₦airaland Forum

Medianna:
Its like you like dating your female teachers.
Which one is 'expensive eatery' again?
Please grow up!

Promise me you will never wear shimmy and I promise I will date you

efelicity:
I met my former teacher while on my way to my friend's house. After exchanging pleasantaries she said she was going for a singles meeting then i asked if she wasn't married..her response was "for where? I'm happily single" but i knew she was just saying that. I demanded to ask her out, without waste of time she accepted. Last night i took her to an expensive eatery and we ate some fried rice, meat pie and chiken. I proposed a relationship and immediately she accepted me.



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Obamamessi aka BarrackRonaldo aka Messi1 aka febdghshshshsv


You think say mods go still lubricate your anus this time?

SisterFire:
... And so ,it's better than calling me a devoted christian.

Let's go to church service together next Sunday.

I promise to give you hot sex there after

SisterFire:
... I am coming for u right there in your dream.

You will cum for me soon

SisterFire:
Holyman12 you did the right thing .
But how can I answer u when u are infatuated with me . You are not a serious man to be taken serious .
This is account is a troll account use another that is void of trolling.

Hey my Sexy demon...

Spread thy legs for me

ugbarreta:
Sorry, Chioma is a professional chef �‍� and that’s a career. For your information anyways, Chioma graduated from Babcock university

Person wey dropout for third year

Lamanii22:
This is extremely funny… lord let my wedding go well in Jesus name ooo

Amen.. our wedding will go without hitches

Natbrowny:
Putting THE END as if na movie.

Well marriages nowadays na movies

See d pic of d dude grabbing that ass.

Daaaaaamn

Omo, I envy the guy

siofra:
I love this for her

She's not going to take nonsense from any Nigerian man.

Every woman must be single like you

Obakoolex:
That bitch that left him won't be happy about this news
Steffcondom abi wetin be her name

I go fvck that babe without condom..

If she like make she give me AIDS..I don't care

pocohantas:
Time to buy Oraimo done reach.
Anything for Burna my love.

Burna boy will soon start advocating for animal rights

Elephants must be saved in Nigeria

Techm8:
Buena boy already recording "your Bluetooth speaker is ready to pearl" for Oraimo to use in future audio products

Werey

Pocohantas, that was cute of you

Nelbless:
Good morning house,

I write this with a cloud of confusion over my head.

I have a kid sister, our last born who stays with my parents, she is well taken care of in every possible way, but appear to be the black sheep of the house, as she is extremely sturbbon and rebellious, need i say she is the last born of the family, which places her in the state of not wanting or lacking anything at all.

Anyways I will try my best in making this as brief as I can, my sister is notorious for being too trusty, emotional, a social media maniac ......I mean on several occasions she had been saved from ill fate of being kidnapped by ritualists, these episodes cants be shared here cos they are numerous, we as her family realizing these trend about her, placed a restriction on her movement, which implies she is not allowed seeing anyone we do not know or her making friends or visiting them without our knowing who they are.

Just on Saturday which is two days ago, she told us her girl friend ,(someone about 7 years older than she is, a single mother) is siçk, she seek visiting her, we okayed that, only to find out she had played us in other to visit someone she had met on Facebook far far away, she did came back same Saturday very late though.

Before then my mom had confronted the supposed sick lady only to find out all was a ....

Upon her return she was scolded......only for her to pick few of her stuffs and run away on Sunday, then we discovered , that somehow her girl friend to give us the phone number of the boy she had visited, she tipped us into believing she must have encouraged her to run away or maybe away of the stranger my sister might have ran to.

WE INTEND PICKING THE GIRL THIS MORNING WITH POLICE FOR QUESTIONING, BUT SOME OF MY SIBLINGS ARE INSISTING WE ALLOW MY SISTER BE AS SHE HAVE BEEN SCREAMING FOR FREEDOM FOR LONG, INSISTING SHE WILL RUN AWAY SOMEDAY.

AM CONFUSED PLEASE, COS THIS IS ON THE VERGE OF BEING A DENT ON MY FAMILY

The glory of penis can never be underestimated

Watianoengineer:
She said I will never have kids but today I'm happily married with 9 kids. 6 boys, 3 girls

Just add 2 more make e complete become football team

Stawner16:
She kicked me in my balls. No porn intended

Una fit born another pikin so?

BritishAirways:
Naa my own be this. Naa my living room be my room and parlor

Omo see likes
If I can convert these likes lasan

I see you always have breakfast in bed

dontrulee:
Nawa ooo
My future wife no fit try this nonsense with me
Deny me sex?
Behave irrational?
Impossible!

Bro, to tell you the truth, you're part of the problem. And solving this is not too difficult.

Omo! I will become a proud rapist should she even try .

I will rape her.

Marital Rape non apologist I am

LikeAking:
He will God undicmatized her?

He will send Angel Gabriel

Siofra, why are you people like this?

Aufbauh:
The guy is so scared to his pant.
The fear of online militants and ESN foot soldiers is crucial to his longevity.

Piggyeasterner:
the Boy is afraid of his life
everybody knows that IPOB terrorist can kill him for the perceived 'mistake' of his Father

You are wise..

ugbarreta:
Kindly mention your mom’s asset when she was Chioma’s age and now. Please I’m asking this respectful, no intention to insult please.

She had education .


Chioma no go school

Fake news.

Chioma lost her only asset (Ifeanyi)

I would have bought it but my sweetheart pocohantas won't be needing it.


She needs something with more 'therapeutic fats and oil'

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SisterFire:
...
Who will judge me?

Enjoy my sexy attention this minute because u might never experience this pleasure of chatting me again.

HIGH FIVE SON OF GOD

Sexy demon... Can I come spread your legs?

I will fvck you good... You will forget about your husband


Has fman had a share of you yet?

pocohantas:
Give me back my money o, before I embarrass you here.

Hello dear... It's been a while.

1 week seems like years.


There is a nice quote I stumbled upon during my 1 week holiday and it was very inspiring.
I just had to share it with you

It says in pidgin. "No matter di weight of elephant, e no go fit cause earthquake"

AyePappy:
Fool

I have always known that Islam was a creation of Jews to rid the Middle East and especially Palestine of Christianity.

Even his earliest companion, Abu Bakr who was also Mohammed's father in-law through Aisha and who will later become the First Caliph after Mohammed's death was Jewish. He even has an entry in the Jewish Encyclopedia where he was declared as a Jew by Jewish sources.

But it gets worse, because I just found out that one of Muhammad’s favorite wives was Safiya, a Jewish woman who belonged to the Banu Nadir, a Jewish tribe based in Medina (Yathrib).

Muhammad, however, made clear that she was his wife, making Safiya one of the “Mothers of the Believers” — the veritable Jewish mom of Islam.

Even today, the name “Safiya” (also spelled “Safiyya,” “Safiyah,” and “Safiyyah”), meaning “pure,” is a popular feminine name among Muslims.

Under Jewish law, a Jewish girl can only marry a Jewish man — one who has a Jewish mother or who has converted to Judaism. Fortunately, the marriage was kosher because Muhammad was in fact a Jewish man — with an overbearing Jewish mother of his very own.

Muhammad’s mother, Amina, was Jewish.

Muhammad’s Jewish connections extend even beyond his Jewish mother, Amina, and his Jewish wife, Safiya.

Abu Bakr the P!mp

How will a human pim his 6 year old daughter to a man for marriage.

Then Mohammed ended up consummating the marriage when Aisha was 9years old

Son of Ishmael. Chai



Cc Jeon aka Fati2001