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[color=#990099]Hello nairalanders.
I was thinking about some features that should be added to nairaland... features like personal chat not email msg.. and so on..
so I'm creating this thread for nairalanders to drop their suggestions on features that should be added to nairaland.
NB. sensible suggestions only and if you don't have good things to say just STFU.








Happy New month y'all [/color]

Vikky014:
HOLYHERO INDEED

lolx

Lala247:
Are u still seeing the girl @ Op

yeah.. not all of em though

Cholls:
my brother alway tell her she is not good at all that she still has to continue learning from you.


My brother i swear you will thank me later

you sure?

Badgers14:
BTW what kinda of conversation are you expecting to have ? are you expecting her to rate your perfomance or . You don chop am, just clean mouth for ground and move to the next agenda. my broda, thats just another day at the office. Also dont bring up that ... conversation, if your perfomance was great, she will tell you or you could read the hand writing on her face. cheers .

Badgers14:
BTW what kinda of conversation are you expecting to have ? are you expecting her to rate your perfomance or . You don chop am, just clean mouth for ground and move to the next agenda. my broda, thats just another day at the office. Also dont bring up that ... conversation, if your perfomance was great, she will tell you or you could read the hand writing on her face. cheers .

Badgers14:
BTW what kinda of conversation are you expecting to have ? are you expecting her to rate your perfomance or . You don chop am, just clean mouth for ground and move to the next agenda. my broda, thats just another day at the office. Also dont bring up that ... conversation, if your perfomance was great, she will tell you or you could read the hand writing on her face. cheers .

lolx

[color=#990099]Hello romance landers.
I'm having difficulties finding the ideal word to say to girls after we.... you know ... do the thing ... sometimes I ask Em if it was great but their reactions sometimes makes me think that's a very dumb thing to say... so please I need serious suggestions.
NB: if you don't have any good thing to say please STFU[/color]

[color=#990099]some people can lie!!!! 👏[/color]

IYANGBALI:
ogun lo ma fi eje e we

ori eh baje sha

olu77:
keep typing sha!!! Sha!!!! Sha!!!! here and there like someone bitten by a Shark instead of you to go and work on the cause of your shallow reasoning

you just can't bully sha!!!!

IYANGBALI:
keep hating,the lagoon still dey flow,so you can jump inside. Ode lasan lasan,sango lo ma be ori e

abeg no akiolu me.. you guys are good at mass murder sha!!! ✌

peedeeasobie:
What kind of comment is this? Rid yourself of this type of fallacy of generalisation. It will be of great help to you!

philosophy sha!!!!

IYANGBALI:
keep hating,the lagoon still dey flow,so you can jump inside. Ode lasan lasan,sango lo ma be ori e

Ogun lo ma kpa awon famili eh!!!

weirdtee:
...And you ideeot with your own stupidity!

mind your business ooo

[color=#990099]i was on top of the world because I was high on origin[/color]

[color=#990099]show me the size of the arse and I might employ u as my PA[/color]

[color=#990099]popping cherries[/color]

[color=#990099]FTC for the first time sha!!!

Yoruba people and their mentality sha!!![/color]

Swing a pendulum back and forth in front of them
and say the following: "You're getting sleepy.
Your eyes are becoming heavy and you're feeling
tired. Close your eyes and sleep. When I snap my
fingers you will awake, remove your clothing and
have sex with me."
Okay, now snap back to reality. Sorry, but it's
just not that simple. Before I begin, the most
important thing you need to wrap your brain
around is human psychology. People, especially
women, hate being told what to do. In fact, the
more you try to convince them to do something,
the more they will resist.
That's because people in general like to feel like
they're in control and there is nothing that says
you're in control more than doing the opposite of
what someone is telling you to do. That's why,
for example, some young girls date older men
when their parents forbid them from dating
altogether.
the magic formula
So the plan is not to convince women to have
sex with you, but rather make it a challenge for
them to bed you. In fact, the magic formula is the
complete opposite of what most men usually get
caught up in, which I refer to as the beg trap .
In other words, stop trying to convince her to
sleep with you, but rather make her think that
she has to convince you .
The fact of the matter is that, in most cases, a
woman decides if she's going to have sex with
you before you even get the chance to think "nice
breasts." Imagine how she'll feel when you
actually make it a challenge for her. It's not at all
what she's accustomed to. Indeed, she probably
thought you'd be an easy conquest, but you're
going to show her that you're not and if she
wants you in her bed, she's going to have to
work for it.
Do you see where I'm headed with this?
So the objective of the game is not to convince
her to have sex with you (she already made up
her mind when she met you); your objective is to
avoid sabotaging the whole process by begging,
sounding desperate or doing all those other
absolute "don'ts."
However, there are a few things that you can do
to accelerate the process:

[color=#990099]1- build a reputation[/color]

It is imperative that you always treat a woman
like gold when making love to her by drowning
her in passion. By giving the session your all
every time, you can be sure you'll earn the
reputation of a good lover. When word gets
around, you can be sure that other women will
want a taste of that spicy kielbasa. Just
remember not to do the bragging yourself; let the
ladies (who naturally love to gossip) take care of
that for you.

