The answer is simple - would you want him to tell you if it was him - and how would you feel about it? If it was me, I 'd be very nice to my lover for a couple of weeks while preparing to leave because I dont think it is a trifling matter and I can't forget such issues.I dont know if I will be able to forgive her in the future..
Take my advice, don't do it again but keep your mouth shut,

SHE HAS STARTED ALREADY, THERE IS NO WAY SHE WON'T DO IT AGAIN. BESIDES IF THE MALE FRIEND KNOWS HOW TO PLAY HIS CARDS WELL, HE WOULD STILL GET BETWEEN THE NARROW LEGS... ONCE DEBE FOREVER DEBE

you can't compare Akure with Abeokua

funmijoyb:
keep quoting me but i insist that Ado-ekiti looks way better than Akure in terms of beauty.

My ranking goes:
1.Lagos
2.Ilorin
3.parts of Ibadan
4.Ado-ekiti
5.Akure
6. Abeokuta
7.Osogbo
8.Benin

have been to all d above

lousy old man. always looking for cheap fame and popularity. can't wait for the empty barrel to be silenced.

dainformant:
Pictured is governor of Ekiti state Ayo Fayose dressed as a bishop... The governor is currently in Jerusalem for the Christian pilgrimage....

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/10/photos-governor-ayo-fayose-dresses-as.html

Brozok:
Hello house, do anyone know if this organisation is real and what they are into, if they pay well. I got a an sms to come for an interview at anifowoshe, ikeja by 8am. I did send my CV for a logistics Executive sometime ago. I tried google but nothing came up not even a website.

I got thesame msg today too. The sender is one Miss Latifat but when I call d number when I got home from work, a male voice was what I heard confirming the sms and d coy. Browsed the coy and nothing came up but this thread. Thank God I followed my instinct of being suspicious.

Airforce1:
chei

Person future wife

you sure say this wan one be person future wife so?

LewisO:

And fvcking her pu**sy continues!

Lolz!!! Before nko?

funmidauda:
Talk sense into her, make her realize she doing sometin wrong she might not knw the implication

i agree with you cos have been there. i remember when i was courting my wife n she was like dat, i reported her to her elder sister and her husband who talked sense into her skull. her elder sister was even begging her not to break her relationship... after we got married and i tot d issue is a forgotten one, she came up with somfing like hat again. i talked some bitter truth into her skull, we fought n i started ignoring her n stopped eating her food... to cut the long story short, she came begging and asking for i herself n i forgive her and the issue resolved...

VENTY0:
Who dull pass?

Abi!! I wonder oo

joncom:


Can everyone just keep quiet for once!!
We are just here shouting and cursing, who told you these politicians are not together laughing at our stupidity.

After the election, whoever loses will still collect his pension in millions. Most of you will be back in 2019 calling for the head of Osibanjo(buhari will be dead by then).

*One mumu will quote me in anger

ARE YOU GOD? WHAT MAKES U THINK YOU WON'T DIE BEFORE HE DOES. IT'S NOT A GOOD THING TO WISH ANYONE DEAD BUT REPENTANCE

kowema:


Lol....Thanks

u r welcome.

Janetozi:
and may God bless u with Abok! Shine my shoe children like Buhari.

May ur children never be able to prove the Education qualifications like Buhari.

Say "amen"

One thing i will not wish ur children is that they have "internal sickness' like Buhari, i am not that wicked.

Seeing your signature i never expected such words of cursing from you... besides u r also thin like Buhari does it suggests u have internal sickness too? just asking ni oo

kodded:

and may GOD plan your life the way buhari want to plan this nation
say amen or else...................................

let Buhari execute the plan first now. meanwhile, may God plan your life and all your affairs the way Jonathan planned this country. oya say amen

6. Don't Criticize Her With Her Past Mistakes: She definitely has a past, sometime not too rosy. Don't keep bringing it up, or keep using it to bring her down. Yes! Perhaps she failed in some things/relationships, perhaps married before, perhaps has a baby, perhaps had abortion as a teenager or in college, perhaps slept with a boss or pastor, etc AND SO WHAT! Mary Magdalene did yet Jesus kept her as best friend! She shared them with you to have a closure & feel close to you and not for you to bring them up and use them to judge her when you quarrel. Please never ever call a woman 'Ashawo' (prostitute). This is what you men say that hurt women most. She did what she did out of love or desperation. It's a past! Now it's all about you, give her a chance to love you.

