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 Food › Re: Civet: See The Animal My Brother Killed by HomoDroid(m): 12:20pm On Nov 20, 2024 |
Warn your Brother to make sure he adds 3 alligator pepper seeds in the pepper soup and share with at least one neighbour to avoid the wrath of the gods of the civet - that animal is not created for chop-alone people! Do not say I didn't warn you o! |
| Science/Technology › Re: Huge Python Killed In Jos & Sold For ₦200k (Pictures) by HomoDroid(m): 4:05pm On Nov 18, 2024 |
That farmer's looks was enough to kill that Python - kinda reminds me of the Mottafu*ker looks of Patrick Swayze in that movie titled 'GHOST' |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Moment Equitorial Guinea's Official, Balthazar Ebang Arrived In Court (video) by HomoDroid(m): 3:34pm On Nov 08, 2024 |
I hope Chastity Belt is fully installed on him!  |
| Pets › Re: Dogs Maul Security Man To Death At Pinnock Estate, Lekki (Video) by HomoDroid(m): 11:33pm On Nov 05, 2024 |
The Police had better investigate this story properly! My detective mind tells me a different story - maybe a hit and run being covered by Dog Mauling! Maybe the dogs are being framed up. From the video, I see blood already caked and turned black. Questions: 1. When did the mauling start and finish? 2. Was the Guard all by himself and couldn't scream for help? (a Man is very different from a chicken, for those who may not know!) 3. Was any of the Dogs hurt or at least scratched in any way ?- the guard may not be a Samson that could tear up a lion, but men don't like dying without a fight, no matter what! 4. Are Guards in such high brow areas untrained and un-kitted (no Kondo Olopa, no taser, no whistle)? 5. Is it that easy for dogs to maul; a full grown adult with no handicap to death on the spot - no attempt to rescue him? Make Police check that story well-well o! Nigerians are so so gullible! By the way, I've worked in a commercial Kernel that bred the toughest dogs in Nigeria and I know one or two things about dogs! 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Alex Ikwechegh Addresses Plenary About Assault (Video) by HomoDroid(m): 7:43pm On Oct 29, 2024 |
How can this RICH Rat claim to be human when a specie of same specs is a POOR Rat in his perception? Does he have two brains? Maybe he is bipolar - one character a SENATOR of the Federal Republic and the other, and ordinary rich Rep! In my opinion, any one using the phrase 'to err is human to forgive is divine' when he is the same person on trial, is a trickster and duper! |
| Politics › Re: Ex-INEC Chair, Prof. Humphrey Nwosu, Dies At 83 by HomoDroid(m): 2:57pm On Oct 24, 2024 |
bestman09:May his Soul RIP, yes, because that is not certain! I wonder the kind of stupidity Nigerians love or the level of revisionism that keep the truth standing upside down! What special thing did Prof Nwosu do in the June 12 elections? Remember, Nigeria was under a military regime at that time and the two contestants were friends of the military - one a Northerner and the second a moneybag friend of the Military leaders! Nwosu was appointed by the military to sit as umpire in a contest between their two choices - could he afford to fool around? Does he need to be a catholic to be honest under such a scenario? Of course he could not read the minds of the organisers of the political game, so could never for his life afford to be partial or offensive. I submit he was kept honest by the circumstances rather than for any personal character or patriotism. There's nothing better than the barrel of the gun to keep even a crook honest! What sci-fi is involved in making the umpire of such a contest remain neutral until ordered to stop? Even after the dust settled it took their Hero Nwosu many years and severe pressure to release the balance of the electoral results! What a brave hero! Under his watch, the acclaimed freest and fairest election was truncated (died intestate), yet some called him Odogwu Lion Heart! Tueh! |
| Politics › Re: $500,000 Bribe: Farouk Lawan Regains Freedom After Serving 5-year Jail Term by HomoDroid(m): 1:44pm On Oct 22, 2024 |
He doesn't look like a corrected Man, though! |
| Travel › Re: This Is The Ibadan Of 1970 And 2024, Spot The Difference. by HomoDroid(m): 8:31am On Oct 08, 2024 |
So the whole of the largest city in Africa can be captured in one single picture? Wonderful! This is a typical case study to prove pictures can lie! In any case, what happened to the mantra: íf it ain't damaged, don't fix it? |
