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Hardon all day anytime...baba i hail ooo.

House rent!!! before u know 2yrs don finish,na to renew am oo..e dey vex me sha but wetin man go do na...

sykeng:
Baba as for me I don't have that time anymore to be chasing girl up and down,at times if I even think about the hurdles I ll pass through in asking a call out. My time, money etc, I ll just let go. because if God can even make night to become day, hustlers go happy oooo, for now since we still have day and night, no time for bullshit. make the girls them pack well.

Gbam....3crates of any brand of ur choice...u just nailed it....salute

I quite agree with her...dat heavenly feeling wen d both of u moan and cum togeda..no feeling beats dat feelng.

Konji go b ur next door neighbour be dat....i doubt if u can do without a woman.except u wan turn gay.













Ur life....ur decision

onecornerboy:
URINE......! CHAIII WHAT ARE WE TURNING INTO....!! I HEARD SOME USE TO SNIFF THE VAPOUR COMING OUT OF PIT TOILET HOW TRUE IS IT?

So true bro...av seen some groups of mallams doing dat shit all in d bid to get high...

Click like if u are tired of reading relationship problems.!!

Lol..dis not d op's story,is a copy and paste story.av even forgotten d title..av read (red) d full story...and people are busy advicing d op..lol..

DIYhackers:
People with unstable mind giving advice and unstable minds are seconding.

Trust a woman at ur own peril.

I can't make out wit a lady without pre-intimacy..where am i hurrying to? except of cuz we just down for a quickie..

Am collins work and reside in owerri,am seriously in search of a girlfriend,a nubile lady I can share ideas with,(hopefully a relationship dat can lead to marriage)am 26, tall,fair in complexion,helplessly romantic,not perfect,am not a good guy neither am i a bad guy,and am well to do.not rich but comfortable.any interested lady should pls hit me up on whatsapp with this number..07087448021.thank u all..

Guy continue na

I just don't know d pleasure people derive from sleeping wit prostitutes...even been aware of d fact dat every tom dick and harry sleeps wit dem..dats d last tin i will do no mata aw konjidized i may be.I rather masturbate..#spits

pweshboi:
Lol... Walahi I don forget wetin to type, laugh no just gree me

Funny guy...

NeeKlaus:
True, Bruh. I doubt if any girl can shatter my heart the way Arsene Wenger has done. My heart is now as strong as Iya Awero's Undone Beans.

Lol I dey feel u my nigga...u are mouthed jor

MissRaine69:
That was cold!

So u still awake?

MissRaine69:
That was cold!

lol

Earthbound:
An ex took my phone and text my friend that I couldn't come out to watch an Arsenal match we had agreed to watch together. When I was about to leave, she confessed to what she had done. I didn't want to rescind the text and tell my guy what happened so as not to look emasculated for my guy eye. I decided to call and make up a lie. When I asked why she did it, she said whenever I go out to watch an Arsenal game, and we perform badly, I'm always withdrawn and she wants to make the best out of our weekend together. I couldn't stay mad at her. Instead we watched the game from our hotel room and alas Arsenal lost the game 3-1 to Manchester Utd. at home!

I just laff at girls dat tink dey can break an ardent arsenal fan's heart,wen probably dey are used to heart break from der team..

Am an extremely jealous dude,and is rili affecting my relationships,is a part of me I rili want to get over with cos it breeds abt distrust and unnecessary dramas in my relationships..and someone is here looking for a man wit d same trait...it is well...

Move d fvck on bro...she ain't interested and u shud respect her opinion..

Dat lady at his back seems like she is receiving head...
just observing sha

chivera018:
lol, i guess every one was once shy

Yea u rite babe....

All dis relationship palava....I just prefer fwb...relationships dis days is just so draining and stressful...

PrimadonnaO:
Please, it's okay for an unmarried spinster to be in her parent's house. She's a lady that is necessarily under her father, and ideally, the man who wants to marry her comes to her father's house to seek her hand in marriage. That's the culture.

But that isn't the case for a man. A man looking at settling down should have begun the process of leaving his parents...And setting up a home in preparation to start his own family.

U are mouthed...whats ur brand? Henessy vs/vsop,baileys,Smirnoff vodka,red label,or jack daniels.. choose ur choice pls

Op u just wan show ursef.we don see u.next pls

Op u just want show ursef..next pls

@op its normal I was once like dat..mine will b as if I want to fall down my legs wont b dat firm on d ground,i go just dey shake like person wey get epilepsy..chai.but dat was den....just learn to b confident,been shy as a guy is not atttactive to me as a guy not to talk of dem ladies..just give it time u will b good.dis life sha

chivera018:
Na wa ooo... And if am walking in front of a handsome boy, i will feel awkward and try to change my walking step and if am behind, i walk very slow Lol... So boys too dey shy.

Lol so u dey shy like dis? I was once like dat sha.

Its normal bro..u just av to build ur confidence..wit time u wil come out strong and bolder...u must b an introvert I guess.

Deadrat have a point tho..I can relate

I love doz boobs...damn

CAPSLOCKED:

THIS IS WHY I BUY MY GIRL CRAYONS, ROPES, SCREWDRIVERS,.. AND SO MANY OTHER THINGS SHE DOESN'T NEED.

BE WISE FELLAS.

Guy u funny die...I don laff fall for ground

SteveMarvic:
baba,ah be novice for the game nah,help me for this weekend game

Bro play dis game..d booking code..6TD2MVL...make w try luck..u can still comot or change any game u no like.