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virginprincess:
Aren't you happy you saw someone helping you,assuming she refuse to help when you called her you will still be the one to complain that girls are wicked and heartless, she is helping you now but you are still complaining because you are not able to fulfill your evil agenda,most nigeria men are truly not worth helping.

I love the fact she is a cheerful giver

virginprincess:
No,but it is very difficult for a guy and a girl to sleep on the same bed without anything happening.

Especially when you sleep on the same bed with me

Corridon:
Just look at her wrinkled and worn out evil face. A malnourished sickle cell patient. Jailing her for ten years won't be a bad idea.

What do espect from Aboki professor

flejnr2:
Amala next

Then finally Ewedu

You don finish Yoruba people be that

mariahAngel:
Kuku go on hunger strike.

MariahAngel

Still got you on my mind

Laggafin:
If FG Bans ponmo.. I will go on exile

But they cannot ban the kponmo in between a ladys' legs

Sisterfire how thick is your kponmo?

DisLifeSha:
Go and marry

Won't change me wanting to knack D'banjs' wife

Ikennaford:
I'll spend 56million on my roof next month,and it'll power 8flats,16a.c infact everything in my house, don't want to join national grid,is waste of fund

Modified..

I forgot to add street lights,is about 40,I don't like all these little pannel street lights,e no deh last,..

I'll dedicate my house on my birthday next year March 25th,when I'll turn 30,,

We hear

jeromestarks:
If you're one of those who desire a pure and happy marriage which will last a lifetime, then you must desire a virgin woman.
Look for a virgin woman in the following places
1. Her father's house: Look for a family with a decent lifestyle where you live. Find a way to become friends with any of this family members. Observe the girl you want in this family and chat with her. Then go ahead to inform her parents of your intention to marry their daughter.
Happy home awaits you.

2. Through your friends: Ask your "bad boys" to tell you about any good girl in their neighborhood. Those bad boys know which girl is responsible and which girl is fvcked by boys. They know the bitches. So tell them you need a good girl who is pure and they will lead you directly to the door step of a true woman. Chat with her, go on a date and visit her family.
Happy home awaits you.

3. In prayers: You can do like my uncle who prayed for virgin and exactly one month later, a virgin walked up to him and asked him to help her carry some items she bought to take to school. They got talking and today, they are married happily. She was a virgin. He said that from her dressing he knew she was a virgin (decent, clean girl with a steady gait and a graceful walking posture).

If you want a serious relationship, never look for a girl in
a. University ( most of them are used by yahoo boys and they don't even know).
b. On social media ( most of them have guys they sex chat with and fvck.)
c. In church choir ( believe me or not, these girls are religious oloshos).
d. Hausa girls ( Their religion don't have problem with virginity. No teaching in their holy book which mandates you to marry a virgin so most of their girls do shitty things. Some get fvcked outside their house in the night by guys who rides motorcycles. They will sit in the dark and hide the guy inside that their big cloth. The guy will lick, finger, fvck and release. We see many of them here in sokoto).
d. Jobless girls looking classy. (No need for long story. You already know how she maintains her expensive lifestyle)

Jeon aka Fati2001, come and see where you belong in red

EzeNwaanyiMmili:
sorry dear
I categorized them as north

God bless Middle belt

Oh! I categorize South East as south


South East, South West and South South are all south, so why complain?

Since Middle belt, North East and North West are all North

goldfish27:
Its very simple "Babe down there stinks like a dead rat"

Those once that smell down there like fish, I heard measures can be taken to correct that.

But you see that dead rat smell wey Evelyn get! Nothing wey that girl been no the use to try stop the smell to no avail.

You don't need to touch her to know if she is wet. The second it gets wet boom the oozing announces that madam don dey turned on.

Evelyn I wonder her your kpekus state go be now

wizod:
Just put ur finger there and bring it to her nose, then ask her what she sensed. That is a mature way to tell her

Fish

MrBrownJay1:
many women have stinking totos for different reason and there is no way you can help her, but telling her (respectfully) that she has a foul odour between her legs. its important that you say that BEFORE the sex and dont mount her, because you would be a damn hypocrite if you tell her that after you have fukced her (if you could fukc her through that fish smell, then she may think its no big deal)

who can even keep a hardon after such nostril destroying smell?

We have one here that has been complaining of vaginal discharge and odour.

Her name is fati2001 aka Jeon.

What do you have to say to her?

MatrixReloaded:
Don't be fo0lish

Na legit question...


