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ekoson95: Hello Nairalanders, Please I want u guyz to help me on this issue.
It frustrates me when I see myself in the mirror how skinny i am, my wrists are slender and tiny. In fact, in one word "Bonny". People jokingly make fun of me and it really pisses me off.
I am 18 years old, about 170 cm (5.6" tall, and 55kg weight.

I want to gain more weight, please, what do i do?

walk into any any pharmaceutical shop and ask for wate-on,use as prescribed,coupled with Workout in the gym...And don't be an ingrate by not thanking me after just 2months

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uche16:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LjdQZX4eMo

video was posted by the sect online , showing Shekau, who was clad in a military fatigue, rained invectives on his enemies: “Here I am, alive, hale and hearty. Sagir Musa should bury himself in shame, President Jonathan (of Nigeria) should bury himself in shame, President Obama (of United States of America) should bury himself in shame, and President Francois Hollande (of France) should bury himself in shame, Queen Elizabeth (of England) should bury herself in shame.

“They said I am dead, but here I am. The world should know that I am alive and will only die at the appointed time. Everybody should be judged according to the dictates of his conscience.

“What I am doing is written in the Holy Qur’an and the Hadith and I will not stop. I challenge all the clerics of the world to question my deeds. Those underrating my capacity should have a re-think. I will never allow democracy to thrive.

“The concept of government of the people by the people for the people will never be possible and will never exist. Democracy shall be replaced only by the government of Allah, from Allah and for Allah.”

He stated the Nigerian military will never subdue his group. “Nigerian soldiers are late. After killing many of them in Monguno and Benisheik, we have snatched their armoured carriers and Hilux vans and then hoisted Islamic flags on them. We now move freely with them,” he said.

meanwhile, the Army Public Relations Unit said it would study the video clips that claimed someone who had died several weeks ago is alive.

where is the video?

Arinze4eva: Hmm, now I know where to do my masters

are you into sexology

I'm fearful of people who are fearful,so,whats the name for mine

Alikaxon: pls, bros, what did u study? It must be a geography related course, what course specifically, I'm also in a geo related course, I hope we could integrate. Thanks

why don't you differentiate yourself first,then,integrate people in your course d pun was intentional

David_Kissinger: Good question! Na wa for Nigerians sha. #smh

Stop shaking ur head and use it for perception.

AdannayaBella: Michelle be like "Bítch, this ain't Scandal"

tpia@:
why not also explain how david cameron is missing from your rearranged picture.

Bro,they must have been furnished with a tip to show the proper decorum for the occasion,hence,the evident re-arrangement of the seating arrangement by Michelle to protect her own

chidisco124: https://sirkenayo.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/1lynxx_sirkenayo.net_.jpg
Lynxxx who is in Johannesburg, South Africa shooting the video for his new single "Ifeoma" with Clearance Peters, shared these photos from the shoot on his instagram page.
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SOURCE: BLOG

No be only Clearance Peter but Forwarding Paul .the name is spelt Clarence Peter.

more pix

Michelle evidently re-arranged the seating plan at Mandela’s memorial after this encounter with Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt.

http://www.forexlive.com/blog/2013/12/10/obama-gets-the-cold-shoulder

A Florida-based firm wants to create a 'community on the sea' which would circle the globe every two years.
The wealthy could soon choose to spend their entire lives circumnavigating the world on a vast floating city, if the vision of a Florida-based firm becomes reality.
The $10 billion Freedom Ship would offer 40,000 residents a permanent ocean-going home complete with hospitals, schools, shops, parks and even a small airport.
At 25 storeys high and a mile long - four times longer than the Queen Mary II - the 2.7 million-tonne vessel would be so large that it could never enter a port. Instead, it would circle the globe once every two years, anchoring offshore major cities to allow its residents to enjoy some of the world’s top destinations - or shake off any seasickness.
Envisioned to spend approximately 70 per cent of its time moored up and 30 per cent transiting between countries, the Freedom Ship would leave the east coast of the United States in June and cross the Atlantic to Europe. There - to coincide with the summer months - it would loop around the north coast of Scotland to Scandinavia and back through the English Channel before heading down to the Straits of Gibraltar and into the Mediterranean.
Christmas would be spent off the north coast of Africa followed by a jaunt down to the Cape of South Africa in January. The vessel would then head across to Australia in time for the latter months of the Antipodean summer before travelling up through Asia and crossing the Pacific to the US west coast in September.

Source:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10482144/Floating-city-Plan-for-40000-people-to-live-on-the-high-seas.html

Philistine: Ogogoro president,yeye man

what you wrote here shows that you have less brain cells than a cabbage.I'm sure thats how you insult the man that caused your birth,anu mpam.

1)Loved me back to life-Celine Dion.
2)I'm Falling-Mindless Behavior.
3)Borrowed Heaven-The Corrs
4)Long Night-The corrs.
5)Innocence-Avril Lavigne.
6)Cant give up now-Mary Mary
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klrGscTSgkM

GustavoFring: [s]Any Nigerian who comes here to claim Nigerians are not Internet scammers is a hypocrite of the highest order[/s].

As if Yahoo Yahoo was not the biggest industry on University Campuses.

