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tohpahz:
Thanks dear. The date is 18th.. That's Monday..
i appreciate

Good,Though my Vote is just 1 buh it's for u

themodernman:
Na your type still dey believe sey pretty na everything Man want in a woman...e go shock you.

Lol, I believe she has everythinq a good nigerian woman should possess...It's not new sha,......Yeyebrities marriage no dey last

joyli:
Nollywood actress, Stella Damasus and hubby, Daniel Ademinokan rocked same outfit in the photo.  The couple shared this pic for their fans to see how their love keeps waxing stronger everyday.

It's crystal clear that this man has been charmed....Doris is 2 times prettier than ''DAMASCUS'' .........Thisman don eat witch vegetables o!

Twenty five years old Chika vowed to remain a virgin till her wedding night and give the best of herself to her fiancé who gave her life a lift by assisting her to get a university education and earn a good living. In spite of her success in keeping men away over the years, one day she found herself in her former boss’s office and her flesh over-powered her. As her boss played with her, a stray sperm got into her and right now, she’s six weeks pregnant with her hymen intact. Strange but true! She sought our advice on what to do about the pregnancy.

To start with, you may wonder how the sperm got to the fallopian tube to result into pregnancy if there was no penetration. Here’s what a Professor of Gynaecology said:

“If a sperm finds its way into the vagina by any means, it can travel up the tubes and impregnate. So when a lady obliges her male partner to “play with her,” a microscopic sperm can easily traverse the tiny hymenal opening of the vagina and get the lady pregnant,” Prof.Obioma Okezie said.

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Temilolu Okeowo
Twenty five years old Chika vowed to remain a virgin till her wedding night and give the best of herself to her fiancé who gave her life a lift by assisting her to get a university education and earn a good living. In spite of her success in keeping men away over the years, one day she found herself in her former boss’s office and her flesh over-powered her. As her boss played with her, a stray sperm got into her and right now, she’s six weeks pregnant with her hymen intact. Strange but true! She sought our advice on what to do about the pregnancy.

To start with, you may wonder how the sperm got to the fallopian tube to result into pregnancy if there was no penetration. Here’s what a Professor of Gynaecology said:

“If a sperm finds its way into the vagina by any means, it can travel up the tubes and impregnate. So when a lady obliges her male partner to “play with her,” a microscopic sperm can easily traverse the tiny hymenal opening of the vagina and get the lady pregnant,” Prof.Obioma Okezie said.

My darling, precious, glorious, dignified, world-famous and heavenly celebrated Nigerian sisters,

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It is technically possible to get pregnant without actually having sex, even if you’re a virgin. The hymen has a small opening in it to allow menstrual blood to pass through. If you are messing around with a boy and somehow his semen gets around your vaginal area, it’s possible for it to enter your vagina which could lead to pregnancy.

It must be emphasised that chastity/purity starts from the heart. If you are truly chaste, you wouldn’t even have the urge to give in to any guy’s sexual overtures. It is more than possible to be master over your flesh rather than have it control the affairs of your life and eventually your destiny. It’s a matter of choice and discipline. The only way you can achieve this effectively and sustain it is by the spirit of God.

Investigation by Saturday PUNCH has shown that over N172bn fraud cases are against some senators-elect who were formerly governors.

Over 15 ex-governors won senate seats in the March 28 election with many of them having cases of corruption ranging from misappropriation of public funds to money laundering hanging over their necks.

Some ex-governors have been in the senate before the last elections while a fresh set of former governors will be joining them when the new legislature is inaugurated on June 6, 2015 by the President-elect, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd).

The list of the ex-governors elected as senators, who allegedly have fraud cases against them, whether old or new, include Bukola Saraki, Theodore Orji, Adamu Aliero, Sam Egwu, Joshua Dariye, Danjuma Goje and Abdullahi Adamu.

The immunity clause in Nigeria’s constitution protects the President, vice-president, governors and their deputies from prosecution while in office but even after these public office holders leave office, findings show that anti-graft agencies including the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission have failed to pursue their cases to logical conclusions.

Former Ebonyi State Governor, Dr. Sam Egwu, recently won the parliamentary election to represent Ebonyi North Senatorial District in spite of the corruption charges levelled against him.

