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BusinessRe: I Need A Professional Writer/rewriter To Rewrite A Book On Priority Management by Holybwoy: 10:39pm On Jul 02, 2023
jozzee:
Hello NLs,

I need a high-quality rewriter to rewrite a book on priority management. The book currently failed originality.ai check, as the writer used chatgpt, quillbot, or other AI writing tools.

Your job is to rewrite the book and give it a complete human touch so it can pass originality.AI check.

Please note that the use of chatgpt, quillbot, etc. for rewriting is not allowed.

You should be able to deliver each content quickly and perfectly.

Good use of the English language (grammar, spelling, punctuation, syntax, etc.) is essential.

Contact me on Whastap, 081... 67..80 44..01

Regards,
Jozzee


P.S
Budget is $2.5/word
Payment will be made after each chapter.
The content is already plagiarism-free but detected as bot-created, so this isn't just about plagiarism.
Agreed..

the contract is going on smoothly.. he's legit
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need A Professional Book Writer Who Can Turn Thought, Intentions And Ideas Int by Holybwoy: 12:01am On Jul 01, 2023
PayCircle:
I need a professional book writer who can turn thought, intentions and ideas into writing with creativity.
text this guy on whatsapp.. na badass 091 3057 63 57
AgricultureRe: My Aquaculture Journey: Venture Into Catfish Farming With Me(picstory) by Holybwoy(op): 11:57pm On Jun 30, 2023
sexysage:
I'm following, any progress?
I bought a thousand fingerlings.. my fishes are 2 months old but they are in ibadan and I am in Lagos.. I only send money home to my mom to buy food and help look after it.. unable to take pictures..

The feeding money wan wound me embarassed embarassed
PoliticsRe: The IGP's Directive For Police Convoys To Obey Traffic Law: What This Means by Holybwoy(op): 10:01am On Jun 27, 2023
ekineme:
In the History of Nigeria, They has never been a time we lacked "Law", The problem has always been implementation of the law.

When you stand by your right and you are being abused by those that are supposed to defend you," police brutality" comes to mind.

I don't see this proclamation making any difference, Reason is because, this is Nigeria.
I have seen people obtain justice because their evidence was presented through the court of public opinion..

the police or any authority will do anything for any case to not be shared in the media..

what you need to do is ensure that the scene is recorded. you will not even spend a dime to put it in public space and watch as you get your justice.. but if there's no face, there's no case..

Install dash cams in your car, put your phone in record mode as you sense something like this might happen..
"who wan cage cat, must fast pass rat"
PoliticsThe IGP's Directive For Police Convoys To Obey Traffic Law: What This Means by Holybwoy(op): 9:49am On Jun 27, 2023
It means that if Burna boy is passing with his heavy police convoy that used to beat people with koboko for not making way, hit your car or beat you while doing gragra as usual, just create a scene, make sure you record them or someone helps you to record as they break traffic rules and also assault you.

Do not, under any circumstance clear any part for any convoy even the president except for ambulance.

Know your rights and enjoy as you get millions in damages as long as you capture the evidence because those IGP's boys are always deaf.. They don't listen to their oga and ignorance is not an excuse..

I am looking for the next big man convoy that will hit my car in traffic to clear road or beat me up for not making way..

Avoid soldier oo.. this does not include them
PoliticsRe: Eve Of Salah & Tinubunomics: Have You Bought Salah Ram Or God Go Help Us? by Holybwoy(op): 8:34am On Jun 27, 2023
alanto:
Listening to Nigerian info this morning. Price of Ram is very ok at 70k for good ram. 100k for enviable ones
for where??

dey play!! grin grin grin
PoliticsEve Of Salah & Tinubunomics: Have You Bought Salah Ram Or God Go Help Us? by Holybwoy(op): 8:10am On Jun 27, 2023
Looks like we will be slaughtering renewed hope this year as the prices of Rams have skyrocketed amidst cash crunch. The high cost of transportation during this yuletide season (Lagos to Ibadan originally 1k is now 5k) now mean people will stay in their homes.

