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v3:
Honeric,

U don kill me

abeg, no die oo

dem no sabi.

aisha2:
I had a brother who was like the bad guy of our area when we were kids. We did not have a lot of neighbors then. This new family moved in and because of my brother i had immunity to terrorise whoever i wanted to and get away with it. So i saw this boy playing with his bycycle, went to demand to have the bicycle, he refused , I slapped him not knowing that they were a family of four boys. Mehn, till today I dont know how am alive. They appeared from nowhere, see all the children in my area celebrating, the reign of terror ended

, my family was a no go area for outsiders, o girl, my mom was/is the only female in my immediate family, all boys ([size=1pt]11 in number[/size]), but my parents kept trying their luck just to have a female child, but the pikin no gree come.

God bless Osama

maedan:
Lol, brothers are like the eighth wonder of the world. You sometimes ask why the term was created . By the time they are through with u (as kids), you wonder if you're truly related. As a child I could talk back a lot and would say something that would make my elder brother(s) see red . Oh boy, see thrashing, you'd think he was beating his mate. I think sometimes they forgot I wasn't a boy - but I was certainly beaten like one, so I know how you feel .

These are just few, i have alot, just can't type them all, not the beatings we got from our dad, not the biting, pinching and flogging we got from our mum, not the "okada" you have to ride for 4 hours as punishments for an offense, the list goes on.

doughnut

dayokanu:
3 Mido (West Ham) - If you've ever wondered why Mido plays like he doesn't care, it's because he comes from a very rich family and it doesn't really matter where his next contract comes from. Indeed, he is currently playing for £1,000 a week at West Ham, making him the lowest paid Premier League footballer by some way. He made the gesture because he wanted to "prove himself" back in England, but has been awful, and missed a tame penalty at Everton recently.

yes oo, he wanted to break into the Egyptian squad again but Shehata won't look his side, he even had to move back to the Egyptian league at some point because of this mission.

Back in the days when i was in the children choir, everytime after school, my co-choir friends and i would go to the church premises to play with the pastor's daughters and other female children choir would come too, we'd end up playing police and thief, my friends and i would end up planning who to chase and who not to chase, there was this busty girl we all liked but the girl was so "stingy" with her booth that we planned we were going to make her the thief, she ended up being one of the thieves and we made ourselves the polices.
  As planned, one of us went on to chase her to our direction and the rest of us hid with our hands set to the position each person imagine her booth should be, at the end of the day, i was the lucky kid, she ran towards my direction and i ended up burgling into her with her booth right inside my waiting hands, my eyes were just too joyful that i fell on her, it took the rest to drag me off her because all i ended up doing was playing with the booth , the sharp girl, she didn't tell the rest nor the pastor's wife and i became friends with my palm for the rest of the day, didn't want to use the hands for anything dirty and had to use spoon to eat Eba that night.

Ramoni.

maedan:
Okay, remind me not to read this thread while I'm eating . Food almost came out of my nose just now from laughing . Lol @ your brother saying he had "found a match", and that it took you 2 minutes before you could actually start crying . I wonder if the kids of today have so much fun as we had?? But with all the video games, internet and cable of today, who needs to think up crazy stunts with their siblings??

oh girl, you can imagine that, someone almost 8yrs older than i was then telling others that he had found a match, na die oo, that bros almost killed me, all i was just doing was to "die" on time so he would count to 3, but this bros no count oo, instead, he wanted to kill me totally.

kateflow:
no its a sucker well

see big belle


@ topic

you too dey yab

maedan:
ROTFLMBO .
na only GOD save you that day  .

If not for God of Abraham, i for don dey sell roasted plantain to the likes of Idi-amin, Michael Jackson, Fella, Abacha e.t.c for hellfire now.


Another one, there was this old bachelor at my church that wanted to celebrate his birthday at one of the beaches in Lagos, brought a 22 seater bus, those who wanted to go boarded the bus, when we got to the beach, i was so happy due to the fact that it was my first time at the beach, the excitement got into me, i quickly jumped into the beach, i was there still forming Michael Phelps, not knowing a big wave was coming, o boy, see as i come dey drag with water, the wave covered me and all i could see was that i was getting farther from land, i started dragging with the water oo, i wish there was something to hold on to, alas, nothing to hold, yee, i said, not again, first was river, now the ocean, nah nah nah, i must not gree, i kept struggling until i was lucky enough to tug my toes and fingers into the soft sand underneath.
 By the time i got out of the water, my trouser was as heavy as someone who packed sands worth filling up a wheelbarrow, i didn't go near the beach again throughout our stay and was extremely quiet all through our stay.

