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Tobiloba84:
Yes and as a matter of fact, thats what am doing now in University of Ibadan,

Pls bro, how were you able to do that with only your HND, even without PGD and also, are you running a professional Masters programme or Academic Masters programme.. Pls, enlighten me...

Luvdmx:
Yes you can. I also had HND (distinction)

I did my masters without PGD.

Hi, The masters honors you earned without PGD; was it MSC or MBA ??

Keep up with the investigation on what that doesn't concern you and allow the Angel of God that is about to bring your own wealth to miss you.

The rapid rate at which dollar is rising is even encouraging the more, most of our secondary school students and Graduates to venture into Yahoo Biz. I could swaer with my prick that very soon, Nigeria too would soon have G.boys Industry. #Quote Me

krissconnect:
*BREAKING NEWS!!!*The Federal Government of Nigeria under the leadership of General Muhammadu Buhari, APC, The Senate and National House of Assembly hereby announces to all Graduates, Undergraduates, University and Polytechnic Students, and Applicants that today is Tuesday 27th September 2016 and that tomorrow will be Wednesday 28th September, 2016.*Thank you for reading. You can now go back to what u were doing.

You don smoke your thing again this evening. Mura Si!

Destined2win:
Your brother brought the shirt from abroad and it looked washed?

Probably, it's okirika

Choi! This guy no get chill atal

My Blackberry Bold 5! Chiii, The thing can hang ehn; you go wan vex troway ham for canal but the money wey you take buy ham go tie your hand for back like criminal

God bless the blissful union. But make una remember, fight is for soldiers; so therefore, shun any misunderstanding that could lead to a fight. Happy Married Life once again

God bless the blissful union. But make una remember, fight is for soldiers; so therefore, shun any misunderstanding that could lead to a fight. Happy Married Life.

Wetin be all this nonsense nah; Omo Ales lawon Access Bank yi i sha... UNA FATHER!!!

desiji:
The Dream home

Hi, I would really commend you about the great job you've so far on that building project you posted on NL. In fact, I would love to learn more on it. in a few years, I hope to become a certified civil engr. if God's coming taries. Lastly sir, I would really be glad, if you can send me the building project plan. Thanks Sir

Deal got wrong

Some people are just saying different prices as if they're in a launching ceremony, that's how many so called builders/ engineers run into debt. How can you just pinpoint the actual price to construct a building project without its floor plan and the engineering drawing ? You don't even know the kind of Duplex the OP wants; maybe it's one with penthouse or not; maybe it's just a simple duplex or an exquisite one with each of the bedroom to have its own cubicle; you don't even know the number of columns yet. This ain't about over sabi; it's reality. Well, I wish the OP all the the best. ALL LOVE

No be only GOSSYPOL, Una go still see PRIMUSPOL; that one dey for tomatoes and pepper

KingGeorgey:
Here's my design of a four bedroom bungalow.. M a civil engineer... But mine doesn't have a shop but it does have a bedsitter attached to it , revert with a mail address for the Archi..this is 3D

Abeg baba, kindly send the some of your 3D rendered floor plan to my mail box. stein.sorenson@gmail.com . Thanks

odinese:
[size=15pt]wetin wizkid kid dey do for mile 12 [/size]

He go shit for there

metronaija:
See earlier thread here https://www.nairaland.com/3327794/wife-butchers-husband-ogun-marrying



http://thenationonlineng.net/jealous-wife-butchers-husband-ogun/


Photo source: http://www.metronaija.com/2016/09/more-photos-of-woman-that-butchered-her.html

See how she squeeze face like person wey never Bleep d.ick before. Yet she got the balls to hack some one to death. After God, na women I fear follow.

Jarizod:
The poster above took d words right outta my mouth

was she expecting him to come to her Even RMD Baba nla went to meet him!

Tor! I no know sey you go talk ham... Women and pride

The mumu no even fine

Our G-Boys don make ham

OP, why you come dey cast us nah... Una wan remain single for life ??

Anabel:
I don't rely on any niggas pocket. It's not worth it. I suffer for every penny I own that's why I don't wear Brazilian weaves and all those whatever you call it. I never grow reach that level, but for now. I can beat my chest scatter

. This babe go sabi street advertisement dieee... No worry, suitor whom your advert go epp go locate you in Jesus Name

Kaykaymil:
sent

. Pls sir, can you send me all the stuff I need to know about cat fish farming by my email @stein.sorenson@gmail.com . I would love to venture into aquaculture biz very soon. God bless Sir

Dexpro:
When you met him, you didn't make it public. So why are you telling the whole now it backfired?

From the word go I tell ladies, open your mind, stay alert. They won't listen.

One mofo on a previous thread said 10 reason why ladies love being around a ¨bad¨ guy. This is one of the result. When you meet a nice guy, you say he is too dull, you want adventure.

As for me, abeg i de choir practice.

. Haba baba! E no good o

Some people too like dey yarn dust sha as if sey na cocaine the man dey snort... Wetin una wan make he dey drink; viju milk abi wetin ?? Una know wetin some politicians dey take for inside.. Abegi, free the man jere, life is too short to be developing chagrin on another man's success; work hard for yours to come. ALL LOVE

cruzita:
and after all these things na Jehovah witness come contact u to become their brand new usher

. Chisos!!!!! See Smackdown!!! And I get the guy's number, why you no pm me sey make I give, so you can tell him this in a closed door... Sorry Akathriel

Abegi, all these people mentioning 24hours, 16hours... Which planet una dey, cos I wan travel out come meet una

drnairalov:
A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." Distraught, the man is forced to leave.

Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again.

The monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."
The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a monk, then please, make me a monk."

The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find these answers, you will have become a monk."

The man sets about his task.

After years of searching he returns as a gray-haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the monks.

"In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception."

The monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound."

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is beyond that door."

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond.

Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The sound has become very clear and definite. The monks say, "This is the last key to the last door."

The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind that door!
With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the source of that haunting and seductive sound

But, of course, I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/jorlol.gif

. I can't believe I just wasted my precious minute on these monk story... Baba, God dey oo