| Sports › Re: Daniel Dubois Is A Nigerian by HomoDroid(m): 7:36pm On Sep 28, 2024 |
If his mother is a Nigerian and He was born in Britain, then maybe he is English or German! That's my verdict, until you can prove his father is from Iragbiji! |
| Events › Re: Nurse Laments The N20,000 Cake She Got From A Baker by HomoDroid(m): 12:30pm On Sep 23, 2024 |
Vis kain ingrate Nurse be dis? They even put real paracetamol tablets - does she know how much that goes for today? The Baker certainly has an eerie sense of humor - s/he knew the recipient may rant, so the paracetamol is handy! Kiii kii ki ki k |
| Celebrities › Re: Moment Burna Boy Fell Off Stage While Performing (Video) by HomoDroid(m): 9:31am On Jul 29, 2024 |
I SUSPECT HE JOINED THEM TO MOCK TINUBU'S DOBALE MOVES - I SUSPECT OGA KARMAru WAS IN THE AUDIENCE AT THE SHOW! I too dey suspect everything nowadays! |
| Politics › Re: Packaged Beans Distributed By Akwa Ibom CP Ayilara To Residents (Photos) by HomoDroid(m): 9:22am On Jul 29, 2024 |
I REALLY FEAR FOR NIGERIA BECAUSE OF THE POVERTY MENTALITY OF THE NEW GENERATION! So far on this thread, every single person has commented about how small the package is! In my growing days, I learnt never to look a gift horse in the nose! Everyone is thinking if the beans can fill a cooking pot? Of course yes, but not the way you think. Add a bit of foresight, time, diligence and the grace of God, and in Seven months from now, it can feed a full grown adult for months! Our soils are fertile nationwide! I know some people will still wonder where they can find land to grow the beans (we are very quick to complain but slow to find solutions). To my mind, the CP has been used to unearth the problem with Nigeria - thoughtless consumerism! Nigerians will go to exchange naira for Forex and in spite of the prohibitive decline in the value of the naira, nobody thinks to hold on to their naira, rather they will rush to even buy more in the hope the decline will continue, so they can take advantage! How is government to blame? We expect government to keep flooding the black market with dollars so we can keep importing everything that catches our fancy? Why not earn your own dollar? I have seen a lot of different lists of demand by supposed prospective Hunger Protesters - none includes that government must force PayPal to include Nigeria in the list of countries that can receive Dollar remittances freely! This single move will drastically reduce unemployment, redress the scarcity of dollars and enable international trade for the youths. But I guess the prospective protesters are not really the skilled youths that i know, who have IT and other sought-after international skills to offer remotely! One day, one day, the foraging hog will eventually find its way to Oyo! 1 Like |
| Food › Re: This Is How I Prepared My Caterpillar Delicacy (video/pic) by HomoDroid(m): 12:30pm On Jul 18, 2024 |
AntiChristian:Nope - It's actually SILKWORM, a Highly endangered specie! |
| Career › Re: Police Is The Best Job In The World — IGP Egbetokun by HomoDroid(m): 12:22pm On Jul 18, 2024 |
Zonefree:Also time for Police to investigate what happens to what NDLEA are not smoking How are they making their money? |
| Business › Re: ₦1,532 To ₦1,561: Naira Depreciates Massively Against Dollar In A Single Day by HomoDroid(m): 12:15pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Blazetrailer:Before you start idol-worshipping the ex-President, remember he spent his last nine months declaring that he could barely wait to handover and return to Daura! He knew fully well he had lost the ablity to cope with Nigeria's challenges! Buhari barely managed to keep the naira exchange rate steady through juju economics - borrowing massively to defend the naira! He even conjoured all the tricks in the books and outside. Borrowing against future crude production; ways and means far beyond the authorized limits; overloaded Foreign and domestic debts; delays in Salary payments; Emefailuriasis; etcetera, etcetera, etceterum! On the contrary, the Present Government fired the silver bullet from day 1 and removed both fuel subsidy and floated the exchange rate in one fell swoop. Although I personally believe it was an error to move too soon as well as combine the two recipes together - it is the reason for our economic constipation we are battling with today. Each policy was good and necessary, but it become an overdose when administered concurrently instead of consecutively. The crooked Nigerian opportunists pounced on the circumstances to hold everyone to ransome! 1 Like |