Egwu allegedly misappropriated close to N80bn while in office as governor between 1999 and 2007.

He was also said to have left a debt profile of N10bn for his successor.

Also, the former Governor of Nasarawa State, Senator Abdullahi Adamu, who was in office between 1999 and 2007, became a senator four years later. Since that time, Adamu has been returned to the position after subsequent elections.

However, his record with the EFCC is also allegedly unclean but that is as far as it goes.

In February, 2010, Adamu was arrested by the EFCC for alleged embezzlement of public funds. On March 3 of the same year, he was arraigned in court alongside 18 others on a 149-count charge of fraud involving over N15bn, but the case has continued to drag in court with no headway.

Interestingly, in an interview in February 2011, as the Peoples Democratic Party’s candidate for Nasarawa West Senatorial seat, Adamu dismissed the EFCC case against him, describing it as “mere allegations.”

He boasted that the EFFC case would not affect his candidature and truly after the poll, Adamu emerged winner, beating his closest rival, Gen. Ahmed Aboki (retd).

Similarly, the former Gombe State Governor, Senator Danjuma Goje, and four others, were first arraigned in court on October 17, 2011 on conspiracy, fraud and money laundering charges. He allegedly embezzled N52bn public fund.

Senator Bukola Saraki, who is currently vying for the seat of the Senate president, has been a subject of investigations by the Special Fraud Unit of the Police following allegations of an N11bn loans scam preferred against him.

The said loans were allegedly secured by Saraki between 2004 and 2009 when he was the governor of Kwara State.

The SFU said the loans were used to purchase shares of blue chip companies and choice property in Lagos and Abuja, some of which were used to secure the loans.

In addition, Saraki has allegedly been receiving N100m monthly as an illegal pension from the current government of Kwara State.

Adamu Aliero was the Governor of Kebbi State between May 1999 and May 2007. Between December 2006 and August 2008, the EFCC and the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission received three petitions asking the anti-graft agencies to investigate Alierio over N10.2bn fraud. It was, however, learnt that the allegations were not investigated.

But following an ex-parte application by an indigene of the state, Alhaji Sani Dododo, for an order of mandamus compelling EFCC and ICPC to investigate the allegations, Justice Adamu Bello summoned Aliero to appear before it. The judge also summoned the two anti-graft agencies to explain why they failed in their statutory duties to investigate Aliero for alleged fraud.

Aliero will be one of the 109 senators that will be inaugurated on June 6.

On July 13, 2007, the EFCC arraigned a former Plateau State governor, Joshua Dariye, on a 23-count charge bordering on money laundering and other corruption charges.

The EFCC accused Dariye of diverting about N1.2bn of the state’s ecological funds into the account of Ebenezer Ratnen Venture, one of the companies through which the former governor allegedly siphoned public funds.

In spite of the allegations against Dariye, he won a senatorial seat in the 2011 polls. He also pleaded not guilty to the charges and went ahead to challenge the competence of the charges instituted against him and the jurisdiction of the Federal Capital Territory High Court to entertain the suit.

But in a unanimous judgement by a five-man Supreme Court panel on February 27, 2015, the court ordered the accused to return to the FCT High Court in Gudu, Abuja, to face his trial. Dariye’s interlocutory appeal had stalled the trial for eight years.

Justice Sylvester Ngwuta, who delivered the lead judgement, described the scenario played out in the entire case as a “sad commentary” on the nation’s fight against corruption.

The outgoing Governor of Abia State, Theodore Orji, was elected on May 29, 2007 and re-elected on April 26, 2011. He was formerly a career civil servant, serving as the Chief of Staff to his predecessor, Chief Orji Uzor Kalu.

Meanwhile, during his first tenure as governor, there were petitions to the ICPC to investigate Orji for money laundering allegations brought against him.

Since Orji could not be prosecuted at the time, ICPC detained the Accountant-General of the state, Mrs. Bridget Onyema, for two days and later granted her administrative bail.

