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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Paris Saint-Germain: UCL (0 - 2) On 12th February 2019 by HolyBranches: 8:51pm On Feb 12, 2019
Let's do this boys!

CelebritiesRe: Moyo Lawal Reacts To Cardi B And Offset Tongue-licking Each Other by HolyBranches: 7:44pm On Feb 11, 2019
RTSC:
I can't kiss cardi b for a million dollars.

Only Lord knows how many penisess have ejaculated into her mouth.

Stripper.
It's cute. The way you sound like CardiB gave you a choice when in reality you may not even be worthy enough to tie her shoe lace.

CelebritiesRe: 2Face Idibia Says He Is Not Asking For Forgiveness From Anybody by HolyBranches: 4:11pm On Feb 11, 2019
undecided
RomanceRe: The 4 Different Types Of Men In Every Relationship by HolyBranches: 4:04pm On Feb 11, 2019
The players will read the Good Men part and use it to continue confusing women grin
RomanceRe: White Girl And Her Dog Fighting With Her Nigerian Boyfriend Ex-girlfriend(pics) by HolyBranches:
Three bitchies be fighting.
CrimeRe: Maid Stole 8 Pants Of Her Boss And Her Undergraduate Daughter While Leaving Her by HolyBranches: 8:41pm On Feb 01, 2019
CreepyBlackpool:
Anybody that believes in juju, witchcraft, money rituals, this whole pant ish needs psychiatric evaluation!
You're certain it ain't real though? Like 100% sure
LiteratureRe: Glory Abah Read 27 Books In January by HolyBranches: 8:32pm On Feb 01, 2019
pansophist:
I used Blinkist to hack reading large amount of books in hours.
Tell them it's $80 per year.
LiteratureRe: Glory Abah Read 27 Books In January by HolyBranches: 7:35pm On Feb 01, 2019
Hedonini:
She is a scam. I stopped reading here.

Next, please!
"I always have a book am currently reading" is grammatically correct.

Maybe you need to read more?
LiteratureRe: Glory Abah Read 27 Books In January by HolyBranches: 7:29pm On Feb 01, 2019
LiteratureRe: Glory Abah Read 27 Books In January by HolyBranches: 7:20pm On Feb 01, 2019
Buffalowings3:
Football too dey burst my brain..
I'm reading THE MIXER.. by Cox
Can you please share? I will appreciate if you do. Thanks
LiteratureRe: Glory Abah Read 27 Books In January by HolyBranches: 7:18pm On Feb 01, 2019
MissRaine69:
There are three factors to consider here
1) What is her work schedule like?
2) How many pages does each book have?
3) What is her work/life balance like?
I read a minum of two books a week and that is at a push.
Two books per week is a feat. That lady didn't say anything TBH.
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LiteratureRe: Glory Abah Read 27 Books In January by HolyBranches: 7:16pm On Feb 01, 2019
pedel:
Read Classics and research based textbooks.
Most Christian/motivational books are unrealistic and usually spurious.
I had to login to say:


thank you!
CrimeRe: Lady Raped By A Friend She Visited, Cries Out. Photo by HolyBranches: 5:32pm On Jan 17, 2019
pocohantas:
Sometimes I wonder if it is the virtuos mothers of old, the ones who married as virgins, that trained some set of animalistic Nigerian guys.

Why did you go to his house?
Why did you eat shawarma?
Check what you wore?
It is not like you are a virgin?
Blablabla...

Very soon they will ask why we move about with our vaginas.


Useless creatures that will never blame the main culprit. If a woman says "men are animals"...they will start shouting feminist. But you say things like "don't visit any guy if you don't wanna get raped". What is the implicit meaning of that? Most guys are rapist right?
Apparently.
PoliticsRe: Chimamanda Adichie, Husband Evara Esege, Daughter Meet Obiano In Awka by HolyBranches: 9:33pm On Jan 01, 2019
shachris02:
this her husband has never looked happy....when you marry a feminist, that's what u get.
Shut up.
CelebritiesRe: Ice Prince Is Spotify 2018 Most Streamed African Rapper by HolyBranches: 9:08am On Dec 13, 2018
teshiam:
Quavo got 1 billion streams, Drake 2 billion. If there was not so much piracy in Africa our artists would be getting around 200M or 250M streams. People find it hard (including me) to just use their money and spend on music they enjoy in Africa. The rate at which am hearing people play Burna Boys songs he would have gotten 1billion plays from Nigeria alone if my friend played his pirated on the low by Burna boy 1k times in the first week.
Welcome to the Third World. It's a loop TBH. Let artiste make it impossible for the common massses to have access to their releases, let's see if that shoe won't bite them. Popularity is a money on its own. He way no use am well, na him sabi.
CelebritiesRe: Ice Prince Is Spotify 2018 Most Streamed African Rapper by HolyBranches: 9:04am On Dec 13, 2018
DigitalGenius:
I used to love you, when I used to understand you.
Now you got your hair on fleek. Sexy body romantic.
Lasgidi number one chick.