| Health › Re: Zambian Teacher Commits Suicide, Leaves Note On How His Money Should Be Shared by HomoDroid(m): 11:41am On Jul 07, 2024 |
Panford Mweetwa, a Secondary School Teacher was with the Devil. The Devil took him and he was no more because the Devil took him. He complained to the world he left behind that he worked so hard but had nothing to show for it! He has a loving Brother, a responsible wife and lovely Children. His Labours have earned him enough income to build a house in the city of Lusaka and enough for his wife to start a business as well as pay for relocation, yet the Devil convinced him that all these are nothing compared to owning his squat space in Neverland Hellfire! What a stupidly bold Man of Devil (MOD) May God have mercy on his bereaved family. |
| Family › Re: Six Key Principles For Building A Lasting Relationship by HomoDroid(m): 9:04pm On Jul 03, 2024 |
Sure blueprint,but apply with sensei! |
| Celebrities › Re: Black Satino Hilarious Video: Watch Video; Can You Leave Your Spouse For $1.5m?? by HomoDroid(m): 2:24pm On Jun 22, 2024 |
What? |
| Politics › Re: Muslims must shun to Labour strike - MURIC by HomoDroid(m): 10:24pm On Jun 03, 2024 |
malali:It's only a mischievous person that compares a flock of chicken to a cob of maize! Why compare NASS Budget to Minimum wage and not to Govt Wage Bill or Human Resource Cost? Is NASS Budget made up of only Salaries of Lawmakers? Another issue is why compare even the salary of Lawmakers to that of Entry Level Civil Servants? Many people erroneously think that minimum wage is maximum wage. It will shock them that the consequential adjustments up the Civil Service Cadre will make the Salaries of DGs and Perm Secs overtake that of the President or Senators, if granted as Labour wants, then the Law makers will simply make a Law for the Adjustment of their own packages in line with the new minimum Wage structure. It is a simply protocol called 'indexing'
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| Politics › Re: Minimum Wage Negotiations Will Be Tough - Atedo Peterside by HomoDroid(m): 10:04pm On Jun 03, 2024 |
Dhoneymix:I'm a Christian, but I must say the Government did not really subsidize Hajj - it's just that their communication apparatus is just too dumb to carry Nigerians along. The fact is that Hajj fee is dollar based and was fixed and many intending Pilgrims have already paid or been sponsored by their respective State Governments before the FX crashed badly. The repercussion is that the amount already paid by prospective pilgrims became inadequate due to the new naira equivalent of the Hajj fee dollar FX. At that point, the FG and state governments controlling pilgrims became obliged to make up the differential, as asking the pilgrims to pay more will result in serious political and religious backlash (two very critical issues in our jurisdiction). One might blame the Government for getting involved with pilgrimage in the first place, but these people are actually ambassadors of the country in a way and government ought to have a sort of control over their behaviour out there. More so as the President is looking forward to securing Foreign Direct Investment from the Arabs. We cannot expect our government to show nonchalance to one of the very important products of the Saudi Government. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Judiciary Is Biggest Threat To Nigeria’s Democracy – Peter Obi by HomoDroid(m): 6:55am On May 18, 2024 |
The biggest threat to the Nigerian Judiciary is PETER OBI and his Ilk, who never sees anything good in anything that does not favour them directly. Imagine someone who benefitted from the Judiciary to become Governor and rigged his way into second term now calling the judiciary names! I am really surprised he is now absolving INEC, which he made all his followers and a chunk of the entire world believe was manned by a league of a thousand AI Demons (who all conspired to write synchronized fake results nationwide within 36 hours of the 2023 presidential elections)! I guess he has been told how ridiculous it is to continue denigrating INEC, who is being hired by our neighbouring countries to help them conduct and structure their electoral systems and continually receiving accolades for jobs well done! OBIdense is the bitterest electoral contestant I have ever known! He continues to constitute a clear and present danger to the Nigerian democratic structures by spreading propaganda that is making gullible Nigerians distrust and lose hope in the system. 10 Likes 2 Shares |
