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Politics › Re: FG Approves 11 Private Varsities, Suspends Applications by HomoDroid(m): 8:00pm On Mar 06, 2025
cmikel:
Great 90 % is in SW
Please, go and apply for Okija University of Witchcraft and Mystical Arts or Sambisa University of Banditry and Animal Sciences and I will help you push for its speedy approval! grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Alleged Sexual Harassment: Bukola Saraki Reacts To Natasha-Akpabio Feud by HomoDroid(m): 4:51pm On Mar 01, 2025
That Coup Plotter Again! Akpabio should not give them a single chance to execute their plot to cut short hos Presidency in the name of transparency o! It doesnpt take these people a full session to yank him off the coveted seat.

Consider what happened to Obasa in Lagos. At first they tried to pin it on Tinubu, but as soon as he voiced it out how disappointed he was that he was not even carried along, the enemies have turned to claim democracy now. They are relying on the numbers and not the legalities. They failed to reckon with balance of power sharing, which the Old fox is now using to fight back!

If Akpabio should make the mistake of step aside to allow for transparent investigation, he can as well kiss that exalted office goodbye. He should consider it as somebody advising the president to step aside to allow for corruption investigation against him - let them wait until his tenure expires, afterall crime has no expiry date, else, let Natasha carry her evidence to court and answer Mrs Akpabio's suit of N250bn!
Politics › Re: Uniport Professor Addresses False Claims About PMS Performance by HomoDroid(m): 8:42pm On Feb 25, 2025
This is one of the foibles of Nigerian Academics. He needs to tell us his findings in practical terms, compared to his theoretical knowledge - that's how new theoretical knowledge emerges!

My suspicion is that his theoretical position should be up to 95% correct, while the testimonies would also be correct to a large extent. The differential will be accounted for by Market malpractices such as deviations from standard as well as under-dispensing of the fuel. My experience is that vendors of fuel products in Nigeria cheat! They keep altering prices without changing the meter displays by tampering with the settings. Also, I suspect the sulphur content levels will also affect combustion and the resultant thrust. this is why some fuel treatment help energy release achieve in injection engines.

In the case of cooking gas, the difference in the mix of Octane and Butane gases in the LPG will affect howe mush heat or fire generated per unit. Who regulates this and how effectively?
Politics › Re: Ganduje's Son Asks Tinubu For Space For Himself & Dad In Tinubu's Private Jet by HomoDroid(m): 4:44pm On Feb 25, 2025
From what I saw and heard in the video clip, it was actually Tinubu that asked the young man if he was going with him. The Man merely confirmed it is him and his father, not his mum that would like to share the flight. if there was space!
Celebrities › Re: Kanye West's Wife, Bianca Censori's 'Nude' Look At Grammys Red Carpet by HomoDroid(m): 12:34pm On Feb 03, 2025
RollinTNDA:
Good😍😍😍

This is how God created us without clothe and said everything He created was good in his eyes.

But humans out of shame started covering up their bodies!!

It is a sin to cover your body!!!
God created us naked
God didnt tell us to wear clothe

He created us naked for a reason.
But sin, shane and guilt made us cover our body sad

Even God was shocked to see Adam cover his body with leaves.

God out of suprise ask Adam...
Why are you covering yourself angry

That is to show you God created us to be naked!!

When David danced naked in feont of the temple. GOD BLESSED HIM!!
God did not create us naked! Please go and re-read that part of the Bible again, with the spirit of understanding

The original covering (Glory of God, which made Adam phenomenal to all other creatures) was stolen when Eve and Adam fell to the Serpent's trickery! This is why a Lion can see a full grown man today and dare to roar! Even the Rexes and Dinos dare not whimper when Adam was in full glory!

What we call God;s punishment/judgement was actually God's way of explaining the implications of the fall into sin and departure of His glory from the couple.

If you refer to the contest of Satan with Job, you will understand better the concept of God's covering glory and its impact in the life of a Man of God. Satan actually requested that God remove this shield if he actually wants him to deal with Job ruthlessly and comprehensively!

