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FamilyHow I Nearly Killed My Aunt Last Christmas by Holywizard(op): 3:22pm On Jan 23, 2016
Thank God oo that everything is now a past...

Last month when I travelled to my village for christmas celebration. My 76 year old aunt who likes farming wanted me to accompany her to her farm to bring home some firewood for cooking & for frying garri.

I refused because i didnt want to stain my cloth because i was putting on white jean but due to the reason of pleasing her because we now see her as our grandmum since we lost our grandmum in the year 2003 I decided to go with her.

After arranging it, she decided to carry some home & i protested but she refused saying that she can carry it so we departed for home. I was in the front with my ear-phone listening to loud musics from my phone & i was walking fast because the load was too heavy she was walking slowly. I gave her some far distance.

While she was coming come she mistakenly matched on a tangled rope & down she fell. She started calling me but due to the ear phone placed on my ears i couldnt hear her calling & I left her for home. On arriving home & i waited for like 5 minutes & i didnt see her so i decided to go back to at least help her carry her own load.

On my way I met her struggling with the load of firewood on top of her & her breathe was fading away. I had to rush, removed the load on her & i placed her carefully on the ground for air. I later removed my polo & used it to fan her. After like 20 minutes I helped her reach her house & later came back to carry the load of firewood.

I'm so grateful to God because I dont think that had it been she died, that i would be able to forgive myself...


Moderators be help me & share the good news...
CrimeRe: Wanted: This Guy Stole 1million Naira - Photos by Holywizard: 2:31pm On Jan 23, 2016
de guy is smart. Can't u see dat de nigga has only bt one shoe. At least he supposed don get like 5 now
PoliticsRe: See The Reason A Nigerian Lady Gave On FB Why Women Like Sex More Than Men(pic) by Holywizard: 1:35pm On Jan 23, 2016
yes na.

a girl i met last december while banging her was like "sweetie pls dont leave me;i luv u with my heart, if u leave me i might die"

The gal funny sha
TravelRe: Ilupeju Lagos Landlords Prefer Indians And Lebanese To Nigerians by Holywizard: 1:05pm On Jan 23, 2016
if i shud comment now their brothers will ban...
Fumi lobo jor
PoliticsRe: When You Smoke Weed On A Sunday Morning by Holywizard: 12:59pm On Jan 23, 2016
hahahaha SK gone bad...
FashionRe: What That Little Pocket In Your Jeans Is Really For. Picture. by Holywizard: 12:38pm On Jan 23, 2016
wooow. tnkz man.
wen i dey small i dey hide money 4 there soo tey i dey 4get it
PoliticsRe: . by Holywizard: 11:31pm On Jan 17, 2016
God bless u all in Jesus name...
Say 'AMEN' with 'like'
RomanceRe: 6 Phrases More Important Than, “I Love You” by Holywizard: 9:31pm On Jan 16, 2016
pls furcck me
I'm Hot
pls can i suck ur dick?

Can u help me tighten my bra?

I missed ur dick
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If You Wife Does This ... Shocking Picture :o by Holywizard: 9:20pm On Jan 16, 2016
hahahahaha Edo girls does it better
CelebritiesRe: Whenever This Arsenal Midfielder Scored A Goal, Famous Celebrity Will Die by Holywizard: 2:05pm On Jan 15, 2016
Maybe when mikel scores he will die...
RomanceRe: Is My Roommate Gay?. by Holywizard: 11:50am On Jan 14, 2016
pls u beta be sleeping wit weapons.
I particulary is homophobic & i can kill 4 that
RomanceRe: Lol Nigerians Never Disappoint.. Laugh Your Way To Bed by Holywizard: 9:48pm On Jan 12, 2016
Monalisa185:
nobe only "you wan FORK" you no go like "SPOON" too? undecided
u na bad gal.

Ur guy go dey chop u via spooning method
RomanceRe: OMG!!! See The Shocking Thing This Pretty Lady Said About Rape (photos) by Holywizard: 1:35am On Jan 12, 2016
may allah suck ur pucsy & give u head. daughter of jezebel
RomanceRe: Lol Nigerians Never Disappoint.. Laugh Your Way To Bed by Holywizard: 1:25am On Jan 12, 2016
hahaha i wan fork
PoliticsRe: Rochas Spends N600 Million On Christmas Tree,Nigerians React On Twitter(pics) by Holywizard: 7:29pm On Dec 24, 2015
Rochas wasnt ashamed of himself wen he announced to everybody dat de decorations was worth 60 million. Pple wia murmuring like goats saying dat he shud pay dem dia salaries.

His girl frnd @ Nkeiru Sylvanus was beside him.

Rochas is a fool, We imolites are doomed!
PoliticsRe: Rochas Spends N600 Million On Christmas Tree,Nigerians React On Twitter(pics) by Holywizard: 7:26pm On Dec 24, 2015
i was at de imo carnival. Phyno, Slow dogg,Sym19,Xbusta etc wia all invited.
EducationRe: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Holywizard: 9:28am On Dec 23, 2015
modestdude:
NAKE.D WIRE is more common to NEKEDITE........
y my alma mata is termed 'naked wire' is because if u re nt careful enof in de skul as a student...carry overs wic usually leads to Withdrawal or repeat will follow
PoliticsRe: Six Things To Expect From Buhari's 2016 Budget by Holywizard: 9:24am On Dec 23, 2015
they will stll share the money...
Are we still not in Nigeria?
EducationRe: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Holywizard: 8:10am On Dec 23, 2015
Evathyst:
or you mean 'NEDEKITE?' Lolz!


We still dey complain of funny names, you dey bring your own. tongue
gerrara here.

Federal poly nekede owerri...my alma mata
RomanceRe: Please Guys Help A Depressed Brother. by Holywizard: 7:51am On Dec 23, 2015
mayb u always act childish in front of girls.
How is ur dressing mode?
Nairaland GeneralRe: An Hit And Run At Ikeja Along (Images Inside) by Holywizard:
God wont let her die in Jesus name
EducationRe: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Holywizard: 9:54pm On Dec 22, 2015
Nekedite

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