You don't like the truth at all

nlfpmod abeg come Carry this thread go front page make people wey fit give us answer fit see am respond

AfonjaFula:
QUIET AND DESOLATE

This is a responds to a formal thread
https://https-www-nairaland-com/7345139/fate-igbos-lagos-after-election?iorg_service_id_internal=1646953538912597%3BAfqQvVrXNXmtFP3g

The below picture is from Lebanon.
My statistics regardless the multi-national companies etc in the big-city, that with the Igbos being its driving force, pls we should trade carefully.

It will be free from crime and nuisance.


80% of Nigerian criminals are from the yeast farm lands of red waste

EzeNwaanyiMmili:
rubbish post


I rather see Atiku win than Tinubu

Tinubu presidency is dead before arrival.

sane Nigerians have rejected him

where will he get votes ?
SE is no go area
SW apart from his urchins , real Omoluabis and intellectuals in SW have rejected him totally.
North he'll struggle to get reasonable votes in the North because except you're living in a fools paradise you'll realise that the north is going for their brother Atiku.
Middle belt is no go area because what Middle belt saw in Apc their mouth no fit talk am.
you don't expect such people to vote the very person romancing murderous herdsmen because of their votes.
South South will be between Obi and Atiku because no reasonable southerner will want to reinforce failure called Apc through the agbado munching gorilla Tinubu.

so I ask again where and how will Tinubu win ?
which region will he sweep ?
the only hope of the agbado munching urchins is federal might because they're in power but buhari I know will not interfere in this election and it will be level battle field.

so projecting Tinubu to win is you being mischievous and propagating a paid agenda which we all know already.

Tinubu will never be president
God will not abandon Nigeria in the hands of Tinubu.

God bless igbos
God bless real Omoluabis
God bless North.
God bless other tribes in Nigeria.

thunder scatter Tinubu urchins.

So the Middle belt no exist again.

Na only North west, south west and South East dey Nigeria


Emeka-Bias the worry you

Pwettylinda:
FTC to me

Who no like better thing? Any sensible and sound lecturer who has the opportunity to pursue his career outside and is still in Naija is a big fool.

Nigeria won't get better even in the next 30 years

Let's not deceive our selves it's not working. If you have the opportunity to japa pls do it fast.

Nigerians and our leaders have failed to address One Major Problem facing us, unless this is treat we won't move forward at all.

NIGERIA ETHNIC GROUPS ARE NOT COMPATIBLE, WE ARE NOT MEANT TO EVEN COEXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE. THESE ETHNIC GROUPS SHOULD BE COUNTRIES ON THEIR OWN.

Let's tell our selves the simple truth, trabalism has finished us. Non of the ethnic groups like themselves and we all wished we were never together.

Even if Nigeria must move forward a fresh new start is a must, fresh agreement and constitution is a must otherwise.

We will continue like this, elections upon elections won't save us

Spread your legs for me and I will sponsor you out of Nigeria

Lalarsticlala:

Fraudsters have hacked into an old generation bank
[color=#000000] somebody should help to spot out which bank is an old generation Bank Biko
I no won hear say na so my small thing take loss [/color]

UBA, Union, First Bank, Eco

Uyi2017:
Wrong network

That guy wey say make you mail am go scam you..

Use your head. Nothing like recovery

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Photos below:

That d'banj wife go nice to fvck wotowoto

MuMuOnBail:



The both women should be freed it is a case of two fighting.

I was told by a witness,

That the professor has a degree in Mix Martial Art, that was why she was able to beat the hell out of the police woman.

The witness also said that the Professor bicycle kick was so brutal on the police woman, that she forgot her name and started speaking in British accent.


NO MORE QUESTIONS, THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER

THANKS

I wish to see professor do that bicycle kick in her hijab and tufatarwa

Weray people full this forum

Zonefree:
Why assigned Police Orderly to a professor

I wan ask the same question

Jeon:
Are you sure you were married and a widower?

Cuz you are not even up to a teen [13 ] because of the things you post sometimez.

If it were your gender in Aboki land.. 13 years is good to go

After all Mohammed started collecting Aisha's kpekus wotoporiosly when she was 9 years old

How are your almajiri pikins?

superCleanworks:
your inability to read and understand is not my problem.

You inability not to know how to make a point is your misfortune

HRprof:
Are you a rapist

A civilized one

Rozross:
Rubbish, you can’t alter nature, the earlier you know the better for you.

Just like how your kpekus will one day expire kpatakpata..

Make maximum use of its salvage value now