Back then, we used to watch wrestling anytime it's 8pm, sometimes 6pm, everyone of my siblings (except the 1-3rd elder brothers) gave themselves a wrestler's name including me, our 4th born was Hulk Hogan, 5th was the referee, wouldn't join in the fight but loves watching us get beaten by the 4th son, 6th was New mascara, I was Terry gonny e.t.c.
 There was a day we all went in to fight the Death cage fight and before we started, the 5th bro told everyone that if we agree to fight that there was no going back, we all entered and our children room's door was locked from behind, he left with the key, o boy, come see beating, our 4th born beat hell out of all of us, we kept trying to hide under the bed, but he just wouldn't let us hide, anyone he caught, he would pound you like yam, raise you up, then do the back breaking for you. there was this time i tried to do some newly learnt skill on him, i was successful (guess the thing pained him), o boy, the bros just left the rest, called my 4th bro to open the door for the rest to go out and that he has found a match, HOLY COW, guys, make una come see wetin happen, he tucked my head between his kneels with my legs upside down, the guy sat on my head, all i could remember was that it took me 2 minutes before i could cry, my mouth was wide open, i couldn't cry, by the time i wailed, i ended up crying for 2 hours non stop and couldn't eat that night. (all these went on while both parents were out to work and we are only allowed to stay inside the flat and not go out until they return). even when my mom came back, i couldn't tell her, because if i dared, the rest of them would end up beating me up in rounds the next day.

I remember when i was a bit young (about 13yrs old then), went with neighborhood friends to odo moola (Aboru) to fetch some woods around that Abacha's kerosene's scarcity time, not that we needed the wood, i just wanted to go with the kids then. we ended up getting there but the rest wanted to swim in the river and that was my first time around a river with no swimming experience.

 I quietly sat on a nearby wood around the river, didn't know 2 of my neighbors already dove under the river, went over to my back, they had me pushed inside the river, i kept struggling to break loose from drowning, for where, they kept shoving me inside the water, anytime i try to shout "help", i ended up swallowing 25 keg of water, it got to a point, all i could say was "God, please have mercy on me, whatever sins i must have committed, please cleanse me from the sins and let me be allowed to enter the kingdom of heaven once i end up drowning".

 Luckily for me, i broke loose, ran like those cartoon character out of the river, i went so far from the river than i couldn't even hear any sound from the people i left at the river, come see my eyes sparkly red and my stomach looking like tafa balogun's own, that was the day i was determined to know hot to swim and it didn't take me long before i learnt how to swim.

v3:
Pleasant? Naaa  

There were times i would beg, cry that my weenie hurt. . .but she way way in cloud 9 she couldn't stop. Twas one terrible experience that lingered for a long time.

an 8/6 years old Winnie making a woman climb to cloud 9? how possible is that? you must be another young Rambo in action.

The dude with bin ladin's beards

tanimz:
I no do again  

Just like that?

You guys should all imagine a house with all boys would look like.

Bro, that can't be accessed, is there no way we can verify online? i mean incase everyone wants to see the list, how come it's only sporting life that has it and no other source?

e-babygirl, come let me rock your world

Menn, i have series of stories to tell everyone, but i have enjoyed most of the stories shared so far

RSA:
We still can't beat Nigeria maybe our luck will change when we face you guy on the second round of the world cup

maybe there's a ritual somewhere you guys need to do in order to break that jinx

A thread without source of link won't be accepted, please provide source to back up your claim or risk the thread being locked.

Thanks

Krayola:
Any team that shamelessly parks 9 men behind the ball will give Barca a hard time. Watch La liga towards the end of the season and U'll see all those fighting relegation doing it. What Chelsea did ain't rocket science. Una just like to dey hype yourselves up on top nonsense.

you dey mind them?

man chair.

Nice views

tkb417:
ope o
i nor dey go embassy again

na this 9ja i go stay

Fash the fash

u too much

abi u go contest for Presidency, i go vote for u o even if u nor win

nice

horsepower

odiaero:
is it bad 4 u?, u seem like a sadist to me

Sorry you guessed wrong, i just didn't see why you had to laugh at the comment you quoted, there was nothing funny on it.

doyin13:
haaa. .i suspect that must be the FG project one.

I saw a pic somewhere of some work going on not too
far from the National Theatre. I think that is the Lite Rail
one.

Maybe, all i know is that it seems they have started.

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=428132.msg5872672#msg5872672 date=1271017769]Seriously, Are you this attention hungry that you had to show your face in a debate that has absolutely nothing to do with you? [/quote]holy Jehovah Nissie, i didn't know your other names are Mercy Johnson, God almighty, please tell me this debate has something to do with you? yeye fatty bom bom