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Madam, you better DON'T even give it a try; you're on the cusp of bringing unmerited issues that could make your husband finally go haywire....... as long as he gives you all the attention you need from him - leave him, when the time is right, he'll change....... And if he doesn't, live with it.......

Scammers scamming the scams nowadays

This one wey never blow yet don go draw tattoo for body. Smh

The guy never get him green card yet

Vick4rill:
ODE!! if you dont want her to quote u in a public forum go and use the one your forefathers establish.

Mature minds will NEVER do what you just did, dude; what you just said was trash of the first order; you should have kept quiet.... Learn to stay off ladies feuds next time.

The bigger; the better enjoyment he gets

Booda OP, How can i come and be checking out a mannequin's cleavage when i have not finishing looking at human beings' own..

As if he's practising what he preached ?!!!!!! The idiot will be straffing our beautiful girls upandan, then place an embargo on them by giving dem big stomachs.. Idiot fellow....... Abi his fellow idiots too wanna quote me wrong ??

Some ladies will just be doing make-over, maybe na make-up una dey call ham like a primary school kid learning how to paint with crayon.... Quote me if ata kuku will not fall on you oo...

VERY SIMPLE! Tell your nephew that s.ex is a gender that differentiates human beings i.e a male and female! I hope your curiosity is satisfied now?

Them don f.uck themselves finish be that

People are just telling the OP to play on, and act like nothing is happening until the baby is born- like it's that easy to bear such life-threatening matter in mind; but, did you remember to ask him if he has the mind to bear it till that time ? na high BP dey knock be that(by the time blood rushes into the brain, due to too much thoughts, you'll know maybe the woman in question won't move on with her gynae. best friend). So, the earlier the better, you gas act very fast and know where your fate lies; know the baby paternity on time, just to know if you're now a dad or not yet(the ball is in your court)

N.B: DNA testing can be done as early as the end of first trimester of pregnancy ...

Well OP, i pray the Good God that never fails for once see you through this little tribulation....

Oga o.. Diff. people with their own problems! Believe me, Life experiences like this cum personal experiences with series of relationship does instills a great deal of fear in my mind- which makes me afraid of getting serious with a lady, not to talk of even settling down...

JakeII:
Padi mi, I graduated from ACA in 2000.....the Millenium set, lol. But ACA is always in my DNA!

BABA! 2000! I still dey inside my mama's belly as that time of year..... I guess that should be Baba Babalola era, right
??

JakeII:
Proudly ACA, Integritas! St. Thomas Aquinas College, my great Alma Mater

But OP, are you sure about Oyemekun Grammar school? I think the founding year was 1960.

i finished 2010, what set are you, pls

I swear, my granny fine pass this one

Another crap products loading! All this phone manufacturers are just Lord of extortionists.

Lol, this reminds me of a time i was coming back from the bathroom after an afternoon cold shower, then my towel suddenly fell off me like something/ someone just pricked the fold loosed- that was the exact moment a neighbour that lived next door(lady) with her other 3 friends(2ladies and a guy) were returning from only God-knows-where- all in a chattering mood. All of a sudden, they froze when they realised the scene my idiot towel had created... No one could laugh; with a rapid rush of all the adrenaline in my body system, i quickly picked up my towel and wrap my thing before their eyes started to measure up the size... But thank God that they were Executives in one of the students' fellowship; i dunno what would have happened sha.

Fresca:
Old woman forming slay queen at her age

Modified: another bunch of village boys mentioning me, did u hear me call Kim kardashian or madonnas name here? Who says you can't slay and be decent at the same time? Even as young as I am, wearing tights like that is inappropriate.

But wait, ofcuz half of you fools on nairaland are sexually frustrated and you don't get to see Vagina a lot so that's why this picture has got you local champions excited

you're a damned pervert

NwaAmaikpe:


Ugly obese kids of a failed comedian.




I was expecting his kids to be married, only to see this.
By the time that girl writes common entrance Mr IBU will be using walking sticks.

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Moral
Marry early....even if you can't marry, just impregnate someone

for your mind now, you don talk sense... Failed comedian signing endorsement deals, doing cameos and all sort... Pele

Some bloggers could be so gullible at times sha.... Who tell you sey dem dey fight- abi no be just to create controversy for them to BLOW

NIGERIA, Weaklings of Africa

It's a sign of old age brother; why not cherish your old man why he's still alive now ??!!

Op, i need a sincere answer from you on what I'm about to ask you; Has this so-called girl been gotten laid by YOU before ??

MAYBE the babe give my guy tough time during the toasting period

Pelu gbogbo filtering machine

AIRFORCE! Godfather awon hands faller

Mumu post!

See question "What should I do" ?? MTCHEWW!!! Olodo oshi

Relationship palaver sha... Don't ask the girl what she's having with your so called friend that can't differentiate between "My Friend's Babe" and "A random girl".... Trust me on this, you'll become a weakling to her, if you ever try on earth try that sh*t ?? no girl ever want a weakling as a lover- by quizzing her what she's having with your friend; she don sabi your mumu button be that, she'll keep trampling on that weakness whenever things go wrong between you and her.... Better act like you don't give an "F" then find another girl or girls you can be having flings with; get caught by her on occasions. Bro, Thank me later on this...

It's nania biz, OP

chibuzorAbia:
Wanting the android phone (produced by other people) is the reason your Naira will continue to fall and the dollar continue to rise.

Your generations will continue to get poorer while those who produce the android phones will get richer.

Buyers lose, sellers gain. That is why we are always in FX crisis.

lol, this my friend here don vex above normal gauge; it's not good for your health, bro