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PoliticsRe: Tinubu Meets APC Yobe North Senatorial Candidate, Sherrif Machina (August 2022) by HomoDroid(m): 4:36pm On Sep 30, 2022
BeautifulMind2:
See how APC are contradicting themselves, this is another picture they claimed he is in London, party of deceit
To a Poor fellow, these things are impossible and contradictory; but to a Jagaban with private jet, you can be in London and Nigeria same day, different times! grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: My Greatest Sexual Temptation As A Christian by HomoDroid(m): 9:35am On Sep 25, 2022
I have followed the discussion so far between IrepChrist and Dtruthspeaker and I have these to say:

1. Women are not evil, but created GOOD and as Help-Meet for Man;
2. Like every creature animate or inanimate, everything is capable of evil or good, including Man;
3. Satan is The EVIL one and always tries to infiltrate, adulterate and manipulate everything;
4. God permits Satan to operate (sometimes freely, where the creature is not hooked unto God directly)
5. Satan should be considered Quality Control System of God's creation, so he's doing his job perfectly and efficiantly;
6. At the set time, Satan will retire and lose his ability to test and all tested will be sorted (Heaven or Hell, Purgatory);
7. Every human has a choice to make, but not everyone will make it!

Work out your salvation, daily, with great care!, SHALOM
PoliticsRe: Facts About The Lagos State Auction Of Vehicles By Jubril Gawat by HomoDroid(m): 6:56am On Sep 17, 2022
OSUigboFlatHead:
I love what Lagos government did.

Law and order MUST BE KEPT!

I lost an uncle to hit-and-run one-way driver last year. He was in his 80s but it was still very painful. Wherever the killer is, may hardship and calamity befall him or her and his or her entire family members.
Sis, take it easy with the curses o! That's how Satan sets us up against one another!
What if the accident was the result of a previous curse like this?
What if one of the entire family members is your bossom friend, husband, fiance, or your God-ordained benefactor?
What if that curse (God-forbid) turns around to affect you directly in the future?
There is a reason why the good Lord advised us not to repay evil with evil! Obviously the person didn't kill your uncle for any gain or deliberately!
Every man must die eventually and the loved ones must necessarily feel the pain of the passage, but you will feel better if you can use the opportunity to earn one token point of forgiveness with The Creator!
May God heal your pains permanently and raise another beloved Uncle for you! Cheer up Sis, live is a continuum!
FamilyRe: I Own You And I Can Use You 10 Times A Day - Man Tells His Wife (Video) by HomoDroid(m): 8:31am On Aug 29, 2022
The Man is correct, joke or not! The Holy Bible says so: 1 Corinthians 7:4, but the reverse also holds true!
The is the misery of the marital union A Interception B = A; B and A UNION B= A;B
HealthRe: Man Diagnosed With HIV, Covid-19, And Monkeypox All At Once – Report by HomoDroid(m): 2:11pm On Aug 25, 2022
The Man is actually suffering from HELLFIRE, those diseases he mentioned are just some of the symptoms. Others will yet manifest to confirm my diagnosis. Doctors should just make sure nobody brings naked fire near him, else the whole hospital with be filled with brimstone eruption! grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Tompolo Wins Multi-Million Dollar Contract To Curb Oil Theft by HomoDroid(m): 8:47am On Aug 19, 2022
Elove1:
That still doesn’t change the fact that there are 49million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5million people in Uruguay which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay each person will have to fight 14 kangaroos
You certainly underestimate the destructive capacity of 'This Animal Called Man'!
PoliticsRe: Adams Oshiomole: I Will Come After "Obi-dients" If They Come After Me (Video) by HomoDroid(m): 1:12pm On Aug 04, 2022
Oge, you registered a new akant to advertise visa bonanza. Wonderful! Goodluck + Jonathan to your CLIENTS! grin grin grin
BusinessRe: ₦22 Million Stolen From Customer’s Car Parked Inside Access Bank In Kaduna by HomoDroid(m): 7:00pm On Aug 03, 2022
I think the Customer is the negligent person here! The Nigerian Laws criminalizes carrying such a huge sum of money without Police Escort!

