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Politics › Re: 7,200 Joysticks Found In A Ship From Nigeria, Impounded In China - FFK by HonNEAT: 3:16pm On Apr 15, 2021

Chimighty007:
Chaii I know inside the ship there will be;
Dried d**k
Smoked d**k
Frozen d**k
Embalmed d**k
Fresh d**k

In different colours and sizes and lengths and weights. By the time China is done our women go dey line up for intimacy gadget shops hahahahahahaha

Omg

I cover my d**k with the blood

When Will You Grow And Stop Joking with Something Serious. 7,200 p*n*s How Men Remain. This Is Serious Bro.

Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Handed Two-Game Ban For Supercopa Red Card by HonNEAT: 8:42am On Jan 22, 2021

MickzyDonald:
Im not being judgemental over here, him calling him a dwarf isn't proper at all thats a hate speech

So Insult His Entire Family Is It The Way Out?

Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Handed Two-Game Ban For Supercopa Red Card by HonNEAT: 8:40am On Jan 22, 2021

WoundedLamb:
Lol.. you're quoting the guy for suggesting Messi is much richer than the moniker he quoted (which is very likely) but you spared that moniker who called Messi a dwarf (which he certainly isn't). At the end, it's all about sentiments.

Not Like That. Bringing The Family Is Bad

Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Handed Two-Game Ban For Supercopa Red Card by HonNEAT: 4:02pm On Jan 19, 2021

blinking001:
He should be banned from playing football for life...

2 Match Ban Only. If Na Africa Now They Will Start To Claim Holy, While They Are Founders And Promoters of Corruption.

Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Handed Two-Game Ban For Supercopa Red Card by HonNEAT: 3:55pm On Jan 19, 2021

MickzyDonald:
dwarf ? His kids worth can sustain you for your entire lifetime

Everybody Here Can't Be As Poor As You Naa. He Is Rich, Yes. But Some People Here Worth More Than Messi.

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Politics › Re: NIPOST Now Charges N500 For Any Parcel You Receieve by HonNEAT: 4:24pm On Oct 26, 2020

this is why I must vote Buhari!! so that real thunder will fire them finish and roast them in jail.

Am happy to see this. After you voted him, how far?

Properties › Re: The Top Four Cheapest Places To Live In Abuja by HonNEAT: 8:06am On Sep 17, 2020

Hedonisco:
Inside inside, across across, down down, hahaha. The names alone would instill the fear of God in someone and force you to prepare for the worst.

Even me wey don dey Abj for a while no sabi these zones. You don rugged am well for this town.

Hahaha, My Oga, Am A Contrator.

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Properties › Re: The Top Four Cheapest Places To Live In Abuja by HonNEAT: 11:31am On Sep 10, 2020

Jaqenhghar:
These places are the filthy trashy places where most abuja people live in. Then spend 1-2hours in traffic to get to the metropolis where they dream of living. If an abuja guy /babe tells you he/she lives in abj, he most likely in those places.
Other shitholes in abj include Garki village and area 1/ durumi axis

You Can't Afford Rent In Those Areas. By Your Words We Know.

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Properties › Re: The Top Four Cheapest Places To Live In Abuja by HonNEAT: 11:27am On Sep 10, 2020

Misterdhee1:
Kubwa is cheap?

Dutse, Deidei, Gwagwalada, Kuje, Zuba and so many other areas should make your list. Kubwa is not affordable for the average Joe. A self contained worthy of human habitation in Kubwa is between 250-350.

OP knows Nothing About Abuja. Maybe Na Of This People That Visited Or Served In Here. He Didn't Even Mention Cheap Areas Mpape, Nyanya, Zuba. Gwagwa, Juwa, Karmo and Its Areas, Peyi, Peze, Tunga-Maji and Its Areas, Bwari inside inside, Kabusa, Muko village, Jabu, Saburi inside Inside, Byazhin Across on Top Of Hill And Across Across, Suka Airport Road, Some Part Of Dei-Dei, Etc.

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Properties › Re: The Top Four Cheapest Places To Live In Abuja by HonNEAT: 11:04am On Sep 10, 2020

coolcharm:
200k in kubwa? Stop misleading people biko. You will even find it difficult to get a self contained at that amount.

Self contained 250k

One room and parlour 350k - 700k

2 bedroom 500k and above.

Except OP is referring to biajin across and bazango.

Not Even Possible In Byazhin. He Is Not Correct And This Can Mislead People.

