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Aint a fan of da kitchen! *goes bck to his chess game*

Dyt: Caught me on weesh cam
Cam dey show fart
*straight face*

*funny gurly*:-p

sylve11: oh baby! thats the kinda shape i like. giving chicks wit dat shape from behind is what i call ekprekete.

badt guy!

Dear future,
Right now(sept 2013) i would give almost anything to see what you clasp . I would pay the price to knw if our youths wld have metamorphosd from chasing vanity and ephemerals to longing after concrete virtues,yes! Concrete virtues. I'ld love to see youths rewarded for innovations wich in my times were swept aside as mere child plays despite sweat investd derein. I'ld love 2 c my countrymen abroad treated wif respect despite deir citizenshp, i hope EMS evolves to be a better offspring of PHCN,cos the later ruined many in my years. And yes,your presidnt, has he a backbone?intellectually sound? and a goal-getter?,a leader who shares the daily hardshps of his subject. Not 1 ordering goldplated iphones 4 officials amidst popular hunger and penury . Hmmm, i'd love 2 assume all BH boys have bin smoked out...and children dnt even know what dat name connotes. Further,i'll safely assume these incesant strikes have bcome tales that crack students up...and a plethora.
Its sad to think at dis time am writing dis, that most of these problems are so glaring and nobodys busy doin anything to make a change. On a final note, i hope in ur time, a kid writing a letter to his future wouldnt rewrite dis letter i just wrote . Sadly,I hope so.

sanb: You really wanna know which one Sanb falls into ehh? None.... ; still waiting; as the list is still loading....

hehehe. Fingers crossed.

bad meat: Pls we r Africans!show us African shapes n not those okporoko women u post here!

1000 &1 likes. Hopefully, one gurl wey i dey luk 4 go pop up.

sanb: I'm fine dude; and you?

chilling

Dyt: Its nt me ooo
Its btwn ishsoph, caseless, kinsgley oooo

lie, lie! Caught u on cam doin it.

Xup hauz. Sanb,ow ya doin.?

OccupyGarri: Gobe? No way. Im fighting for my love

Onase, has no choice gurl*

Dyt: Hour glass
Cello
Bell

wich 1 be Cello? U meant cellotape?:->

No. 8 na MAN na! I've always had ''BELLS'' all my life. Sanb,Wich sphere do you fall into?

Ok. But i fink i'll go ask mummy first.lol. Nairaland and lists ! Their aint any hard-fast rule abt bin ready for d knots. Humans are xtremely dynamic,i concede some of d points here are true but a chunk arent any real basis to check marriageabilty status.

Present

Wtf

I wasnt expecting anything diff aftrall he's on an opposite platform. da dude has left som indellibl mark on da history of lagos. Eko o ni baje o!

[quote author=Speakdatruth][/quote]As mch as i didnt wan2 comment, dis boy's rude,uncout, and dumb posts got me typin. Googlemastr or not, if u cant rply teases politely,simply ignore. dat contest was 4 fun. Enuf said.

Dyt: Wat are d things u see
*pokes him*

out of bounds 2 ladies. Btw, u ladies aint sluggin again na! *sad*

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sanb: Homguy as a pharmacist to recommend some pain killer to reduce the pain

Sanb to provide an all expense trip (with a blank cheque to accompany it) to Seychelles (My favourite destination) or any other destination Dyt wants...

i love my job, but i tink i prefer your slot.mind switching?

Cocaine?! Marijuana?! Hmm,its really a risk entering public transport. Bsides,mst of 'em are rickety buses .

sanb: ....Dyt no dey throw acid any longer; she say nah kungfu nah em she want; and I still dey wait her....she never talk yet when we go set time....she no know say I be black belt holder in reality...and I go show am pepper.....Dyt copy that.....

Dyt!!! Come here. *goes into a near bush 2 cut pankere* i'll teach u ow 2 appreciate 1 a fyn gal btw,mayb i'd just let da 2 of ya sort it out. We see a lotta fine things wen 2 beauties fight .

sanb: Dyt and Homguy; I see both of you o, how una dey?

i gallant missy. Ow ya nyt ? No b dis Dyt be wan throw acid on ya ''soft skin''

FILEBE: It's definately not Union Bank sha. They Got old women trying to look young with Shoulder pads raised like the Bad Woman in the cartoon, 101 Damaltians.

lmao. Simply wicked!

GT bank

RIP man. Thats d price for doing d right thing in this clime.

RIP man. Thats d price for doing d right thing in this clime and its worth it.

Isosoph, Caseless, Xynerise...fine wrk @ making da thread amusing. Sanb,..

sanb: In my CALABAR accent *werrin concern you*...

Are u from calabar really ;-)?

Ab025: So, na only 2 slots remain and I've not been picked yet....its not gettin funny o

Babes, watsup na......

dudey, try arrange babe frm other sections of NL na...

sanb: Hi gurl; I've been assigned the duty of cheer leading.... SMART CHOICE...

Are u seun's wifey? FYI,He's bin here 2 advertise without mincing wrds. Xo no dull o Iyawo.

sanb: Hahahaha; I'm wearing my German cheer-leading costume...

German queen! bet why u dey always spectate na? Pick a slot ,lemme cheerlead 4 u.