₦airaland Forum

almajirimallam:
Racism everywhere. ....In Nigeria tribalism everywhere.....Always heeboo vs yeluba...

Funny erusa

dhsfbi:
You are wasting your time. You do not have to proof anything to him. Between do you do clean installation or you upgrade cos I am finding it hard to activate mine

I was an insider so no need to activate. Insiders get the full version free before others

imsuboi:
I don tell you my own

Sorry no video. To big to upload.

imsuboi:
Yeah.

Seeing is believing.

Bring your laptop to that bush beside mama nkechi's ofe akwu spot.

Just wait make I reach where I dey go. Or do you need video proof?

imsuboi:
Oga, lie small small

Do you need proof? Google Win 10 10240 build before you talk.

I'm using win10 rtm since about 2weeks now. Its promising and still need plenty of updates

Whynotthetruth:
Kindly list the various foundation buhari is laying with their respective ministries...

Would you build a foundation without doing soil testing? Knowing the kind of land you are going to build on paramount. If you build on swampy ground the house will break and cause disaster in the future.

Calm down friend.

safarigirl:
you repeat the term 'more'...and you have failed to justify how.

The height of tribalism is when you wish someone death simply because of his tribe. You can NOT get more tribalistic than that. If the voice of a King is the voice of his people then the YORUBA people are the most tribalistic in Nigeria. Igbos are not.

I do not expect you to agree with my opinion, nobody will accept that his father's land is not the biggest in the village

No need to discuss with you further.

I thought they said this man is a dullard. This is opposite of being dull.

safarigirl:
the Igbos are more tribalistic?

You can not exonerate your own people from tribalism. I have grown up in Lagos and Abuja and most de-tribalised Yoruba people are those from Ogun and Lagos. Even supposedlly educated/exposed Yorubas are bigots

The Oba that vowed a genocide against a people was not Igbo, all the jobless mofos that gatered in Lagos to protest and ask Igbos to leave their imaginary land are not Igbos, the guy on twitter that declared all Igbo should be killed during the INEC Collation exercise was not Igbo, FFK that wrote an article to insult Igbos was not Igbo, tell me ONE tribal thing ANY Igbo man has done to the Yoruba race in comparison to these examples I've given against Igbos...then you'll justify why they should not feel marginalised.

Nigeria is a country filled with sick hypocrites and Nairaland is giving them a voice

Read my post once again and calmly this time. Everyone is tribalistic but Igbo are more. Then you should calm down with your choice of words also. You being brought up in Lagos doesn't make you immune just ignore the hate and sentiment and be a better person to your neighbours even if they hate you. See them as uninformed and sick people. That's just the way to go. All these hate and hate won't solve anything.

I still hate tribal and racist people Yoruba and Igbo or delta or Hausa or where ever they come from. They are sick in the head and no more than animals.

azimibraun:
Ministers will come in SEPTEMBER is that too much of an ENGLISH to UNDERSTAND? Besides, Nigeria's battered image and administrative processes are undergoing reconstructive surgery and that you guys will agree takes time. We had a CIVIL WAR in Nigeria, we had DECADES of MILITARY RULE we had 16 YEARS of PDP MISRULE yet we survived as a country and a people. A little patience for a Man who has defiled the norm and wants to do things differently will not be what will KILL us. If you feel he ddnt HIT the GROUND RUNNING then he is PREPARING grounds for members of his administration to HIT the GROUND RUNNING the OPPORTUNITY he never got from the GUYS before him.

They want to build house without a foundation. I laugh at the house ordinary wind will carry it away.

safarigirl:
The level of hate directed at Igbos on this thread is disturbing.

I will never understand why the mods bring such rubbish to FP just so some frustrated entities can attack an entire ethnic group and refer to them as 'greedy' 'useleSs' 'selfish' 'tribalists'....as if they're not doing the same thing they accuse these people of.