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Properties › Re: The Top Four Cheapest Places To Live In Abuja by HonNEAT: 11:00am On Sep 10, 2020

Sachiopropty:
https://sachiong.com/top-four-cheapest-places-to-live-in-abuja/

This Is Never Correct, Especially In Kubwa. You Can Hardly Get A One Bedroom For N250,000 not To Talk Of Three Bedroom. Unless Before Elrufai Demolition.

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Sports › Re: Barcelona Board Members Want Messi To Leave After Koeman Meeting by HonNEAT: 10:51pm On Aug 22, 2020

etokhana:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2020/08/22/barcelona-board-members-want-messi-to-leave-after-koeman-meeting/

What An Insult He Brought Upon Himself. He Is Sacred Of Tomorrow.

Politics › Re: Ize-Iyamu: "I Am A Senior RCCG Pastor, I Preach Every Sunday" by HonNEAT: 10:40pm On Aug 22, 2020

BleedingPen:
https://igberetvnews.com/1362069/edo-2020-still-pastor-preach-every-sunday-ize-iyamu/

Off Course, It Can Only Be In RCCG eg Vice Present. Even A Lady In A Viral Video who Is A Worker In RCCG, Wants To Take Part In BBNaija said She Can Do Anything To Enter The House After all She Is Not A Virgin. Circular Christains, Worldly Churches.

Politics › Re: Group Asks NBA To Withdraw Obasanjo, Wike’s Invitation by HonNEAT: 10:26pm On Aug 22, 2020

etokhana:
https://www.thecable.ng/fresh-twist-as-group-asks-nba-to-withdraw-obasanjo-wikes-invitation-as-conference-speakers

I wonder How Else To Identify Thugs on Wigs. This Country Funny. The Other Was Medical Doctor Destroying Their Election Material. Paid Idiots.

Politics › Re: El-rufai: 100 Muslim Kaduna Lawyers Threaten To Boycott NBA Conference by HonNEAT: 10:19pm On Aug 22, 2020

oshozondii:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/el-rufais-withdrawal-100-muslim-kaduna-lawyers-treathen-to-boycott-nba-conference/amp/

Islamic Agenda Ones More Revealed.

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Webmasters › Re: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by HonNEAT: 7:36am On Aug 02, 2020

iyenimofe:
Why Tutor Web design Directly on
Nairaland?
The Internet is a large source of Web Design Tutorials, some correct and
some are not. Since HTML, CSS, PHP, JavaScript, etc may be foreign to a
newbie, he may be quite unsure of what he is learning.
To make matters worse, most tutorials do not have a FUNCTIONAL
interactive medium where questions can be asked and answered.
The Solution:
The problem will be solved if a platform is created to treat web design
tutorials and at the same time deal with questions posted by users. This
is where the thread comes in.
This thread will treat Web tutorials on HTML, CSS, PHP, JavaScript and so on.
These tutorials will be posted DIRECTLY HERE on the thread. Problems/
Questions can also be posted and since this is an open platform, it may
be answered by fellow Nairalanders who have had experience in our local
market.
All you have to do is sit back, visit the thread, read the posts, ask
questions (if any), contribute to or debunk posted tutorials. And you do
all of this without even leaving Nairaland! How easier can it be?
Let’s set the ball rolling!!

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Investment › Re: Learn How To Import Mobile Phones And Make Good Profit by HonNEAT: 7:00am On Aug 02, 2020

D34lw4p:
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✅ How to link up with Legit China Agents and Suppliers to get goods /Products from@ Cheaper rate.

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Yours is outdated. Too late.

Education › Re: Private School Teachers, How Have You Guys Been Coping? by HonNEAT: 8:01am On Jul 17, 2020

Idontknowyou:
My gratitude goes to our private school teachers who have been surviving through these period.

Seriously it has not been easy. Because my mum is also a private school teacher and also the bread winner of the family, but thank God things have been going well for us even though she has not been paid salary for 3 months now.
Share us your experience as a Private school teacher and how you have be coping..

So Private Teachers Are On Pay As You Go. Too Bad. After They Make Huge Money For School Owners.

Family › Re: Advise For A Woman Whose Husband Is Suffering From A Spinal Cord Injury by HonNEAT: 7:46am On Jul 17, 2020

Juliusmomoh:
Penis no de pain her husband na.... Na back de pain am..... So she can use another sex style to get what she want........

