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Politics / Re: Panel Storms Ortom’s Automobile Workshop, Impounds Vehicles by HomeTutorsPro: 9:16pm On Jul 12, 2023 |
Ever8090:I disagree with you @the bolded. Ortom is a full-blown thief, a manipulative barawo, a clandestine badassss ole, and a fucccckkkkinnng hypocritical onyeoshi! That man carries a Bible on one hand and a big black hook on the other. By the time Fr Alia is done exposing all the rot in Ortom's government, even Abacha will protest from his grave. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Give Us Free Hand To Wipe Out Terrorists, Army Tells Governors by HomeTutorsPro: 8:55pm On Jul 12, 2023 |
Penguin2: Yes @the bolded. That's how they get their security votes increased and since the spending on security operations are not disclosed to the public most times, those monies are the easiest to loot. You get the point now? |
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Shows New Curvy Body After Surgery by HomeTutorsPro: 4:59pm On Jul 12, 2023 |
Just out of curiosity... What's the need for all this nonsense when him still get priccckk? Abi dem cut him priccckkk off come transplant poossssyyy give am? Ayam not understanding again oo 19 Likes 2 Shares |
Travel / Re: Lagos Airport Runway Light Stolen, Seven Suspended by HomeTutorsPro: 9:08am On Jul 11, 2023 |
One day, someone will steal a full airplane and nobody will see or hear it being flown out of the airport. |
Romance / Re: I Thought Church Marriage Is The Cheapest Marriage by HomeTutorsPro: 7:21pm On Jul 10, 2023 |
westlius:Congratulation. The bolded will save you plenty of cost. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: Joseph Kariuki: Catholic Priest Dies After Spending Night With Woman In A Hotel by HomeTutorsPro: 7:21pm On Jul 10, 2023 |
juman:It's actually business, and a bragging right. Being called "mama fada" is a big deal, especially in the Ibo society. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Joseph Kariuki: Catholic Priest Dies After Spending Night With Woman In A Hotel by HomeTutorsPro: 7:18pm On Jul 10, 2023 |
Padre eventually said "Yes Father" while in action. If the lady in the picture is the lover, then padre died at his best moment. RIP to the dead. |
Properties / Re: See What A Builder Post On Twitter (SEE PHOTO HERE) by HomeTutorsPro: 7:10am On Jul 10, 2023 |
That house is made of wood not cement blocks. Go figure! |
Family / Re: Genotype Issue. Please Be Rational ( I Am Not A Religious Person) by HomeTutorsPro: 6:54am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Bolt458: If you love her that much, marry her and adopt children. Do not go the path you are planning. If you do, both of you will experience psychological crisis at a point and the "I-asked-her-and-she's-ok-with-it" lines would become irrelevant. There's a guilt that comes with having to terminate your own pregnancy. It has nothing to do with religion. What if the foetus turns out SS 1st, 2nd and 3rd times? Would you even have an erection to get her pregnant a 4th time? What if she eventually speaks to someone? What happens then? Think very hard. Do you really want to tow that path? Trust me, it's 200 times more burdensome than you think. A lot of things will come into play when events begin to unfold. Some of those things you may not have thought of. I'm glad you are a realist and not one to rely on some miracle stuff. It's better for you to use your tongue to count your teeth now. This is just my sincere advice. 3 Likes |
Events / Re: Bride Intercepted On Her Wedding Day By Another Man She Promised Marriage In Oyo by HomeTutorsPro: 6:38pm On Jul 09, 2023 |
Johans2023:Very possible. The real owner of the unborn child may be chilling somewhere till further notice. |
Politics / Re: Court Orders Obasanjo, Yaradua, Jonathan, Buhari To Account For $5bn Abacha Loot by HomeTutorsPro: 5:12pm On Jul 09, 2023 |
The case will go to Appeal Court. Then to the Supreme Court and the case will be thrown out based on technicalities and/or national security. One of the reasons why Tinubu insisted on Ribadu as NSA is that Ribadu knows the wheels and axles of the EFCC. He knows what would fly in a looting investigation and what wouldn't. The easiest channel a government uses to loot money is through the office of the NSA. It's always "in the interest of national security". |
