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Family / Re: I’ve Been Sleeping With Your Wife – Man Taunts Neighbour In Lagos by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 9:58pm On Aug 10, 2020
First off, you dey nack someone elses wife YOU F UP
Secondly, You con get loose mouth, brag to her husband F UP RAISED TO 2
Lastly, Fight broke out and you managed to successfully murder the husband, YOU F UP RAISED TO 3.
Life is one bleeped up slippery slope, just imagine if he had the decency to say NO!! to that thought, that stupid train of thought that saw the beauty, @$$ or B00bs of another mans wife or if he could tame his konji or rejected the advances from the woman.
A man who has control over his sexual urges has solved half of his problems.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Do This by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 11:40am On Jul 30, 2020
Learn to look away
Learn to scroll away
Learn to change the channel
Romance / Re: This Is Not Balanced At All by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 11:26am On Jul 30, 2020
Yes, I agree...Life isn't balanced but
It depends on the nature man and the woman.
There are cases where the man go get money and becomes a tyrant, treating the woman like she's nothing and he starts cheating....There are also cases where the woman is more wealthy than the man but she still respects him and does her duties (Very very rare though)

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Dedicates Juventus' 36th Italian Title To The Fans As He Eyes Top Scorer by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 11:24am On Jul 27, 2020
Forza Juve!!
Serie A is competitive this season unlike EPL, EPL table come resemble Ligue 1.

I know some morons would come here to scream penaldo. Bunch of dumb folks. If penalties were easy, why didn't Messi convert in 2 finals?
P.s I've got nothing against Messi, he's an exceptional and amazing player..It's just that most of his fans have the tendency to be stupid

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Business / Re: After NYSC What With #500,000 In My Account? by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 5:10pm On Jul 26, 2020
Op, I'm a 400L student in UI, we suppose don grad naso COVID-19 and ASUU strike hit us.
How were you able you accumulate so much within a year?I need to become a millionaire during my NYSC because it's the money I gather that I'd use to try to go professional in Football and go to Europe.
If no be say I get admission in my first trial, I for no go school (God's plan I guess)
I honestly pray I don't lose the money but if I do, No yawa.
But since I'm risking my money..I'm giving them hell.

As for your advice
All I can say is what are you passionate about?
Don't rush to invest the money, just let it sit (fix it) and find a job while researching. This is decision would determine your next 10 years, don't rush, take your time.

If I'm in your shoes, agriculture is the way bro.
Irrespective of what situation a man is!! He must chop
Gas also seems reasonable! Man Must cook

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Nairaland / General / Re: Psychologists Say There Are Several Types Of Narcissists: Which One Are You? by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 6:41pm On Jul 22, 2020
Nice one is Op.This beautiful.
Lmao. Sheldon cooper is a cerebral narcissistic

Family / Re: At What Age Did Your Parents Stop Flogging You? by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 6:27am On Jul 20, 2020
When they realized I'm old enough to beat them
Which was around 15

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Romance / Re: What's With Unrequited Love That Hurts So Much by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 7:18pm On Jul 19, 2020
frankline461:


I get this, you know you might lose interest when you finally get to know them and that you shouldn't judge them from afar, but still the feeling is overwhelming especially when you're certain that to them, you are non existent
This is one of the reasons I don't even reason liking someone I'm not reasonably close to. If you're a total stranger to me, I can't have any feelings towards you. At least, if we know each other (not necessarily friends) but acquaintances; still open doors for opportunities rather than tripping over a stranger.
Taking a chance at love is hella risky but you gotta take it

Romance / Re: What's With Unrequited Love That Hurts So Much by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 2:49pm On Jul 19, 2020
NOW YOU KNOW HOW GOD FEELS.
Fr real though
The thought of loving someone in your head and that person not feeling the same is one of the worst things anyone can go through but it passes and gets easier. Just think less about the person and try to see less about the person.
The main reason we like someone love a stranger like crazy is the fact that in our heads they're perfect and flawless but if you see beyond the surface, you might not like what thought you liked or it might diminish. Just be yourself, person wey go like you go like you.
Just know that Anyone who doesn't like the real you, it's their loss.
P.s I'm not a fan of rema, the image below is just funny af

Romance / Re: Is It Bad For A Woman Not To Have Interest In Men? by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 3:33pm On Jul 05, 2020
You definitely haven't found a guy you like, that's all.
If you don't mind me asking, are you a virgin?

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Phones / Re: The Nokia Thread: 1.4 , 4.2, 5.1 Plus, 5.3, 6.1 Plus, 7.1, 7.2, 7 Plus , 8.3 etc by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 8:55am On Jul 03, 2020
Horluwahighdee:
Is it true that 5.1plus doesn't support mtn and glo 4G
It supports MTN 4g, I don't know about glo
Phones / Re: The Nokia Thread: 1.4 , 4.2, 5.1 Plus, 5.3, 6.1 Plus, 7.1, 7.2, 7 Plus , 8.3 etc by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 7:31pm On Jul 01, 2020
Bright12660:
If you received the Android 10 update, but unfortunately it disappeared, now go to your 'my phone' app on your phone and speak with them through 'support chat'. You will receive it immediately. I have upgraded mine. Here is a pics of our chat
Did you notice changes in your network Quality after the update?

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Romance / Re: For How Long Have U Been Single ? by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 3:49pm On Jun 27, 2020
21 years that's if you don't count the shitty dating we do in secondary school but if you do, that would be 5 years. I don't count that in secondary school though, I didn't see, kiss or even touch the babe before I broke up. What a Joke lmao
Food / Re: Molokhia Soup: How Arabs Make Ewedu Soup (Pictures, Video) by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 8:32am On Jun 27, 2020
Finally a deviation from the normal food I know. I would definitely try this. Virtually every food wey dey Yorubaland don tire me. I need something new Abeg.

