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PoliticsRe: Lagos Government ‘Paid ₦2.3M To Mechanic To Supply DPO Pamphlets' - FIJ by Holybwoy: 3:53pm On Nov 23, 2023
Sanwoolu to Nigerians hoping the government can make sacrifices and cut down cost of governance

PoliticsRe: OSOPADEC Commissioner, Kehinde Akinrotoye, Beaten By Hoodlums In Ondo by Holybwoy: 2:16pm On Nov 23, 2023
For lazy readers,

It was NOT the thugs that beat the commissioner oo.. it was the awardees because they smell foul play that oga wants to create chaos so he can japa with their benefit..

I love it
BusinessRe: Business Ideas Needed by Holybwoy: 11:43am On Nov 23, 2023
Beautywealth:
give me your number
WhatsApp 09 0621 277 70
BusinessRe: Business Ideas Needed by Holybwoy: 9:54am On Nov 23, 2023
Beautywealth:
Unisex will be more expensive o and i will need a bigger space too
No lol..

If you need help setting up whatever you decide.. let me know
BusinessRe: Business Ideas Needed by Holybwoy: 9:16am On Nov 23, 2023
Beautywealth:
Am working i just want to use that one as side hustle
Don't do barbing only then..

Run unisex.. the fund you have is enough..
Cater to men and women..

I can help you develop a nice structural plan for this if you are in Lagos and wants to setup in Lagos.. I can drop my contact
BusinessRe: Business Ideas Needed by Holybwoy: 9:07am On Nov 23, 2023
Beautywealth:
Hello guys am here again. Please what business can i do with 1.4 million. Am thinking of establishing a barbing saloon. But am scared. Pls what business can i do with that amount. And i will see a gain of 20-30k a month. Thank you
If you won't care about what people will say, start POS business..

Be street smart make person no give you fake money or fake transfer..

50k for POS machine
50k for umbrella and seat and banner..

You go dey cashout more than 100k per month no matter where you are
Nairaland GeneralNobody For Nigeria Dey Sleep Again.. Especially If You Dey Chest Bills by Holybwoy(op): 1:49am On Oct 29, 2023
Chaiii..


It's a pity!!

Those days of rice 20, ewa 10, spag 10, eran 10 is gone..

100k is now the new 10k..

O ga oo
AutosRe: Fresh Just Arrived Lexus Is350 For Sale- Big Boys Only Deal by Holybwoy(op): 5:06pm On Oct 26, 2023
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AutosRe: Fresh Just Arrived Lexus Is350 For Sale- Big Boys Only Deal by Holybwoy(op): 3:44pm On Oct 26, 2023
jamesversion:
I greet you specially for that comment. Make dem comot body oh. grin
grin grin wink cheesy

You sabi my bro
AutosFresh Just Arrived Lexus Is350 For Sale- Big Boys Only Deal by Holybwoy(op): 2:36pm On Oct 26, 2023
Commot body no join body if you no be big boy..

Lexus boys no dey price.. direct tokunbo fresh out of Port..

Available for inspection in Lagos.. it can be delivered anywhere though.. I'd let the picture do the talking

Price: 5.5 million

Slightly negotiable

Call/ WhatsApp 091 30 57 63 57

PropertiesRe: Well Furnished, Luxury 3 Bedroom Flat At Omole Phase II, Lagos- 1.8m by Holybwoy(op): 10:19am On Oct 23, 2023
More pictures on WhatsApp

Hurry while offer lasts.. don't contemplate..

PropertiesWell Furnished, Luxury 3 Bedroom Flat At Omole Phase II, Lagos- 1.8m by Holybwoy(op): 10:17am On Oct 23, 2023
This is not one of those houses you'd have to budget extra million to furnish.. just pay and pack in.. house is already well furnished.. except you want to add anything to your own taste..

Call/WhatsApp 091 30 5763 57

Pictures don't lie

Total package is 2.5 million

AutosRe: 2016 Hyundai SONATA For Sale Or Swap by Holybwoy: 9:43pm On Oct 12, 2023
lomaxbien:
You are online looking for a job as an errand boy or a job at megachicken and you are here discouraging potential buyers and posting ridiculous comments on another man's business and you still expect God to answer your prayers? I feel sorry for you.
@NL
Still availiable
First, you be mumu..