Think about this: why did God cover them up with fig leaves, if He originally created them naked?
Politics › Re: Bandit Kingpin Turji Is Dead Man Walking, DHQ Declares by HomoDroid(m): 7:52pm On Dec 31, 2024
The Military has performed creditably, except for the new problem they are now creating with their faulty strategy. Pray, why is the Military acting like Cops - why ARRESTING terrorists? Are they the Police? Everywhere else in the World, the Military neutralizes threats, while police arrests criminals. What is the Military going to do with the ARRESTED Terrorists? I hope they have a solid arrangement to dash them to the Amnesty International Chivalry? Nigeria only needs DEAD Terrorists!
Politics › Re: Ghana's President-Elect, John Mahama Visits Tinubu (Photos) by HomoDroid(m): 2:52pm On Dec 17, 2024
Broda Goerge (the Old Fox) dodged a Bullet - na now e for sweet to settle hin matter! grin grin grin[b][/b]

If you must Japa, make your head first dey there o!
Education › Re: Afe Babalola Seeks FG’s Approval For Free Trade Zone In ABUAD Industrial Park by HomoDroid(m): 2:56pm On Dec 14, 2024
NOETHNICITY:
Man You are almost 100 and will be gone from this world
And you have made soooooooo much money already, why don’t you just relax and enjoy your few last years?
It's the lowest level of poverty mentality to think a highly successful centurion Lawyer is seeking to make money! Afe Babalola has made more than enough money - someone who can forgive a client's $1m service debt because a young Lawyer respectfully requested for it). He has also etched his name in gold by building a foremost citadel of learning to groom the next generation of leaders,

What he is seeking in the FTZ Application is to create a convenient ecosystem for graduates of his Institution to practice their knowledge in proffering real solutions to societal challenges in Nigeria rather than japaing! He is trying to use his power, influence and connection to make the right changes in his little corner of this world. That is a clear path to immortality!. I wonder if you have heard of The Silicon Valley and know what it really is?

The success ladder starts with positioning, money making, power-holding, influence, mentoring, clones nurturing, self actualization or/ and immortality!
Politics › Re: Chidi Anyaegbu: Chisco Chairman Rejects Mayor of Ndigbo (Lagos) Title by HomoDroid(m): 10:55pm On Dec 13, 2024
Some Igbo jobbers tried to scam an Educated Man! This is where quality education stands you out. School na scam Geng, take note!

How can they scheme to make a man Mayor of a people when a real Mayor is simply the Governor/CEO of a City or Municipality. He is the head of the executive team that runs a city, You can only have a Mayor for a place and not Mayor of a tribe! In any case, modern mayors are usually elected and not selected by people who have no locus!

Dem wan take dis wan head broke coconut, him dodge am! grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Help!! Is My Inverter Running Normally At This Capacity? (PHOTOS) by HomoDroid(m): 2:41am On Dec 10, 2024
OP, this is the first instalment of your punishment for joining them to chant 'school na scam' last year! grin grin grin

Let all the others repent or they shall likewise...
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Cancels Wedding Over N3.5m Bride Price List (photos) by HomoDroid(m): 8:41pm On Nov 23, 2024
The Man ain't ready to marry a quality wife, period! Women from that side of our nation are quality, productive, homely and loyal, if you open your eyes.

Also, in my experience, there are no hard and fast rules about marriage list - they are highly negotiable. this particular list is even user friendly to the extent that some of the sections are monetised (meaning negotiable). It would certainly be worse if not monetised because of the inflationary price of items in the market today.

In my opinion, that marriage list has delivered the Bride from FAWORAJA - those type of abroad people Kemi Badenor referred to in that despicable langauge (diaper handlers)! grin grin grin Not everybody in the abroad are eligible Bachelors o! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Food › Re: Civet: See The Animal My Brother Killed by HomoDroid(m): 12:20pm On Nov 20, 2024
Warn your Brother to make sure he adds 3 alligator pepper seeds in the pepper soup and share with at least one neighbour to avoid the wrath of the gods of the civet - that animal is not created for chop-alone people! Do not say I didn't warn you o!
Science/Technology › Re: Huge Python Killed In Jos & Sold For ₦200k (Pictures) by HomoDroid(m): 4:05pm On Nov 18, 2024
That farmer's looks was enough to kill that Python - kinda reminds me of the Mottafu*ker looks of Patrick Swayze in that movie titled 'GHOST'
Foreign Affairs › Re: Moment Equitorial Guinea's Official, Balthazar Ebang Arrived In Court (video) by HomoDroid(m): 3:34pm On Nov 08, 2024
I hope Chastity Belt is fully installed on him! grin grin grin
Pets › Re: Dogs Maul Security Man To Death At Pinnock Estate, Lekki (Video) by HomoDroid(m): 11:33pm On Nov 05, 2024
The Police had better investigate this story properly! My detective mind tells me a different story - maybe a hit and run being covered by Dog Mauling! Maybe the dogs are being framed up.