| Business › Re: Binance: Nigeria Setting Dangerous Precedent For Firms By Detaining Executives by HomoDroid(m): 3:37pm On May 07, 2024 |
Majesty7:Sadly, everyone under trial will make any allegation that wins public sympathy! However, they need to present these with evidence before the EFCC and Code of Conduct Bureau! I run the management of a private estate in Lagos. My experience is that most persons accused of infractions always try to turn the table against the Security Personal on the excuse that it's because they refuse to give them tips, until you start to dig deep and unravel the facts. In fact, if you have nothing to hide as an American Citizen, how can a 'common' Nigerian Legislator of opposition party be threatening you for kickback or bribe? (Make we reason this thing o!) And why escape through the back door, when your life is not under threat (as an American citizen in ordinary Nigeria)? Many Nairalanders are ignorantly and hatefully supporting outsiders against their own government fighting for their currency! Very sad indeed. If you think you're dealing with TINUBU's government by supporting these international crooks called Binance, think again! A lot of Nigerians have lost their fortunes to these Ponzi schemes always repackaged and re-presented, including BETthis and BETthat, SwissGold, SwissGolden, MMM, etc. 1 Like |
| Education › Re: JAMB Candidate From Bayelsa Scores 354 by HomoDroid(m): 8:55am On May 03, 2024 |
Nigerians are too gullible follow-follow, sha. Nobody has questioned how 95+95+73+93 take equal 354? Just asking o! In another thread, somebody had identical scores in identical subjects and her total is 356! 2024 UTME: Tsavkegh Ishughun Scored 356 In JAMB https://www.nairaland.com/8080474/2024-utme-tsavkegh-ishughun-scored Looks like 2024 Serial of Nmesomma is in premiere mode! |
| Agriculture › Re: Me Working On My Melon (egusi) Farm This Morning by HomoDroid(m): 7:51pm On Apr 28, 2024 |
maasoap:OP, are you sure it's wise to plant watermelons among melons (tares and wheat situation). Cross pollination will surely happen and may not be helpful? BUT WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT FARMING? Let the gurus throw more light, sha! 2 Likes |
| Crime › Re: IG Wants NSCDC, FRSC Merged With Police by HomoDroid(m): 8:20am On Apr 23, 2024 |
In my opinion, 1. The National Police should be scrapped and replaced with State Police. 2. The NSCDC should absorb and reorientate the manageable remnants of the Federal Police. 3. The FRSC should absorb the TW personnel of the existing police and upgrade their skills. 4. Then for coordination and conflict resolution, a special division should be created in the new NSCDC to include selected ex-sevicemen. When you have a complaint against your state police, you petition this division for assistance. Also the special unit of the NSCDC will operate as the National Guard. 5. Any member of the scrapped national police not found suitable to be absorbed into his state's new Police unit should apply for gratuity and if screened and found worthy, should be paid-off. The rest should automatically enter the existing pension scheme after a one-month disengagement training. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria’s FX Reserves Drop To $32bn — Lowest Level In Six Years by HomoDroid(m): 5:09pm On Apr 17, 2024 |
If the powers that be would listen up, they should sell the entire FX Reserve,use the proceeds to crash the exchange rate and the balance to massively import equipment for mining, ores processing and Gold Refinery. The FG should then embark on aggressive purchase for storage the entire Gold refined in the country! We can also spread our reserves in the top three foreign currencies spread between the BRICS, the West and Brazil. This approach will put an end to the see-finish that USA in doing to us! But what does ordinary me know about national economics and fiscal policy? |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Dunamis Church 'Fake Testimony': Anyim Vera Deserves An Apology by HomoDroid(m): 9:59am On Apr 15, 2024 |