Dear Nairalanders, have you bought your ram, planning to buy or you trust in God?
TravelRe: Transport Fare Skyrocket Ahead Of Eid-il Kabir Celebration by Holybwoy: 7:40am On Jun 27, 2023
You need at least 40 litres (if your bus no dey chop fuel oo) to travel 110km which is the distance from Berger to ibadan and that's not even factoring the go-slow o..

40 litres is 20,000 naira. you will pay agbero fee of 2-3 seats inside 14 passengers money. How much is left?

The SA to tinubu has given go ahead to akara sellers to increase the price of akara to eb able to survive.. She didn't mention bus drivers but they got the memo..

They also have a family to cater for and buy salah ram and cloth for..

Send a mail to Tinubu so he can do better.. let danfo drivers breeefff
CareerRe: Career by Holybwoy: 10:38am On Jun 26, 2023
Shesconfidence:
Good day. I'm new here.
Pls where can I sale ready made female wears easily?
Berger under bridge by 4pm.. pay tout 1k
BusinessYou Need A Deal Broker With FG Or SG Or Multinationals? Involve Me by Holybwoy(op): 6:18pm On Jun 25, 2023
I have the aura and the vibe.. the way I'd package for every business meeting ehn, you'd be shocked and I have sweet mouth to go with it..
2021. I closed deals worth 100 million naira..

It's political season.. you have access to the right information and the right people. but you laxk approach and/or the team to nail the contract.. put me on your team.. I won't try to hijack it or take your shine.. we get it, you give me my cut and I bounce while we wait for the next..

this is the long connectivity game Tinubu played.. it's your turn now, don't chop alone..

Involve me.. send an email dollarpor89 at gmail.com
FoodRe: Help! I Am Reacting To Garri (cassava Flakes) by Holybwoy: 11:35am On Jun 25, 2023
you wanted to come as dangote son.. but he aborted you.. your head is strong, so you came back, but as omo iya teacher..

Go to banana island, tell them you are looking for your real daddy.. cos na only rich people dey get allergy..


I don soak like 4 buckets this morning..
ProgrammingRe: Python Help Needed ASAP by Holybwoy: 7:41pm On Jun 22, 2023
GreatKingg:
of course, it's analyzing data with python... but you've got to be good at python to attempt it. Email me if you can do it, and I'd send you the data file for the task... then I can pay for your data... deal?
Here's my email dollarpor89agmail.com
ProgrammingRe: Python Help Needed ASAP by Holybwoy: 4:46pm On Jun 22, 2023
This is data analysis with python.. very simple

You go pay for my data.. I'd do it free.. brother helping brothers
PoliticsDear Dangote, Why Has Your Refinery Not Produced one roasted corn of Fuel Yet? by Holybwoy(op): 6:35pm On Jun 08, 2023
Commission in the dictionary means to announce the start or kickoff of a project.

Third mainland bridge has not being commissioned yet and I totally understand as failure General Buhari handled it as well as Nigerian air.

Dangote is a private consortium and built his refinery with only 20% of government intervention fund that Emefiele claims has been paid back sef before refinery has yet to produce a roasted corn of petrol and diesel.

Did Dangote allow Buhari to use his head and reputation to play politics?
What happened behind the scene?

Who has Dangote's number?

There are several questions to ask him. The hopes of a nation are pinned on him.
PoliticsOpinion: Tinubu's First Mistake Was Announcing An Already Scrapped Subsidy by Holybwoy(op): 12:41pm On May 31, 2023
Peter Obi and Atiku promised to do the same. But for a greed driven community like Nigeria, one Tinubu claimed he was prepared to govern, he should understand better and use the right body language and communication apparatus.

Buhari already stated that the Q3-Q4 budget (starting from June) didn't capture payment of subsidy.

It takes emotional intelligence, one Tinubu has shown over time that he lacks, to discreetly continue to lead without publicly announcing measures such as this that will set citizens into abject suffering.

There are only about 30% of the entire population who earns above the minimum wage. Most people live on under a dollar per day, unemployed or underpaid.

Our economy is basically driven by oil and gas. Increase in price of PMS affects basically everything else.

Only hypocrites will blame PMS marketers though. Here's a simple analogy. I bought and stocked a pin for #20 and the next day, the producer says the price has increased, if I sold at the same rate that I sell before, how do I get capital to restock at the new price?

