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Nairaland / General / What Quick Errand Or Research Can I Run For You?? I Need 10k Urgently by Holybwoy: 11:26am On Sep 11, 2023
Whatever it is, I'm our boy for today.. comment below
Politics / Re: Uzodinma To Nigerians: Reduce Your Lamentations, Tinubu Is Just Less Than 70 Day by Holybwoy: 11:52am On Sep 02, 2023
You just know that this guy kept the 5 billion naira palliative fund in one account so he can share it during election..

The pains his own nsogbu nsogbu people are going through means nothing.. he only wants to twerk for federal might and get some election rigging and vote buying funds.

Let me also remind you that this oloriburuku Uzodimma sang the praises of Buhari to high heavens despite him being the biggest fraud and failure of a president in our history.

Imo state people sha don wise, they will collect the money, vote another party and stay around to set ballot box snatchers ablaze..

Don't take my word for it.. go to imo state and confirm.. na the plan weyn dey ground

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Business / Re: Yoobao 52800MAH Laptop Power Bank by Holybwoy: 8:07am On Sep 02, 2023
Price?
Politics / Re: The Deplorable State Of The Police Barracks In Ikoyi, Lagos (Photos) by Holybwoy: 10:02am On Aug 20, 2023

Nairaland / General / Breaking: Sportybet Crashes As Nigerian Wins 50 Million 48 Times (pics, Proof) by Holybwoy: 4:09pm On Aug 12, 2023
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sporty go explain tire when they come back online.. they probably made over a trillion naira in this opening weekend
Travel / Re: Which Is Closer To Lagos? by Holybwoy: 10:50pm On Aug 11, 2023
PH to bayelsa to Anambra to edo to Ondo to Ogun to Lagos

Enugu to Anambra to Edo to etc to Lagos

Enugu road is better and closer except if where you are coming from is close to ebonyi
Politics / El-rufai & Ministerial Disappointment- A Sweet Case Of Bushmeat Catch Hunter by Holybwoy: 10:00pm On Aug 11, 2023
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"Inside that your evian, another evian dey inside"- legendary pop singer, Shallypopi..

Tinubu might be riding on a stolen mandate but he's truly a politician..

Imagine having 2 loud pipes in one cabinet, only you, wike and Nasiru cheesy cheesy ijoba ma scatter las las

He knew, but to appease a certain fanbase that has dragged us back to 1914 by always voting wrong people even though their region is the headquarter of poverty, he nominated him and asked Nuhu Ribadu to take it up from there..

Nasiru is an ethnic bigot and a cancer.. Tinubu, a bad boy himself knows.. chaii.. that short devil is finished politically..

I know he has presidential aspirations but e don die natural death..
Agriculture / The Heavy Flood In Olodo, Ibadan Carted Away My 3 Months Old Fish. Fvck! by Holybwoy: 6:30am On Aug 08, 2023
I am not asking for pity.. I just want to rant.. this is my happy place

started this journey in January.. stopped updating the thread because I wasn't at Ibadan.. I just ask about their wellbeing on the phone and send money home..

I started with 2500 fingerlings..

Here is the thread I launched immediately I began but I bought the fingerlings around May.
https://www.nairaland.com/7531795/aquaculture-journey-venture-into-catfish

An incident happened 2 weeks ago at Ibadan (https://www.nairaland.com/7775617/residents-stranded-heavy-downpour-cuts/3#124621775), and when I saw the news on NL fp, I quickly hit my mom and asked if she was okay.. I asked about the fishes too and she gave a deep sigh before saying yes but I didn't read any deep meaning to it..

My mom who cares for them didn't call me to remind me about their feeds money which was strange and when I finally remembered, she said they were okay and she insisted she wanted to come to Lagos to spend a few days because she "needed rest"..

I asked who was going to take Care of 'my boys' as I always referred to them but she shrugged it off and relunctantly mentioned Kehinde, a 12 year old girl that lives with her. I protested that the girl was too young to live alone for days nevertheless take care of 2500 catfishes on her own but she again played the emotional card of 'if a mother isn't free to rest at her son's house' and I had no choice but to just cave in..


I had no clue.. no fvckin clue in h3ll..

She came, spent a night with me, and asked that I take her to her younger sister's house at Iyana-Ipaja.. We got there and we had barely set foot inside there when she burst into tears and her sister broke the news to me..

I was dumb for several minutes.. I shed hot steamy tears.. Yes, men cry..

This happened yesterday though.. I want to believe I have gotten over it..

This is a natural disaster and I have counted my losses.. but if anyone says I am lazy, I am glad I won't have to explain explain tire, I am trying and evidence dey!

I hope those who will finally eat my boys will eat it well knowing they ate my investment and my sweat free of charge..

We what?? we meeeeuuvee!!

