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BigDick70inch:
Lol.....
Thanks.....
Bro......I really have dis small stature they might end passing as small boy tho....

No worry when they see the small stature and discover you have 70 inch gbola, you will immediately qualify

Maxymilliano:
WhiteMoney should start with Ibo version of Ebute Metta remix

He should sing a song called:

'Sit at home'

or

'Ndi Jew'

superCleanworks:
all this for a man's attention.
and some men refuse to recognize that they are kings.
Please get money and be a King and watch how babes do all this wahala for your attention.

You go even dive enter her kpekus if she open for you.

Or are you gay?

virginprincess:
Of course i would,how my brother choose to spend his money is non of my business.

I feel like adding you to the list of Nairaland girls I would love to fvck

BigDick70inch:
Ok bro.....
Pls connect me to a job in island abeeg......
Being a graduate since 2018......thanks

I go see if I go fit find you one lonley madam.

They pay well for home services but you know they might need you codedly in other ways too

Make she continue till one day some hor.ny Ex convicts wey she the rehabilitate go Bleep am wotowoto

BigDick70inch:
Can a man apply

No.
Ladies only and she must be between 20 and 27 years of age.

Ukraine should Just invite Jeon aka Fati2001 to go into the front line and into russian territory and spread her legs.

the stench from the kpekus will anhiliate all russian troops

better still they should try to drop her panties into russian troops water source. It will be worse than a nuclear attack

A full-time female house help is needed in Lekki in a house owned by a bachelor

The house help must have the following qualities:

She must be exposed,

she must be presentable,

Must have an average command and above in the use of english.

Should be a good cook.

she must be between 20 and 27 years of age

Salary is 80,000 naira monthly.

Feeding and accomodation will be taken care of.

Holla at me if you are interested.

Paparazzi109:
That yr when my aunt saw my gbola at just 13yrs she screamed and from then dey call me anaconda boy

Siofra, JennyClay and Rozross will soon start looking forward to meeting you

meobizy:
Thirteen year olds all over this thread.

35 year old mature woman I tell you.

So when are you inviting me to your wedding

Ready100:
As a man, you should know that woman are naturally wicked. That's why God remove blood from their system every month. ....

the concentration of evil in the blood has to be reduced monthly via menstration

If she let me get to the stage of her seeing my gbola, We must fvck period.

Appendicitis na story for the gods.

Lungdick:

Two fresh pus.sies for you.

I recieve in JESUS name.

Jeon:
Paradisevirgin , why did you switch? is that account blocked?
Anyways
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Can you explain why you are alergic to intelligence?

siofra:
Eyah, she realised too late that menascum


No man is worth dying for. RIP ma'am.

The husband is ugly by the way.

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7339923/woman-dies-accident-while-chasing

she had expired kpekus so the husbank whent to rent kpekus outside

VeryWickedMan:
Tramadol get female

I swear na Tramadol my brains first register when I see that name.

Our dear Tramadol that was N100 per card of 10 capsules of 100mg is now like N400 for 1 100mg capsule

Michelle70:
broke lord

Na 1k you the pay Ashawo to kpansh?

Michelle70:
yen yen yen.

U are broke dazzol, ordinary 1k weh u go spend on someone nai make u run

1k na 20 shots of roots for Iyawo place oh!

E go do me for complete 2 days

Me na strictly Oshofree as a rugged man.

I no the pay for kpekus...

I either get it for free or take it by force...

No apologies

Reminds me of one crack addict I met in Abuja named Tracy

Then she was schooling in Uni Abuja, so she said.

AlexBells:
We have a country called Nigeria and we have a region also called Biafra you have Oduduwa comprising the 5 western state as Lagos is no man's land and forfeited to Nigeria ehile Ilorin is forfeited to Fiulani

Their problem not mine..

As long as Fulani and IPOB stay away from Benue

Rozross:
Yeye man, see as woman dy beat am

I would love to beat you up and fvck you good.

Give you a black eye and make you suck my dick..

I will hold a taser to your neck in case you try to bite.


You kpekus will be sore for a week

AlexBells:
Shebi na una talk say una get una own country called Oduduwa avd Arewa so why meddle with Nigerian affair

We have a country called Nigeria. You have your own called Biafra occupied by the OSU tribe consisting of 5 states

Weirdcamila:
Keep deceiving yourself. Girls including reverend sisters are all same . God created eve himself and he wasn’t still loyal to God . And you expect a woman you married to be faithful and loyal ? Lol
The jokes on you holyman

How far, I need one of your sisters...
Hope their kpekus is not yet a sinkhole.

The younger the better as long as she is 18+

She must be OshoFree since it is for hookup and not Ashawo

AlexBells:
I will tell you who will vote Biafrans if you tell me who will vote Oduduwa abd Arewa citizen if not Oduduwans and Ariwans respectively

Shebi na una talk say una get una own country called Biafra aka IPOB and your leader is Nnamdi Kanu.. so why meddle in Nigerias' affairs?

Naajjii:
Who are you and who are the we ? Hope you are not nyamiri?

I can never be Nyammiri

I am Benue itself

AlexBells:
I saw in one of your post where you said you visiting Enugu, since you have been trolling me since your days as Kwara rat, why not let's meet in Enugu you deserve welcoming to Coal City lol.

are you pro IPOB?

AlexBells:
Today they need the over dominating and Atogant Igbos to save their sorry ass from the blood sucking terrorists lol

Who go vote Biafran Indigen for Nigerian Election if not only the Biafrans themselves.

People who have a landmass of 5 states combined that is not up to Benue State

Benue is pro south, but Benue wants nothing to do with the south east IPOB

IPOB should get this knowledge to sink into their skull and marinate their brain

JewsAreSatanic:
Why won't you say this?

OSU land grabber.

What concerns the south with the north?

We want a return to regional governance and not a one parasitic one Nigeria.

Benue should join the south and be part of Cross River and Akwa Ibom alongside Taraba in a regional govt known as Benue Rivers.

Rivers and Bayelsa should be reunited to Rivers region


Edo and Delta to the old Bendel.

SW as western region.

The rest of the north can exist as one northern region

While you remain in your OSU region

This is the only solution to peace and progress .

Naajjii:
How are they north in theory? Keep deceiving yourselves.

We are middle-belt not north..


Nigeria is not divided into 2 like they claim.

It is into 3 in my own opinion.

North, middle-belt and south

All independent of each other