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Agriculture / Re: Pls I Need Money Ooo. Buy What I Have. by Holybwoy: 10:07am On Jul 17, 2023
whatsapp me 0913 057 6357
Crime / Re: Trevboi Declared Wanted For Murder. by Holybwoy: 9:31am On Jul 17, 2023
sha no near fadeyi-idi oro if you be capaccus.. cos men no dey forgive for there..

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Autos / Re: Brand New 2021/2022 Hanvan G7 Trucks For Sale by Holybwoy: 10:18pm On Jul 11, 2023
new market but e don dey cost pass trusted brand.. just dey play

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Politics / Re: Governor Umo Eno & Uniuyo Failed Attempt To Bribe The Ippis Director In Abuja by Holybwoy: 10:27am On Jul 09, 2023
make I no go wake up see DSS classified info for Nairaland one day grin grin
una dey try.. If you have access to this info, you supposes use am hold the governor to ransom make you dey squeeze him blokos.. I am sure he will do anthing to not make the info come out..

a little story here

I have approached Governor of Osun, Ademola Adeleke and this current Gov, Pastor Eno to partner in human capacity development goals (education) but they both claimed the state was broke..

If only I have something to take hold their blokos.. but we keep trying sha
Car Talk / Re: Is Hyundai Lx35 A Good Buy? by Holybwoy: 11:16pm On Jul 08, 2023
tunbosun002:


Good day, please I wouldn’t mind a toyota venza if you have anyone relocating and willing to sell at affordable price.

4 plugs
Panoramic roof
Thumbstart

It can be any color.

text me on whatsapp ma.. 091 305763 57.. I have one sweet deal
Car Talk / Re: Is Hyundai Lx35 A Good Buy? by Holybwoy: 8:46pm On Jul 05, 2023
BlaqSymp:
yes as far as u will be very very honest with me. Cos flight money alone can feed me for a month plus

you have my word chief.. i've sold cars to several people here on NL

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Car Talk / Re: Is Hyundai Lx35 A Good Buy? by Holybwoy: 8:39pm On Jul 05, 2023
BlaqSymp:
port harcourt ATM

If Lagos deal show, will you come for inspection? here's my whatsapp number 091 3057 6357
Car Talk / Re: Is Hyundai Lx35 A Good Buy? by Holybwoy: 8:32pm On Jul 05, 2023
BlaqSymp:
if you can plug me to something from the above brands you’ve mentioned around 2011-2014 I’ll be glad to contact u immediately

2011-2014? it's hard to come by but not impossible.. where is your location?
Autos / Re: SOLD! Clean 2011 Toyota Highlander Regist @7.8m by Holybwoy: 8:30pm On Jul 05, 2023
price?
Car Talk / Re: Is Hyundai Lx35 A Good Buy? by Holybwoy: 8:28pm On Jul 05, 2023
BlaqSymp:
hello my bro, thank you so much for your contribution. I was so worried about this choice that i had to post for other’s opinion. Talkin about hond crv (no ball joints issues for suv?) and the toyota, What model n prod. year do u recommend for my offer?

Ball joint issue is only for Honda accord 2008 and below..

Honda CRV is very reliable and it's 4 plug with a classy interior and a chilling AC.. You'd enjoy the ride.. Toyota Highlander 07 and below naija used is also not bad.. Toyota Rav4 08 and below is too small and not classy.. and that's what your budget can afford..
You'd get a decent lexus 07 for 5 million.. very neat too and it's the classiest of all..

The choice is yours..

The deal you should look out for are those who are permanently relocating to UK/Canada.. their cars are always sweet, neat and affordable.. I can plug you to some

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Car Talk / Re: Is Hyundai Lx35 A Good Buy? by Holybwoy: 8:16pm On Jul 05, 2023
you'd be spoiled with choices in Lagos and Kaduna and a decent price..

That car above is not worth the price.. it's also not first user.. the body is rough.. 5 million can get you something more durable..

only if you are in Lagos or open to coming to Lagos for inspection.. I can send great deals your way..

Fuel efficiency is the only advantage this particular brand can offer you but is not even your top priority.. The engine and gear and spare parts are not reliable.. also, no second hand value.. You should opt for Lexus, Toyota or Honda CRV..

