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funny agbero fight, especially the one in blue, he's purely a [b]Yoruba [/b]man looking for weapon to fight with while running around like a hippo in heat.

yes, he's a [b]Yoruba [/b]man because the traits can be found in him and every other [b]Yoruba [/b]man that likes street fighting.

chidichris:
@amodu,
are u trained to coach only the super eagles? why is it that whenever u are not employed by nff, u will remain unemployed? can't u coach other national sides?

He can't and shouldn't seek employment elsewhere now until his "contract" expires with the NFF so they don't use that to tie him down or use that as a breach of contract that he himself is suing them for.

Krayola:
Make all of dem come . . . Dem get query to answer. 

I dey wait them.

tkb417:
u dey mind am?

maybe you didn't see this :

honeric01:
At. Madrid and At. Bilbao got to the quarter final of the Europa cup, we still have At. Madrid in the semi final, now, where are all the Italian teams bar Inter?

I also remember how we all use to go hide under the parlor chairs at night when we offend our mom because we know what was coming our way.

there was this day one of us offended my mom, she kept nagging, nagging nagging about it and promised to report him to our dad, menn that one na hell, anyone that escapes our mom's beating shouldn't thank God, the person should just be crying right from that period till midnight because she's surely going to report that person to our dad. so this very day, my mom was so angry and was not interested in dealing with that brother of mine that she promised to report, as soon as we all heard, we automatically turned to good and well behaved children, everyone went about their assignments and house work because we don't want our mom to remember any past offense we might have committed, as for me, i just kept praying she does not remember the crate of eggs i broke at her shop, that gave me a hard time to get over that i made sure i wore all my 8 pants that night before going to bed. this particular erring brother of mine went ahead to wear 5 clothes (including his khaki school uniform) under his clothes before going to bed (our dad used to come home late from work), we knew the deal was yet over so no one slept deeply except the younger ones.

When our dad finally came back from work, some of us woke up and started shaking under each chairs we hid, o boy, the thing no easy, by the time our dad was eating and we started hearing whisper and all that from our mom, the fear increased, i couldn't take it anymore, i had to hide deeper under the chair, the erring bro had to run out of the house (worst move ever), this was around 10pm, he ran out and stayed out until one of us was sent to call him in, he still didn't enter, so we left him there and before i knew it, i slept off.

  Suddenly, someone sneaked into the parlor from outside (around 12am in the morning and the door was not locked because of him), he chose the next empty chair and ran into it, he hid there, seeing him do that, more fear gripped me, i had to run out of my hiding place, went to sleep at the right place so i don't get mistaken for him lol. lo and behold, it was around 3am i think, the first thing i heard was "YEEEEEEEEEE BABABABABABABABABA LAHOOOOOOOOR (BABABABABABA PLEASEEEEEE), YE YE YE YE I WON'T DO IT AGAIN, BABA LAHOOR, YEEEE E WU NEEEEE (YEEE I DON DIE), I knew the beating has started, the sleep disappeared from my eyes and all i could do was waiting for my turn in case he turned to me, i was already crying when i was not yet beaten  , the sound of the cane being used on my bro sent pains into my body and i kept crying secretly (grinding machine rubber, my dad was a fab engineer so he use to have all these in his company).

  To make matters worse, my dad discovered my bro was wearing 5 clothes including his uniform and we were all warned before never to wear our uniform at home, he was made to strip (his pant included), gosh!!!!, the beating was too much that the rest of us started begging our dad to beat us on his behalf  , (our mom kept adding fuel, i bet he must have really done something bad, can't remember what he did) he cried to the extent that he was having pulse each time he tries to cry after the beating. the next morning, when we were all asking for our school fees, he couldn't come near our dad and he was the first to leave for class. i just won't forget all these things, not even when i am 100yrs old, i remember one statement our dad used to say, he likes saying " you won't kill her for me, before i had all of you, she's been here for me" so i bet he cherished our mom more than his kids and would dare any of his kids misbehave towards her.

this one just reminded me of my own ordeal  , will share later.

Liferace:
mum said no wonder you dont fall sick and from that day they started calling me drug addict!!.Imagine the reward i got for my kindness oooo,

bro druggie


Well i can't forget this either.

