₦airaland Forum

Relationships go beyond arithmetic. Even God declared that the 2 shall be one!

Mathematically, this is a complex situation. Clould be Amanda is in and Brenda is on Probation. He could be using Brenda to play and hope the game ends before she discovers shes's a Sub. Could be she doesnt want to lose Amanda so he blocked the escape by being transparent with her. Could be he has calcified Brenda as disposable on the event she discovers the situation.It could also be he already classified Amanda as a disposable whenever she likes and is using Brenda as the hook.

But, a wise man SHOULD PREFER THE WOMAN WHO LOVES HIM TO THE ONE HE LOVES!

the Police didn't even break any eggs nor fired a bullet.....so what did they smash?

i hope just hope they arrested the sungars and the groundnut shells - those are very good for making Iranian grade hypersonics though!

Iran would only need to blow up one Tanker every fortnight, I don't think that is really difficult. Crude on Ocean water can burn furiously!

Same folks demanding for REAL-TIME Electronic Transmission of Results (as e dey happen) cannot come up with Electronic Members Register in 30-days? Wonda wonda, Wonderfulment (according to Prophet Fela)

I really think the opposition knows they cannot win the 2027 elections, so they may be planning to cause chaos to topple the government instead. Sabotage Power Supply, Cause Insecurity, promote food insecurity and generally make Nigeria ungovernable, as a prelude to overthrow!

The principles of Democracy is: Everyone will have their SAY, BUT Majority will have their way!

Anyone who truly values the people's MANDATE given to him, MUST defend it with his life. How can the APC government concede REAL-TIME Electronic Transmission of Election Results without recourse to collation of the corresponding SOURCE Documents,in the same week that a Key Opposition Member boldly comes on Live TV to volountarily CONFESS (like a witch) that THEY have hacked telephone lines of the National Security Adviser! NO BE JUJU BEDAT?

I suggest the Oba should reach out to The Iyaloja-General / Iyase-General of Benin Kingdom for intervention to save his boys (Eshos). If they go down in this case, others may be reluctant to obey a monarch who cannot protect them from 'justice'

The moral of this story is the reality that there is nothing like Kabiyesi or Uku Okpolopkolo anymore under the Democratic System of Government. The State Government is the Oracle that appoints, while the Security Agencies are the Sango/ Ogun that Kills all dissidents at the instruction of the C-I-C!

I believe they should check the residue of the Paracetamol and other things given to the Twins after leaving the hospital! They should also explore jealous neighbours as well as conduct a DNA. These are where to find quick clues!

Going to the World Cup and Playing in it is Football's greatest Business Stage. It's very important to feature, regardless how you get there.

In fact, one of the greatest football GOATS Scored a vital game with his horn and stated it was fair in so far the referee did not disqualify the goal!

As the saying goes, all is fair in Love and War! Who remembers the Hollywood movie Cannonball Run?

Let the games begin!

Cutezt:
Most people don’t truly understand the gravity of this situation, which is why there isn't much outrage yet. Only a few seem to grasp it. But the reality hasn’t hit home because implementation hasn't started. Just wait until next year, when the average person sees money vanishing from their account in the name of 'tax', that is when the real noise will begin.

It is baffling to me. I am saving money to save my own life in the event of a kidnapping, essentially doing the job the government failed to do. Yet, this same government, having failed its primary duty to protect me, now wants to dip its hands into the very funds meant to ensure my survival. In summary, they are telling us they don't care if we die.

Are you with the 'Tales By Moonlight' Crew?

It's a serious disservice to the general public to be spreading lie with so much confidence and authority! A half-educated Illiterate is far worse than a full Illiterate - the confirmed Illiterate can be educated.

Tax will not be deducted direct from your account, except in a few cases where the transaction warrants it. Also, Bank charges are going to be harmonised for reduction - no more arbitrary charges like we have now

The main objective of the Tax reforms is to help government earn more tax revenue. But the method is not by increasing tax per head, but by increasing number of tax payers! To achieve this, the reforms seek to make the burden easier, more certain and more comfortable for each tax payer! Those who have been paying before now will pay less, while those who have not been paying will start paying. This way, government hopes to earn more tax, but most importantly, the civil populace will be empowered to hold government accountable!

Your tax receipt is your power to question government expenditure!