Those ones meets your needs as stated in our post and they have great resale value. You'd also get extremely neat ones.. People are selling their freshly bought toks vehicle because of sapa

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Autos / Re: ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅...cleanest Tokunbo 2015 Hyundai Sonata SPORT 2.o...price 9.7m by Holybwoy: 2:37pm On Jul 04, 2023
nawaforyouo:


Serious wahala motor

very bad engines.

and rubbish AC

anybody buying this should just set aside 2.5 million for the engine. Because that engine will surely fail

2015 Honda accord far far better than this piece of crap

and it is cheaper too tongue

this your review.. nawa for you oooo.. i no gey ooo
Autos / Re: ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅...cleanest Tokunbo 2015 Hyundai Sonata SPORT 2.o...price 9.7m by Holybwoy: 9:56am On Jul 04, 2023
here wondering why this cost more than Honda of the same year lol

I like that you people did not put eye inside My fav car brand make e no cost dey go
Agriculture / Re: My Aquaculture Journey: Venture Into Catfish Farming With Me(picstory) by Holybwoy: 11:10pm On Jul 03, 2023
dotunibrahim7:
Nice job Holybwoy. Did you carry out any treatment on the pond before bringing in the fingerlings? And how often do you change the water.

Chemical treatment is dangerous.. the chemicals stay longer and can harm the fishes..

We plucked leaves from almond trees as much as possible and soaked it in the pond for a week before we transferred the fingerlings.. it worked..

the fingerlings are in good health and have grown well in 2 months..
Business / Re: I Need A Professional Writer/rewriter To Rewrite A Book On Priority Management by Holybwoy: 10:39pm On Jul 02, 2023
jozzee:
Hello NLs,

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Your job is to rewrite the book and give it a complete human touch so it can pass originality.AI check.

Please note that the use of chatgpt, quillbot, etc. for rewriting is not allowed.

You should be able to deliver each content quickly and perfectly.

Good use of the English language (grammar, spelling, punctuation, syntax, etc.) is essential.

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Regards,
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P.S
Budget is $2.5/word
Payment will be made after each chapter.
The content is already plagiarism-free but detected as bot-created, so this isn't just about plagiarism.

Agreed..

the contract is going on smoothly.. he's legit

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Professional Book Writer Who Can Turn Thought, Intentions And Ideas Int by Holybwoy: 12:01am On Jul 01, 2023
PayCircle:
I need a professional book writer who can turn thought, intentions and ideas into writing with creativity.

text this guy on whatsapp.. na badass 091 3057 63 57

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Agriculture / Re: My Aquaculture Journey: Venture Into Catfish Farming With Me(picstory) by Holybwoy: 11:57pm On Jun 30, 2023
sexysage:
I'm following, any progress?

I bought a thousand fingerlings.. my fishes are 2 months old but they are in ibadan and I am in Lagos.. I only send money home to my mom to buy food and help look after it.. unable to take pictures..

The feeding money wan wound me embarassed embarassed
Politics / Re: The IGP's Directive For Police Convoys To Obey Traffic Law: What This Means by Holybwoy: 10:01am On Jun 27, 2023
ekineme:
In the History of Nigeria, They has never been a time we lacked "Law", The problem has always been implementation of the law.

When you stand by your right and you are being abused by those that are supposed to defend you," police brutality" comes to mind.

I don't see this proclamation making any difference, Reason is because, this is Nigeria.

I have seen people obtain justice because their evidence was presented through the court of public opinion..

the police or any authority will do anything for any case to not be shared in the media..

what you need to do is ensure that the scene is recorded. you will not even spend a dime to put it in public space and watch as you get your justice.. but if there's no face, there's no case..

Install dash cams in your car, put your phone in record mode as you sense something like this might happen..
"who wan cage cat, must fast pass rat"
Politics / The IGP's Directive For Police Convoys To Obey Traffic Law: What This Means by Holybwoy: 9:49am On Jun 27, 2023
It means that if Burna boy is passing with his heavy police convoy that used to beat people with koboko for not making way, hit your car or beat you while doing gragra as usual, just create a scene, make sure you record them or someone helps you to record as they break traffic rules and also assault you.

