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Youngdream1:
BETTER AND HE SHOULD NOT COME BACK SEF

THINGS ARE NOT WORKING, THE DAURA MAN iS GOING TO HIDE IN LONDON.

GOD GO PUNISH YOU. NO HIDING PLACE FOR THE WICKED.

YOU ARE BETTER AWAY SEF.

Buhari always on the the opposite, world leaders heading to Washington DC while my president go the opposite direction London

Joel3:
lol this guy thought to be democratically elected president is cheap.. he never see anything. two more years to go. cause 2019 is election year.

Buhari always on the the opposite, world leaders heading to Washington DC while my president go the opposite direction London

lovat:
Buhari can attend Adama Barrow swearing in inside Gambia Embassy in Senegal



All na Presidential Inauguration

Buhari always on the the opposite, world leaders heading to Washington DC while my president go the opposite direction London.

Stupid protest. Instead of your husbands to stand up and defend you by also killing them, you are here protesting.

rottennaija:
This looks more like an introductory technology workshop

We are in recession today because we did not move from introductory technology workshop of yesterday into industrialization.

Have l been approached?

This goverment is not cordinated, I watch on Channels TV last week when CBN said they are setting a commitee to advice them on how the country can benefit from Cryptocurrency, Bitcoin and other digital money since the world is gravitating towards digital currency. Now another agent of goverment SEC is saying complete opposite of CBN vision. Tommorow the both agency will deny everything and the country countinue to slide to pit of no return economically. Pray for Nigeria

femsheart:
Not all lumps are cancerous! I removed 3 non cancerous lumps from mine!

three? sister watch it oooo

No clause for payment? that has to be agreed too.

onismate:
.Whoever drafted this thing ehhhh. Hahahahahah . See below.

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include rape , there is now an agreement to be signed before "action". Please print a copy which can be used in the court of law.

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX...

I, __________________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with________________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic(s).

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD

(b) I become pregnant

(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

________________________________

Signature of Screwee ______________



http://hovabuzz.com/frontline/1279-check-out-this-drafted-agreement-before-sex-and-tell-me-what-you-think

ukpongh@yahoo.com send me a mail and we start to discuss. I love security especially the intelligence part of it.

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Recession wedding

Time to replace Emefielu with Muslim CBN governor has come.

Chineme Okafor in Abuja
http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/12/16/fg-exits-jv-cash-call-payments-to-iocs/

The federal government has disclosed that it has formally exited the joint venture cash calls arrangements it has had with the international oil companies operating in the country for more than four decades.

Minister of State for Petroleum Resources, Dr. Ibe Kachikwu, who announced the termination of the cash calls yesterday in Abuja, also said the government was exiting them with an outstanding debt of $5.1 billion, which he had at some point stated would be paid over a period of five years through incremental oil production volumes.

He said with savings to be made under the new arrangement, the federal government’s revenue was expected to increase by $2 billion annually, while Nigeria’s oil production will increase to 2.5 million barrels per day (mbpd) by 2019.
Kachikwu also said the development was expected to result in a reduction in the unit technical production cost of oil from $27.96 per barrels (bpd) to $18bpd.

The minister explained that this would give the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) and its joint venture partners the opportunity to grow outside of the previous constraints of government’s inability to meet its obligations.

He provided clarity on the new funding arrangement for the joint ventures, after the exit agreements were signed with Shell, Total, Chevron, ExxonMobil, and Nigeria Agip Oil Company (NAOC) respectively.

“The reality is that the number that I have from NNPC was about $6.8 billion over the last three to four years. We managed to get a hair cut out of it which is like a discount from the oil companies of about $1.7 billion. And then we have $5.1 billion in the next five years to repay,” said Kachikwu on the cash call debt left behind.

He explained that the exit from the cash calls obligations would usher in a self-financing regime, adding: “We are letting the operators capture their cost, deduct that, prior to getting to the next income position, back into the Federation Account.”

The companies, according to him, will now be able to go to the financial markets to raise money when they need to do so outside of government constraints.
He said that the exit strategy would give NNPC and the IOCs the room to grow as much as they want without the constraints of federal government’s controls or budgetary challenges, and that the governance issues that have been put in place for the new policy would reduce substantially the amount of time it takes to implement contracts.

The minister explained that the first point of call was for the IOCs to be able to deduct their costs as opposed to the old system where money was made, taken to the federal purse and the IOCs begged the government to pay them, which in most cases, government never did.

Kachikwu also stated that the implementation of the cash call policy delayed production, weakened efficiency and degenerated confidence, and that the historic agreement would bring clarity and stability to the management of the country’s oil and gas resources.
The agreement, he added, had also received the approval of the Federal Executive Council (FEC).

Kachikwu had earlier said, during his presentation of his ministry’s scorecard for 2016, that Nigeria’s daily crude oil production was now about 1.8mbpd, up from 1.3mbpd after the incessant attacks on oil and gas facilities by militants in the Niger Delta early this year.