Second, if you cannot differentiate between comic relief and seriousness, go and take a pxxs..

That was clearly intended to make the op laugh but your problem is big big..

The post you saw is for my in-law living with me..
Jobs/VacanciesDoes Anyone Have Contact Of Mega Chicken Ikota. Job With Accommodation by Holybwoy(op): 3:08pm On Oct 12, 2023
Hello, please help my younger brother in Lagos..

I no longer live around ikota but when I was there, I know the staffs were given accomodation and earned reasonable salary..

Kindly hook me up
AutosRe: 2016 Hyundai SONATA For Sale Or Swap by Holybwoy: 2:20pm On Oct 12, 2023
You go swap with Hisense TV?

50" ooo
HealthRe: Body Itching After Taking Bath. by Holybwoy: 1:24pm On Oct 12, 2023
Stop using sponge..

Wash your bathroom and your towel.. it's your body reacting to dirty environment and things you use in bathing..

I know this because I was a victim
Nairaland GeneralRe: Henceforth, Before You Exchange Money For Any Service On NL, Tag Me by Holybwoy: 11:16am On Sep 12, 2023
Yassssssssssss

No peace for the wicked..

Big W 💪💪
Nairaland GeneralWhat Quick Errand Or Research Can I Run For You?? I Need 10k Urgently by Holybwoy(op): 11:26am On Sep 11, 2023
Whatever it is, I'm our boy for today.. comment below
PoliticsRe: Uzodinma To Nigerians: Reduce Your Lamentations, Tinubu Is Just Less Than 70 Day by Holybwoy: 11:52am On Sep 02, 2023
You just know that this guy kept the 5 billion naira palliative fund in one account so he can share it during election..

The pains his own nsogbu nsogbu people are going through means nothing.. he only wants to twerk for federal might and get some election rigging and vote buying funds.

Let me also remind you that this oloriburuku Uzodimma sang the praises of Buhari to high heavens despite him being the biggest fraud and failure of a president in our history.

Imo state people sha don wise, they will collect the money, vote another party and stay around to set ballot box snatchers ablaze..

Don't take my word for it.. go to imo state and confirm.. na the plan weyn dey ground
BusinessRe: Yoobao 52800MAH Laptop Power Bank by Holybwoy: 8:07am On Sep 02, 2023
Price?
PoliticsRe: The Deplorable State Of The Police Barracks In Ikoyi, Lagos (Photos) by Holybwoy: 10:02am On Aug 20, 2023

Nairaland GeneralBreaking: Sportybet Crashes As Nigerian Wins 50 Million 48 Times (pics, Proof) by Holybwoy(op): 4:09pm On Aug 12, 2023
grin grin

sporty go explain tire when they come back online.. they probably made over a trillion naira in this opening weekend
TravelRe: Which Is Closer To Lagos? by Holybwoy: 10:50pm On Aug 11, 2023
PH to bayelsa to Anambra to edo to Ondo to Ogun to Lagos

Enugu to Anambra to Edo to etc to Lagos

Enugu road is better and closer except if where you are coming from is close to ebonyi
PoliticsEl-rufai & Ministerial Disappointment- A Sweet Case Of Bushmeat Catch Hunter by Holybwoy(op): 10:00pm On Aug 11, 2023
grin grin

"Inside that your evian, another evian dey inside"- legendary pop singer, Shallypopi..

Tinubu might be riding on a stolen mandate but he's truly a politician..

Imagine having 2 loud pipes in one cabinet, only you, wike and Nasiru cheesy cheesy ijoba ma scatter las las

He knew, but to appease a certain fanbase that has dragged us back to 1914 by always voting wrong people even though their region is the headquarter of poverty, he nominated him and asked Nuhu Ribadu to take it up from there..

Nasiru is an ethnic bigot and a cancer.. Tinubu, a bad boy himself knows.. chaii.. that short devil is finished politically..

I know he has presidential aspirations but e don die natural death..
AgricultureThe Heavy Flood In Olodo, Ibadan Carted Away My 3 Months Old Fish. Fvck! by Holybwoy(op): 6:30am On Aug 08, 2023
I am not asking for pity.. I just want to rant.. this is my happy place

started this journey in January.. stopped updating the thread because I wasn't at Ibadan.. I just ask about their wellbeing on the phone and send money home..

I started with 2500 fingerlings..