You can't even talk to me no more, I don't wanna see your face, I don't wanna call on you, I don't wanna fall on you.

ICE PRINCE - Las Gidi Number one chick

Believe me, this song is amazing... Especially if you love good sounds with rhythm that touches the heart and makes your body wanna do shiii.
Lol at first, I thought you were chiking LadyHaven grin
PoliticsRe: Why Do DSS Carry Sophisticated Weapons Than Our Soldiers by HolyBranches:
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PoliticsRe: Why Do DSS Carry Sophisticated Weapons Than Our Soldiers by HolyBranches: 1:51pm On Dec 05, 2018
Shookonekilla:
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See the nonsense this one is typing?

Ak 47 doesn't not work in water or when flooded
.the tavor does (what the dss carry I'd a tarvor)

Close your mouth sometimes and stop talking nonsense

Tarvor doesn't jam , ak47 does notoriously

Tarvor has a longer range of fire and better recoil than the ak47

Please shut up
You should be banned from Nairaland for displaying this level of ignorance.
PoliticsRe: Why Do DSS Carry Sophisticated Weapons Than Our Soldiers by HolyBranches: 1:44pm On Dec 05, 2018
AK 47 that can even function seamlessly under water. AK is for war. Those DSS toys are exactly what they are. Toys.
PoliticsRe: Why Do DSS Carry Sophisticated Weapons Than Our Soldiers by HolyBranches: 1:42pm On Dec 05, 2018
DREAMZZZ:
which war had ak47 won?
Read and liberate yourself, dude.
PoliticsRe: Why Do DSS Carry Sophisticated Weapons Than Our Soldiers by HolyBranches: 1:37pm On Dec 05, 2018
FarahAideed:
Pound for pound the AK47 is a better and more deadly rifle by every yardstick ...The Tarvor BullPup is just a carbine for close qtr fire fights and can't stand the AK 47 in any yardstick ..May Ignorance not let us make the wrong choices in Jesus Name
Thank you! Our soldiers more often than not engage in the open field meaning long range battles meaning AK is perfectly suited for it.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Pays 7-Year-Old Chimamanda's Surgery Bill, Sends Her Back To School by HolyBranches: 3:34pm On Nov 30, 2018
Try harder Atiku. Try harder.
CelebritiesRe: "Showed Up At My Ex Funeral" - Victoria Kimani Stuns In Cleavage-Baring Outfit by HolyBranches: 5:17pm On Nov 25, 2018
BABANGBALI:
Her only problem is her armpits odour
how many times did you sniff it?
EducationRe: 'ASUU On Strike' Warning At University Of Benin Main Gate (Photos) by HolyBranches:
Not as funny as the one I took myself

They placed this one at the entrance of the venue of the convocation ceremony

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by HolyBranches: 6:27am On Nov 08, 2018
Fellaini is not the kind of guy you want as an opponent

I remember every single frustration that guy cost us when he was playing for Everton

That guy na party pooper

No be say e too sabi play o but he must everly pour sand for your defence grin grin
CrimeRe: Ope Badamosi Murdered By Cook (Photo) by HolyBranches: 1:18pm On Nov 01, 2018
LuciferYaweh:
I just hope the home theatre volume has been turned down.

Leaving speakers blasting loudly for long periods can damage the subwoofers in the long-run & we all know how hard it is to replace woofers.

This is the most important thing.

Thanks.
This was far more creative than Nwaamaikpe's. Nigerians don't appreciate subtle humor.
WebmastersRe: Wanna Move To Wordpress -- Pro Advice by HolyBranches: 1:25pm On Oct 27, 2018
laurazea:
Hi, my site is now life on Wordpress. I tried to register directly at steemit.com, verified my email but they refused to send me an SMS to verify my account in the final step. Did i do wrong by trying to register at the site itself instead of from a plugin? Cos it looks like they are now playing tough with free registration and actually want you to pay.
Free registration takes time because they want to make sure you're not a bot

Join steempress discord server so you can ask them questions directly:

https://discord./A97AmfF
PhonesI Have A Budget Of 100k. What's The Best Android Phone To Buy? by HolyBranches(op): 5:00pm On Sep 13, 2018
Help me out guys

PS: Nothing less than 6 inch display.

Thanks in anticipation.
RomanceRe: 'Don't Leave Her If She Cheats On You, Just Apologize To Her' - Lady Advises Men by HolyBranches: 11:13am On Aug 29, 2018
Nigerians don't understand sarcasm! She's indirectly subbing men who tell their partners (for example) to look good for them so that they won't cheat.

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