Also, he shouldn't have left such a huge sum of money unattended - he could have told the Security to help him watch the vehicle for that particular reason, then the Bank would have been vicariously liable!

Finally, he ought to thank the Bank or the Robbers for saving his life, since he was inadvertently setting himself up to be murdered!

I wonder why he was using that method to pay people in this modern times, with the level of insecurity rampant in Kaduna.

The Police should investigate the customer thoroughly in case he is involved in some shady deals requiring him to deal strictly in cash!

I rise!
Foreign AffairsRe: America Creating Panic Round The Globe. by HomoDroid(m): 5:01pm On Aug 02, 2022
ALL WORLD WARS HAVE BEEN CAUSED BY WOMEN! HOPE THIS CASE WILL BE DIFFERENT!

I wonder how people so easily fall for the freedom rhetoric of America, which they always use to destabilize systems. Humans and the world system are so interrelated that true freedom is a mirage and aberration!
Foreign AffairsRe: Speaker Nancy Pelosi Visits Taiwan (pictures) by HomoDroid(m): 5:01pm On Aug 02, 2022
ALL WORLD WARS HAVE BEEN CAUSED BY WOMEN! HOPE THIS CASE WILL BE DIFFERENT!

I wonder how people so easily fall for the freedom rhetoric of America, which they always use to destabilize systems. Humans and the world system are so interrelated that true freedom is a mirage and aberration!
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives His Classmates On Sallah Homage (Photos) by HomoDroid(m): 12:05pm On Jul 13, 2022
i thought some people were barking that this man did not go to school? Where are those who said he only has NEPA Certificates - they better pray hard that they have so many classmates left by the time they clock 80years. These men are more than certificates and testimonials rolled together!
PoliticsRe: FG Hires Lawyers To Defend Ekweremadu by HomoDroid(m): 2:33pm On Jun 29, 2022
I remember soooo many cases where the FG has come to the rescue of our Citizens challenged by foreign laws in foreign lands. There was a lady caught in possession of Drugs in Saudi. The FG helped her prove her innocence because her luggage was tampered with by a cartel in Nigeria. There were cases of Nigerians on death row in many far away countries that have benefited from Govt assistance, but hatred will not allow some people see anything right with an APC Govt assisting a PDP Senator who happens to be a reputable Nigerian who have served his fatherland meritoriously! An innocent man is by definition a person accused or unaccused but yet to be proven guilty in the relevant court of Law!
PoliticsRe: Ike Ekweremadu And Wife Denied Bail By UK Court (Video) by HomoDroid(m): 8:53pm On Jun 23, 2022
I suspect a mix up in politics!

The distinguished lawmaker must be aware of the rules involving minors, same for the medical personnel involved, since the organ transplant was meant for his sick daughter.

Maybe there's a dispute as to the donor's age! You know some Nigerian children can look smaller than their real ages.

I recall the case of one footballer, who claimed 18years or so, but after being run through a development program in Europe, all they could achieve was fattening instead of getting big, because he had gone beyond growing age! grin
PoliticsRe: Naira Rain In Ekiti As Politicians Induce Voters, Security Operatives by HomoDroid(m): 2:52pm On Jun 18, 2022
Some stingy people go see red come 2023, especially when the SM Gang can't find transport or breakfast to go an queue to vote! Say no to stingy men's association! YOU CAN'T CHANGE NIGERIA BY BEING STINGY BECAUSE GROUND DEY DRY ALREADY; YOU CAN STILL CHANGE NIGERIA WITHOUT BEING STINGY!

You need to first restructure (politically and economically) by making serious amendments to the existing constitution! You can't achieve this without settling the establishment, after all we are in a democracy!
PoliticsRe: Reverend Yinka Yusuf: How Peter Obi Bruised My Ego & I Felt Embarrassed by HomoDroid(m): 1:52pm On Jun 07, 2022
MY TAKE IS: Someone like this would have denied JOSEPH of Aramathia the privilege of being noted in the Bible for helping Christ bear His cross on the way to Golgotha. It's good to be humble, but there are limits.

The Bible made it clear that in life, there will forever be the Hewers of Wood and the Fetchers of Water! Imagine if everyone chooses to polish their shoes by themselves! There will be serious unemployment for the downtrodden in the society!

