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This is gross indiscipline - I thought their orders was merely to dance with the Python! Why kill the poor animal?

Everyone is shouting Greed, Greed, Greed, substandard materials, Substandard materials. Hmnn, my naive eyes is showing me overweight of decking. The decking is simply too thick! check it out. I believe the contractor has 'f'ola je iyo' That decking appears to be almost 12inches thick!

I think it behooves on public figures and celebrities to speak to the public or social media in the public's best interest. Celebrities must necessarily do things (at least in the public space) that are worth celebrating.

This Ednut fellow failed to realise that a lot of things could go into an SUV of N5Million to dwarf N25Million, e.g, customization, armouring, maintenance contract, fuelling, documentation, insurance, etc.

The BBN is merely an entertainment lottery system, though a personally disagreable one at that! Ednut must realise the house can never give away more than a certain percentage of the purse as Prize money. There are other regulated payouts that must be made.

The complaint by this guy only shows his level of naivety. I pity his 'fans' and mentees, if any!

Oblongata:
Capital punishment for culpable homicide? An appeal should made... if argument ensued before the stab then it can be established that the action was not premeditated.

Life or long jail term should suffice!

My 'unlearned' friend, argument before the act is not sufficient to show that the act was not premeditated in Law. The incidence of the weapon is crucial. Was the knife already in their possession and do they have an acceptable explanation for being in possession of the knife before the act? Do they have something to benefit from the act? Is there proof that the knife actually caused the death? these are other relevant questions.

However, if they were actually charged and convicted for culpable homicide (manslaughter), then I wonder how the Judge could sentence them to death! (Naija Tinz)

jesusjnr:
Enemies die by fire church!

Antichrist doctrine!

Matthew 5:43-45 (KJV)

43 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.
44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.

Thou hypocrite, why are you still alive if you have followed your 'doctrine' and donated your head to money ritualist as birthday gift. Or do you think such people are not great enough enemies? Or you don't love them enough to support their get-rich-quick endeavours?

Thou enemy lover, please proceed today to Sambisa to show love to the Bokos or the Heardsmen or Kidnappers along Abuja-Kaduna Xpressway. Surely, you do love them enough?

I suggest the judge should pardon him and recommend his recall to the Army. He should be made to atone by being assigned to a solo mission to rescue Leah Sharibu from captivity. His orders should be clear: Do not return alive without the mission accomplished!

On a more serious note, I think justice has already been perverted in this case. I thought the initial issue was that of gang-rape -is this guy now being made the fall guy? Can the other soldiers on that beat be held blameless (even if they didn't partake in the loot)? My submission is that they are equally guilty for complicity. Why did they not prevent the act? Are we suggesting that it was only one soldier at the beat or is it alright that the others 'merely looked on'?

If you marry thing kind of shopper, be ready to work veeeery hard to supply all her wants according to your vanity glory!

She will invite EFCC to you, sooner than later!

freemanbubble:
Okay i go follow this news ehnnn

Because me ehnnn I first dislike God nor to talk of pastors the so called men of God
Because through that imaginary being called God one low budget asss Moda fuckkking nigggar called Jesus, the son of a broke asss bitch called Mary was able to deceive the world to believe he is the messiah
And the worse part of it all these churches don't pay tax.

Now, you, whosoever, has under this appellation Freemanbubble freely and openly defamed the name of[b] my Lord and Saviour, JESUS the CHRIST[/b], I am moved by that same spirit of The Lord JESUS CHRIST to make an example of you, for the salvation of other unbelievers.

Under the annointing of the Holy Spirit, I proclaim the heavens over your destiny closed immediately and your sorrows surpass that borne by Christ on the cross of calvary, until such day and time, when you shall repent of your blasphemy, publicly declare Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour and ask a genuine Man of God to pray for you in the name of Jesus Christ. I seal this prophecy with the Blood of Jesus Christ, whom you defame! AMEN.

Who records her rape scene?