Politics / Re: Ned Nwoko Advocates Permanent National Assembly Seats For Nigerians In Diaspora by HomeTutorsPro: 5:08pm On Jul 09, 2023 |
It seems he's about to marry a new wife. |
Events / Re: Bride Intercepted On Her Wedding Day By Another Man She Promised Marriage In Oyo by HomeTutorsPro: 5:03pm On Jul 09, 2023 |
The man should thank his stars. At least his friend, maybe now ex-friend, has saved him the cost of a DNA test and the trauma that would have come with it. Plus the money he'd have used to take care of another man's child. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Missing Dipo Fasina Has Been Found by HomeTutorsPro: 4:54pm On Jul 09, 2023 |
slawomir: Imagine when you select 10 games. 9 don enter come remain 1. You play Under 2.5 goals. 88 mins, 0:0. You don dey order Peppersoup, call your babe say na movie night at shoprite, Uber guy don set. Then boom!! 90th min, 1:0. Well... It doesn't matter now, your mind tells you. Commentator come announce say na 7 mins injury time. Gbum! Gbum!! Gbum!!! Your heart raced. 90+2', 1:1! Chai! Warris going on, mbok! You begin to promise your village people a sumptuous offering if they could just hands off this matter and let the match end 1:1. 90+6', it's still 1:1. Oh... Thank goodness it's going to be... "Penalty!" Echoed the commenter. The referee points to the spot!! "Absolutely dramatic!!" exclaimed the commentator. Then your apprehension gets a break - a much needed break - when the VAR steps in. There are whispers of a possible "no penalty" decision. Oh Lawd!! "Someone please get me the referee's number". "This penalty decision should be overturned. It has to be overturned!" And then, just then, the referee announced that the penalty .... Anyway happy he is found...Old age...maybe him just wonder waka commot for airport I dey tell you...sometimes I go just dey wonder how my own old age go be...but one thing am sure of sha be say I go dey waka wonder dey go beer parlour well well 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: My Redeem Pastor Sleeping With My Wife by HomeTutorsPro: 3:19pm On Jul 09, 2023 |
Prexy:Your pastor is not any special. He's just like any other person you know. So someone fucckked your wife in your house and you are asking us what you should do? Just increase your offering amount as thanksgiving to God for what he has done for you. And give me your wife's number let me counsel her. 3 Likes |
Crime / Re: NDLEA Busts Skuchies Factory In Sagamu, Photo by HomeTutorsPro: 12:12pm On Jul 09, 2023 |
Skuchies that we used to buy in an open bar at Iyana-odo bus stop, LASU -Igando road that year. The place has been turned to a car stand now. Even police and military men visit that bar to take the skuchies. So it's now a crime to make and sell skuchies? Perhaps there is something they aren't telling us yet. Maybe the producers are using skuchies as an alias to produce something else. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Names Of Ex-Governors Receiving Pensions In 10th Senate by HomeTutorsPro: 8:47pm On Jul 08, 2023 |
Let's check the HOR and the presidency as well not only the senate. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Mason Mount Is Manchester United’s New No.7 by HomeTutorsPro: 8:30pm On Jul 05, 2023 |
Englishisamust:✅✅✅✅YOUR WORD |
Celebrities / Re: A Man Who Chases Two Rats Will Catch None - Yul Edochie’s Daughter by HomeTutorsPro: 6:28am On Jul 05, 2023 |
MatrixReloaded:And the skills of the chaser. |
Romance / Re: I Bet You, Many Will Fail This Question Woefully!!! by HomeTutorsPro: 12:37pm On Jul 04, 2023 |
EMMARNUEL:I'd have been surprised if you didn't say that. |
Romance / Re: I Bet You, Many Will Fail This Question Woefully!!! by HomeTutorsPro: 10:13am On Jul 04, 2023 |
