Austema:
Which one is GO FUND ME app again

is dat d only thing u see 4 d news?

CallMeNJay:
rain in kano!!!

What if the kind of rain that falls daily in the South falls there?

my brother I wonder oooo!!!

rheether:
This shit can't happen in Enugu, obodo oyinbo anyi.

alcholic alert!!!!!!

Hayjaycity:
Werey ma ni awon Konga yi o...you will still beg people to work with you..in Jesus name, if you call this one a business strategy..

abeg don't "sepe"!!!

Hmmmm! 21-35-47 make I perm am 50naira each 4 midweek and supreme!!

conductor1:
I smell trouble in Nigeria.

bro ur catarh neva leave u

Hmmmm!! Hotel room or there own gangan

Jay-jay d legend!...and somebody say dis bros dey stingy..if u taxk him nw he will tell u say bolton still owe him one month wages!

Village witch no fit follow person enter dis kain hotel lailai...one day I go lodge 4 dis hotel!!#amen#

MAGNETIC:
Accident by horse is called?

"horsidic incident" dis happen wen u ride a horse wey don smoke parkistan weed!

amzee:

Dis one ma go do.
Give Lalasticlala d charger make he come gv me.

make I give lalasticlala abi...u try no be small!!

amzee:
Abeg na who get Siemens charger for here?

na siemens C20 charger I get here....which type of siemens u dey use

flimzy24:
And which MOTOR is dat

toyota camry 1980 model

Waoooow!! Special one in red devil bench...! Can't wait to see d game between man u and chelsea @ d stamford bridge...jose we d FANZ @ chelsea still luv u, bt d 3 rat and d 30 penny judas player sack u.

Hmmmm!! aunty bukky sha!!...why all d bukky dey always get chin-chin 4 head?

Ajibel:
I followed the story.

According to one member of the Pillars fans club, the attackers are not really core Pillars fans and that's why it happened outside so they are after the culprits.

I hope they find them though.

guy abeg 4get story!...hv u been to a stadium to watch naija premier legaue b4..do u knw wat it means to kano pillar fans nt to win @ home??..abeg does guys behind d attack na d home team fans shikena!

engees001:
I dey enta market nw

to go dance bah?

Hmmmmm!! Hw true is dis news OP??...if I discover say dis story na lie ehn..u go work wit LAWMA for 8month without payment ooo!!

brunofarad:
Rip to the dead.



This lagos~ibadan expressway is rather getting notorious.







This is sad

guy read well na...! Oyo to ibadan expressway nt lagos-ibadan expressway!!

kilokeys:
He looks like buhari

guy wetin u drink...ehn!

tonymorris:
Though i am a chelsea fan but the truth is that i want man utd to weep our ass then next time this stewpid chelsea team will neva cut my bet slip. I was on my way to win a cool 40k the other games had easily clicked but this yeye chelsea could not even beat watford imagine a whole blues playing gidigbo football against a watford so i want my blues to chop it 2day, then i 4give them

guy wetin u drink...ehn!?

tollytexy:

I no mind

lolz.....I pity u!

tollytexy:

I drank glue + coffee

eyaah!!!...why u no come dey try drink gegemu na

tollytexy:
U can buy a rolls royce or bugatti wit it.. Remember aunty Linda bought her banana island house with N1 and she even collect change sef

guy wetin u drink?

engrflames:
This present administration have infiltrated Nigerians with lies and propaganda

everybody middle name na "lie mohammed" nw!!

EHMIR:
I was told dat if dis guy says no okada movement for lag,no body dares drive okada,shey na true abi na wash my guy wash me

guy dem don wash u finish ooo!! Na to dry u 4 sun remain...!!

AnakinSkywalker:

Who is she getting married to Biko?

anakinskywalker!

Psylas:
the pictures are not sharpen

u knw get blade..?

publicenemy:
AND IT MAKES FRONT PAGE.


























SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW OLD THESE MODERATORS ARE.

under-17 na! Abi old man fit do moderator 4 nairaland ni??

Ijaya123:
That guy truly has a large heart...after 2?
It ain't easy fellas...

d guy na pastor 4 my area here...infact d luv no be small thing ooo!!

Wetin dis 1 come teach us nw?

Hmmmm!!! Nobody notice razak omotoyossi....?? I knw sure say OP sabi d guy!