The arrest was in connection with a series of petitions sent to the commission to investigate the whereabouts of about N1.9632bn allegedly transferred under the guise of travel estacodes to the governor, his deputy, their wives and families, as well as 23 other persons who swelled the governor’s entourage to the World Igbo Congress held in Tampa Bay, Florida, the United States, in 2008.

In 2015, the Budget office approved a sum of about N9.4bn for the EFCC for the year.

The agency’s Chairman, Ibrahim Lamorde, according to reports, lamented that the budget was a decline from the about N12.2bn appropriated for the agency in 2014.

The budget covers capital expenditures, personnel cost and overhead cost.

In 2014, the agency allocated N284.6m to hire competent and reputable lawyers to pursue the trial of former governors being prosecuted to a logical conclusion.

It will be recalled that an Ijaw leader, Chief Edwin Clark, recently said the EFCC had lost focus in its fight against corruption in the country.

The former Federal Commissioner for Information stated this against the background of the claim by the President-elect, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), that his fight against corruption would start from May 29, 2015 when he would have been sworn-in as the President.

Clark said the implication of Buhari’s statement was that those who were facing corrupt charges or accused of corruption before May 29 would be pardoned.

When one of our correspondents contacted the Head of Media and Publicity of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Mr. Wilson Uwujaren, on Thursday, he said that it was not the practice of the commission to give notification to those to be investigated.

He said only those who are entitled to enjoy immunity as provided for in the constitution would be excluded from prosecution.

Uwujaren said, “It is not the commission’s practice to give public notice ahead of investigation of persons, alleged to have committed financial crimes.

“Be assured that only persons that are constitutionally vested with immunity from prosecution by virtue of the office which they hold are excluded from prosecution by the EFCC for the period they are in such offices.”

Orji, however, said he was not afraid of any anti-graft agency “whether the EFCC or the ICPC”.

Orji, who spoke through his Special Adviser on Political Matters, Chief Ama Abraham, said he was not losing sleep over petitions of money laundering allegations against him during his first tenure.

Abraham said, “The governor is not afraid to render account of his stewardship as the governor of Abia State. The governor believes in the rule of law.”

In a telephone interview with one of our correspondents, Egwu also denied that he misappropriated N80bn during his time as Ebonyi State governor. He also denied that he left a debt profile of N10bn for his successor.

The former governor said, “Whoever is making that allegation must be suffering from a mental problem, he must be suffering from malaria that has refused to be cured.

“Instead of making allegations in the media, they should know the appropriate places to go to. They should go to the police, or the EFCC, (or) to the ICPC.”

Asked if the allegations will affect his duties as a senator, Egwu said, “Let them go ahead – constitutionally I am not under immunity as a senator.”

The Special Assistant to Saraki on Media Affairs, Mr. Bankole Omishore, said on Friday that the police and the office of the Solicitor-General of the Federation had since 2012 absolved his boss of any criminal allegation.

He also said that there was no case currently involving Saraki and any anti -graft agency.

Omishore told one of our correspondents in Abuja that the allegation of financial fraud was being played up against Saraki by his detractors.

Efforts to reach other elected senators like Aliero, Dariye, Goje and Adamu mentioned in the report on their telephones were not successful. Text messages sent to their telephones were also not replied.

Meanwhile, some Senior Advocates of Nigeria on Friday urged the anti-corruption agencies and the incoming Muhammadu Buhari administration to follow through the pending corruption charges instituted against the former governors who are now senators-elect.

The SANs – Prof. Itse Sagay, Dr. Joseph Nwobike, Messrs Femi Falana and Yusuf Ali- said the anti-corruption agencies, particularly, the EFCC, had no excuse for failing to ensure that the cases were brought to logical conclusion.

Sagay said with the election of Buhari as President, EFCC should be encouraged to perform its duties without any fear of victimisation.

He said, “They (the corruption cases against the former governors) are EFCC matters. There are institutions set up to do certain jobs. So EFCC should do its job.

“Buhari cannot be doing everything. The election of Buhari should encourage them that when they are doing their job, nobody will victimise them.”

Falana said alleged impunity which was responsible for indefinite adjournment of the corruption cases against the former governors must stop.

On his part, Ali said the election of the former governors into the Senate did not confer any immunity on them.