but she can compare her present hubby or lover's performance with her Ex(es) see hypocrisy... point number 6 is senseless.

kowema:
Ok, This happened right before my eyes inside BRT yesterday..I just got back from church and decided to take a BRT bus from Cele to Ikotun..During rush hours like Say between 6:30 a.m-12pm/ 2pm-7:30pm, The regular buses hype their fare from #100 to about 300 naira........it gets really annoying that many people wud rather queue for hours , waiting for BRT buses that charges a constant fare of 50 naira.......This being the case, most times, u can find like 2 sections of people waiting for the BRT bus...The Standing and the Sitting section , with each section containing like 200 n more people respectively (No jokes oh)Depending on the time and location.....E.g Oshodi-Apapa and back BRT Stands, Cele-Ikotun stands etc.....

When I got to the BRT stand, I decided to join the standing Queue that seemed to have lesser number of people... By the time it got to my turn, The bus was so full to the Brim.....A standard BRT bus can take about 45 sitters and then say 49 standers..NB: (Its the loaders and drivers that choke up the bus Cus they get to share the fare from the standers hence the more standers, the more money to share per time)..... You can now imagine how choked up the bus was but I still insisted I must enter the Bus...I had to struggle my way into the bus interior to find a reasonable place to stand, even though other passengers kept saying "No Space, Where u dey go?, Oti Kun" etc....... Finally, One good Samaritan man Cleared a Space in front of him for me and I thanked him and entered.Little did I know that this man was on heat and needed to express his Libido.

The bus moved almost immediately and the next thing o, this man started taking advantage of portholes......When we get to a porthole which wud always make the bus stagger, this man wud just thrust forward without conrol and hit me with his pelvic region...Ah ah!, Initially mehn!, I said to my self " Na the port Hole they cause am "...Each time, I was doing my best to create space between us but the man somehow use porthole excuse to close the gap...in like few mins to our journey, I realized that this man no longer had a flat Pelvis oh!, it was now a growing Protrusion.Henh!, That was when I decided I'm migrating Mbok!. I bin want shout for am but I remembered he was the one who offered me space so I just jejely pushed my way to his back.....He turned and looked at me n I maintained my cool to avoid drama.....I left the girl that was in front of Me at his mercy and I was watching from behind...

I pity the girl o, cause there was traffic....After like 30 secs, he closed the gap I left and started devouring this mumu girl way no notice.......I was watching his body language...After some time he started shaking and sweating , That was the moment......He Ejaculated....Gross!!!!.....He then crossed one of his leg on the other so the Liquid wudnt fall and people wudnt notice....That was when I saw the wet patches on his jeans .......One old mama and another girl also noticed but we just laughed and faced our journey.............How Shameless!!!!!

this is indeed a funny experience and the man is truly shameless. well i no too blame the mr. nackson seeing all dat curves, shape and edges of yours... :oi must say u r endowed and have a face to go with the particulars too

u're free to go google it

Coldfeet:
na jamb question be that?

and my all he has done for Nigerians be experienced in your life and home. (AMEN)

simdam500:
God bless GEJ for what he has done for the Nigerians...

ode oshi. you really r a liability as your name suggest.

Liability:
adeboye and oyedepo stop the collection of tithes.....it is evil.


Thief thief pastors.

greens:
Dear friends.
My wedding will be coming up on Jan 03 2015. My problems is that I will be compelled to dance. That is my major concern now because I cant remember if I have ever danced in public before and I know I don't know how to dance

Please drop your tips dears.

Thank you very much

bros. am not much of a dancer too but i took 3 bottles of 33 on my own engagement day before i was called in and believe me my stepping was more than Chris brown even the alagas and everyone testifies to it.