National economics is far above and beyond cutting costs and pruning down - it has more to do with matching costs and ensuring value for money! In my checkered career, I have observed that stingy people like Peter Obi always bring more misery than they solve! There is one that scattereth and another that withholdeth - the Bible lets us know who will be more prosperous! Our man Peter Obi appears to me like Uncle Scrooge of the famous treatise 'A Christmas Carol'

Jesus did have and used errand boys in his time. The good book also lets us realise that until rapture, there will always be the poor amongst us! I bet Uncle Obi does not use any domestic staff, cooks his own food, mows his own garden, drives himself and also keep his own gates! grin grin grin
CareerRe: Lawyers In The House Please Help. Can I Leave My New Job Without Issue by HomoDroid(m): 4:27pm On May 04, 2022
From my personal experience, I advise your tread with caution and if you must, make good your escape! Do not exit rancorously!

There are more things to consider in your choice other than remuneration. The accommodation provided by the new offer, is it really worth it, in terms of convenience? Some companies might provide accommodation merely as a trap to enslave your!

Since the place you are at present offers discriminatory Salaries, even at the same levels, it is an advantage for you to bargain for increase, using the evidence of your new offer. it may not immediately result in an increment for you, but it will serve as a goodwill for the future.

A company that sponsors even new recruits to Certification Training has good potentials for career development, especially if you at the early stages of your career.

Also consider the status of the two companies as going-concerns (i mean sustainability) There's no point opting for the offer of 280k per month only to be owed Salaries or laid off eventually due to cashflow challenges.

The difference between the two salaries can easily be equalized by daily commute costs or lunch expenses, so do additional due diligence!

So many other aspects to consider, but in all, choose wisely. Not all that glitters is gold, they say!
PoliticsRe: APC Reschedules Sale Of Nomination Forms, Sends Directors On Compulsory Leave by HomoDroid(m): 11:44am On Apr 23, 2022
mrvitalis:
Like seriously ...no body has 50k to stroll out and buy a new one ?
Oga, reason the thing well o! How dem go use 50k printer to print 100million naira x 50pcs of Presidential Forms alone? Na Naija Politicians we dey talk o! You wan make dem fake the forms and cause confusion?

Dis kind form they get microchip embedded with 356k encryption and Armour Resistant Ballistic Ink! grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Bianca Ojukwu: Why I Slapped Ebele Obiano Who Was Drunk by HomoDroid(m): 4:41pm On Mar 18, 2022
Soooo, because Mrs Ojukwu is female, she is allowed to get away with public rape of a defenseless drunk ex? Diaris God o!
RomanceRe: Guys, To A Woman, Your Past Sacrifices Do Not Matter by HomoDroid(m): 9:25pm On Mar 16, 2022
I want to approach this issue from another perspective: Has anyone considered why the Lady said the second Guy is not her type? Why would a man waste five years of a Lady's life and expect her to rely on him? What was he doing helping her for five years without helping himself with her - i mean marrying her or getting her pregnant? The Lady must have seen through him as a scavenger or scumbag, without ambition or clear objective in life, hence her decision to jump ship.

The first guy who baby-mamaed her must have travelled out due to his ambition to make a success of his life as a priority! So, she see him as her type of man and the helper-man as an unambitious fellow!
CelebritiesRe: Lupus: I Have Five Years To Live ― Kemi Afolabi (Video) by HomoDroid(m): 7:32pm On Mar 11, 2022
She should be grateful to God for this privilege! Not many people have the opportunity to predict when their departure flight is scheduled for.

My advise to her is to make the best use of the interlude. Be at peace with your maker. Search the scriptures and historical archives for examples of people who have been in her situation for guidance. There was King Hezekiah was is such situation and God added extra 15years for him! I think Mr Rockefeller was also in similar situation. He was diagnosed at (I think 54), but went on to live till 95years or so!