This is beginning to look like ATKU's INEC Server Printout Issue - which mumu lawyer will allow a court to admit an unofficial document as evidence against his client?

It's a CATCH22 for her, even if the video truly exists. Who held the camera? Who engaged the cameraman - were they 'on set' of a movie? Or - Does the hotel make video records of their guests?

Neymar will not need a SAN to trash this case!

EngrKem:
A Good name is better than Gold.
I was rooting for him BUT
When I realised he cant enter into US because of fraud, I felt bad. He should v guarded himself well but he couldnt.
So if there is a major event requesting all speakers to be in US, Gbaja can't attend!!
We are fighting corruption and can't afford a fugitive to be a speaker!
It's hypocrisy!
His past misdeed will cost him Speaker so others can learn!

The last time I checked, US Visa is not among the requirements for membership of the Nigerian Legislature. That was how some people pushed that 'maga' to go and negotiate away NNPC with some foreign crooks, thinking that was all that is needed to become Nigerian President! Now they have pushed him again into the Election Litigation gauntlet. The first shot fired against him will end up sealing his faith as a Cameronigerian and inelligible for further participation in Presidential Elections!

Gbaja is so qualified on all fronts that it will take a miracle to deny him! The same USA some of us worship will readily bring a convict out of prison term to solve a national problem, if he proves good enough!

I have a retinue of questions emanating from the King Tonto Series, Season 2019:

1. Howe come a 40sec man made her pregnant - I thought premature ejaculation prevents a man from impregnating a woman?

2. How come a broke-ass bloke paid 8million p.a. as rent for a property?

3. How come a woman footed the wedding bills of a yahoo-yahoo guy, I thought those yahoo dudes are usually flamboyant and spend recklessly?

4. How come a yahoo+ guy didin't use her panties, or is the current aggravated 'insanity' being displayed by her a result of 'yahoo-rituals'?

5. How come she expects a man to pay school fees of a child whose biological surname she single-handedly changed?

6. How come she couldn't pay the school fees from the 22m naira loot gotten from the sale of the Prado, just within 12-months?

7. How come the 40sec man is also a womanizer?

8. How come the womanizer dude is also a gay?

9. How come a woman who expects to marry a man of means and property owner did not think of a proper court marriage?

10. How come a woman gets pregnant and foots the bills of her own wedding to a man of means (even little 'learner' Regina is wiser)

11. How come someone who confesses to a series of lies and public deceit about her relationship is now complaining that the 'partner-in-crime' is a liar? Is she merely bitter that she has been 'out-lied'?

12. How come everyone is still following her saga?

13. How come I'm even bothered with all this hullabaloo?

If the Lecturer fails them in that practical now, they will start hating! They should have captured it and taken it to the Lecturer to collect their grade A in that practical!

Now that they killed the very important member of the ecosystem, what do they expect as the reward, as students of Agric who have been thought of the nocturnal nature of the poor creature?

That particular snake is a very effective natural 'pesticide' who help farmers tame rodents and other similar destructive pests in the farm - a true farmer's friend!

I am greatly shocked that majority of responses to this topic appears to fail to understand what TRUMP is pointing out to Twitter.

Between the lies, what he is not saying is more important than what he said. WHAT HE IS NOT SAYING IS THAT 'MR TWITTER, WE THINK YOU ARE CHEATING AND GETTING READY TO BE USED TO MANIPULATE THE NEXT ELECTIONS'. You see, artificial intelligence is being used here to expose the damage and threat posed by twitter and this meeting is just a last warning to Twitter before government machinery exposes the outfit regardless of the damage that the loss of twitter will cause to the American economy!

Only very naive people will think that Trump just loves to tweet because he is idle. Rather, the chap has found that social media is a major campaign tool. He is asking the medium drivers 'can I rely on you or should I look for another?

By all natural metrics, there is no way a current American President (especially one that loves to tweet so much that major government policies, appointments and dismissals/sacks are happening live, should have less followers than an ex-President, who is not even very active socially, politically and economically!