[color=#990099]2- always look your best[/color]

Most women are picky, materialistic and have a
weak spot for fashionable men. If you don't take
the time to groom yourself, stay clean and dress
to impress the ladies, why in the world would
they ever want to dirty their hands with you?
Either play the game, or go play in the sandbox.
3- Make women feel comfortable around you
If all you do is talk about sex when you're around
women, then you might make some of them very
uncomfortable. Instead, concentrate your
conversations on other topics such as your
work, friends and hobbies. The idea is to make it
seem as though the last thing on your mind is to
have sex with this particular beauty. This works
really well if she already knows that you're a
good lover (see number 1)

[color=#990099]3- use charm[/color]

(I no mean baba lawo ooooo)
Charisma is simply the art of letting someone
know that you feel good about them, without an
ulterior motive. Exert confidence, not cockiness.
Be selfless. You should not ask for anything in
return, not even feedback. Don't be sexual, be
welcoming.

[color=#990099]5- be honest[/color]

The last thing you want to do is make a woman
believe that you're flirting with her because
you're interested in a relationship. Make it clear
that you're not interested in dating, but have
been longing for the company of a "real" woman
and that "real" women are very hard to find. This
should give her a hint to rise up to the challenge,
especially if she sees that you would never settle
for less.

[color=#990099]6- develop your sex appeal[/color]

Charm, confidence and friendliness emit sex
appeal, but throw a good physique into the mix
and you'll have a lethal combination that'll make
women quiver for you.
Make her feel hot, show her that you have a
lineup and more...

[color=#990099]7- make her feel sexy around you[/color]

She might feel a little thick around the waist, but
no matter what, every time you see her, she
always looks damn sexy and you always let her
know it by saying things like, "Wow, every time I
see you you're looking better and better. What's
your secret?"

[color=#990099]8- introduce competition[/color]

If she wasn't sure about playing with you, well
she'd better hurry up and make up her mind as
your value just went up because of the increased
demand for your gratifying services. In other
words, don't be shy to tell her about the other
ladies in your life. Just don't forget to mention
that you're not very interested in them.

9- Flirt [color=#990099]9- flirt[/color]

Flirting involves being confident, playful, fun, and
mysterious. Flirting involves your whole body —
eyes (look directly at her), hands (put your hand
on her shoulder), mouth (smile), and ears
(listen). Combine everything and show her that
you are really interested in her.

[color=#990099]10- use a negative hit[/color]

You know how much you can't stand it when a
woman tells you, "I like you as a friend"? Well
women hate it too. So give them a little taste of
their own medicine by giving her the hint that
she's just too much of a "good girl" for you to
take things past the flirting stage. Say something
like, "I think you're just too virtuous for me."

[color=#990099]11-tell her a story[/color]

Reveal that you've had enough of women who
don't know how to please a man and that you've
decided to take a vow of celibacy until you meet
a "real" woman who knows how to please her
mate. Believe me, most women will, for lack of a
better term, rise to the occasion.

[color=#990099]12- tease her[/color]

Some of the biggest turn-ons for women are
anticipation, excitement and the tension derived
from not knowing what to expect. Women love
pleasant surprises. Next time, tell her you have a
little surprise waiting for her but you'll show it to
her next week.

[color=#990099]13- kiss her[/color]

Ask just about any woman and she'll agree that a
perfect kiss will seal the sexual deal. If you stick
your tongue down her throat, she'll probably pull
away in repulsion. On the other hand, if you kiss
her gently and slowly, then pull away and look
into her eyes, then kiss her again slowly and
passionately — you will definitely start a fire
inside of her. Remember, everything starts with a
kiss.
open her eyes, shut your mouth
You might think that in order to bed her, you
need to convince her how good you are in bed,
or encourage her to take vengeance on her
boyfriend's infidelity by having sex with you. But
the reality is that she's a grown woman and
already knows all those things.
The best way to get any woman to have sex with
you is by making all the right moves and letting
her perceive that she's making the decision to
sleep with you based on what she sees (not
hears) from you.