Those encouraging the Lady to sue the Church/ MoG want her to end her fake legal career in deep jail. The man of God correctly discerned her fakeness. Even if she actually appears on the Graduation List, it must have been contrived. How can a graduate of Law forget her degree class? How can she so forget that she mentioned BSc, not even BA? This suggests she never understood the University system and most likely procured the degree, if any! Any attempt to drag the issue will simply lay bare all that is hidden! God does not always condone lies propagated on His Altar! 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Muslim Allows Pastor Sleep In A Mosque As Christians Refused Him Accommodation by HomoDroid(m): 8:40pm On Apr 14, 2024 |
This Pastor is Suspect! I guess his story didn't add up, hence the argument between the host Pastor and his wife. I guess the location must be in the heart of BH Territory, where mission houses have suffered untold terrorism more than than the mosques. It's very wrong to judge a case without knowing the full details. In fact, the headline made it look like many Christians rejected him, whereas the content showed it was just a random Church location. The supposed hosts must have learnt bitter lessons from being carefree. I remember the story of one RCCG Church that hosted a stranger for some days. The stranger ended up robbing the Church Accountant of the offerings and he almost lost his life, but for providence. This was after they had taken good care of the stranger and even made monetary provisions for him. That's life! 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Sports › Re: Tunde Onakoya Attempts To Break World Record For Longest Chess Marathon by HomoDroid(m): 3:45pm On Apr 13, 2024 |
I HOPE THE MATCHES ARE FIXED, ELSE, HE'S MOST LIKELY TO FAIL! At present, there are too many challenges to face: 1. Opponents well-prepared by advanced chess-bots like STOCKFISH; 2. Opponents who manage to evade cheating screens; 3. Unforced error due to mental fatigue or time trouble; 4. Unforced error occurring by chance; 5. Errors occurring through distraction; 6. Tricks and traps recently developed and deployed; & 6. The X-Factor (or act of God). Even the god-like Calsen has been defeated by random guys recently on chance occasions! All the same, Nothing ventured, nothing gained! I wish him smooth sailing - TOUCHE! 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: South-East To Sue FG, Demands Creation Of 6th State; To Demand For Trillions by HomoDroid(m): 4:52pm On Mar 28, 2024 |
Where is thevSENSE? Does the Nigeria Constitution recognise Igbos (or any particular tribe for that Matter)? Does the Constitution recognise SE, or SS, SW, NE, NC and NW. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by HomoDroid(m): 3:32pm On Mar 23, 2024 |
I hope the Freezer Man will learn how to be circumspect with his attacks on every Man of God and every issue of God! He got the issue of Tithes right, but must be careful not to portray himself as an agent of the Antichrist, so that people will follow any other truths he may be used by God to propagate in the future. From what I gather about this issue, the Man of God (Pastor Chris Oyakhilome) stated that many dead members of his church were resurrected last year! Only authentic inner members of the Love World can make any meaningful attempt to refute or debunk that claim. Only them can explain what was killing them and how they were revived! I choose to believe that MoG until contrary information or revelation is made available. You see, the Word of God carries the seed of Resurrection and Eternal Life for those who choose to swallow it whole. Challenging Chris to bring Mohbad and Ibu back to life ignores the fact that these two may not qualify! Pastor Chris did not claim that nobody died in his ministry in that year. No power can resurrect somebody who God himself has killed or recalled back home! It's only those who died untimely at the hands of the Devil that can be resurrected through timely deliverance ministration by The Word! Christian deliverance and healing are not magic protocols that can be replicated at will! It is the entire prerogative f the Almighty God who exercises His sovereign powers over the matter of Life and Death. I hope the Freezer Man understands this and stops making a mockery of himself in attempts to ridicule the Church and its operators! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Abuja Businessman Reacts As Hoodlums Invade, Loot His Warehouse by HomoDroid(m): 10:52am On Mar 05, 2024 |
Prigidypogodo:THIS IS NOT REPEAT NOT REVOLUTION BUT SHEER DAYLIGHT ROBBERY! IT CAN ONLY LEAD TO CHAOS AND UNNECESSARY PAIN AND AGONY MOSTLY TO THE INNOCENT! NIGERIANS BE WISE! 2 Likes |