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Politics / Re: Corruption Is Fighting Back by Holybwoy: 8:06pm On Aug 07, 2023
Wainey:
There is a law that protects the privacy of Tinubu, if he uses a legal means to protect his privacy, that is not corruption

Go to amountain and shout "I be mumu" 21 times maybe God of SOlomon can hear you and send some brain to you even if it's that of a salmon.

There's no legal means to protect your privacy as a public officer.. what you can protect is the information at your disposal which must not be made known to public to protect the interest of the nation and for national security. Certificate isn't one of those..

If you can be asked to publish your asset (up to the number of pants you own), imagine if your result will not be scrutinised too..

A Zoo is a Zoo.. Nigeria is a lawless zoo and a lot of people are above the law

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Romance / Re: My 5th Child Is Here!!! My Wife Just Delivered Another Baby Girl by Holybwoy: 9:10am On Aug 05, 2023
KingLennon:

Bros leave am, people wer get money no dey talk much. If you get money, wetin you dey find for social media this kind early morning sad.....I mean better money o

I get money pass your papa sha
Romance / Re: My 5th Child Is Here!!! My Wife Just Delivered Another Baby Girl by Holybwoy: 8:46am On Aug 05, 2023
KingLennon:

No be place na money wer you no get ogbeni...

Does that niccur, from the pictures you've seen, look like a trustfund kid to you?

Your mumu dey smell..

If I carry my networth go him side, I go bend if dem no install me as community chief
Car Talk / Re: How Much For Kia Optima Gear Box Price. by Holybwoy: 8:33am On Aug 05, 2023
Paddybaci:
My gear box had an issue and I was managing it till when money comes. I noticed little leakage of transmission oil where I parked it. Yesterday I was to drive out, engaged gear but car doesn't move nor reverse. I thought the oil was low so I had to top 3litres of transmission oil and nothing happen. I guess its time to change the gear box.
Who knows how much please ?

let me give you a purchase hack.. you sound like you don't have all the money in the world to spare..

Go to Ladipo market, mushin, ask for where they sell Kia products, don't let them take you, let them show you/describe and use your instinct..

wear not so clean cloths and tell the shop owner that customer is outside looking for kia gear box and ask him how much price you should give him.. do this in 10 different shops or more, you will get the best deal and sav 50-100k

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Romance / Re: My 5th Child Is Here!!! My Wife Just Delivered Another Baby Girl by Holybwoy: 8:08am On Aug 05, 2023
KingLennon:

See wahala o! The man no dey complain alaye. The economy fit dey favour am and him family wink

I dey ask, so I can relocate to his place..

Afterall, I just want to be able to live comfortably and take care of my wife and kids
Romance / Re: My 5th Child Is Here!!! My Wife Just Delivered Another Baby Girl by Holybwoy: 7:39am On Aug 05, 2023
congrats

3 quick observations

1. na BVAS you take snap the photos?
2. You don't sound like you want to stop now.. is Fuel subsidy and economy a joke to you?
3. can you afford their education up until university level?

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Autos / Re: A SWEET Toyota Camry SPORTS EDITION. #Thumbstart #4Plugs by Holybwoy: 3:05pm On Aug 04, 2023
you people have tampered with this car too much in the name of revamping..

The steering wheel of a camry sport has 3 handles.. this one has 4.. why is that wire at the bonnet showing? Epic tomfoolery..

only God knows if the Engine go still dey aiit

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Health / Re: Dr Diasco Vwaere Dies At Odan Hospital As Faulty Elevator Falls From 10th Floor by Holybwoy: 8:34am On Aug 02, 2023
Ijaya123:


The news that is already out? And the same news you’re reading here in a public forum?

The news of EndSars massacre was livestreamed.. LASG said it was "videoshopped"..

grin grin grin You are new to Sanwoolu regime.. anything to paint his regime bad is attacked with propaganda..

You will soon see a press statement on the same frontpage regarding the dirt and disociating it from the failure of the elevator and in extension, the management. It's a state owned Hospital
Health / Re: Dr Diasco Vwaere Dies At Odan Hospital As Faulty Elevator Falls From 10th Floor by Holybwoy: 8:22am On Aug 02, 2023
RIP to her.. The Lagos state Government will do everything to dead this news and not make it go out.. The elevator will also be fixed overnight, tonight followed by a press release to bamboozle the public..

The family should however, be getting ready to press correct charges.. They will be heavily compensated

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Autos / Re: SOLD OUT Months Registered Venza In Ibadan 08069992556@8m by Holybwoy: 8:20am On Aug 02, 2023
you don overload am.. but tell the owner say used na used.. doesn't matter if it's a day old..