He said the anti-graft agencies had no excuse not to proceed with the cases against such senators-elect.

Ali said, “A criminal offence does not die until the person accused dies. An allegation that you have committed a crime is going to be there until the person that is accused dies.”

According to Nwobike, the former governors now senators-elect with pending criminal charges against them deserve no special treatment from the anti-corruption agencies.

He said, “They do not deserve any special consideration. Being elected into the senate does not confer any immunity on them.”

The Publicity Secretary of the Pan-Yoruba organisation, Afenifere Renewal Group, Kunle Famoriyo, said nobody should be above the law.

He said, “It is only in Nigeria that we belabour things like this; once you run foul of the law in a modern society, you have to face the consequences. So, there is nothing special about this if we really want a corruption-free country.

“After all, they are no longer protected by immunity; it’s over. They should face the consequences like every other Nigerian. Nobody should be regarded as being more superior than the law of the land.”

He called for accelerated hearings on cases by the judiciary, saying, “It’s when cases are delayed for so long that people come to try to influence the law, knowing the African society where we see one another as brothers and sisters. Everything is in the hands of the judiciary.”

SOURCE:http://www.punchng.com/news/n172bn-fraud-cases-against-ex-govs-turned-senators/

Lala247:
Haba i wont be alive now ... Before christ ke

Lol, was kidding....U a girl?

Lala247:
Which is the most important attribute when approaching a lady.

*Good Looks/Appearance
Some can argue that a handsome man can attract any woman. Do you think your appearance is key when approaching a lady.

*Confidence
People that are sure of themselves can argue that this is key in approaching ladies.

*Money
Dont need to say much. Do rich people find it easy to approach ladies.

*Personality
Are you charming, funny, easy going. Etc Is this key


Pick an attribute you think is key and explain your reason.


*sips tea*

It seems I'm a bit confused......Are u also Lalasticlala.......I never knew u were a girl o!

juniormusa:
Hahahaha lolzz true talk bro..
It's on Monday ohh

How to vote?

President-elect Muhammadu Buhari has accused the outgoing Goodluck Jonathan government of not giving him “tips” on how to kick-start his administration on May 29.

He spoke on Thursday when a committee from the Centre for Human Security of the Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library, presented a five-point policy document to him at the Buhari Support Organisation office in Abuja.

Hours before the event which held behind closed doors, the All Progressives Congress, insisted that the Federal Government was not cooperating with the transition committee set up by the President-elect.

“Buhari regretted that the outgoing government that is supposed to give him tips on how to take off has done nothing so far,” Garba Shehu, the Director of Media and Publicity of the All Progressives Congress Presidential Campaign Organisation, told journalists after the presentation by the committee.

Shehu added that the President-elect “thanked the Obasanjo initiative for the gesture, assuring the committee that his incoming administration will be needing advice as time goes on.”

Areas covered by committee in the document include the economy, security, power, education and infrastructure.

He said that Obasanjo had set up a think tank to carry out a study on the challenges facing the country in the five key areas.

The study, he added, was started four months ago “so that the outcome will be made available to the incoming administration after the election.”

He also revealed that Nigeria’s former High Commissioner to the United Kingdom, Dr. Christopher Kolade, who headed the power committee, gave various stages of the proposed power sector development plan to include short-term, medium-term, long-term solutions.

Under the short-term solution, the plan seeks to raise the country’s power generation to 10,000 MW within a very short period of time.

He added that the president-elect described the intervention of Obasanjo and his team as a great impetus for the incoming government.

The vice-chairman of the committee, who is a former Minister of Finance, Kalu Idika Kalu, said, “We have looked at education, security, economy, power and Infrastructure. Those are the areas we have made recommendations and which we hope the new administration would be able to work on.”

He further explained that the president-elect was very happy that they had been thinking about how to help him hit the ground running.

The Chairman of the centre’s governing board, Akin Mabogunje. who also spoke to journalists after the event, said the committee had been working on a number of critical issues for the development of the country.

According to him, a delegation of the committee members involved in the preparation of the policy document was sent to present the report to the President-elect.

Earlier on Thursday , the APC described as untrue, a statement credited to the spokesman for the Peoples Democratic Party, Oliseh Metuh, that the Jonathan administration was cooperating with the transition committee constituted by the President-elect.