People who are involved in the organised fuel subsidy scam are less than 1% of the entire population. Why do you have to punish 200 million people just so you can get back at a few people who are already filled up for life?

Students, market women, salary earners, small business owners, parents, teachers and everyone who do not earn more than 500,000 Naira in a month will feel this the most.

The deed is already done. It is time to start asking workplaces to review salaries immediately, government handing out incentives to cushion the effect of this rise of products because it won't be long before people will start to fall to their death on his mandate and by that time, there won't be anyone to govern.

Written by Temitope Steve.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Urgent Needed by Holybwoy: 9:35am On May 16, 2023
JOBCLICKNIG:
Urgently Needed
Female Front desk
Qualification: SSCE
Salary40k
Location : Ikota Chopping complex ajah
Interested person should send cv to WhatsApp number 07067477296
No matter where she lives, on that salary, she's poised to spend nothing less than 1k per day on tfare.. excluding feeding and other girl needs..

pay your staffs well enough so they don't steal from your business..

60-100k should be the least in ikota
PoliticsOpinion On Ike Ekweremadu's Birthday: No Good Wishes, May He Rot In Hell by Holybwoy(op): 10:11am On May 12, 2023
The likes of Tinubu, MC Oluomo and those who directly inverse everything we learnt about good upbringing and character during our childhood days hold the highest office of the land because we have refuse to shame and name criminals. There's no gentlemanly approach to vilify criminals and those who are a threat to the values we enjoy as Africans.

In china, criminals are executed, in UK, they are jailed but in Nigeria, they are worshipped. Watch as Ekweremadu and his wife will be treated to a hero's welcome when they are freed a decade and 6 years later, respectfully.

If they weren't caught, the Ekweremadus were going to extort an innocent boy and Rob him of his life for 270,000.

For them, he was just a hood rat who deserved no chance at life. Their daughter's life was more precious as if that boy fell fr the sky. The boy was there in the first place because politicians like Ekweremadu and Tinubu and Buhari mortgaged his future and that of 150 million others in exchange for champagne for a few. I'm glad it never occured to Ekweremadu to make policies, when he was the Senate president, that would be favourable to the masses (worldclass hospitals etc) because with his portfolio, he will commit that same crime but will never be brought to book.

Nigeria rewards vagabonds and big thiefs. The same treatment meted out to an indomie thief should be meted out to a big thief.

When you are all done wishing Ekweremadu a happy birthday and sending him your good wishes, I hope you attach mine where I hope that he and his wife and his good doctor who wants to 'chop from the chop' all rot in prison and burn in hell.

When he gets back and is rewarded with the presidential ticket of the APC (as is APC'S tradition to reward thieves), we will be here to stone him with words of treachery and mockery. We will have the last laugh.

Written by Temitope Steve
For: the common man's nugget

RomanceRe: 3k For Anyone Who Can Successfully The Insect In This Photo by Holybwoy: 8:05am On Mar 13, 2023
CaptainZubi:
Name all the five insects in this photo for 3k.
Hymemopus coronatus, Phyllocrania paradoxa, Heterochaeta sp. (orientalis?), Choeradodis sp., Phyllium sp.

Biko yem ego
FamilyRe: 3k For Anyone Who Can Successfully The Insect In This Photo by Holybwoy: 8:02am On Mar 13, 2023
Pikahol:
3k For Anyone Who Can Successfully The Insect In This Photo
Hymemopus coronatus
Phyllocrania paradoxa
Heterochaeta sp. Orientalis
Choeradodis sp.,
Phyllium sp.


Run me my check chief
PoliticsRe: LASTMA Officials Beg Lagosians For Forgiveness Ahead Of Governorship by Holybwoy: 8:05pm On Mar 12, 2023
Omoawoke:
Mr curse reversal lol, custodian of curse.
The one whey u curse buhari never catch am
He can't retire in peace after setting the nation ablaze!!

But bro.. come o.. are you saying you like the way people are using 1500 to collect 5000.. queueing in bank endlessly, accident here and there cos of bad road, bad health, no money, to eat na problem, fuel queues, no light etc..