Do not, under any circumstance clear any part for any convoy even the president except for ambulance.

Know your rights and enjoy as you get millions in damages as long as you capture the evidence because those IGP's boys are always deaf.. They don't listen to their oga and ignorance is not an excuse..

I am looking for the next big man convoy that will hit my car in traffic to clear road or beat me up for not making way..

Avoid soldier oo.. this does not include them
Politics / Re: Eve Of Salah & Tinubunomics: Have You Bought Salah Ram Or God Go Help Us? by Holybwoy: 8:34am On Jun 27, 2023
alanto:
Listening to Nigerian info this morning. Price of Ram is very ok at 70k for good ram. 100k for enviable ones

for where??

dey play!! grin grin grin

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Politics / Eve Of Salah & Tinubunomics: Have You Bought Salah Ram Or God Go Help Us? by Holybwoy: 8:10am On Jun 27, 2023
Looks like we will be slaughtering renewed hope this year as the prices of Rams have skyrocketed amidst cash crunch. The high cost of transportation during this yuletide season (Lagos to Ibadan originally 1k is now 5k) now mean people will stay in their homes.

Dear Nairalanders, have you bought your ram, planning to buy or you trust in God?

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Travel / Re: Transport Fare Skyrocket Ahead Of Eid-il Kabir Celebration by Holybwoy: 7:40am On Jun 27, 2023
You need at least 40 litres (if your bus no dey chop fuel oo) to travel 110km which is the distance from Berger to ibadan and that's not even factoring the go-slow o..

40 litres is 20,000 naira. you will pay agbero fee of 2-3 seats inside 14 passengers money. How much is left?

The SA to tinubu has given go ahead to akara sellers to increase the price of akara to eb able to survive.. She didn't mention bus drivers but they got the memo..

They also have a family to cater for and buy salah ram and cloth for..

Send a mail to Tinubu so he can do better.. let danfo drivers breeefff
Career / Re: Career by Holybwoy: 10:38am On Jun 26, 2023
Shesconfidence:
Good day. I'm new here.
Pls where can I sale ready made female wears easily?

Berger under bridge by 4pm.. pay tout 1k
Business / You Need A Deal Broker With FG Or SG Or Multinationals? Involve Me by Holybwoy: 6:18pm On Jun 25, 2023
I have the aura and the vibe.. the way I'd package for every business meeting ehn, you'd be shocked and I have sweet mouth to go with it..
2021. I closed deals worth 100 million naira..

It's political season.. you have access to the right information and the right people. but you laxk approach and/or the team to nail the contract.. put me on your team.. I won't try to hijack it or take your shine.. we get it, you give me my cut and I bounce while we wait for the next..

this is the long connectivity game Tinubu played.. it's your turn now, don't chop alone..

Involve me.. send an email dollarpor89 at gmail.com
Food / Re: Help! I Am Reacting To Garri (cassava Flakes) by Holybwoy: 11:35am On Jun 25, 2023
you wanted to come as dangote son.. but he aborted you.. your head is strong, so you came back, but as omo iya teacher..

Go to banana island, tell them you are looking for your real daddy.. cos na only rich people dey get allergy..


I don soak like 4 buckets this morning..

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Programming / Re: Python Help Needed ASAP by Holybwoy: 7:41pm On Jun 22, 2023
GreatKingg:
of course, it's analyzing data with python... but you've got to be good at python to attempt it. Email me if you can do it, and I'd send you the data file for the task... then I can pay for your data... deal?

Here's my email dollarpor89agmail.com
Programming / Re: Python Help Needed ASAP by Holybwoy: 4:46pm On Jun 22, 2023
This is data analysis with python.. very simple

You go pay for my data.. I'd do it free.. brother helping brothers
Politics / Dear Dangote, Why Has Your Refinery Not Produced one roasted corn of Fuel Yet? by Holybwoy: 6:35pm On Jun 08, 2023
Commission in the dictionary means to announce the start or kickoff of a project.

Third mainland bridge has not being commissioned yet and I totally understand as failure General Buhari handled it as well as Nigerian air.