I remember early 1990s, then we were still very young, whenever we are to eat in the night (dinner), we all have to be in the parlor (no dinning table), so you would see all of us sitting down waiting for our mom to finish the cooking, everyone with his plate and spoon, complains here and there, no one would want to sleep because if you do, no food for you be that, that's an automatic disqualification, so because of that, we'd start a music concept with the plates and spoons, according to how old you are, we''d line up and start singing, using the plates and spoons as instrument of music, the whole neighbor would be coming to shout at our window that we are making noise, who cares, we'd continue because we don't have any other choice because if you dare sleep, no food.

there was this night we were all eating and nepa took light, suddenly, come see owl eyes for darkness, everyone shielded their plates of food (it was yam that day), then came one of my bro, he wanted to steal someone else's yam in the dark, as soon as he left his plate, (he had 4 yams on his plate then), i and few others quickly dashed to his plate, took one each, his was left with half (he already bit part of that one so no one touched that lol), after his unprofitable venture, when he came back and saw his plate looking empty, he started crying and shouting, cussing everyone and trying to go report to our mom (then the lantern was already on).

My sharp mom didn't even answer him, he kept crying and vowed not to eat the last half yam, he had not even finished the statement, the yam disappeared from the plate lol, lol, that made him increase the scream, this guy cried for almost all the night and to top it up, my mom gave him another round of beating, because she said she hates seeing her children cry when no one beats them and that he shouldn't cry because he also wanted to go steal someone else's own.

dominique:
good for ya

here's mine, in no particular order.
1) fantastic sense of humour- knows how to put a smile on mine face especially when i'm down .
2) generous- almost to a fault
3) tolerant and patient- and believe me, i do get testy at times
4) intelligent- he sabi too much jor, i hardly ever come tops in an argument
5) honest- at times brutally, tells it as it is doesn't hide from the truth just to tell me what i want to hear .
6) hardworking- compliments lazy moi
7) looks- the face, the height, the build. . . exactly what i'm looking for in a man. ain't i lucky. luv ma boo boo

khanye:
Saturday, 24 Apr (18.00, GolT, Canal+ Liga)
FCB-Xerez. League. Week 34

your head dey there

At. Madrid and At. Bilbao got to the quarter final of the Europa cup, we still have At. Madrid in the semi final, now, where are all the Italian teams bar Inter?

@disguy
17 for where? There's no 20yrs old player in our league, i am yet to see any npl player got taller after few yrs playing for his club. As for why he's yet to represent us in an age grade tourney, you should no better, not all local players have godfather in d npl and nt all can afford d kola to part with.

Inter with all these their giant players sef, i hope that maicon misses the 2nd leg, he's just too huge for my liking.

Just because one Italian team surprisingly tumbled to the semi final, you're already fuming in the mouth?

when did the rest get booted out?

Where is Florentina?

Ac Milan

Juventus?

Even in the Europa cup, same story, all have been booted out.

so you better wake up and stop dreaming in your dream.

Abeg my people, when is our next game coming up against Xerex?

dominique:
hmm how many pikin she don born for you

ah, did i actually type that? , she never born for me oo, but i can sense it in my spirit that she's going to be a very fertile woman

chic2pimp:
I guess Serie A is about to re assume it's rightful position as the No1 League in the World.

really? are u serious? eh?

http://kickoffnigeria.com/news/14999/musa-sacrifices-goals-target-for-eagles.php


Ahmed Musa puts Nigeria first
Musa sacrifices goals target for Eagles

Posted: 2010-04-21 15:39

Nigeria Premier League top scorer Ahmed Musa has revised his goals target for the season after getting his first senior international call-up.

Musa, who is having a breakout season with Kano Pillars, had originally set a 20-goal target for himself this season. That figure would have obliterated the current 17-goal record set by Ishaya Jatau in 1993 and equalled by Akarandut Orok last season.

"I wanted to score 20 goals this season, and I believe I would have made it, with the way I am going," Musa, who is officially on 14 goals, told KickOffNigeria.com. "But now, I don’t think I can make it anymore.

"I will miss some matches when I go to the Super Eagles camp, and the league is almost over so it will be difficult to come back and score the goals to reach 20."

But the 17 year-old is happy to sacrifice his goals target if it gives him a chance to get in on Lars Lagerback's World Cup squad.

"I have confidence in the way I am playing, and I knew I will be invited. So I don’t mind if I don’t score the 20 goals, because playing for the national team is the dream of every player and I am happy that I got the invitation to come to camp."

With the plethora of Europe-based strikers at Lagerback's disposal, Musa is taking nothing for granted, just hoping that his abilities will see him through.

"I will try my best to make it. I know that I have good speed, and I like taking on defenders, I can cross the ball well and I can score goals. But it is the coach that will decide."