We Won't Hear, My Husband Hit Big Contract, Now That He Is Very Rich, Should I Leave Him?

Celebrities › Re: Majek Fashek Dabbled Into Spiritism And It Affected Him Terribly – Amos McRoy by HonNEAT: 11:48am On Jun 07, 2020

Ghostrye:
There are three sides to any story. So far we've only heard one

My Dear, spiritism, no spiritism all I know is that he hits the world at his time. He preached peace. Had better messages. His music still remained a good one. Whether he is wrong or right it's now between him and God. He is better than those ones are singing rubbish, encouraging fornication and masturbation. He preached well.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Vs Merkel: White House Orders Withdrawal Of 9,500 US Troops From Germany by HonNEAT: 9:34am On Jun 07, 2020

lazinny:
He should withdraw all sef, what are so many American troops still doing there 76yrs after WW2

Many countries needs them.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Vs Merkel: White House Orders Withdrawal Of 9,500 US Troops From Germany by HonNEAT: 9:28am On Jun 07, 2020

ORIJIN201:
Trump successful business man my foot. Inherited wealth.

Your bubu inherited cows that he couldn't increase. Every 4yrs they remained 200 cows. As if them d do family planning, dem d use condoms or d take contraceptive.

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Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Mourns Majek Fashek, Recalls "Fire Go Burn All Your Enemies" Comment by HonNEAT: 6:05pm On Jun 03, 2020

Gokoyer0:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majek_Fashek

He divorced his wife long time ago and have kids. You can read the wiki.

Thanks

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Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Mourns Majek Fashek, Recalls "Fire Go Burn All Your Enemies" Comment by HonNEAT: 3:48pm On Jun 02, 2020

HonNEAT:
Rest In Peace Prophet Majek Fashek.

Please Who Knows About His Family? His Wife And Kids

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Mourns Majek Fashek, Recalls "Fire Go Burn All Your Enemies" Comment by HonNEAT: 3:45pm On Jun 02, 2020

powerfulguy:
Former Senator Representing Kogi West Senatorial District in the Upper Chamber, Senator Dino Melaye mourns music legend Majek Fashek.

https://mobile.twitter.com/dino_melaye/status/1267797988665176066?p=v[/quote]Rest In Peace Prophet Majek Fashek.

Celebrities › Re: Falz Reacts To Police Killing Teenager, Rape And Murder Of UNIBEN Student by HonNEAT: 10:39am On Jun 02, 2020

HeWrites:
https://igberetvnews.com/1353612/falz-reacts-police-killing-teenager-rape-murder-uniben-student/

Lalasticlala

FALZ the Great Guy, is Another Prophet I Love. Though Modern Days Kind Of Prophet. I Pray He Fully Go Into His Calling.

Sports › Re: 5 Most Handsome Young Footballers by HonNEAT: 10:26am On Jun 02, 2020

majamajic:
Ronaldo and naymar are not young , But that Juventus former Ajax , De Laet for make this list Alex Witxel of Dortmund , the guy dey ok too

Even Dele Ali. Is He Old Too

Health › Re: Boss Mustapha: Nigeria Yet To Reach ‘Peak’ Of COVID-19 Cases by HonNEAT: 10:18am On Jun 02, 2020

ogododo:
https://www.independent.ng/nigeria-yet-to-reach-peak-of-covid-19-cases-ptf/

YES BOSS, More Money In Your Pocket.

Celebrities › Re: Music Star Majek Fashek Is Dead by HonNEAT: 10:15am On Jun 02, 2020

Palmtvng:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im_s1U7Ykew

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I Need To Be Sure Before Saying RIP to Prophet Of Peace. Chai, I Loaded His Music On My Phone Since Friday And Have Been Playing And Listening To His Preaching Since Morning. He Is Or Was A Great Preacher. Till I Confirm...

Health › Re: Man Abandons Wife After Birth Of Conjoined Twins In Imo (pic) by HonNEAT: 4:40pm On May 28, 2020

TheSourcerer:
even if separated mehn , they can never be normal

Let Them Be Separated First.

Health › Re: Man Abandons Wife After Birth Of Conjoined Twins In Imo (pic) by HonNEAT: 4:22pm On May 28, 2020

TheSourcerer:
Euthanasia, Mercy killing

WHY? In This Era? Are You Not Up to date. Don't You Know They Can Be Separated. Na waaa for You oo.

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