Dangote is a private consortium and built his refinery with only 20% of government intervention fund that Emefiele claims has been paid back sef before refinery has yet to produce a roasted corn of petrol and diesel.

Did Dangote allow Buhari to use his head and reputation to play politics?
What happened behind the scene?

Who has Dangote's number?

There are several questions to ask him. The hopes of a nation are pinned on him.
Politics / Opinion: Tinubu's First Mistake Was Announcing An Already Scrapped Subsidy by Holybwoy: 12:41pm On May 31, 2023
Peter Obi and Atiku promised to do the same. But for a greed driven community like Nigeria, one Tinubu claimed he was prepared to govern, he should understand better and use the right body language and communication apparatus.

Buhari already stated that the Q3-Q4 budget (starting from June) didn't capture payment of subsidy.

It takes emotional intelligence, one Tinubu has shown over time that he lacks, to discreetly continue to lead without publicly announcing measures such as this that will set citizens into abject suffering.

There are only about 30% of the entire population who earns above the minimum wage. Most people live on under a dollar per day, unemployed or underpaid.

Our economy is basically driven by oil and gas. Increase in price of PMS affects basically everything else.

Only hypocrites will blame PMS marketers though. Here's a simple analogy. I bought and stocked a pin for #20 and the next day, the producer says the price has increased, if I sold at the same rate that I sell before, how do I get capital to restock at the new price?

People who are involved in the organised fuel subsidy scam are less than 1% of the entire population. Why do you have to punish 200 million people just so you can get back at a few people who are already filled up for life?

Students, market women, salary earners, small business owners, parents, teachers and everyone who do not earn more than 500,000 Naira in a month will feel this the most.

The deed is already done. It is time to start asking workplaces to review salaries immediately, government handing out incentives to cushion the effect of this rise of products because it won't be long before people will start to fall to their death on his mandate and by that time, there won't be anyone to govern.

Written by Temitope Steve.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent Needed by Holybwoy: 9:35am On May 16, 2023
JOBCLICKNIG:
Urgently Needed
Female Front desk
Qualification: SSCE
Salary40k
Location : Ikota Chopping complex ajah
Interested person should send cv to WhatsApp number 07067477296

No matter where she lives, on that salary, she's poised to spend nothing less than 1k per day on tfare.. excluding feeding and other girl needs..

pay your staffs well enough so they don't steal from your business..

60-100k should be the least in ikota

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Politics / Opinion On Ike Ekweremadu's Birthday: No Good Wishes, May He Rot In Hell by Holybwoy: 10:11am On May 12, 2023
The likes of Tinubu, MC Oluomo and those who directly inverse everything we learnt about good upbringing and character during our childhood days hold the highest office of the land because we have refuse to shame and name criminals. There's no gentlemanly approach to vilify criminals and those who are a threat to the values we enjoy as Africans.

In china, criminals are executed, in UK, they are jailed but in Nigeria, they are worshipped. Watch as Ekweremadu and his wife will be treated to a hero's welcome when they are freed a decade and 6 years later, respectfully.

If they weren't caught, the Ekweremadus were going to extort an innocent boy and Rob him of his life for 270,000.

For them, he was just a hood rat who deserved no chance at life. Their daughter's life was more precious as if that boy fell fr the sky. The boy was there in the first place because politicians like Ekweremadu and Tinubu and Buhari mortgaged his future and that of 150 million others in exchange for champagne for a few. I'm glad it never occured to Ekweremadu to make policies, when he was the Senate president, that would be favourable to the masses (worldclass hospitals etc) because with his portfolio, he will commit that same crime but will never be brought to book.

Nigeria rewards vagabonds and big thiefs. The same treatment meted out to an indomie thief should be meted out to a big thief.

When you are all done wishing Ekweremadu a happy birthday and sending him your good wishes, I hope you attach mine where I hope that he and his wife and his good doctor who wants to 'chop from the chop' all rot in prison and burn in hell.

When he gets back and is rewarded with the presidential ticket of the APC (as is APC'S tradition to reward thieves), we will be here to stone him with words of treachery and mockery. We will have the last laugh.

Written by Temitope Steve
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