Toks na 8.5-9m

This one don get scratch.. na gbanjo 5 mil
Politics / Re: Thank God That Nigerians Rejected Peter Obi by Holybwoy: 8:14am On Aug 02, 2023
Kentursky:
By now Nigeria would have been lost under Peter Obi's watch if patriotic Nigerians hadn't rejected him.


Hospital bill don cost and I sure say you no get HMO..

a brotherly reminder before Peter Obi issue give you Hypertension...

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Autos / Re: SOLD OUT Months Registered Venza In Ibadan 08069992556@8m by Holybwoy: 7:46am On Aug 02, 2023
how much?
Nairaland / General / Ah! Omo, Naija Hard Kilode! But This Regime Will Favour Me & My Fam IJN by Holybwoy: 7:19am On Aug 02, 2023
Chaiii..

I do not believe anyone lazy sha.. Nigerians succeed everywhere else they go except our fatherland. must be a curse..

Tulumbu and Akpabio dey laugh the poor, dey choke the poor but when the poor choose to retaliate, e go brutal pass military coup ooo..

Before the poor eats the rich because there's no food to eat anymore, make Tulunbu allow the poor breathe..

Enough of the 'have some some patience with the regime".. Hunger knows no patience.

People dey waka for road like zombie because their belle empty...

I feel for my people.. But a struggling Rat cannot help a choked Rat..

If someone approaches you that they are hungry, help them without thinking twice.. Give them food.. e choke bro
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Logo Needed by Holybwoy: 6:15pm On Aug 01, 2023
Purvan:


You use telegram??

no but i use hangout IM

drop ur mail make i text u
Politics / Re: Governor Umo Eno Gets Haircut In Public, Inspects Ibom Tropicana Mall by Holybwoy: 6:12pm On Aug 01, 2023
ah grin grin grin grin


I am happy for the rastafarian bomboclat barber though.

he is the only on who had something to gain in this show of shame..

if you go whine us, at least put xtra efforts.. are we fools to you?

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Logo Needed by Holybwoy: 5:49pm On Aug 01, 2023
how can u b contacted?

i will design a logo as well as a comprehensive brand guideline to go with it..

contact m on whatsapp 091 30 57 63 57
Travel / Re: Helicopter Crashes Into A Building In Ikeja, Lagos by Holybwoy: 4:55pm On Aug 01, 2023
seborrhic:

So it's the "food" he is about to eat that is your primary thought not if lives were lost or serious injuries occurred?
Oponu!

no lives lost arindin..

In an economy that is choking evrybody by the neck, the least you need to do is laugh so u can live long..

o ni pe ku if you continue like this
Travel / Re: Helicopter Crashes Into A Building In Ikeja, Lagos by Holybwoy: 4:39pm On Aug 01, 2023
the building owner about to eat good

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Roast Kamala Harris For Calling Tinubu (pictures) by Holybwoy: 6:03pm On Jul 28, 2023
Occurstaem:
You mean IPOB.

If you disagree, let me remind you that; no be today Igbos dey impersonate other ethnic group names to post comment on social media.

All the America will never recognize our Jagaban as the elected President of Nigeria by zømbidients is now all in vain.

May we not labour in vain.

There are 7 commenters and by their name and twitter profile, Only one of them is Igbo.. one is even PDP, not LP..


online lowa, ole soro bo se wue.. but ti a ba gba e mu ehn

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Autos / Re: Subsidy Friendly Corolla- Direct From Owner-no Dealer Involved- 2.4M by Holybwoy: 5:07am On Jul 27, 2023
Yes.. available for inspection today!! just call or whatsapp 091 30 57 63 57
Autos / Re: Subsidy Friendly Corolla- Direct From Owner-no Dealer Involved- 2.4M by Holybwoy: 7:40pm On Jul 26, 2023
keep the calls coming.. still available.. Hurry
Autos / Re: Subsidy Friendly Corolla- Direct From Owner-no Dealer Involved- 2.4M by Holybwoy: 4:23pm On Jul 26, 2023
Oracabessa:
You wan run 🏃 abi?
😂😂
Best sales and good luck when you cross over.
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Thanks my guy!

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Autos / Subsidy Friendly Corolla- Direct From Owner-no Dealer Involved- 2.4M by Holybwoy: 2:29pm On Jul 26, 2023
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Nigeria matter don tire me.. I am done.. I need exactly 2.4 million naira for my flight ticket to canada.. so I am putting my corolla on sale..

Inspect it, bring your mechanic, make payment and enjoy your peace of mind..

Catalyst (indomie) intact..
Engine still intact.. body in good shape..
Interior is fabric
Automatic gear transmission
New oil change just done
Fine interior

You'd love it.. Also nte that you are directly dealing with owner.. nobody to ask for settlement and all papers are up to date.

Location is Berger, Lagos.

Call or whatsapp 091 3057 6357.. serious buyers only please.. first come, first serve.. Corolla no dey tey for ground..

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