From the video, I see blood already caked and turned black.

Questions:
1. When did the mauling start and finish?
2. Was the Guard all by himself and couldn't scream for help? (a Man is very different from a chicken, for those who may not know!)
3. Was any of the Dogs hurt or at least scratched in any way ?- the guard may not be a Samson that could tear up a lion, but men don't like dying without a fight, no matter what!
4. Are Guards in such high brow areas untrained and un-kitted (no Kondo Olopa, no taser, no whistle)?
5. Is it that easy for dogs to maul; a full grown adult with no handicap to death on the spot - no attempt to rescue him?

Make Police check that story well-well o! Nigerians are so so gullible!

By the way, I've worked in a commercial Kernel that bred the toughest dogs in Nigeria and I know one or two things about dogs!
Politics › Re: Alex Ikwechegh Addresses Plenary About Assault (Video) by HomoDroid(m): 7:43pm On Oct 29, 2024
How can this RICH Rat claim to be human when a specie of same specs is a POOR Rat in his perception? Does he have two brains? Maybe he is bipolar - one character a SENATOR of the Federal Republic and the other, and ordinary rich Rep!

In my opinion, any one using the phrase 'to err is human to forgive is divine' when he is the same person on trial, is a trickster and duper!
Politics › Re: Ex-INEC Chair, Prof. Humphrey Nwosu, Dies At 83 by HomoDroid(m): 2:57pm On Oct 24, 2024
bestman09:
[s]This man risked his life and family for Nigerians democracy.[/s]

May his soul rest in peace
May his Soul RIP, yes, because that is not certain! I wonder the kind of stupidity Nigerians love or the level of revisionism that keep the truth standing upside down! What special thing did Prof Nwosu do in the June 12 elections? Remember, Nigeria was under a military regime at that time and the two contestants were friends of the military - one a Northerner and the second a moneybag friend of the Military leaders! Nwosu was appointed by the military to sit as umpire in a contest between their two choices - could he afford to fool around? Does he need to be a catholic to be honest under such a scenario? Of course he could not read the minds of the organisers of the political game, so could never for his life afford to be partial or offensive. I submit he was kept honest by the circumstances rather than for any personal character or patriotism. There's nothing better than the barrel of the gun to keep even a crook honest!

What sci-fi is involved in making the umpire of such a contest remain neutral until ordered to stop? Even after the dust settled it took their Hero Nwosu many years and severe pressure to release the balance of the electoral results! What a brave hero! Under his watch, the acclaimed freest and fairest election was truncated (died intestate), yet some called him Odogwu Lion Heart! Tueh!
Politics › Re: $500,000 Bribe: Farouk Lawan Regains Freedom After Serving 5-year Jail Term by HomoDroid(m): 1:44pm On Oct 22, 2024
He doesn't look like a corrected Man, though! grin grin grin
Travel › Re: This Is The Ibadan Of 1970 And 2024, Spot The Difference. by HomoDroid(m): 8:31am On Oct 08, 2024
So the whole of the largest city in Africa can be captured in one single picture? Wonderful!

This is a typical case study to prove pictures can lie!

In any case, what happened to the mantra: íf it ain't damaged, don't fix it?
Sports › Re: Daniel Dubois Is A Nigerian by HomoDroid(m): 7:36pm On Sep 28, 2024
If his mother is a Nigerian and He was born in Britain, then maybe he is English or German! grin

That's my verdict, until you can prove his father is from Iragbiji! grin grin grin
Events › Re: Nurse Laments The N20,000 Cake She Got From A Baker by HomoDroid(m): 12:30pm On Sep 23, 2024
Vis kain ingrate Nurse be dis? They even put real paracetamol tablets - does she know how much that goes for today?

