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Romance / Re: Deep! Make An Attempt To Explain This Picture by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 4:50pm On Mar 23, 2019
I think it's about someone who's questioning his existence,has no reason for living and feels like taking his life but until you're between the ropes you'd realize how colourful and beautiful life is......

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Romance / Re: Pls, How Do I Turn Her Down Politely??? by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 1:17pm On Mar 20, 2019
popweezy:
I no dey do dah kind tin 4 pesin wey i no get feelings for...na d problem i get be dat
You shouldn't see that as a problem, at least you're still a guy whose dick and brain hasn't switched places yet...
Just tell her you're cool as friends for now

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Business / Re: Dangote's Nigeria Tomato Plant Resumes After Years Idling by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 11:35am On Mar 20, 2019
cosby02:
Imagine a Nigeria without Dangote....
We're Nigerian, we'd still survive without dangote one way or another....
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi And Middlesbrough Teammates Visit Primary School In England (Photos) by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 8:25pm On Mar 19, 2019
EVILFOREST:
The GOAT
MESSI THE LION
All the COACHES mention your name, including Real Madrid coaches.
Diego SIMEONE does not celebrate Athletico’s Goals when you are in the field of play.
U always give Torres Orgasm when he watches you play.
U remain a Gift to soccer players and Lovers by PELE.
U remain the fastest player when you are with the ball by Thierry HENRY.
Who am I, to be compared to messi by Xavi
I have never seen a player like this... Ronaldinho
I am pleased to drive MESSI around by the President of Equatorial Guinea....Ali Bongo

MESSI is an act of God by Platini
MESSI, is really CRAZY but inform me when he scores 1000 goals and lift 3 world cups.....by PELE ( his fellow GOAT)
MESSI is Extra terrestrial by Buffon
MESSI is simply naturally ahead by Alex Ferguson
CHELLINI, was asked “how do you hinder CR7”, he said mark him closely and don’t give him space. When asked about MESSI, he did “SIGN of the CROSS” and walked out of the interview


My VIEW:
U are the G.O.A.T. while CR7 is the GRASS
MESSI plays SOCCER while CR7 plays football
Messi, a Divine Gift while CR7 a product of hard work.
The Greatest Achievement of CR7 is for him to be compared to you.
U don’t need training to deliver but CR7 trains all day...
When “AH” is added to MESSI, it becomes MESSIAH.
U are simply a Myth


INTERNATIONAL VIEWS:
Fellow Soccer players call you GOAT ahead of CR7.
PLAYERS like you Grace this earth every 50years.
BEST precision ever.
The most expensive LEFT FOOT in the world history currently carved and positioned in the palaces of SAUDI KING and SULTAN of BRUNEI.

The SADDEST DAY in SOCCER History will be the day you will RETIRE
I rest my case, humbly.

I just want you to know it's okay to be foolish

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Romance / Re: Is She Giving Me Greenlight? Should I Shoot My Shot? by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 12:23pm On Mar 19, 2019
I'd love to give you an advice but I just don't do feelings for now

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Faces Ban For Swearing At Atletico Madrid Fans (Photos) by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 3:48pm On Mar 16, 2019
davidodiba:
Ronaldo can never be My Messi....

Always proud ..

Oh...Messi my greatest of all time
He's not planning to be a Grass eating GOAT,He's a GOAT that eats Other GOATs, summarily let kuku call him the BEAST
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Faces Ban For Swearing At Atletico Madrid Fans (Photos) by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 3:44pm On Mar 16, 2019
harkandey:
ororo the GOAT
i want juventus to win championships league.
Win champions league and win league invincibly
Phones / Re: My New Nokia 3.1plus by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 3:31pm On Mar 16, 2019
NigeriaB:

Plse let him be...He made d rite choice by buying an original version..

Op, plse if u must buy d Nokia 5.1plus ,buy d global version 73k , don't buy d X5 Chinese version dats 48k
I no hold am before na
Phones / Re: My New Nokia 3.1plus by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 8:00pm On Mar 15, 2019
Damn!!,You should have gone for Nokia X5, You'd have saved at least 5k and have a better phone
Phones / Re: Nokia 3.1 Plus Vs Huawei Y7 Prime 2019 Speed Test Comparison (photos) by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 4:08pm On Mar 15, 2019
I'm wondering how I got Nokia X5 for 47k on jumia for those amazing specs while nokia 3.1 is 44k
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi On Vogue US Magazine 2019 by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 7:24pm On Mar 14, 2019
Ewatomi isn't brown, she's light skinned.Those racist pigs edited the images just to emphasize the fact that she's black and African.But she won't complain, she's been paid and this gives her publicity.
One of the reasons I respect lupita n'yongo is that one stupid magazine edited her hairstyle once she demanded an apology but no be for Nigeria where most of us are not proud of our heritage

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Sports / Re: Maradona Describes Cristiano Ronaldo In Two Words by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 7:19pm On Mar 14, 2019
Messi and Ronaldo are GOATS but Messi is a typical GOAT that eats grass but Ronaldo is an evolutionary goat,an entirely new specie,A goat that eats meat,A goat you can call a BEAST

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Juve Bought Me To Win Champions League, Says Ronaldo by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 6:26am On Mar 14, 2019
Messi and Ronaldo are GOATS but Messi is a typical GOAT that eats grass but Ronaldo is an evolutionary goat,an entirely new specie,A goat that eats meat,A goat you can call a BEAST