Government will be in a better position to fix roads (leading to more comfort in travel experience and lesser cost of operating private and public vehicles;

Government will be able to employ more personnel in the security agencies such that you will no longer need to pay ransoms, hire maiguards anyhow or pay bribes when officers are well paid;

Your need to drink 'agbo' will reduce to choice when we have functional health care systems;

You will not need to spend all your life savings or sell your family house/land to Japa into slavery;

You will no longer need to be 'paying your tithe so your life will not be tight' You will only give offerings with gratitude to God for a life well spent!

The right changes will come gradually at first, then surely later.

Just imagine if every citizen belong to a Political Party of their choice, in which they are authentic card carrying, dues paying members! You will be able to exercise your rights to internal democracy and transparency - not the current fix-it method where ungodly Godfathers pay the bills and dictate the results!

WE MOVE! WE MOVE!! WE MOVE!!!

magoo10:
Tinubu should resign same way he asked Jonathan to do as he is looking clueless in the present situation.

Oga, did Jonathan resign as instructed? Why are you doing the same and expecting a different result?

If only the highly respected Gen Irabor (Rtd) had been able to explain this concept to Bello Turji, I would've appreciated his context!

Meanwhile, you can't blame the FCT Minister for not understanding military shenanigans when the Military do not understand they are under Civilian Rule! Without what Wike is doing (making the FCT sustainable financially, who and how will the military institutions be funded - will they adopt BH, Bandit or Lakurawa Style of funding? Will they be paid-per-click?

Why does Ndume keep complaining instead of warming his ways into the Kitcken and cabinet? Is he saying he has challenges reaching the SP Akpabio? Or is he saying Akpabio is finding it difficult to see Tinubu?

Already, Tinubu is on notice to mind who he sees, now that Big Brother Sam is watching closely! Also,the Khaki Boys have shown undesirable intentions!

Let Ndume not succumb to the temptation of 'seeing' some people before seeing Tinubu o - they can easily trace his source and proof of fund from there o!

You will find peace when you recalibrate the terminologies:
TAXES here refer to costs of operation outside the plane or airline
Tickets refer to the airline gross revenue

Taxes cover operation costs such as hanger, tarmac, ATC, Lounges (Arrival/Departure Halls). It also covers services such as luggage tracks.In fact all infrastructures that relate to the flight.

If you try that with a man, he will pee on the officer too, then DNA will have to be carried out to know who really peeeeeed!

But if not vendetta, why would Olopa follow a Judgess into a jungle just to arrest her for peeing at 1.30am!

Diaris Gorro!

I, like the literary Colossus of our time, Wole Soyinka hates reading autobiographies BECAUSE THEY ARE PACKED FULL OF LIES and revisionism!

Obviously, this gal is yet to know or understand what love is!

Love is blind, deaf and dumb! Love is the ultimate Mumu Button! Love will make you think that your Pauper is the Gov'nor of the Bank of America! That's why it has been the top format for Yahoo, Yahoo+ and other get-rich-quick schemes.

I laughed the other day, when one popular motivational Pastorprenuer real estate mogul yapped that wealth is not a sexually transmitted disease!

What insolence! I can give 220million answers to that silly question:

1. Nigeria Senior you
2. We have won more CAF than you
3. All your Uranium is not as beneficial to humanity than Dangote Cement alone
4. We don't need footballers carrying service pistols to the Mudial!
5. We are more diplomatic than you
6. You have no regional football Body since you left ECOWAS - In fact, your Federation is not listed!
7. Peter Obi is a resource person to provide you with facts, figures and fantasies to confuse and convince you beyond reasonable reasons.

If after all these you're not convinced,submit one MT of Uranium as facilitation for a cage-football match between your best Team and our CHAIN Team to be played in Kano or Gwoza or Sambisa - we want to confirm your strength!

SeverusSnape:
Russia is an over hyped super power. So after almost four years, they are still seeking help of mercenaries from third world countries to defeat 'little' Ukraine.

Shame

Are you aware this is modern practice standard?

In modern military practice is treated as 'business' and the best way to minimise Personnel Cost is the use of Contractors (Mercenaries)
It ensures availability of HR at minimal cost. It also ensures vital military know-how is not proliferated indiscriminately. It ensures vacancies are plugged immediately through outsourcing rather than going through the hard and lonely route of recruitment, training, team dynamics, briefing and debriefing.

Only very strong and highly organised militaries use this protocol, not weak forces as suggested by your comment!

If your opponent has been playing the the League for 30years, selects the Security, Venue, Time, Referee and Match Commissioner of a Final Match , RUN OO!

How come I am imagining they had another reason for stopping over at Angola? No be juju be that?