He also said the country’s daily domestic fuel consumption was now about 28 million litres, down from the often bandied 40 million litres per day.
This, he said was achieved following the government’s partial deregulation of the downstream petroleum sector, which he added would be completed in 2017.

Disclosing some of his achievements in this regards, he said: “The Niger Delta was another issue and very complicated. Counter accusations have never solved the problems.

“We have begun to put some smart solutions to this tertiary level of engagements outside the corridors of identification and this is important for us to reach out to people who may be on the run but are relevant to finding the solutions and that has led us to bringing back our all-time low production of 1.3mbpd closer to 1.8mbpd.

“But for some minor incidents, we probably would be closer to 2.1mbpd or 2.2mbpd. The reality about the Niger Delta is that no matter what you do, you never forget your base or you will be planning in vain and so we need to reach out to that base.
“We set a zero militancy target in 2017 and we want to ensure that anything that needs to be done should be done.”

On domestic fuel consumption, he said: “We have a situation today where refined petroleum consumption has gone down from an all-time high of 40 million litres a day to about 28 million litres a day and this says a lot in terms of savings and the efficiency that is in place.”

Also speaking at the event, Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo said the removal of fuel subsidy had helped to eliminate a funding burden of not less than N15.4 billion monthly from the federal government.

Represented by the Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Mr. Abubakar Malami (SAN), Osinbajo also that the $15 billion would be injected into the oil and gas sector.

“I am pleased to be the special guest of honour at the agreement signing ceremony for the Joint Venture Cash Call exit and the announcement of $15 billion investments to be injected into the sector.

“The oil and gas sector remains very critical to the stability and growth of our economy as it accounts for about 90 per cent of foreign exchange earnings.
“Amongst others, the downstream sector has been deregulated with the elimination of the petroleum subsidy.
“This policy has removed from government, a burden of not less than N15.4 billion monthly,” he said.

The vice-president said that government had taken steps to increase the domestic refining capacity by repairing the refineries operated by NNPC.
“We have also licensed modular refineries and support the development of private refineries one of which is a 650,000 barrel per day capacity (being built by the Dangote Group),” he said.

According to him, one of the refineries was nearing completion, adding that when completed, it will restore “our pipelines to facilitate crude and products transportation”.

He confirmed that FEC had approved new measures aimed at eliminating the burden of the cash call obligations and eased future payments in the upstream sector.
Osinbajo also commended the World Bank on the global initiative to secure the environment by ending and commercialising gas flares.

“It will boost the discharge of international obligations by Nigeria on climate change and contribute to our national power generation capacity,” he said.
He also urged other ministries to come up with scorecards on their stewardship in the past year.

So all this while it's Ameachi that always cause elections violence in Rivers making me to abuse Wike. Mr Wike l am sorry, forgive me.

This is a big lie, This Pastor is so insensitive and God will judge everyone, How can this pastor go to gospel city in Abak to conclude the Bishop coronation process while 100 people were still trapped in the rubbles of his collapsed church? The building caved in from the rear giving the people in front some ample time to escape, he and his Bishop guest escaped most unhurt and he still insisted on getting crowned as the Bishop same day in Abak. That is a Crown of blood and a throne of blood. Now the same man that was in government house clinic up to 10PM Saturday night after returning from Abak for his coronation is claiming leg amputation to attract some empathy. God is watching us.
I feel he has some question to answer on that building, we will ensure the government get to the root of this matter.

The elections in Rivers today is different from what we have lately. Who can explain why we don't have results from various unit posted on social media? Is it that in Rivers people are not on social network of there was no elections in these polling units, maybe the results has been written already.
What's your view?

Go to Ameachi's house, all materials for elections has been escorted by security to his house. If you are waiting in the ward to vote you are in for a long thing.

Why was he approaching GEJ in that manner? He got an evil intention so l stopped him.

Na this kind talk dey make the guys that use to hammered the wife before him marry am laugh with friends over beer mocking Ayade self deceit.

I won't be surprise if the Mod delete this thread. He just remove my own that urge people to occupy NCC and Aso Rock to tell the president how hard this is on us and for this minister to reverse his decision. They removed my thread too bad.

This nonsense must stop #NoToTariffIncrement. #OcuppyNCCnAsoRock. How l go do my school research?
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The body that is suppose to monitor the operators so that they don't shortchange of cheat Nigerians are the same body urging operators to increase tariffs and oppress Nigerians. This government need to be reformatted.

But Jimoh lost in this election and was never supported by FFK

This is glorious. So OBJ stop supporting GEJ because GEJ refused to be his puppet. Let put it straight. I thought GEJ was clueless according to propaganda then but now l can see that the only way to silence OBJ is to give him Abacha treatment. PMB act fast now on OBJ.

Base on this document, the senators are right to reject such budget proposal. PMB need to hire economist that are grounded to get us out of depression.

Why? Interest rate should be lowered to encourage investment and end recession. Maintaining the stance of last quarter means depression is guaranteed.

Nothing affects Buhari's ambition because he has no ambition to be affected. This is not GEJ that you politician use ambition to threaten. If we run a single term 6 years nobody will be caged.

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