[color=#990099]i don't just get it...why was he crying [/color]

chamboy:
[s][/s] Shoro niyen

o ya MI lenu o

[color=#990099] so cool brah[/color]

[color=#000099][her husband is back ]

[/I pop cherries for free ][color=#000000][color=#770077][/I pop cherries for free ][color=#770077][/I pop cherries for free ]

Mhizizzy:
No

Mo n pofo

omo babalawo ni eh ni?

Let’s face it, approaching a girl
is hard and having sex with her
is even harder unless you are a
pickup artist. If you have not
mastered the art of seduction but
still want to get laid with a
woman, you are in the right
place. Read these effective tips
on getting laid.
Why should you spend your life
wondering what it might be like
to sleep with a girl you desire?
Regrettably, many men will do
nothing about this problem. Most
people will just tell themselves:
“I am simply not good with
women”. However, the guys who
get all the action are the ones
who changed their attitude!
The truth is no one comes into
the world knowing how to seduce
a woman , but gladly we can do a
lot of things to enhance our
probabilities to get a woman into
bed.
General
recommendations to
get her into bed
Here are some tips that will help
you approach a girl and get laid
with her:
Don’t talk about sex…
really!?
When meeting a woman for the
first time, if you talk about sex
too soon she is going to panic
and think you’re a depraved
man. Actually, most women
can’t stand men who are too
sexually aggressive; this attitude
usually takes them outside of
their comfort zone. Just put
yourself in her shoes; a lot of
men out there are depraved or
weirdos, and nearly all women
have come across that type of
person at least once in their
lifetime.
Whenever you start talking about
sex too soon, you look like a
man who simply desires to have
sex; even if you are, don´t let her
know! Women are sentimental,
so they don’t want to be seen
just as a body to Bleep. An
aggressive approach may work
sometimes depending on the
type of girl, but it will reduce
your overall chances since most
girls don’t like it.
Of course, this rule of thumb
doesn’t necessarily applies to
online chats, since women feel
safe and are willing to
act naughty. Still, don’t act
sexually aggressive until you
know her intentions. If she only
wants to talk, this will still open
the path to get her to bed
eventually.
Also, avoid pick-up lines unless
you master the art of seduction.
If you don’t do it right, then you
will definitely look phony.
First online sex, then
real sex
Women are more uninhibited
when using online chats. If you
are able to get some online sex
then it will be a lot easier to get
laid when meeting her in person.
Even if a woman is not willing to
have online sex now, she will
trust you and it will be easier to
get her into bed.
Become irresistible for
her
Meeting a girl is one thing, but
convincing her to have sex is
another. Building a woman’s
desire is the best tool you have
to get her to bed. Even if a
woman really likes you, this does
not imply she will have sexual
intercourse or online sex with
you. You need to learn how to
turn her on. This is not as hard
as you may think, because deep
down women are as Hot as
men, but they hide it better.
This is true in both the online
and offline world. Don’t ask her
directly that you want online sex;
just keep teasing her until she
naturally accepts to do it with
you. Then, you can arrange to
meet in person and have sex in
the flesh.
The best time to take
action
The best time to begin arousing
her is when you have been
speaking with her for some time.
When this occurs, she is going to
have a particular level of comfort,
allowing you to become more
daring in your attempts to get
into her pants.
It may take some time to reach
this point, but you can begin
arousing her once she seems
interested in you. It is preferable
to wait a little longer than ruining
everything for rushing things. If
the woman is not confident with
you, any insinuation is going to
scare her off.
In other words, you cannot get
laid when your timing is not
right. There are many ways to
arouse a girl, but basically you
need to turn her on once you
know she feels comfortable and
likes you. Read her signals and
you will know when the time is
right.
Use the perfect timing
After a woman is aroused, you
don’t want to wait too long. It is
important to create a comfortable
environment where she can
share her feelings and
experiences, but if this goes for
too long you may end up stuck
in the “friend zone”. Keep in
mind that you may get a last-
minute resistance from her, but if
you keep pushing on in a subtle
way she will finally give in; don’t
be too pushy either, because this
may also be a sign that she isn’t
ready yet.
Learning how to get laid is an art
rather than science. With enough
knowledge and practice, you will
be able to get any woman
into bed successfully. Remember,
using online chats as your first
point of contact is a great helper,
and will get you half way in your
objective of getting laid.

fecosequence:
borow sense if u no get..inu?

guy no vex...but u foolish ooo

I'm sure they are igbo girls... na them dey mumu like that

Cholls:
my brother who cares so long they dont stop me from having their cookies.

me too ooooo.... anything other than that is story for the gods

the way she ride.... damn she's a rough rider

Mhizizzy:
Simple

I wont visit my boyfriend wen I don't want to get down

shoro niyen?

hahahahaha can't stop laughing