EMMARNUEL:As it is my nature in online engagements, I won't descend to your level to insult you. Those who understand my submission have commented like intelligent humans even though they may not agree with my view on the subject matter. Let me know when you are intelligent enough to argue a concept. Puzzles are meant to be discussed by intellectuals. |
Romance / Re: I Bet You, Many Will Fail This Question Woefully!!! by HomeTutorsPro: 10:07am On Jul 04, 2023 |
GreatVocalist: Well, orange can be a fruit as well as a colour. You are speaking English, I am speaking science. We do need the concept of physics. That's why it's a puzzle as you mentioned. Besides, you may look at time as something readable from the "tick" of a clock. To me, time is much more than that. But since you've constrained yourself to the simplicity of your understanding, let me let you breath. |
Romance / Re: I Bet You, Many Will Fail This Question Woefully!!! by HomeTutorsPro: 9:18am On Jul 04, 2023 |
GreatVocalist:The bolded is completely true. The question asked for the closest time and not the closest clock. Take a look at the following statement. C'mon George! It's just 5 mins away from midnight. Would you say the time is 11:55 pm or 12:05 am? Read this article https://www.cnet.com/science/doomsday-clock-is-staying-at-100-seconds-away-from-midnight-apocalypse/ Pay attention to the topic and the content, particularly the use of "from midnight" and "to midnight". |
Romance / Re: I Bet You, Many Will Fail This Question Woefully!!! by HomeTutorsPro: 5:08am On Jul 04, 2023 |
Zee0007: Your analysis may be linguistically logical but it's incorrect. Time is a physical quantity and a scalar. The direction is not important. Only the magnitude is. Whether to, from, above, below is inconsequential when operating with scalars. 10 minutes to 5 pm and 10 minutes after 5 pm amount to a time of simply 10 minutes. So the correct answer is 12:06 am. |
Romance / Re: Should I Stop Making This Married Woman Happy? by HomeTutorsPro: 5:44am On Jul 03, 2023 |
thesilentman:I just dey laff you. Just dey play. Make d husband no get connect to person whe sabi ololovlenyi. As long as the man pay d woman bride price, even devil himself no fit hide from ololovlenyi. If dem run am for your matter eh, na only you go dey look for cloth wey go contain your totoyos. You better collect small sense take leave married woman kpekus alone b4 dem go use your mata arrange skit. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: How Does One Survive With This New Utility Increment? by HomeTutorsPro: 9:19am On Jul 01, 2023 |
Unperturbedpota:No! It is not well!! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: He Wants To Quit From His Marriage Because Of These Reasons... by HomeTutorsPro: 2:35pm On Jun 30, 2023 |
See title! Spiritualist Ade. How do we write the short form now? Spr. perhaps. Ok. Spr. Ade, Why is Shettima's left blokkos bigger than the right one? |
Politics / Re: Ambode Joins Sanwo-olu, Fashola, Others At A Reception For Tinubu After 4 Years by HomeTutorsPro: 8:26pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
The pictures say so much. No love recovered between BAT and Ambode. At least not yet. |
Education / Re: Intimidating Facts You Never Knew. With number 11, you will be Wowed! ! by HomeTutorsPro: 6:51pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
wonder233:Wait until you see the mind of a Nigerian politician. 5 Likes |
Education / Re: Intimidating Facts You Never Knew. With number 11, you will be Wowed! ! by HomeTutorsPro: 6:49pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
Berrityga:Especially the left nipple. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys Check Out What I Did For Sallah(pics) by HomeTutorsPro: 11:33am On Jun 29, 2023 |
I didn't remember to disconnect my phone from the Bluetooth speaker before tapping "play". Now my neighbour's dog can't stop barking. Please include "GRAPHIC" when next you want to post something like this. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Pic: French Lady Also Accuses Nigerian Music Star, Davido Of Impregnating Her by HomeTutorsPro: 7:59pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
Aaaahhhhh!!! So na like dis 2baba take loss him title oo. Davido whyyyyy!!! |
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