Beehorn:
when a gal dnt allow her man gt to the promise land...bt he is allowd to touch the gate

I laff I no see person join me. secondary virgin ko, kindergarten virgin ni!!!. at 19yrs she your cousin is already feeling lonely. my candid advice to her is to wait till she is ready to get married before starting a serious relationship with any guy. remaining a virgin till her wedding night is the best gift a woman can give her man and gain his full respect if the guy is not some scum... a word is enough for the wise.

odufanabasa: But y will a man want to know everything about a lady? Then when she opens up,and they know they ugly truth(if there are any),they back off? Abeg every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future! If u can't stand by her after
hearing, pls respect urself and don't ask.... curiosity kills d cat..

you sound like one of those with very ugly past or perhaps dated over 15 guys and tells your present boy friend you have only an EX

GodMode: don't smoke
No alcohol
No dancing
No partying
No running
Always stay in an environment with good air flow.
Always have panadol in your pocket.
Drink water regularly
No pepsi, coke .e.t.c
Don't stand for too long.
Don't stay in cold places.
Don't wear tight shoes.

The only cure for sickle cell is bone marrow/stem cell transplant... Don't let people tell u stories.

There is no God

So God can't change your genotype... Accept the disorder and live wisely.

Big lies from the pit of hell. There is God and He still do miracles. i av lived a very reckless life to the point of doing drugs too (mary jay) to be precise. a life of little or no limitations. i do all those things you listed above and am still ere alive strong and even healthy than many of the folks we have out there. SS crises comes with excruciating pain i know and i won't advice and suffer to live carelessly like i did cos they may not have dsame kind of grace i have. i trained my body in a hard way and people find it hard to believe m a warrior anytime they see me breaking dis dos and don't. some of my gurlfrnds have several times asked if i am truly SS the way i thrust and bang dem anytime we make love, and some are still glued to me. m not blowing my trumpet ere m just trying to let u guys know that you never say never and believe. do the needful and trust in God. but the nature hero bio dics2 sure does wonders i would advice every warrior to get it and also every home.

Suarezpatrick: Dear fellow warriors,I greet you with a happy and confused state of mind.
I am at a stage of my life when I have to face my greatest fear.am about getting into the university where I have to live with different set of people aside my family.
At my age,I still find myself screaming when in pain even in front of my siblings.and then I wonder what if am in the hostel or lodge? AM DETERMINE TO FURTHER MY EDUCATION but then I need help on how to survive out there on my own.
please doctors here and fellow warriors how do I recover from pains minutes after going into crisis? how do I manage myself, so that it won't disrupt my exams and studies? whats the best and fastest pain killers? PLEASE HELP ME

hello warrior!! i understand very well all you have said cos a been dere. m a warrior like you are passed thru university n working now. m precisely 37 years. and my parents (dad) a medical doctor (mum) a matron. food is very important so is water which is more more important cos it stops clogging of the blood and makes it light for easy movement in tiny veins. there r several medication that help and quite xpensive. some of these drugs include discovite. mild exercise like yoga is good too. however you can visit www.mynaturehero.com to see range of products that can help you. i use their bio disc2, chi pendant, and the alkaline stick. your can call me on 07033362333 or chat me on whatsapp to learn more.

Akpa ife:
U r stupid,soon u will start complaining there is no work some piple dnt hav sense why will nt be happy dat we r now producing cars in Nig instead of praising God dat our govt r now helping us 2 develop our talent u r here talking rubbish
Let's promote our product u will see Ghana n other country will be rushing our made in Nig car

bros no be fight now? you don't have to be insultive as the guy is only saying is mind. but come to think of it we want to start producing cars when we haven't perfect our production of common pencils. the good pencils we use here in Nigeria are product of China while the ones we produce in our country keeps breaking and you keep sharpening it. that alone is enough to cause fear jare. i rest my case

Good morning Nairalanders. Please how can I complete the security on my android phone a Techno F7 (phantom). It was stolen at ketu bus stop from me this morning on my way to work. Please is there a way you can help me track the phone or render it useless at the moment as I have lots of valuables on it?

I just downloaded the bbm chat on it around thursday last week and I register with my gmail account. Can it be used in tracking it?

Thanks for your support as I look forward to hear from you.

Regards,
hollagokay

P.S

Some may use this as an avenue to insult or poke fun as common with a handful of nairalanders. It isn't just about the phone but the valuables such as account transaction information, and other personal stuffs in it.

Only people that have solutions, as to rendering the phone useless, tracking it or something better are allowed to comment on this thread.
I thank you all for you opinions.

@wc properties n biolar you guys need not fight over dis issue buh promise to get to u guys wen am fully ready. I' sayin you guys cos i want d best deal for my taste. Thanks

Can i get a 2bedroom of such standard in dsame area btwn 450 - 550k? Thanks