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Ever since Bae had seen the page where this dude had proposed to his gf on nairaland; she's been like a bow-tie on my neck asking me when we're taking the next step too.

Awon omo booda mufu; mekaniki nih boys-quarters jatijati

OMG! I can't believe she's still a virgin.

Oga gan o

Achillesdam500:
I no know wetin happen between Dangote and his first wife o
But they still divorced even with his mammoth wealth
See ma bro the advice I do give guys most times is to stick with the mentality of 'Bros' over 'hoes' which is very subjective and relative
I hope you nab..
Most thinkable higher animals that appear in a supple body with two elements of different shapes and sizes on the surface of their thorax, disguising and making their counterpart go astray with the heavy content of either fat or poo on their natal cleft region, are nothing but an edifice of total destruction and brokenness.
So bro next time you accost such
Ask yourself.. What have I done for my "BROS"

OKODO ORO

That Number 3 reminds me of one of the numerous times i visited a girl in her hostel.... Smh, I wish i had a jazz then to transform her to a little girl; so that she can learn better culinary skills while growing to be a woman again; Her papa mama for happy for me baje - wetin be my own sef? Na her husband go dey suffer ham... Lemme rest my keypads here jhor

amani63:
no problem bro
Open your xender

ahh, i don't know if this my new Nokia 102 has xender o... I've checked the carton, i didn't see xender on its features icon; i hope I've not purchased its China version sha. I can't afford to miss that milionderful delicacy o

You've done well, brother... Abeg shey you fit inbox me my own share

Felvet:
Can someone help with this pls?

Hi Felvet, How are you and how is family ? i hope goitre is now a thing of the past now with the person that has it ? I Believe ''YES'', HALLELUJAH (1000 times)! Please, which drugs or medications did the person took ? Anticipating your reply, Ma!

julie89:
Thanks a lot dear

Hi Julie, How are you and how is family ? i hope goitre is now a thing of the past now ? I Believe ''YES'', HALLELUJAH (1000 times)! Please, which drugs or medications did you took ? Anticipating your reply, Ma!

See miracle that I just can't wait to experience; na im this man saw and fled like this. Na wa o

NwaAmaikpe:




It's not so much of a big deal as long as it is not on Adebayo Road.
The cost of 2 plots of land in Ado Ekiti will not even pay six months shop rent in Enugu.

(You can get a plot of land at Aduloju for as low as 180 thousand Naira.)

Kai, This guy is proving to know almost every damn places in the world.

Ori OP yi i ko pe rara; in fact, i don't know who get brain pass between you and Mosquito... If you dare ask me why; walahi, i go swear for you.

OP, Thank God I'm not on IG sha

See as this idiot allow me waste my MB sha... POC Madmosielle, this is obesity; not curvy, okay ? Just in case of another time. Good Girl

Them for test the man with 30 Million naira nah

Anything for the money.

That hole don turn canal be that o

This one is a ''L''

Whoever reads all the epistle should summarize it for me only in 3 letter words.

Bakayoko, Giroud, Hazard and Alonso to score tonight...

Huh!

So, this girl never use this guy garner enough fame already And the guy never too never make enough dough from the babe yet Kan mu ra si

And this girl's parents were full of happiness and beaming all smiles when they were christening a new born baby on the 8th day oo.. ?

Sir, I'll try and be brief as well - Life is damn to short to be unhappy or be held down by low lifers; with all what you'd narrated here, i see her as a kinda lady that doesn't need to be corrected due to her egocentric nature. It's evident she relishes the guy's company more than her marriage - more than you as well. If i were to advise my elder bro as well; this is what I'm gonna tell him... Those precious kids future are very important; relocate your kids to your place or your parents' before they stumble upon what they ain't mature to see yet someday, then channel that energy you've been wasting thinking about how your marriage gon' reform towards achieving more better goals than you've achieved already - let that your so-called wife enjoy her God forsaken company/ fling and lets see who laughs last... Shalom.

This is a first degree murder - firstly, the murderer was looking for something that could implicate him or probably the person that sent him/ her; judging by the way the room was ransacked. Second, the victim caught the murderer in the act of his property been ransacked.Third, realising this, their was a kinda tussle with the pair judging by the crimson colour stain on the wall i decipher to be blood. Fourth, the victim succumbed to the tussle and the murderer had an ample chance to shoot him dead. Fifth, due to an act of desperation, he feigned the gun on the victim's hand with a pretense that it was a suicide. Lastly, he escaped through the main door of the victim's room because the window is still intact.... The door that leads to the victim's room must have probably been broken or the murderer had a master Key on him/ her.

sexybbstar:
Love this!

love wetin ? Alabosi

Ewo awon Children ke! ... Very soon now, the oddity go dey trend like virus among our youths.. Adarada

MrEgghead:
True...Aladesaye David, science class.

ENGR. ALASH Baami... Tell him Sotta send his S/O to him whenever you sees him, bro

MrEgghead:
You were my senior but my brother graduated with you...

Baba, lemme jhor; there is no senior anywhere, abi dem dey use ham collect loan for CBN - In whatever thing we do in life, Success counts and never look down on anyone.... What's his name (your brother) ?

MrEgghead:
You forgot Mr corridor..Mr falegbe doesn't flog but his punishments are blunt and strenuous..

kai, How could I ?? I still remember one of his quote ''Ewure lo gbo ojo iku e, to tu n je ewe (it's a goat that will hear the date of its death and still be eating leaves)'' He suddenly entered SSS 3'5; come and see impromptu calmness and total silence, then he looked us keenly in the faces under his glasses, shook his head, then said that nonsense above, then walked out again. Throughout that day my brother, we were not ourselves... till date, none of the 2009/10 sets could decipher the meaning of the proverb.

Mr. Fakolu, Mr. Shevchenko, Lion Man, Mr. Bend Low, pastor Ajayi a.k.a. Marry the pole, Mrs. Efunsetan - If these guys flog you, ehnn.. your life bad factory settings would never ever scatter itself again......Those crazy days for ACA