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Phones / Re: Best Phone You Ever Bought?? by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 4:39pm On Jun 24, 2020
AzurV:


Sey you can roll back right?

I should be able too. I'm just waiting for subsequent updates, if the problem isn't fixed. I'll probably downgrade to android 9
Phones / Re: Best Phone You Ever Bought?? by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 4:31pm On Jun 24, 2020
MiVida:
So right!
Did you have any issues after updating to android 10?
My network just became terrible after the update which wasn't so in 9
Romance / Re: My husband says My Tummy Has Become Too Big by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 3:00pm On Jun 24, 2020
From the moment I saw "easiest way" I knew you're not ready for anything, you no even talk easy, she talk easiest Lmao. Burning belly fat requires hard work

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Phones / Re: The Nokia Thread: 1.4 , 4.2, 5.1 Plus, 5.3, 6.1 Plus, 7.1, 7.2, 7 Plus , 8.3 etc by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 2:04pm On Jun 24, 2020
AzurV:
Does Nokia x5
Support Airtel 4g?
Yes, it does.
Who knows if it supports 9mobile 4g?

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Travel / Re: Fuel-Laden Tankers Explode On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, Cause Heavy Traffic by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 3:35pm On Jun 21, 2020
I hope say people no die sha because that's all that matters to me. I don't care about the tankers or the fuel, as long as no life is lost. We have a reason to be grateful.

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Sports / Re: Unai Bustinza Of Tackling Lionel Messi (Photos) by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 11:47am On Jun 17, 2020
This should be the album art of this song
Mercy (Messi) say no
I'm not going to let you go
I'm not going to let you slip away

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Music/Radio / Re: What Was/Is Your Favourite Dance Move? by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 1:33pm On Jun 09, 2020
Shaku Shaku is the only one I can pull off confidently and a little bit of shoki. All that matters at the end of the day is trying and enjoying yourself.

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Phones / Re: The Nokia Thread: 1.4 , 4.2, 5.1 Plus, 5.3, 6.1 Plus, 7.1, 7.2, 7 Plus , 8.3 etc by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 1:57am On Jun 05, 2020
Osasnidas:
it was working well on Android 9 for me.. but the Android 10 has a lot of bugs
I'm even regretting updating it..Network issue which didn't occur in android 9 started after the update. 9mobile no dey even show 3g, something wey I dey use steady
Phones / Re: The Nokia Thread: 1.4 , 4.2, 5.1 Plus, 5.3, 6.1 Plus, 7.1, 7.2, 7 Plus , 8.3 etc by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 11:20pm On Jun 02, 2020
Is anyone using 9mobile on X5?? Do you have any issues with 3g after updating to android 10?. When I set my network to 3g, service tends to disappear but 3g is normal on my MTN. Is it just me?
Romance / Re: Am In Trouble After Having Sex With A Virgin by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 5:40pm On May 22, 2020
Nice post. Those wey go listen go listen, those wey no go listen no go listen. May God help us. Lest I forget Konji na bastard

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Romance / Re: How Long Can You Stay Without S*x by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 10:20pm On May 13, 2020
vickydankal:
Had first sex in my matrimonial bed at 26
Some times during family fasting , personal or hubby is on the mountain, we won’t have ministration in weeks, the highest has been 2 months. After which we had many days of crusade if you know what I mean .

For me, when married especially godly marriage, there are many things that brings satisfaction other than sex.
Massive respect for keeping yourself till marriage. Hopefully i marry a virgin too
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Prostitute Pushes Client To Death From Hotel Window (Video) by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 10:06pm On May 13, 2020
He who has tamed his konji is not more human. He's on the god level grin

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Romance / Re: How Long Can You Stay Without S*x by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 1:29pm On May 12, 2020
21 years...So far So Good.

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Romance / Re: What's Your Biggest Highschool Regret? by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 12:38pm On May 03, 2020
tobby20:

Cos u self-service yourself
Thou shall not lie
Does everything have to be about sex lipsrsealed
There so much to life than puna cool
Konji na bastard but you gotta put it on a leash
I no talk say make you dey soapy lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: What's Your Biggest Highschool Regret? by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 12:37pm On May 03, 2020
tobby20:

Cos u self-service yourself
Thou shall not lie
[s]Cos u self-service yourself
Thou shall not lie[/s]
Romance / Re: What's Your Biggest Highschool Regret? by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 10:58pm On May 02, 2020
I wished I had flowed more with girls in my secondary school, it would have been easier for me to relate with babes in the university but then I realized I could actually relate with them. I just didn't want anything from them hence no need to

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: UNIUYO Lecturer, A Doctor Dies In Akwa Ibom After Showing Symptoms by holuwasheyiWGP(m): 12:56pm On Apr 17, 2020
Wait gan!!!
How many weeks does it take to do COVID-19 test seff, how come the man died before his status was confirmed?, Why is the man name withheld? This is information required to removed the doubt of COVID-19 being a sham from the minds of most Nigerians.Where are the images?. E be like these people no Sabi say na doubting Thomas plenty for naija, if e never catch dem,dem no go believe say e real. With dumb celebrities pushing the idea that the virus isn't real and we all know that Nigerians have more faith in celebrities than their for government.I tire country anyway Stay safe guys,use face masks and obeserve social distancing. I pray God sees us through (Amen)

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