It also described Metuh in a statement signed by its National Publicity Secretary, Lai Mohammed, as a man with “an incurable disdain for truth.”

The PDP spokesman had in the said statement accused the APC of raising a false alarm over happenings within the Jonathan and the Buhari transition committees.

However, Mohammed insisted that the uncooperative attitude of the Jonathan team had continued despite its public posturing.

The APC statement Read, “We say with all sense of responsibility that as of today, May 14, 2015, just about two weeks to the May 29 handover date, no shred of information as to the status of governance from any ministry, department or agency of government has been given to our transition committee.”

“If that qualifies, in Metuh’s lexicon, as cooperation, then there is a problem somewhere. We dare Metuh or anyone for that matter, to controvert the fact that not a line of handover note has been handed over to our transition committee.”

The APC also restated its earlier call to Metuh to urgently undertake a course on how to be an opposition party spokesman so that he would not talk or write himself into avoidable troubles in the days ahead.

It equally admonished him to always verify information available to him in order to separate rumours from facts.

The statement further read, “Metuh decided to put his foot in his mouth when he latched on to the statement made by our Transition Committee Chairman, forgetting that in making his statement, the chairman was only advising him against anything that would put the Federal Government in a bad light.

“A discerning party spokesman, rather than a rabble-rousing one, would have understood the elder statesman’s stand for what it is instead of using it as a peg to issue a needless, hollow statement that puts his party and government in a bad light.”

The APC said it had decided to allow bygones be bygones, but now that Metuh had stirred the hornet’s nest, it was time to put out the facts for Nigerians to judge.

It added, “What happened was that, following the request by our transition committee to meet with them, they invited us to what was the first formal meeting between both transition committees.

“But the meeting was a mere photo-op, as it yielded nothing concrete as far as handover notes are concerned.

“In fact, what we met at the so-called meeting was far worse than what we had thought. Whereas we had hoped to get their handover notes on May 14th (the date they had indicated to us informally), they told us point blank that the notes won’t be ready until May 24th.

“Because this date falls on a Sunday that means we won’t be getting the handover notes until May 25th, just four days before the May 29th handover date.

“How do they honestly expect us to peruse thousands of pages of handover notes, ask pertinent questions and seek necessary clarifications within four days? Because we want a smooth transition, we asked if we could meet with some of the ministers pending the release of the handover notes, but they said no.

“When one of their members even suggested that the whole process be fast-tracked, they did not budge.

“Despite this setback, we decided not to put the whole issue in the public domain, until the babbling Metuh decided to look for trouble, describing the deliberate stonewalling by the Jonathan Administration as cooperation.”

Source:http://www.punchng.com/news/i-havent-got-useful-tips-from-jonathan-buhari/

Lala247:
Which is the most important attribute when approaching a lady.

*Good Looks/Appearance
Some can argue that a handsome man can attract any woman. Do you think your appearance is key when approaching a lady.

*Confidence
People that are sure of themselves can argue that this is key in approaching ladies.

*Money
Dont need to say much. Do rich people find it easy to approach ladies.

*Personality
Are you charming, funny, easy going. Etc Is this key


Pick an attribute you think is key and explain your reason.


*sips tea*

Lala been making FP since 1893 BC...

juniormusa:
Wizkidayo all the long













Guys vote for TOHPAHZ as miss nairaland!

What's the date...I swear this Tohpahz is very charming nd real unlyk that Twaci........Iffa hear anyone sayinq ''VOTE TWACI!!!!!!!''....Oya straight to the lagoon

derrick333:
If marijuana no gud for u ,y nt quit. Electra or Wtin b ur name sef? Abi y u no go ur village go beg the witch way frustrate ur musical career ?

I thought he is a comedian

sparkleRed:
. U didn't ve 2 use his mum 2 prove a point, it's disrespectful

I'm sorry.....

pretydiva:
Awww..congrats Dr sid. Can't wait 2 start having my kids ..children r blessings frm God

Okay good...I wouldn't mind being the father of ur children

GBTYO:
But this sh1t is really funny.