We should remember ho Trump has been taking on even CNN, labeling it as a 'Fake news' vendor and even threatening to form another rival 'authentic news' platform for the American people!

I am very sure the twitter people have been served notice and they already understand the message. The fact that a lot of enlightened people hate Trump does not mean they don't follow his jibes. On social media, half of your fans are friends and the other half are foes, but they all still follow/monitor you for one reason or the other, once you remain active!

nengiscrib:
Wait, the court couldn't conclude this matter? and instead remanded the man in prison �This is crazy.

My brother, It's good to be a 'Learned Fellow' o! It's risky business to try and claim a child born by a woman inside a marriage, except with the Husband's consent. I don't think he can escape the allegation merely by claiming he is the true father of the child. Paternity test can only be enforced if the two men are both not married to the woman or the woman is not in a marriage. The husband could refuse to permit a DNA Paternity test.

The general principle of the Law is like 'whatever is on a parcel of Land belongs to the Land and by extension, the owner of the land. If you go and build a sky-scrapper on another man's land, sorry is your first name and surname! Similarly, if you go and make another man's wife pregnant, you can not claim the child. The main reason is that the act is a crime and can not be rewarded!

Just like having a sexual relationship with a minor is statutory rape, so is the admission that you are having an affair with a married man is a crime already! It is only the husband that can reject the child and by extension the wife! You can not come from the blues and demand paternity test on a child born to my legally wedded wife, except your claim is that the child was conceived before the marriage or there is another woman, who is not my wife but the mother of that child!

iamJ:
I pray say na brand new

2nd hand, air peace will be buying old planes and be forming modern

We know all these things na

Their recent 777 na year 2000 version

Africa na dumping ground for old planes, only ethiopian airlines have new planes in Africa

Oga, Aviation business is not a show off matter, but safety first! It is better to buy a brand new Y2000 model of an aircraft than a 2019 model. Pedigree counts more than newness.

There are only two types of Aircraft - a Certified one and an non-certified one. There nothing like Old aircraft! Aircraft is not like vehicles in age issues. Tyres are replaced when worn, engines re-fitted when worn, instrumentation and software can also be upgraded and you have a 'newly certified aircraft.

It is only in Nigeria that people by latest cars that are unproven - some poeple have ordered for 2050 landcruiser! (LOL)

Methinks that the fact that that felon is still walking around free proves his claim is false, else PMB should have ordered him picked up!

Why is this guy threatening to expose them when they are already threatening to close down his life-stream business? Did he sign a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) with them?

Let his Accountant or Auditor simply doze off while reviewing the list on his laptop, then let a blogger take a scoop from the screen and post. Then let the roforofor staff. I can assure you he will receive at least 50% recovery within a fortnight. Then Accountant can then be 'sacked' on paper!

Catastrophe1:
Ifeanyi traitor. You're a traitor. Walahi 4 years isn't far and you will be voted out. We trusted you, we picked you because we don't believe in partisan politics.
Pitching tent with evil ruling party is the worse political move uve made

Don't display so much ignorance friend, even God does business with the devil - go and read the Biblical book of Job! Moreover, the party ruling my dear country is not evil, regardless of whatever shortcoming it may have. Your words have a way of acting up, so be careful of what words you use! Don't just believe you are smarter than that man who became a billionaire within a short lifespan, rather, try to be humble and learn from him!

Why are some people so dump with emotions instead of thinking logically?

The young man has given a faultless reason, yet haters will not bother to analyze. Politics is not an emotion driven game, rather a game of numbers driven by entrenched interest.

If you understand this, how can you fault his move? Do you expect him to sit in one corner for four years and bring nothing from the national goodies home to his people, is that how to be a senator?

Why is everyone asking which career? She was clear enough when she answered 'ND Graduate Widower'
She is a career widower and this public exposure will make her lose clients and potential 'dead husbands'!

Lionel Messi is a great player in Barcelonia, no doubt! Elsewhere...?

What kind of Assurance Policy covers this?

Would the Police let the Studio, his Manager, even the Camera Crew go just like that?