The Baker certainly has an eerie sense of humor - s/he knew the recipient may rant, so the paracetamol is handy! Kiii kii ki ki k grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Moment Burna Boy Fell Off Stage While Performing (Video) by HomoDroid(m): 9:31am On Jul 29, 2024
I SUSPECT HE JOINED THEM TO MOCK TINUBU'S DOBALE MOVES - I SUSPECT OGA KARMAru WAS IN THE AUDIENCE AT THE SHOW! I too dey suspect everything nowadays! grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Packaged Beans Distributed By Akwa Ibom CP Ayilara To Residents (Photos) by HomoDroid(m): 9:22am On Jul 29, 2024
I REALLY FEAR FOR NIGERIA BECAUSE OF THE POVERTY MENTALITY OF THE NEW GENERATION!

So far on this thread, every single person has commented about how small the package is!

In my growing days, I learnt never to look a gift horse in the nose!

Everyone is thinking if the beans can fill a cooking pot? Of course yes, but not the way you think. Add a bit of foresight, time, diligence and the grace of God, and in Seven months from now, it can feed a full grown adult for months! Our soils are fertile nationwide!

I know some people will still wonder where they can find land to grow the beans (we are very quick to complain but slow to find solutions).

To my mind, the CP has been used to unearth the problem with Nigeria - thoughtless consumerism! Nigerians will go to exchange naira for Forex and in spite of the prohibitive decline in the value of the naira, nobody thinks to hold on to their naira, rather they will rush to even buy more in the hope the decline will continue, so they can take advantage! How is government to blame? We expect government to keep flooding the black market with dollars so we can keep importing everything that catches our fancy? Why not earn your own dollar?

I have seen a lot of different lists of demand by supposed prospective Hunger Protesters - none includes that government must force PayPal to include Nigeria in the list of countries that can receive Dollar remittances freely! This single move will drastically reduce unemployment, redress the scarcity of dollars and enable international trade for the youths. But I guess the prospective protesters are not really the skilled youths that i know, who have IT and other sought-after international skills to offer remotely!

One day, one day, the foraging hog will eventually find its way to Oyo! grin grin grin
Food › Re: This Is How I Prepared My Caterpillar Delicacy (video/pic) by HomoDroid(m): 12:30pm On Jul 18, 2024
AntiChristian:
Ayanma!

Yuck!

Feels like vomiting...

Well, people eat termites and then this!

When will someone eat cockroaches?

Caterpillar is Butterfly larva!
Nope - It's actually SILKWORM, a Highly endangered specie!
Career › Re: Police Is The Best Job In The World — IGP Egbetokun by HomoDroid(m): 12:22pm On Jul 18, 2024
Zonefree:
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It's time NDLEA start to check what these people are smoking..
Also time for Police to investigate what happens to what NDLEA are not smoking How are they making their money?
Business › Re: ₦1,532 To ₦1,561: Naira Depreciates Massively Against Dollar In A Single Day by HomoDroid(m): 12:15pm On Jul 11, 2024
Blazetrailer:
Somebody saddled with the responsibility of leadership, who claimed he was a "strategist" should have asked this question from those who advised him to devalue the currency, before accepting to do so in a bid to attract foreign investments.

Buhari asked them these questions, hence he frusrd ti devalue further. Same Buhari that we all agreed is not educated.

This makes me doubt whether the Tinunbu is educated at all.
Before you start idol-worshipping the ex-President, remember he spent his last nine months declaring that he could barely wait to handover and return to Daura! He knew fully well he had lost the ablity to cope with Nigeria's challenges!

Buhari barely managed to keep the naira exchange rate steady through juju economics - borrowing massively to defend the naira! He even conjoured all the tricks in the books and outside. Borrowing against future crude production; ways and means far beyond the authorized limits; overloaded Foreign and domestic debts; delays in Salary payments; Emefailuriasis; etcetera, etcetera, etceterum!

On the contrary, the Present Government fired the silver bullet from day 1 and removed both fuel subsidy and floated the exchange rate in one fell swoop. Although I personally believe it was an error to move too soon as well as combine the two recipes together - it is the reason for our economic constipation we are battling with today. Each policy was good and necessary, but it become an overdose when administered concurrently instead of consecutively. The crooked Nigerian opportunists pounced on the circumstances to hold everyone to ransome!
Health › Re: Zambian Teacher Commits Suicide, Leaves Note On How His Money Should Be Shared by HomoDroid(m): 11:41am On Jul 07, 2024
Panford Mweetwa, a Secondary School Teacher was with the Devil. The Devil took him and he was no more because the Devil took him.