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Sports / Re: UCL: Cristiano Ronaldo Hat-Trick Shoots Juventus Into Quarter Finals (Photos) by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 12:59am On Mar 13, 2019
Both Messi and Ronaldo are Goats.it's just that Ronaldo is a new specie,a carnivorous goat while Messi is a typical grass eating goat grin

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Sports / RABA APP: A New Way Of Making Money Using Your Phone by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 7:55pm On Mar 12, 2019
Guys
There's a way of making thousands of naira just by answering quizzes on your phone.New users are being given 100 points to play and you guys can win 15X of that just by playing.Click into this link https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.rabaapp , download and use RD67BE as your referee to get the 100 point(I'd be given 50 points just saying,it's a cut life )
Your winnings can be withdrawn in from of airtime or directly into your bank account
There's also RABA MEGA GAME where you can win 200000 RABA coins from 9pm-10pm daily.
Let's win or win big wink

Phones / RABA APP: A New Way Of Making Money Using Your Phone by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 7:47pm On Mar 12, 2019
Guys
There's a way of making thousands of naira just by answering quizzes on your phone.New users are being given 100 points to play and you guys can win 15X of that just by playing.Click into this link https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.rabaapp , download and use RD67BE as your referee to get the 100 point(I'd be given 50 points just saying,it's a cut life wink grin)
Your winnings can be withdrawn in from of airtime or directly into your bank account
There's also RABA MEGA GAME where you can win 200000 RABA coins from 9pm-10pm daily.

Phones / Re: The Nokia Thread: 1.4 , 4.2, 5.1 Plus, 5.3, 6.1 Plus, 7.1, 7.2, 7 Plus , 8.3 etc by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 8:37am On Mar 11, 2019
Per aspera ad astra

Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photo Of Singer Teni Before The Fame by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 8:33pm On Mar 08, 2019
watch your weight,watch what you eat, exercise regularly,take notice;nobody becomes fat overnight
Don't blame everything on genetics

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paris Saint-Germain Vs Manchester United: UCL (1 - 3) On 6th March 2019 by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 10:12am On Mar 07, 2019
abbeyfel:
This simply means you don't understand home advantage in football...
I understand I just still feel it's bullsh*t
Sports / Re: Cash Out Today And Smile To The Bank! Scrutinised Odds Daily At No Cost.. by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 11:55pm On Mar 06, 2019
08189513941.Thanks
Crime / Re: Kano: 720 New Cutlasses Recovered From Thugs Ahead Of Governorship Election by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 11:38pm On Mar 06, 2019
Do you know if they want become professional grass cutters using them??�
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paris Saint-Germain Vs Manchester United: UCL (1 - 3) On 6th March 2019 by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 11:17pm On Mar 06, 2019
highcollide:
VAR will kill football.
I see VAR as a tool to ensure football is perfect,fair,equally adjudicated by the referee
but life isn't but football should to an extent
Nothing can every be truly prefect or equal the we can only try

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paris Saint-Germain Vs Manchester United: UCL (1 - 3) On 6th March 2019 by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 11:14pm On Mar 06, 2019
Am i the only one who feels like UEFA away goal is BS.I believe football is the same home or away. It's that Same field size,same leather ball,same 11 players.....
congratulations to Man U though
I cancel every PSG curse in my life in Jesus name

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Romance / Re: A Chat Of A Rich Guy Bargaining With A Slay Queen To Pee On Her Leaks by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 3:08pm On Mar 06, 2019
Omg,she don comot her womb.Its one unlucky man that'll marry her if she decides to settle down..God my marriage partner is in your hands ooo
Phones / Re: Come Here If You Think You've Got The Best Home Screen by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 10:01pm On Mar 05, 2019
simple in the most beautiful manner

Romance / Re: Kylie Jenner Is Now The World's Youngest Billionaire by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 8:15pm On Mar 05, 2019
No beef but the world self-made is being abused here...
Family / Re: Nigerian Woman Disfigured By Her Husband, Says She Still Loves Him. Photo by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 8:06pm On Mar 05, 2019
This is why I don't do love
Phones / Re: How To Get Free 500MB Every Month For 6 Months On MTN by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 11:20pm On Mar 04, 2019
Op,when you don buy am,just quote me and send me the imei....if you know you know
Phones / Re: Nokia 6.1 Plus(X6) Unboxing, Review and Comparison With 5.1 Plus and GCAM Photos by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 11:12pm On Mar 04, 2019
eki2000:
x5 and x6 are Chinese version of the phone, while 5.1 plus and 6.1 plus are global version with Android one, also the camera of it is sharper than x5 and x6. you will Neva get Android update on x5 and x6.
I use X5.The stock ROM was 8.1...Updated it to 9.0.X6 and X5 are both Android one devices , therefore they'll get updates from Google for 2 years...When they release 10 I go sample am....Tecno and infinix users will be stuck with their android version unless through custom rom or their device is android one like infinix note 5

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Investment / Re: Nigeria Bonds Rise After Buhari Presidential Election Win by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 1:17pm On Feb 27, 2019
The next level effect begins.....#levelup #saibabaeffect

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Business / Re: Oil price rises as uncertainty over Nigeria elections, Venezuela tension mounts by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 1:11pm On Feb 27, 2019
The saddening part is that we made lots of money from oil during PDP era but those avaricious bastards looted it all.Savings wey dem save ,they go back to steal it.If Atiku entered all the remaining money wey buhari do collect Baba go use am Enrich his friends...
Phones / Re: Nokia Users, Get In Here!!! by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 11:54am On Feb 25, 2019
AirVaans:
Already ordered for it. Thanks
No problem

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