How does a gun-in-the-pocket shoot off your face, even by accident?

I think the mother should tell us another lie!

Apple2:
If the car was bought with her name on documents they is no way the person wl collect it back, even thou is not with her name she can still do change of ownership immediately and still refuse to give the man pussy if she doesn't want to share her thing, is simple, and he cant do anything,

That vehicle model no be like that o! Ownership is not simply by registration papers o. There's electronic version of the ownership that can not be converted simply by changing papers and swearing affidavit stuff! She could get herself killed by riding the vehicle against the wishes of the original owner. For instance, he could be in a position to know exactly where she is wherever the car goes at every point in time.

Someone who could afford such a car can also afford to get it ruined if the beneficiary tries to play smart!

The girl acted in good conscience and instinctive wisdom.

The business of Coconut Oil is not very Lucrative in itself, but the value chain is lucrative as a whole. Now it depends on which points you position yourself. I carried out a detailed study in 2017 as a Business Development Consultant to a prospect for Bank Loan. My conclusion was to advise the client against it.

For you to run the processing aspect profitably, you must operate at least medium scale and sell by-products in addition to the VCO. Such by-products include the husks, the shells, white coconut powder/flakes (if you are into cold-press VCO method) or coconut cakes (if you are into hot-press method).

Interestingly, coconut powder is even more expensive than the VCO (except where high level packaging and selling to exclusive niche of beauty product enthusiasts). The cakes are also highly acceptable in Animal feeds, such as fish feed making.

The shells and husks have versatile application and conversion into a wide range of products (I'm not telling for free!)

To ensure highest yield, It is advisable to acquire imported fully automatic turnkey processor.

Also note that your profitability with the VCO will greatly depend upon the coconut types, such as Ghana, Badagry, etc. Each have varying yield capabilities and pricing differentials. You also need to consider stability of supply. for this reason, you should consider importing copra from the Caribbeans or Brazil.

I think I have given away enough free info. (C&F Value of one ideal turnkey machinery was quoted at USD7595. The set included Copra Chopper, Roaster, Screw Press, Filling & Sealing Machine, coding labeler, etc)

Now I know for sure most people on Nairaland can't be rich. Reasons:
1 They can not see the link between love portion juju and being rich;
2. They cannot see the link between LOVE PORTION, Manpower, Sugar Mummy, Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo Yahoo Plus and Benz;
3. They are too lazy to understand how Pant used for love portion can become Benz Logo;
4. They can not understand why Old and Haggard-looking but rich white ladies will leave Yankee to come for wedding in Nigeria;
5. They cannot understand the marriage scam format that is enriching yahoo guys, especially in certain part of the country;
6. They cannot understand why marriage with old white ladies is coincidentally higher in some regions with higher incidences of pant robberies!
7. They cannot conclude that Love portion juju, using ladies pants = money rituals.

A ritual is defined as a protocol that consistently yields one or certain results!

A SAGE from the East wrote 'when a mad man comes to your house and defecates on the floor, what does a man do? He takes a stick and break his head ...that's what a man does' - Chinua Achebe, in "Things Fall Apart" I see no difference between this and what PBB has ordered the Security Agencies to do to Ballot Snatchers.

Now who are Ballot-Box snatchers? They are enemies of Democracy. Next to corrupt Judges who desecrate the Temples of Justice (or if you like, of God) ballot-box snatchers are the next worst enemies of the democratic system. if we are all agreed as to the seriousness of their crime, then how come some people are thinking we can use 'due process' to redress their malaise?

A Ballot-Box Snatcher is a thug, who comes sometimes accompanied and supported by a horde of thugs, with guns, cudgels, amulets, etc. They come unannounced, and ready to kill. They are armed physically and spiritually and has the element of surprise. They are no match for the light civil security required at the polling booth. The security agents will be outmaneuvered and at a serious disadvantage to counter them if he does not respond with extreme prejudice as ordered by the C-n-C, PMB.