He complained to the world he left behind that he worked so hard but had nothing to show for it! He has a loving Brother, a responsible wife and lovely Children. His Labours have earned him enough income to build a house in the city of Lusaka and enough for his wife to start a business as well as pay for relocation, yet the Devil convinced him that all these are nothing compared to owning his squat space in Neverland Hellfire!

What a stupidly bold Man of Devil (MOD) May God have mercy on his bereaved family.
Family › Re: Six Key Principles For Building A Lasting Relationship by HomoDroid(m): 9:04pm On Jul 03, 2024
Sure blueprint,but apply with sensei!
Celebrities › Re: Black Satino Hilarious Video: Watch Video; Can You Leave Your Spouse For $1.5m?? by HomoDroid(m): 2:24pm On Jun 22, 2024
What?
Politics › Re: Muslims must shun to Labour strike - MURIC by HomoDroid(m): 10:24pm On Jun 03, 2024
malali:
Surah An-Nisa (Chapter 4), Verse 58:

"Indeed, Allah commands you to render trusts to whom they are due and when you judge between people to judge with justice. Excellent is that which Allah instructs you. Indeed, Allah is ever Hearing and Seeing."


MURIC calm down, this one we are fighting for is food. You either join us or shut up !!!
It's only a mischievous person that compares a flock of chicken to a cob of maize! Why compare NASS Budget to Minimum wage and not to Govt Wage Bill or Human Resource Cost? Is NASS Budget made up of only Salaries of Lawmakers?

Another issue is why compare even the salary of Lawmakers to that of Entry Level Civil Servants? Many people erroneously think that minimum wage is maximum wage. It will shock them that the consequential adjustments up the Civil Service Cadre will make the Salaries of DGs and Perm Secs overtake that of the President or Senators, if granted as Labour wants, then the Law makers will simply make a Law for the Adjustment of their own packages in line with the new minimum Wage structure. It is a simply protocol called 'indexing'

Politics › Re: Minimum Wage Negotiations Will Be Tough - Atedo Peterside by HomoDroid(m): 10:04pm On Jun 03, 2024
Dhoneymix:
Subsidising Hajj is not what the Nigerian government should even bother itself with. Even though it's a crucial pillar in Islam, it's done ONLY WHEN YOU HAVE THE MEANS to do so. The irresponsible government spending hugely to subsidize Hajj for people who already can afford it. Nigeria should think of having a vision that all Nigerians should know about even when they are awakened from slumber
I'm a Christian, but I must say the Government did not really subsidize Hajj - it's just that their communication apparatus is just too dumb to carry Nigerians along. The fact is that Hajj fee is dollar based and was fixed and many intending Pilgrims have already paid or been sponsored by their respective State Governments before the FX crashed badly. The repercussion is that the amount already paid by prospective pilgrims became inadequate due to the new naira equivalent of the Hajj fee dollar FX. At that point, the FG and state governments controlling pilgrims became obliged to make up the differential, as asking the pilgrims to pay more will result in serious political and religious backlash (two very critical issues in our jurisdiction).

One might blame the Government for getting involved with pilgrimage in the first place, but these people are actually ambassadors of the country in a way and government ought to have a sort of control over their behaviour out there. More so as the President is looking forward to securing Foreign Direct Investment from the Arabs. We cannot expect our government to show nonchalance to one of the very important products of the Saudi Government.
Politics › Re: Judiciary Is Biggest Threat To Nigeria’s Democracy – Peter Obi by HomoDroid(m): 6:55am On May 18, 2024
The biggest threat to the Nigerian Judiciary is PETER OBI and his Ilk, who never sees anything good in anything that does not favour them directly. Imagine someone who benefitted from the Judiciary to become Governor and rigged his way into second term now calling the judiciary names!

I am really surprised he is now absolving INEC, which he made all his followers and a chunk of the entire world believe was manned by a league of a thousand AI Demons (who all conspired to write synchronized fake results nationwide within 36 hours of the 2023 presidential elections)! I guess he has been told how ridiculous it is to continue denigrating INEC, who is being hired by our neighbouring countries to help them conduct and structure their electoral systems and continually receiving accolades for jobs well done!

OBIdense is the bitterest electoral contestant I have ever known! He continues to constitute a clear and present danger to the Nigerian democratic structures by spreading propaganda that is making gullible Nigerians distrust and lose hope in the system.

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