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RomanceRe: To All My Hustling Niggas, Avoid 'I Never Chop Girls' Like A Plague by Honchoslim16(m): 11:56am On Oct 30, 2022
Zonefree:
Broke Nigerian girls are terrorist! Avoid them!
if a b!t©h say some opp sh!t to me, I'm offin' her.
RomanceRe: To All My Hustling Niggas, Avoid 'I Never Chop Girls' Like A Plague by Honchoslim16(m): 11:55am On Oct 30, 2022
She wants my heart... But that sh!t rarely works
grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Last Did You Fight With Someone by Honchoslim16(m): 11:51am On Oct 30, 2022
Daniel7543:
Oyinbo ti poju. Ur grammar too much.

Baba come oshodi this afternoon make we fight. Make the full oshodi see us fight.
Ain't comin' over for some petty fight.
I got a whole lotta dope hangin' around... I need to go check the hold up with my Cash!
Christianity EtcRe: Is Righteousness Only In The Heart? by Honchoslim16(m): 11:46am On Oct 30, 2022
awakmfon03:
Can you remember when Christ said to some Jews that they are not children of Abraham but children of the devil? They were descendants of Abraham but not children of Abraham because of their way of life. Same goes to some people today who claim to be believers and children of God. A genuine child of God is righteous through faith in Christ Jesus. Not by works but by faith. By men standard they are SINNERS but by Gods salvation they are righteous.
You are a genuine child of Yahweh Through faith in Christ Jesus...lol grin
But you ain't even Christ like!

Some kind of humans never cease to amaze me though!

Righteous through faith in Christ.. Yet y'all don't portray any attributes of the same Christ.
Isn't that a Joke? huh
I repeat.. No Human is Righteous on our planet Earth.
Tell your pastor that Honcho said this!

Good luck cool
RomanceRe: After 15 Years Of Masturbating This Is What I Discovered. by Honchoslim16(m): 11:34am On Oct 30, 2022
ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
they are hypocrite, trust me they do it occasionally too
Fa sho!
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Last Did You Fight With Someone by Honchoslim16(m): 11:33am On Oct 30, 2022
Daniel7543:
Baba come oshodi make we fight.. If I no go comot your teeth with blow.
Nah n!ggå...i ain't into no punching sh!t!
I'm way past that!
I move around with my Glock strapped in my pants.
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Last Did You Fight With Someone by Honchoslim16(m): 11:30am On Oct 30, 2022
marlow1962:
Omo
E don tay o, I no wn be wahala lover again�
Hahaha
Your moniker reminds me of the late Atlanta rapper 'lil Marlo'
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Last Did You Fight With Someone by Honchoslim16(m): 11:27am On Oct 30, 2022
Daniel7543:
I dey fight everyday for bus-stop because I be agbero. Infact if you never lose your teeth through fighting our chairman for oshodi no go give you post. I don lose like 2 of my teeth through fighting. Now I be 03 organizer for oshodi Park.

Today, If any danfo or Keke riders no pay "Owo da" na serious fight.

So na everyday I dey fight.
I ain’t gon fu¢k with you man... You a real badass!
Christianity EtcRe: Signs That God Might Be Calling You Into Full-time Ministry by Honchoslim16(m): 11:24am On Oct 30, 2022
All cap!
Christianity EtcRe: Is Righteousness Only In The Heart? by Honchoslim16(m): 11:20am On Oct 30, 2022
awakmfon03:
Sorry, but all children of God are righteous through faith in Christ Jesus, I think you should read your Bible again. Ye it may sound odd and foolish, but that's what the BIBLE says "it's foolishness to the world"
That sh!t cap... can't go for that, you say it's facts, prove it!

All these Christ wannabes!
RomanceRe: How Can I Do To Bleep Her? by Honchoslim16(m): 8:27am On Oct 30, 2022
KeyEndurance:
is in her mind but I don't know since
Congratulations to you!
More AVN awards to you.
RomanceRe: How Can I Do To Bleep Her? by Honchoslim16(m): 8:20am On Oct 30, 2022
KeyEndurance:
grin l done served her already �
Haha
Christianity EtcRe: How True Is This HAPPENING In Churches Of Nowadays? by Honchoslim16(m): 8:12am On Oct 30, 2022
That sh!t fake as hell
Christianity EtcRe: Is Righteousness Only In The Heart? by Honchoslim16(m): 7:57am On Oct 30, 2022
No one is righteous!
Even the dude on Nairaland, who calls himself RIGHTEOUSNESS knows this!

Live your life and be happy N!ggå.
RomanceRe: After 15 Years Of Masturbating This Is What I Discovered. by Honchoslim16(m): 7:41am On Oct 30, 2022
kollinzgee:
I am 29 now and i have being masturbating since the age 16,that is about 15 years,sometimes i do it for about 3 times daily for 15 good years so trust me i know the truths ,lies, fact and fictions and also the advantages and disadvantages forget what some religious leaders and so fake philosopher are saying and that is what i will be dissecting here on this thread,trust me they are so many lies out there even by religious leaders.

1) masturbation does not reduce your self confidence dont be fooled by peoples philosophy,i masturbate alot but trust me i can approach any woman i like without fear worst she will do is say no to me and life goes on and trust me i have managed to bed some few pretty ladies.. wink ,as a music artiste i can face the crowd and perform and also give speech audience if need be,if you lack confidence you lack confidence masturbation has nothing to do with it wake up people.