The situation helps you to be at your best. Nobody needs to set better record of longevity like Methuselah, who had no other record of any meaningful achievement other than living for almost a thousand years - no innovation, no achievement, nothing but longevity!
Foreign AffairsRe: Ukraine: US Says Poland Offer Of Mig-29 Fighter Jets "Not Tenable". by HomoDroid(m): 8:48pm On Mar 09, 2022
classicfrank4u:
You don't know what you are saying..
China funded north Vietnam more than Russia did, they sent in more than 200000+ men while Russia sent in just 4000+ , so how was Russia the major player?
And Taliban did not defeat the U.S..
U.S got tired and left, were you expecting Dem to stay in Afghanistan forever? Most Afghanistan's are sympathetic to the Taliban's so it was just a waste of time and funds, this is the same thing that will happen to Russia if they try to force in a president to rule Ukraine, Ukrainians are not interested in working with Russia so it is just a waste of time..
Don't be hasty to judge! Ask yourself why they assassinated their own peace negotiator = was it not that they suspected he was also working for Russia?
Foreign AffairsRe: America’s $200m “doomsday” Plane That Protects Vips In Event Of A Nuclear War by HomoDroid(m): 6:21pm On Mar 06, 2022
SAKAMANJE Plane. Any Weapon of Warfare that is known to the opponent to this extent is not invincible, especially when the location, Mode of Operation and strategic details are on the internet!

The real truth is that only a miracle can survive a real nuclear warfare!
PoliticsRe: Lagos Police Confirm Arrest Of Magodo Estate Security by HomoDroid(m): 1:48pm On Jan 03, 2022
GreyLaw:
He had no warrant of arrest. He had no right to enter the estate without permission. Even the president of the federal Republic of Nigeria has no right to enter without permission. He would be granted permission for his person and office, however, legally there is no law giving him the right to enter a purely residential area where no crime has been committed.

What you're saying is that the CP needs a warrant to commute within his jurisdiction? I guess we have the first erudite SAN on Nairaland! grin grin grin

Every other thing you wrote is pure conjecture and baseless. "He could have left the place and arranged unknown gunmen..." all that is nonsensical and criminal at the same time.

And thank God you are not him. Such attitude of yours belongs in he class of Buratai, people who behave foolishly because they wield guns. People like you shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a weapon.
The job of the Police is 70% crime prevention, so he does not require a crime report before he acts!
PoliticsRe: Lagos Police Confirm Arrest Of Magodo Estate Security by HomoDroid(m): 12:40pm On Jan 03, 2022
Many of the comments here show the limited knowledge of the general Public about the duties, powers and privileges of a Police Officer, not to talk of that of an AIG!

For the avoidance of doubt, he has full rights and the privilege to enter that estate without being invited! He only requires a warrant to make a search or arrest. At his level, he can even achieve either or both of these and arrange warrant cover in retrospect, if the act is (in his opinion) for public benefit. The guns they carry around serves both for defensive and offensive purposes! If I were in his shoes, I would be very tempted to make a scapegoat, moreso as I would be retiring within the month. He is just being gentle in order not to tarnish his records.

Nigerians should be careful not to turn their Guard 'Dogs' into 'Bingoes' the way we confront The Police unnecessarily!

How many people are aware that he could have left the place calmly and 'arranged' unknown Gunmen to raid the gate. Then the 'powerful' residents will now report to who?
FoodRe: Antelope, Python, Porcupines, Guinea Fowls Killed By Hunters In Nasarawa (Photos by HomoDroid(m): 6:22pm On Dec 25, 2021
zickyshey:
Hello Nairalanders, Compliments of the season.

In this festive period there'll be a good number of slaughtering of animals, ranging from chicken to turkey. Some families; goats and cows.

Amidst these, there are some people that fancy the bush meat delicacy. And Christmas will be good time to have such dish especially when in the village, with family and friends. This is one reason hunters in this community of Udege (Nasarawa state) where I have come to for a project always intensify their gaming during times like this. This village is a major link road from Abuja to Benue and then the Eastern part of Nigeria. So the display of bush meat is by the road side for those that would like to buy.

I witnessed 6 different animals been brought out fresh by some hunters.

1 Antelope
1 Python
2 porcupines
2 guinea fowls.
The least they could've done was to add one or two higher animals to this list as a better proof of their gallantry. No Bokos is Nasarawa again?
CelebritiesRe: Davido Acquires N300 Million Lamborghini Aventador As Christmas Gift (Pix, Vid) by HomoDroid(m): 6:56pm On Dec 10, 2021
EYE SMELL LIES!
Why was the price blotted out in the receipt. I thought that was the whole essence of showing the receipt scan?