You wan tell me say you like am??
PoliticsRe: LASTMA Officials Beg Lagosians For Forgiveness Ahead Of Governorship by Holybwoy: 7:39pm On Mar 12, 2023
Omoawoke:
Maybe if your allegation is true I might have been so worried 😢
I understand your frustration in life, I’m not responsible for it. It’s unfortunate I no longer use that car, I might have donated it to you to use as uber. But in case you have interest in Uber business, dm me, I can give you one of more vehicles to use.
Frustrated hungry son of a pig
Give me ooo.. unlike you, I don't have anyone that can link me up with easy government funds..

If you give me the car, I can reverse the curses I laid on your family.. but if you vote Sanwoolu, e no fit better for you all over again
PoliticsRe: LASTMA Officials Beg Lagosians For Forgiveness Ahead Of Governorship by Holybwoy: 6:11pm On Mar 12, 2023
Omoawoke:
You and your family members will never know peace
I see you are the one that carried Ikorodu people APC money run away and carried them handicap..

You see that your 2013 Honda Accord, na wetin go kill you and your family be that.. if you like drive am enter road again..

Since you have decided to be a nuisance..
PoliticsRe: LASTMA Officials Beg Lagosians For Forgiveness Ahead Of Governorship by Holybwoy: 5:47pm On Mar 12, 2023
APC women (party members oo for that matter) complained that APC didn't pay them after they voted on credit..

Now LASTMA is begging for the extortion and harrasment under Sanwoolu..

See, if you carry your finger print for APC, you will not know peace..

At least, every motorist that doesn't use convoy in Lagos has been assaulted more than 2 times under Sanwoolu.

Vote GRV.. Vote LP..

There's no Igbo agenda.. enjoy good governance for once and drop tribal sentiment in your life
Technology MarketRe: Post Your Scrap/dead/faulty Phones For Sale Here by Holybwoy: 3:20pm On Mar 12, 2023
ojonugba2014:
Go ND buy the screen ND be using it now.

The different between the price of UK use of Samsung ND the cost of repairing the screen is always between 10-15k
How much do you have? Coman take undecided lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: LASTMA Begs For Forgiveness Over Years Of Maltreating & Extorting Lagosians by Holybwoy(op): 11:26am On Mar 12, 2023
If you vote for APC in the next Governorship election, you are meant to suffer for life or you're one of those enjoying the chaotic state of the country.. suffer never tire you!

Try another government

Seun lalasticlala
PoliticsLASTMA Begs For Forgiveness Over Years Of Maltreating & Extorting Lagosians by Holybwoy(op): 11:21am On Mar 12, 2023
In a video recording, officials of the agency were filmed dancing to the rhythm of a song, “whoever we must have offended, please forgive us.”


In a video recording, some officials of the agency were filmed dancing to the rhythm of a song “ewe orijin laja, eni aba se ko firijin wa”, meaning “whoever we must have offended, please forgive us.”

At the event, the officers who were seen wearing uniform and others on casual, bowed as a sign of begging for mercy.

Video link:





https://gazettengr.com/election-lastma-officers-beg-for-forgiveness-over-years-of-maltreating-lagosians/

Technology MarketRe: Post Your Scrap/dead/faulty Phones For Sale Here by Holybwoy: 11:12am On Mar 12, 2023
ojonugba2014:
Are u joking or what?. 20k for Samsung S5 with broken screen. Dea play
Do you know how much the panel, battery and the accessories cost?? Something working properly?

If you need am, talk, lemme know how much I go give you.. if you don't, shift abeg
TravelRe: Photos Of Ikeja Train Accident Victims Being Treated On The Floor by Holybwoy(op): 3:32pm On Mar 09, 2023
Lanretoye:
atleast I'm not an impostor and a faceless numbskull like u...do more research and study me as a course.
I am saying that you are shameless.. but God will not allow you to Goku..

Sanwoolu is made for life, iwo ni ki o ja fun Ori Ara e..

Another government will not share money on the road but they will create opportunities for poor people like you and not keep enriching their rich circle and friends..

Lanre, access to power is not the same thing as power.. a king's dog thinks it is the king of dogs..

Lagos generates so much to allow everyone to live nice.. but how many people can afford house rent in Lagos?

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