2) masturbation doesnt make you loose interest in women,even though i masturbate alot am i still very much interested in women because nothing is sweeter than pussy on earth,there is a huge difference between masturbating and having sex the feeling of sex is real and emotional,if i have the option of pussy and masturbation i will always chose pussy because its real.

3) masturbation doesnt cause low sperm count or watery sperm,even scientist have proven that ,there was a time i had a serious typhoid and during that period i didnt masturbate for about 2 weeks because you cant be seriously sick and still have libido,when i got well i went back to masturbate since i was single back then no girl to knack, that period they amount of semen i release was something else,it was so thick and much that my trousers keep soaking over and over that i felt embarrassed.

4) masturbation doesnt cause hair loss forget all that lies,my hair is still more intact than even many guys that dont do it. and bard every 8 days.

5) come to think of it for fuk sake masturbation is not different from sex,biologically its still friction berween two flesh just like dick and pussy.so why do people see it as more dangerous than sex

6) women cannot control you easily because you are not a sex freak,imagine a world were women have becoming so wicked and manipulative,they have weaponised sex as tool to control men and milk them of money.in this senario men who masturbate have an upper hand over men who dont.if my girl brings up any drama and denies me sex i simply go and masturbate to aviod shit.
For married men if your wife just put to bed and your have to let let her rest for months to recover how do you satisfy urge do you cheat on your wife or masturbate?which one is a better option?
Just watch as they condemn you
RomanceRe: After 15 Years Of Masturbating This Is What I Discovered. by Honchoslim16(m): 7:38am On Oct 30, 2022
People who condemn masturbation are religious fanatics!
RomanceRe: Did She Have A Spiritual Husband ? by Honchoslim16(m): 7:36am On Oct 30, 2022
Can someone please summarize that sh!t up there
RomanceRe: Why I Have Stopped Giving Any Female Attention by Honchoslim16(m): 7:20am On Oct 30, 2022
Zonefree:
There's no nice Nigerian girl again!
I used to believe 70% of our girls are bad.
But since yesterday, I've been convinced that all our girls are bad!

My bro been served breakfast sh!t
Goddamn!

Nairaland GeneralRe: When Last Did You Fight With Someone by Honchoslim16(m): 7:07am On Oct 30, 2022
Last fight was in secondary school.

Now a n!ggå grown past that......all i do is strap a glock in my pants!
RomanceRe: My Ex Wants A Child With Me. by Honchoslim16(m): 7:03am On Oct 30, 2022
Don't let no b!t¢h play you...be a hunnid step ahead!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brighton Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 29th October 2022 by Honchoslim16(m): 10:20pm On Oct 29, 2022
They were all looking for my CITY downfall... I just watch it boomerang and I'm laughing! cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester City (0 - 1) On 29th October 2022 by Honchoslim16(m): 1:42pm On Oct 29, 2022
We're CITYZENS
PoliticsRe: Asiwaju Bola Tinubu Meets Femi Fani Kayode (Photos) by Honchoslim16(m): 9:27am On Oct 29, 2022
That happiness when you see FOOD!

RomanceRe: Save A Life Today By Becoming A Simp by Honchoslim16(m): 4:49pm On Oct 28, 2022
I never put women in my bidness
PhonesRe: Huawei Nova 9 by Honchoslim16(m): 10:16pm On Oct 27, 2022
Huawei is cool!
Foreign AffairsRe: “I'm 43% Nigerian” - Duchess Of Sussex Meghan Markle Stirs Reactions, Opens Up by Honchoslim16(m): 6:14pm On Oct 27, 2022
smile4kenn:
Try get small sense. Er.udi.t€ sk.u.ller
Crunchy a$$ n!ggar
Foreign AffairsRe: “I'm 43% Nigerian” - Duchess Of Sussex Meghan Markle Stirs Reactions, Opens Up by Honchoslim16(m): 2:50pm On Oct 26, 2022
smile4kenn:
If shes not Igbo, then what else is she? As if all Ebony people aren't Ebos.

All Nigerians living in Nigeria need to have DNA tests so we know who to deport out of the country.
Shut the fu©k up niggar....ain't no sense in what you typed!
Foreign AffairsRe: “I'm 43% Nigerian” - Duchess Of Sussex Meghan Markle Stirs Reactions, Opens Up by Honchoslim16(m): 10:26pm On Oct 25, 2022
I see some Dumb as$€$ on this thread arguing she's Yoruba, Igbo.
When will your asse$ grow up?
Foreign AffairsRe: King Charles Appoints Rishi Sunak As UK’s Prime Minister by Honchoslim16(m): 10:22pm On Oct 25, 2022
Righteousness2:
Strange weird times !
WEF king
WEF Pm

Klaus Schwab, Noah yuval Harari and their gang will be laughing hard behind the curtain.
Perfect combination for Control, Deception and Demolition.

The world needs serious Intercessors oooo
UK people pray oooo.
Junkie
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Fall Asleep Immediately After Having Sex by Honchoslim16(m): 10:16pm On Oct 25, 2022
Funny Topics.. Damn!!

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