Oshiomole is really fooling himself if he thinks that woman loves him

Don't be a nerd,this is a modern world where money is able to buy love,Even ur mum won't think twice before leaving ur for dad for Oshiomole.....She'll be treated like a queen and no woman can resist such honour u know ....That's the power or money for u o!

Orubebe is tribalistic....Chikena......Just wondering what Bros J will pack out of Aso Villa

[quote author=xdunamis post=33703510]I cant descend so low to your extent, you are just an unlearned abusive and arrant asarian sapien with a malontised and mal-nourished sense of disambiguation.[/quotekililikikikiikihahahhaha.....I laff in spanish bro u're nofin buh an alboreal ape constituting nuisance on this thread in the name of seeking for attention...........You nerd you really need to be castrated bro cox it's crystal clear that this trait of ur's was passed to u by ur hmmmmm.................

Madcow:
My face is still rough

Your name says it all

xdunamis:
What a conversulant undepartmentalised irreplatonic dissma pissma. I cant concort to such an accrymonic unequivocally destabilised distantalism, talking about the marginal difference in height. This is so davincian.

You are mad!!....Typing rubbish and calling that grammars......Patrick Obahiagbon is ur role model abi?

Humility ko humiliation ni....I call that hypocrisy jere.....

Buhari my Role Model
Amaechi my niqqa
Fashola ma guy
El-Rufai my ancestor

Twaci:
Hmmmm

Kindly vote me for Miss. Nairaland 2015. Thanks .

How to vote?

jamalchance:
Which girl is crazy enough to marry this guy ...... Elders no dey her family ?

Wetin dis one dey talk.......Money does it all....You know nothing can separate girls from Money even if she hear Denrele is sterile she go still marry am

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Say no to "change"
Say yes to transformation

Castrated gay pls stop rantinq.......I know u're seeking for attention buh I'm tellinq u.........It can't help bro

I know she might never complete it.......It's far na if u check map u go know wella

Always Bleep her wella so her pussy will be more wider and prevent danger during delivery

Just yesterday due to fuel scarcity nd we didn't have enough fossil fuel at home so I had to use a hose to draw the petrol from a bigger generator into the smaller one,While putting my mouth at the other end of the hose to draw the petrol with mouth from the other end....Unfortunately, It gushed out rapidly as I wasn't fast enough to remove the hose from my moth....I drank the petrol and since then my tongue has been tasteless...Tried brushing several times but all to no avail...Pls help, what should I do cox I'm really afraid it might last forever


No insult please

EricRichie:
*Spreads mat *

Orders for a bottle of origin...

So this made fp?. . Okay

Pls how do i know if a post will make FP?

Twaci:
Okay, this just happened in St. Michaels, Aba. I was just jejely on my own, asking the phone-engineer why on earth he charged N7500 for my phone (na just screen probelm fa!), when a very beautiful young girl ran out from a building close to the one I was in and started calling for Keke. I didn't really pay her any attention until a guy ran out from the same building calling her name.

He walked close to her and started pleading with her in Igbo, asking her to come back with him. She told him to let her be but then he held her arm and continued begging. Next thing we knew, she slapped him and pulled her arm from his grip.

Now the guys around me (including the yeye theif of a phone-eng.) shouted and started ranting about how stupid the girl was and how if it was them in the guy's situation, they would have beaten the babe black and blue.

But then the guy held her close and kissed her. I could feel the aura of shock around me. The babe started crying, broke away from the kiss and allowed the guy take her back inside.

I almost started clapping but then the awareness of the haters around me stopped me. So I decided to bring this here.

If u were in the guy's shoes, what would u do? If your babe hits u (in public or private) would u hit her back? How far can she push u to get that reaction?

Opinions pls.

I tell u that guy get sense gaann...person wey don dey konji nd u won make he allow her go like that...................Never!!!

OREMUSSANCTUS:
I love transformation
I hate "change"

Enemy of progress u really need to be castrated

Chai! 2k?.... ....Awon ole buruku

The first guy tho!...See as he point the gun lyk say he won shoot Op......

prevail23:
stewpid excuse
hope dat gun isn't loaded sha

Shoro Niyen!!!