As if Maga don pay and Yahoozee did not top the music charts.

As if most of us don't know at least one Yahoo boy.

As if Cybercafes were not known to be scam factories.

Some of you people perform some serious mental gymnastics to hide the truth from yourselves!

mute that your fucking mouth and get off the fallacy of hasty generalization.

Edoboy1: ....you have been repeating this same quote in all the topics. What's wrong my brother? I thing you are tired of sitting at home, this ASUU strike will land many in a psychiatric hospital, many are going mental.

Good people,a great nation that is blessed beyond the curse

There has been no specific figure given by the military on the casualty , but the latest findings showed that the militants had a strong hand and caught troops by surprise. the squad should have known better than allowing those rams catch them by surprise.Anyway,agents of espionage are always on the prowl

Chimezie198: Nigerian scammers no dey carry last.

My yahoo mail na so so sperm full am.

Chimezie,gini ka idere ife a!

Matthew 11:27“All things have been committed to me by my Father. No one knows the Son except the Father, and no one knows the Father except the Son and those to whom the Son chooses to reveal him.
[i]**If “the Holy Spirit” is a person distinct from the Father, and is also omniscient and almighty “God,” then would He not also have to know the Father and the Son? Jesus’ statement, then, would not have been true, and in fact would be a lie**I perceive that the holy spirit is nat God..

collynzo2: Gaynaian President Mahama visited the US and thought it wise to pose in front of CNN's logo and take pictures so that he can boast to his friends on his return home. This is a President we are talking about.
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sкчscrαρεr™:
qone are those days when i used to buy...

bread for 10n now 60n.
a bottle of coke for 20n.
abacha cap (snack) five each for 5n etc.

i won`t forqet coins. my dad used to qive me 10n to school everyday which consists coins and sometimes kobo. the funny part is that i will used the money to feed myself and my neiqhbour whom parents doesn`t qive him any money to school and we`ll be over-fed. sometimes i have to scrape the sides of the coin on a sharp floor to make it shiny because the seller miqht not accept it from me if it is rusty. i also would not forqet baba that used to 'dash' us' coins whenever we qo to dance for him at home. (may his soul rest in peace). also, i would not forqet when me and my partners in crime used to qo to the several three junctions around my crib to pick coins from 'uzobo' (a bini word meaninq fetish sacrifice). why did i centered more on coins?! that's because it`s no lonqer in existence, soon enouqh the 5n will also phases out.
not too lonq aqo there was a thread here on nairaland askinq when was the last time we had 5naira in the wallet https://www.nairaland.com/1439168/when-last-time-n5-wallet that is suppose to be a denomination of a country.
i remember the niqeria currency once had more value than the qhana cedi but today the reverse is the case.
Naija, i hail thee!

naira is worth more than the Cedi bro..

ms_ogey: You are very silly. Smh. That's how I was at d supermarket today to buy some hair products and while at the counter, d guy infront of me requested a pack of durex. He didn't even do it codedly. I just looked at the guy with scorn. You are very silly. Smh. That's how I was at d supermarket today to buy some hair products and while at the counter, d guy infront of me requested a pack of durex. He didn't even do it codedly. I just looked at the guy with scorn.

and how does this affect the value of naira

Though the naira has had a really bad past which could be attributed to corruption and bad leadership,but it has been showing some improvement and stability lately.What we need is a strong economy which in turn translates to a stable currency.A country's currency is not determined by the strength of its economy alone,thus,relating a country's currency to another at a static period of time is meaningless,the both currencies should be watched over time to come to the conclusion of which is of higher value.Purchasing power and the change in value over time is a very nice indicator to that effect.It is totally wrong to say that the Ghana Cedi for example which exchanges GHS1 for #70 is of higher value than the naira. All hands must be on deck to keep it from falling anymore.

Fhemmmy: Are you sayiing that Nigerians enjoys more stable electricity that Togolese? Just a yes or No will do.

All things considered,I would say Yes,though I dont really know what has changed in light situation of both countries presently.

Seyilome: Well, am a Nigerian,but a Togolese born and my granny is Togolese, It is in Nigeria I see people eating food for 3 times or less,but in Lomé,they eat as they like any time, and they are very neat. I enjoy spending my holiday there.All my mother's family are there,my mother owned house there before she died. Life in Togo is more classical, Yorubas are many there especially we Ejigbo,more than a million.there many Yoruba churches.

Mr eater,what sort of food is that,if I may ask Akpele ;Dits there that i noticed that a family of five can use one fingerling(salmon) to make a watery soup that will serve all.I stood aghast to watch the magic you people do with maize,all your food centres on it.Aside that,you are friendly and accomodating,things are relatively cheap also expecially your girls mi dzo

imperiouxx: You guys don't know that everyone on here is not from English speaking country or from Nigeria.

Some are trying to articulate their speaking in English. [s]The next is derision from erudite wannabe NLers.[/s]


Na wa o!

article 21 of Seun's constitution,which says,''Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation'' needs revisitation,then

Arosa: If there is no picture then it's fake news.

no pix+broken link=fake news

Scun: Try again, in English please.

was about making that same request you made