Which kind of business can peppersoup money start? If somebody asks you for help to start a business and you give just enough to buy peppersoup, then the person ventures into the business of peppersoup eating,then don't blame the person!

To really help a person start a business goes beyond just giving money. You need to be sure the business succeeds to the point that you can showcase it as one of your legacies! That's where Business Development Service Providers and Consultants like me come in.

Just attach the beneficiary to someone like me to ensure we handhold the beneficiary to the promised land and you can showcase him/her as one of your legacies!

The Bank of industry has learnt never to give out loans directly to applicants. They simply pay out the loan to your designated equipment or raw materials vendors to ensure the business goes as planned. No more taking loans to marry second or third wives!

If you need my services, just hookup at my profile! chikena.

Bigchris01:
This guy is the only person who functions well in his duties among all Tinubu appointees, but however there’s a need to make a price adjustment in our passport fee there’s no place in the world where their passport fee is higher than the country’s minimum wage I think he really need to find a solution to that, but every other things being said here I give him credit for his reform, before now I know how people suffered to get passport but currently is way easier due to his reformation.

Have you also considered that the current price of Nigerian Passport is far below the cheapest domestic flight ticket?

I hope this is not an-Natasia thing? I since learnt to take any woman shouting Rape or Sexual Abuse with two Pinches Himalayan Salt!

I am yet to fully understand the real purpose of the oath of celibacy administered to Catholic Clergy, when God commanded humans to be fruitful and Multiply and The Bible recommended every one desiring the Office of a Bishop to be the Husband of One Wife -does someone without a wife qualify?

Some say the purpose is to allow the Priest concentrate of clergy works without distraction - is a biological family a distraction? Are Priests living without a biological family not more distracted as empirical evidence show?

Let the Catholic Church carefully review this false doctrine and that of One-Man; One-Wife, before the children of darkness fully populate this world o!

If WIKE decides to put a marksman there to shoot at anyone dumping refuse on a major road now, haters will start calling him a madman! Can a human being be madder than the people committing this eyesore? If they have problem with their refuse disposal, why not match to the nearest LGA to stage a protest rather than this animal-in-human-hide behaviour? Is it because they hate Tinubu and Wike so much that they will be committing atrocities just to give the government a bad name?

I hope these twin houses is not resident in the East ,, I couldn't sight any needed landscaping or erosion control facility? Make this story no come get sad ending oh!

Peterobiisathie:
is that the reason your leaders being kept in different prisons?

There is no Igbo Leader behind bars to the best of my knowledge! Which Bar is holding the highly revered Obi of Onitcha or the Owelle? Which Bar is holding the President of Ohaneze Ndigbo Worldwide? Who confirmed to you that Nnamdi Kanu or Simon Ekpa are Igbo Leaders? Is IPOB tantamount to Igbo? Is Boko Haram a Hausa-Fulani Organization? Please let's not get carried away by social media razzmatazz, pls!

Adexgentle005:
Damn! Poor girl. This is really serious. No more freedom of speech.

Whosai? Did anyone stop her from speeching? The only thing everyone must note is that SPEECHERS MUST SPEECH RESPONSIBLY to guaranty FREEDOM AFTER SPEECH!

Ibehchizzy:
Don’t worry weather planned or unplanned
God does not judge or discriminate
He sees what you truly want or desire and will answer your prayers accordingly

Whosai? This statement and mindset is the perfect TICKET to HELLFIRE!

Of course, GOD is mostly a Judge! But HE is the righteous JUDGE who can jugde correctly without calling withnesses or looking for evidence - HE can discern your true intentious without asking or probing you!

Ordinary AI sef knows this:
AI Overview
The Bible frequently portrays God as a righteous and ultimate Judge. Several verses emphasize God's role in judging individuals and nations, both in this life and in the afterlife. Key passages include Genesis 18:25, where Abraham asks if the Judge of all the earth will do right, and various Psalms (e.g., 75:7, 96:10, 98:9) that speak of God's judgment. Additionally, Hebrews 12:23 and Acts 10:42 refer to God as the judge of all, and Revelation 20:11-15 describes the final judgment before God's throne.

i think this reporter needs some serious punishment! He even gave details of how the opponent defeated Nigeria! Just imagine!

morikee:
Wetin Buhari never see or hear but no one was arrested

Oga, no mind them o - Nnamdi Kanu remains a free man despite his Jibrin Al-Sudan claims. He was never arrested, but simply renditioned in a sack!