₦airaland Forum

Kingozymandias:
Your TV looks like it was made by Tecno or INFINIX

Na itel make am oh

LeoDeKing:
Behave like pigs?

Lemme just keep quiet, because one has to be careful with the use the word "pig" on nairaland these days before my mention is filled up with with tears.

Have you eaten Pig meat and Yam before?

I heard the combo is called Yam-miri Pigs

SultanOfPuna:
You need deliverance for your ignorance

Ignorance of what exactly?

Ignorance of the physics, chemistry and twisted psychology behind kpekus?

Carndidlaydee:
If your dad had said the same thing would you be here spewing trash

Making a Baby mama that shits children ain't difficult


You are a potential one sef.

After our parents generation, nothing else is left.

#BabyMamaGeneration

Reminderz:
the red flags are always there, but chose to ignore ...

the wages of simping is pain and heartbreak

Breakfast pro max

Rozross:
Don’t let a husband stops you from finding the love of your life. ZoneFree I hope you agree with this as well.

Ashawo

Ekejoestar:
Get ready to answer Daddy, don't you know she can hang the pregnancy on your head?

You DNA has mixed with the foetus so there's no escape for you, better start saving money for pampers

E the feed the pikin sour cream for belle

If it turn out to be a girl child and she grows to her teenage age and start gobbling dick and swallowing cum, the mother will start wondering why it is so

wiseone28:
Who cares i wasn't born with money so I won't die with it

At least die with sense

Carndidlaydee:
Where in abuja does she stay you this perv.

I love that word pervert


I am doing the pervert movement foundation thing.

#ProudPervet

OKEMKPI:
U lied it is 20gb ,10gb normal data while 10gb for only YouTube night use

You don't use Airtel if you say this.


You are an impersonator

Airtel

gambojimeta:
Eiye killing confra.
Fulani killing tiv e.t.c

IPOB and ESN killing patriotic Nigerian Igbos

wiseone28:
All these Biggy and pac wannabe unknown rappers

Wey still get game, fame and money pass you and your house hold

gulfer:
Fear women, hope the location posting and deleting is not linked to the s assassination

What do you think?

She fit be accomplice

SisterFire:
...
If you lack the love of sisterfire you so much love then in ur next life u shall have sisterfire (someone looking like her ) to urself cheat on her and go mad.

It is you I want, not a substitute

SisterFire:
...He will be one of those fighting political asslickers in his next life time and might not be sent to this earth( Nigeria ) if nigeria has been raided of bad leaders. He will be sent to pararrel Nigeria worst than this.
He can't enjoy sweats of good patroits.
Do not envy sarrki but cry for him .
Life and death is a turncoat same with as life and next life.

How about our love life in the next life?

fergie001:
Wetness dey cause loss ooooooo

He will keep slipping and falling

It is always slippery when wet

Kingsmm55:
Guy enjoy the free kpekus!!

The girl kpekus don enter one chance

Her legs must open

Rozross:
We already know it’s free sex that has occupied your mind, you can deceive others but not me

Yes.. cohabit with me and I fvck you for free.

The likes of habiba, Sarah, Jenifer, Isabella

Omo! I really bang kpekus


Iyaebe come and live with me biko

Zee0007:
That's why I pitied Harry. Forget love. When you are down to nothing, that's when you will know what existed wasn't love but infatuation.

Harry too married a used kpekus.

His half-cast wife is a former divorcee

Rozross:
Most Nigerians will prefer to be jailed here. May God See NIGERIA through this difficult times

I want to go to jail in Norway..chai

I will illegally go there and commit a crime

I go find one girl wey the behave like iyaebe, track her on a lonely street, Yank off her clothes and dick her kpekus then surrender myself for arrest.
I will plead guilty in court

This one wan use her kidney comot from poverty

Make she no go uSe am buy iPhone 14 shaa

NwaMamaIwota:
I love guns too

we're meant for each other

Boogyman557 come and show her your old Kala

fergie001:
Me ryt now:

While DJ cuppy is getting wet

sarrki:
President Muhammad Buhari and governor hope uzodinma in owerri today

God bless Muhammad Buhari

God bless hope uzodinma

God bless federal republic of Nigeria

Sisterfire

Ndibunna:
IPOB should gazette it's name into terrorist HALL OF SHAME..

Few remaining IPOB terrorists will rush here to tell they are APC members and not Igbos

Others will tell us that the people came to check if it was buhari or Jubril

The ruminating Ipob terrorists will tell us they were hired...Indeed Ipobs are cursed.
Ipobs only destroy but has never built any.

But the video tells us plainly that the crowd there are Igbos anticipating and cheering Buhari on his arrival.

Long live Nigeria

Igbo kwenu


Make mama Nneka give every IPOB member 1 tie of Mpkirummiri

Bill's on me

Pocohantas, MariahAngel and Gloryhomemaker. Please come and take advantage of me like this

It doesn't change the fact that I want to fvck some nairalanders

He will still fry in prison.

Na only one charge

Long live Igbo Jews

Long live Yam-miri

Nigerian lawyers only dwell on technicalities which are loopholes in our constitution and judicial process.

I thought there was a sentence attached to disrespecting the Naira?

Righteousness2:
Wow! Wow! Wow!
This is impressive and commendable.

Abeg the school administrators should strive to Maintain this.

Please do you have a cute sister above 18years.

I need a God fearing girl who will always be available to help me out anytime I have conji

The bigger the nyash and boobs the better