In any case, for the benefit of those who may not realize it, if the vehicle was bought for $550k, the naira value would be about 550k X 180% X 450 (or the applicable dollar exchange rate. That will bring the price to about N450,000,000!
PoliticsRe: Justus Mogekwu: Ban Christians Without PVCs From Holy Communion by HomoDroid(m): 12:16pm On Nov 16, 2021
My take on this is that GOD should ban any Church from giving communion if they have no PVC Registration centre and polling Unit! grin grin grin

I hope this does not cause His Eminence to sweat under that cassock/garb shocked
CultureRe: Dele Momodu Fumes As KWAM 1 Prostrates for Ooni But Shakes Hands With The Oluwo by HomoDroid(m): 2:15pm On Oct 18, 2021
I watched the video and my sincere opinion is that guyman Dele Momodu is over reaching himself.
1. KWAM-I is not his mate and it is beyond him to rebuke KWAM-I publicly.
2. Dele Momodu should be rebuked for the casual manner he greeted the Ooni. KWAM1 beat him in that regard.
3. Dele Momodu IS NOT YORUBA, despite that the IMAM Oluwo (or was it Sultan he called himself the other day?) has honoured him with a non-traditional title!
4. Apparently, KWAM-1 is more paddy with the Oluwo than Dele will ever phantom! Those who understand Yoruba and Street lingo will know and understand what KWAM-I was accusing the Oluwo of.
5. KWAM-I greeted the Oluwo in the appropriate language and poise while approaching the machine, even before approaching the Ooni
6. KWAM-I is himself a more authentic King and high chief within the Yoruba domain than the Oluwo! Kings don't prostrate for Kings in Yorubaland, no matter the hierarchy. Some prostrating can be dangerous even to the recipient! (those who know knows)
Science/TechnologyRe: South Carolina: Huge Alligator Chews On Six Foot Alligator (Pics, Video) by HomoDroid(m): 8:48pm On Oct 02, 2021
This is the true confirmation of the saying: 'No Paddy for Jungle!'
PoliticsRe: Wike: I Am Not Friends With FFK, I Don't Like Fake Things (Video) by HomoDroid(m): 3:57pm On Oct 01, 2021
Asgard73:
FFk is a Yoruba man
Always get your facts right! My last info on him is that his Grandfather is Foolany, so... that disqualifies him from being Omoluabi!
BusinessRe: How Much Would It Cost Me To Start A Car Wash Business by HomoDroid(m): 9:23pm On Sep 18, 2021
HRHQueenPhil:
Simple one million will do it
Tanker and taps plus hose -- 300,000
Cement and workmanship- 50,000
Bucket, brushes,sponge - 10,000
Advert-10,000
Rent-500,000
Miscellaneous- the change
This is where most Nigerians get it wrong! The OP asked for the setup cost of Car Wash Business!

What you listed will start a Car Wash WORK, not business. The difference is that you don't need to be physically present for a business to succeed, but you must be at work for work to work grin

The elements of remote control of this type of business require a ticketing teller/ cash control system, monitoring equipment such as CCTV, Official registration with CAC to enable you run a Corporate Bank Account, physical compliance requirements such as proper drainage, well written business plan or blueprint, marketing assets, Salaries, Insurance and a whole lot of other details, which will cost nothing less than another N1m

These elements are what makes for business sustainability and longevity.

If you want to start a new business, you might need proper guidance from somebody like me, not the generic pro bono advice you will get on this kind of forum!
CultureRe: Dog Magic Of Yoruba Hunters- Ulli Beier's Story by HomoDroid(m): 11:17pm On Sep 14, 2021
It will shock most people that some ibile people have certain sets of words (incantations) that when uttered against any type of dog, it would simply fall down and die! It has been demonstrated in my presence to a random dog. When I inquired, the dude simply laughed and said i need to know the traditional name of dogs, to achieve that result, but the dude refused to teach me, saying it's not for everyone to know! He concluded that any wise dog that sees him or any of his siblings would dare not back!

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