D 3 RAT hazard,costa,fabregas.....!!!

Yap! Gwoza here in maiduguri we enjoy 24\7 light here bicos all d NEPA official don run comot bicos of boko-haram boiz!!...we jst dey use electricity dey go as we like!

chiscodedon:
last I visited Kaduna also..gonin gora in chikun LGA they do hv steady light

guy u are correct!! D laast time I went there dat iboline nd d plank market 4 goningora dey get lite wella!! I swear I like kaduna only say d violence make things tire me!!

Me neva go attend any church since begining of dis year...bt I don't joke wit my prayer and my bible I use it like my pillow all d time!!...and cross-over nite on d 31st alwys on point!

lasisi69:
Dunno what to say...

wat if u say something like ENDTIME porsche nko??

cruzita:
exactly I learnt it from u

O.Y.O lo wa!!

powerfulsettingz:
pls how can I use pin charger to charge my bb touch pls

wat type of blackberry u dey use? I get an idea 4 u!

cruzita:
I also think Nokia 3310is underrated

u see nw! Effect of taking drinking ogororo wit spoon!!

darkenedrebel:
yahoo boys & street wise ninjas are numerous in Computer Village & Ikeja axis....how they can be poor?

so if dem dey talk abt rich man se na yahoo boy u wan dey mention abi U yahoo boy wey go buy laptop 120k and later sell am 15k! Wen maga no gree pay again! Is dat RICH

papawemba:
In 2009, i was invited to Ojodu Berger for such an interview. After series of phone calls to them asking for direction, i arrived at the venue. I was looking my best in my black suit, well-polished original Italian black shoes, nice haircut, well-shaved beards and 212 perfume oozing out of my body. My heart sank into my stomach when i got into a shack they called an office; the wooden table they used as their office desk had seen worse days, at one corner inside the shack were used plates with gory sights of left-over amala and ewedu inside, at another corner was a broom struggling to hold empty pure water sachets, feathers and some other debris swept to a corner from being blow away by a President standing fan that sounded like Ambode helicopter.

Behind the table, were two men looking like the last survivors of kwashiorkor holocaust, through their half-buttoned shirts i could count the number of bones in their ribs as they practically looked like a rough sketch and i could see their aged heart trying to pump a few pints of blood through their frail skeletal system. The first man brought out an old long notebook, which was supposed to have a hard cover but i supposed the hard cover must have been used as a hand fan in times of power outage and i could only but imagine how hot that place would be. I asked them if they were the people i was talking with on the phone and they nodded in affirmative manner, offered me a plastic seat to seat while one took my details and the other opted to go fetch the manager.

The smell of my perfume brought a momentary respite to their nostrils from the stench coming out from all corners of the shack. Minutes later after they had asked a couple of lame questions and scribbled my response on their paper, the manager came out... Jeez.

To cut a very long story short, i demanded for my transport fare, i insisted that they must refund the money i spent on recharge cards calling them and ... But i realized i was dealing with people whose jobless condition was way worse than mine.

ah! Guy!! Dis thing too long na!!!

wachakuta:
Lol.. na catapot dem go use fire am for my area..

dat ur area na Gwoza bah?

tolexy007:
Don't to know what to comment.....

se na english be dis one wey u type so

Na for ibadan u go see dis kain houses tire!...dem dey even put "babalawo flag" join! So dat d buy go no say no be "sere-sere".

sunnyeinstein:


Add Napoli Like Lagos bro... and Evergreen

No! I too like all does 1 jare!! Bt I like some of his old skul live performance,wey him go dey sing like person wey don take codine..lolz!

phonesNgadgets:
Computer. The man.

guy u jst mention my 2 best album 4rm him so far!!!

Hmmmm!! I blame free Wifi 4 dis...I praay make d guy change d password soon!

See as all of dem be like age-mate!!!..dats wat happen wen u get pregnant wen in secondry skul!!

End time match!!...and end time score wesbrom 2 arsenal 1!!!! Aand if u don't believe me! U are end time fans*shikena*

God of soccer where is thy face!! Winning is all we need to today!...can't jst witstand all dis chelsea haters today!!....*kwantinu sipping my jedi b4 match start!!

Benz4pimp:
Chai!!!you guys are either dumb or deaf,did you just say fall of terry G?guy,he has invested a lot and he can sit back now.please try and visit Iju in ifako ijaiye and u will see for yourself.please learn to visit Google b4 u type trash,terry just did a remix with wiz kid and phyno,he as more than 4 single out there(party banger),terry isn't after that big money tingy,terry is still signed to glo and he goes from one uni to another......

chai!!! brother God bless u wit dis comment!! Hardly u go see aany aabule-egbaa,iju,ishaga or agege dude daat will sit down to write dis Trash abt him!!Dis OP don high on "beef weed" 4rm jamaica!!

vicstar:
Lol, I smell hate in diz ish :-XLol,dat broda used his creativity and gat d "mulla"wait when u say fall do u mean go broke? #puzzled

abi oooo!!! Abeg help me ask d OP ooo!! Na endtime beef be dis ooo!!

Rapmoney:
Lalasticlala, airmark,

is rapmoney OK financially like terry g....did dis luk like a "beef" write up...I think YES!! I don't jst like it wen I see things like dis against terry g, am a little bit close to him...he spit trash and he make money 4rm it!!....so if wat u think as trash don't come up again, no be say things aare bad 4 him ooo!! He is a young man who gat some investment dat brings in money to him on daaily bases!! As he usually say to people who knw him well, he will say don't call me "star" bicos dey shine @ nite aand disappear in d morning!!

daphid25:
The guy f*** up
E for dey komot am for fuel money

chaaii!! Another pro in d game!!...buy fuel 10k comot 3k, b4 month end 25k go complete shey?

metrosexual:
We share the same football club, she was a Manchester Utd fan before now, I gave her an ultimatum to became an Arsenal fan.

If she was a Chelsea fan prior to now she would have ended as my girlfriend! (No apologies to Chelsea fans)

When I moved in about the motion about her changing to the Pride of London (Arsenal) ... she just said: "Baby haba naw!" When I looked at her with my sexy bad eyes, she said: "Ok baby no vex, I'm a Gunner as from henceforth" and she updated the news on her BBM profile immediately

see dictator ooo!!! Na by force ni? I don't even like it wen my babe support my club, bicos I luv d way she laff @ me wen we don't win!!

SupremeCommanda:
Lord rest her soul! Fine girl like this oChai!
E b like say d man want blame government for the unfortunate incident.
But oga, I think if anything, more faults lie with you for allowing her to travel at such hour. 11pm and you still board a bus to travel such far distance? Haba mana!

bro wetin go be will surely be! Se person no dey get accident for 7am ni??

tobyemmanuel:
He tried but it resembles a toy to me. It can't accommodate engines

me even dey luk 4 d rope wey d guy go take dey draw am!!...abi dis kind plane can fly ni

profjustine:
Biafran coach and players making nigeria proud

chai!!! See LAWMA product!!

rollybest:
op i dey u sharp sharp

wetin dis 1 drink b4 typing?

1wolex85:

me vex, is this the first match Arsenal is losing? You just come online and be spewing stats you know absolutely nothing about just to feel like you know something. Go look for your play mates. Gerrarahere jor!

chaaii!! ANGER ALERT ooo!!! Somebody pls dial 911!

Nollywood material!! Aki and pawpaw don kuku dey log-out of movie scene!!