On the basis of what Ahmed has showed in the league and the recent WAFU Cup, Lagerback's job just got even harder.

Ahmed Musa Fact File:
Date Of Birth: Oct 14 1992.
State: Plateau
Height: 1.6m
Weight: 65kg
Position: Right Wing
Other positions: Centre forward, support striker, left wing
Previous clubs: Aminchi Football Academy 2008, JUTH FC 2009
Current club: Kano Pillars

odiaero:
must u reply everthing?

And how is it your problem? i respond to what i wish to respond to so keep off or are you paying my internet bills?

Imeobong:
,

you got it wrong s.u.c.k.e.r check my profile, I am Inter to the bone, and number one Mourinho fan back in Poto-Chelsea-Inter-RealMadrid-Man U

Jose is the way man, like him or hate him he's simply the best ( man opinion though) but Pep confirm it in his pre-match at least he's better than you (thats if u have a contrary opinion)
F.U.C.U looser

oh, you're an inter fan because mourinho came to Inter not because of Inter right? that means you don't have a club, any club that mourinho goes to automatically becomes your club, keep it up bro, didn't know you have fans like that, it's good to be a coach pauper.

like i said, after the next match, we shall continue, for now, adios.

tkb417:
ok u don win

Fulhams good run is fluke

joker

Imeobong:
you suck!!!!, and u r really a bad looser, Rijkaard did not have Messi at his best, did not have Pigue at his best same with Toure, Busquets, etalll, I don't have any problem except you, cause Inter beat Barca Left, right and center and I know you did not sleep last Nite, we have exposed that creekky!!!! baraca defence and I know others saw it.  let your PEP go to other League and win something, it is only then we will know he's worth his salt you fu.c.ke.n punk

aww, take heart eh, there's always a next season for EPL teams, sorry eh, too bad we got you dumped out of the UCL (I'm definitely sure you're an arsenal fan, prove me wrong).

we will continue after the 2nd leg okay? for now, take a chill pill and beware of HBP.

that is if largerbeer picks him.

Imeobong:
With the squad this guy (PEP) have, I will win more than 10 trophies, so stop talking about which trophy the guy has won.

yes, just as Frank Rikaard won 50 trophies when he handled the same team, what have you won in your primary/secondary/university even since you have been a keyboard coach?

He's not complaining about his players or squad so go take 2 gallons of menstruation fluid okay? maybe that would calm you down from worrying about other people's problems

ogazi007:
@Honerico!
you should have known the Epl bois by now.everything that comes from England is the best.
the same people that says messi cant score as much as he scores teams in laliga,we all knows what happen to arsenal.
Barca is the best team in Europe,we have won everything in football,you can only hate but you cant change the records.
they have just played 90mins and we have 90mins to play for in camp nou,this is barcelona.
Haters will bow and starts fading away one by one when we pull an unsual strings in camp nou next week.

u dey mind all these ignoramus?

khanye:
The last time Barcelona lost a match in any competition by more than one goal was two years ago in a 4-1
Clasico defeat to Real Madrid at the Santiago Bernabeu when Frank Rijkaard was still coach.

i tire for all these people oo. make dem dey continue jare, na their wahala.

why are u rolling your eyes? i hope say no be warapa catch you?

i just did again lolololololol

no hard feelings, i can type without looking at the keyboard.

khanye:
^^^the guy is a Buffoon

too hard for them, no English team in the UCL, it's paining them like hell, so they are using mourinho as a former epl coach to compensate themselves

tkb417:
show me where i said they are at par with the best team in the world

abeg show me

tkb417:
they dont have to beat Hamburg to prove they are a good team

they are in the semis already
do u have to beat Inter to prove ure a good team? NOO

Fulham is not a mediocre team, if they are, then Wolfsburg are pooo

that is your answer.

Wolfsburg won the German league, does that make them a good team when it comes to Europe?
Rubin Kazan came from no where to win the Russian league, does that make them a good team in Europe?

hamburg won the Europa cup last season, but they are no where to be found on their league table, does that make them a good team in Europe? what am i trying to say? all i am trying to say is that, getting to the European cup semi final does not make you a good team (0vernight), you must have been consistent in doing that in the past before you even look at them as average, i repeat, if they are that good, why aren't they rubbing shoulders with the top clubs on the epl table now?

please, don't mix fluke and luck with consistency and prowess

tkb417:
and so

u were even better last season
This season u will not win any trophy like Arsenal

u no reach, we go win 1-2 trophies this season, don't ask me how, its there for the taking.