The greater futility in doing otherwise as directed by PMB is that those whom have been arrested in the past have never been successfully prosecuted. Also, even when prosecuted, the penalties available under Nigerian Law is too mild compared to the damage done or the cost of securing conviction.

I think the so-called lifeless one is alive and well to his duties and this current call is spot-on!

This is why I hate democracy - now I will have the same single vote as this fellow who cannot understand simple logic and comprehension.

To break it down, the dead and the relocated already have their PVC made (hence uncollected) while thier names are expunged from the list of registered voter. This means the list of registered voters will be less than the total PVCs made. most of the excess will remain uncollected and will eventually have to be destroyed.

This issue also shames the cry-baby parties, whose campaign slogan is that INEC is swlling uncollected PVC. How come these ones are not bought?

Nbote:
Which kind explanation b dis?? If some of d ppl are dead and others transferred how exactly is d number of PVCs still more than d number of registered voters? It is actually supposed to b d other way around becos d dead names would still b in their register while those who applied for transfer would have both their PVCs transferred and names removed while those porting to d state would still have their names included in d register and their PVCs sent down to d state. There is still no way d number of PVCs should exceed d number of registered voters... Every PVC is supposed to appear on their register so INEC shld tell Nigerians how dey have PVCs dat aren't on their register. Dis excuse is dumb and daft...
INEC SHLD TELL NIGERIANS WHY DEY HAVE OVER 20000 PVCs DAT ISN'T CAPTURED IN THEIR REGISTER



Thanks... Now dis explanation makes some sense.. Thanks for d enlightenment

Interesting Aircraft!

I can help you raise funding. You will need to share your plan if you are serious. DM me if you think we can discuss this prospect.

I think the PDP guys are plain stupid! Their focus should be on the position of the NYSC Law as it applies to EMPLOYERS who employ any person that skipped the National Service!

The opposition parties should sue the governments (Federal and Ogun State) who have committed a crime by employing her, instead of this attempt at overkill to a probable victim of fraud - according to her statement of resignation which was accepted by the Federal Government without any effort to prosecute her! It shows the Government deliberately employed her, thus are guilty of the relevant section of the the NYSC Act!

Or should we believe the Opposition are COWARDS playing to the gallery in attempting to witch-hunt the ex-minister. The EMPLOYERS had the best available resources and opportunities to detect the forgery but negligently failed to do so, thus costing Nigerian Tax-Payers untold losses in blackmail racket which was rumoured to have been perpetrated.

Quite an unfortunate situation.

However, I believe every man has a right to self-recovery. The obvious path to thread is to find a clean way to dispose of the evidence.
Bodies are dumped in Lagos on a daily basis - all the headless bodies reported are done by people anyways, not by ghosts. so there's a good chance of doing it successfully, rather than just lie their and cry, you take your chances with a composed demeanor.

You need to retrace your steps to check out possibilities of witnesses the previous night. If a neighbour say you both go in, you can chat him up by asking if he saw the girl leave - that she 'nearly kill you' and you thank you she finally left! That's you alibi no 1.

Remember in homicide cases, to prove murder requires some elements. Getting rid of any of the critical elements increases you chances of escape and makes it more difficult for prosecution to prove beyond reasonable doubt. There needs to be a body, a weapon or means of killing traceable to the suspect, there also needs to be a motive - in this case none!

Disposing the body further reduces the chance of conviction. It is riskier to make lump disposal and less risky with piecemeal if you have the privacy to accomplish that. In any case, make sure you complete the task as soon as possible.

The most difficult part is making peace with your conscience and your creator! Confess your sin and repent. Promise God to stop frolicking for the rest of your days if He sees you through.

Now we all realize the good thing the Holy Book teaches in Prov - stolen waters are are sweet and bread eaten in secret is pleasant.. but they know not that the dead are there, and all her guests are in the bottom of HELL.

Prepare to shed some cash to Police, Lawyer, Relations of the Dead (if you get caught)

Careful not to serve the intestines of the giant rat to your Mayoress, else...RIP!