Here is the thread I launched immediately I began but I bought the fingerlings around May.
https://www.nairaland.com/7531795/aquaculture-journey-venture-into-catfish

An incident happened 2 weeks ago at Ibadan (https://www.nairaland.com/7775617/residents-stranded-heavy-downpour-cuts/3#124621775), and when I saw the news on NL fp, I quickly hit my mom and asked if she was okay.. I asked about the fishes too and she gave a deep sigh before saying yes but I didn't read any deep meaning to it..

My mom who cares for them didn't call me to remind me about their feeds money which was strange and when I finally remembered, she said they were okay and she insisted she wanted to come to Lagos to spend a few days because she "needed rest"..

I asked who was going to take Care of 'my boys' as I always referred to them but she shrugged it off and relunctantly mentioned Kehinde, a 12 year old girl that lives with her. I protested that the girl was too young to live alone for days nevertheless take care of 2500 catfishes on her own but she again played the emotional card of 'if a mother isn't free to rest at her son's house' and I had no choice but to just cave in..


I had no clue.. no fvckin clue in h3ll..

She came, spent a night with me, and asked that I take her to her younger sister's house at Iyana-Ipaja.. We got there and we had barely set foot inside there when she burst into tears and her sister broke the news to me..

I was dumb for several minutes.. I shed hot steamy tears.. Yes, men cry..

This happened yesterday though.. I want to believe I have gotten over it..

This is a natural disaster and I have counted my losses.. but if anyone says I am lazy, I am glad I won't have to explain explain tire, I am trying and evidence dey!

I hope those who will finally eat my boys will eat it well knowing they ate my investment and my sweat free of charge..

We what?? we meeeeuuvee!!
PoliticsRe: Corruption Is Fighting Back by Holybwoy: 8:06pm On Aug 07, 2023
Wainey:
There is a law that protects the privacy of Tinubu, if he uses a legal means to protect his privacy, that is not corruption
Go to amountain and shout "I be mumu" 21 times maybe God of SOlomon can hear you and send some brain to you even if it's that of a salmon.

There's no legal means to protect your privacy as a public officer.. what you can protect is the information at your disposal which must not be made known to public to protect the interest of the nation and for national security. Certificate isn't one of those..

If you can be asked to publish your asset (up to the number of pants you own), imagine if your result will not be scrutinised too..

A Zoo is a Zoo.. Nigeria is a lawless zoo and a lot of people are above the law
RomanceRe: My 5th Child Is Here!!! My Wife Just Delivered Another Baby Girl by Holybwoy: 9:10am On Aug 05, 2023
KingLennon:
Bros leave am, people wer get money no dey talk much. If you get money, wetin you dey find for social media this kind early morning sad.....I mean better money o
I get money pass your papa sha
RomanceRe: My 5th Child Is Here!!! My Wife Just Delivered Another Baby Girl by Holybwoy: 8:46am On Aug 05, 2023
KingLennon:
No be place na money wer you no get ogbeni...
Does that niccur, from the pictures you've seen, look like a trustfund kid to you?

Your mumu dey smell..

If I carry my networth go him side, I go bend if dem no install me as community chief
Car TalkRe: How Much For Kia Optima Gear Box Price. by Holybwoy: 8:33am On Aug 05, 2023
Paddybaci:
My gear box had an issue and I was managing it till when money comes. I noticed little leakage of transmission oil where I parked it. Yesterday I was to drive out, engaged gear but car doesn't move nor reverse. I thought the oil was low so I had to top 3litres of transmission oil and nothing happen. I guess its time to change the gear box.
Who knows how much please ?
let me give you a purchase hack.. you sound like you don't have all the money in the world to spare..

Go to Ladipo market, mushin, ask for where they sell Kia products, don't let them take you, let them show you/describe and use your instinct..

wear not so clean cloths and tell the shop owner that customer is outside looking for kia gear box and ask him how much price you should give him.. do this in 10 different shops or more, you will get the best deal and sav 50-100k
RomanceRe: My 5th Child Is Here!!! My Wife Just Delivered Another Baby Girl by Holybwoy: 8:08am On Aug 05, 2023
KingLennon:
See wahala o! The man no dey complain alaye. The economy fit dey favour am and him family wink
I dey ask, so I can relocate to his place..

Afterall, I just want to be able to live comfortably and take care of my wife and kids

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