Seun, lalasticlala, ishilove, I don't know who allows these things see FP, but I want that person to know that there can never be a positive result from this. It makes every Igbo person hate Nigeria the more, it makes them feel more marginalized when they see things like "that is why an Igbo person can never rule Nigeria"

There are people far worse than Nnamdi Kanu in Nigeria, and Nairaland gives them their voice....remember that social media also plays a great part in every movement. I did not know triballism until Nairaland. What is the good of a site that promotes tribalism by being docile?

I don't know what your gain is by allowing these many mocking comments, but the sooner someone stops promoting ethnic-based threads, the better for Nigeria

Sorry to burst your bubble dear. Its only a response to the hate by the Igbo themselves. Igbo's are fantastic people hardworking then there are the uneducated ones that just hate hate hate and hate.

I could be wrong but I notice the Igbo especially the ones born and bred in SW are far more less hateful than the ones in from SE. I could be wrong also but the Igbo a more tribalistic than the other ethnic groups. Only rich Igbo guys are less tribal. You can't have a conversation with some from from SE not telling you "you are not like them" and I wonder who are them? To be honest I hate these kind of people be it Yoruba or Igbo or Hausa or what ever place you come from. The minute you start saying them, that Igbo boy, that hausa woman, that Yoruba man. (That (insert tribe here) man/woman has a name.). That's the last day I'll talk to you.

I am more interested in the person and their strengths and there is no weakness that swallows strengths of people more than tribalism or racism. It just turns them from normal functional human beings to animals.

Yes I hate tribal and racist people with a passion. They are no less than animals.

Chitumu:
u can either choose to stop wailing or to continue with ur wailing. More importanly stop asking me question abot d falling naira just go and buy made in nigeria instead.

Made-in-Nigeria is the solution but to them no. $1 must be = N1 in one month.

as if $1=N1 3months ago.

Nigerian Girls are not loyal. only about 0.1% are.

I am a hardworking guy trying to make ends meet but every girl I've met are either checking your financial status first or trying to get money from you.

To be honest I gave up on the search for a relationship cos these Nigerian girls ain't worth it. The really good ones are very very extremely hard to find.

There's no love in most if not all Nigerian ladies.

donofdons:

I love when people are covered with blood....and i do cover people in blood....remeber that the blood of god you covered yourself with was shed by us so thank us for giving you something to protect yourself.

Jesus came down the first time and we crucified him...this time around, we will roast him over open flame with wood from the holy cross and then, we shall eat his flesh and drink his blood literarily to absorb his powers

You are hilarious. You don't even know how it works.

take less food with fibre and less water at you peril. Your anus is goons get pile

chomytex:
I will go first..

Mine is sweeping, it's not like I don't sweep, I see it as a heavy duty!

I prefer washing of clothes and dishes..

So fellow nairalanders, what's yours?..share it with with us.

This's actually my first post here so let's keep the ball rolling!

I'll do your sweeping. you'll do my washing of clothes and dishes. problem solved. I have special polythene bags to eat food so it won't get on plates.

raayah:
Don't you think that some women date men because they are in love with the men?

When are we going to stop the mentality that Nigerian women are in relationships for money?

I know too many women who did not marry for money. I have also dated people who make less than me. This generalization has to stop.
Most of the jobless/low-earning men have wives and girlfriends too.

I am not saying if its right/wrong to date a yahoo man but please let's stop putting Nigerian women into a basket of negativity.

EDIT: I am female.

Majority of Nigerian are hungry women. no vex its just true.

ChinoJeff:
Q1... Can this be the changes we have been expecting?

Q2... Does it mean that the APC were juz clamouring change as a their slogan witout proper plans to effect it?

Q3... Can Nigeria maintain her integrity as Africa's no.1 economy under this regime?

God help Nigeria as I dont kno who to call clueless president now between Buhari and Goodluck.

Wow you are really smart. Standing ovation.

Dhurmynick:
Today I'm gonna be taking about Nigeria's biggest blunder which seems to be common in Nigerian vocabulary, especially the youths..
It's not something new when you see a university graduate that can't utter correct words, heck some of them even have problems keeping up a conversation in English hence they have to switch to their native language or perform a mix hereby mixing their native language in the English they're speaking.. Yes, we don't exactly speak Queens English in Nigeria, but also at an alarming rate. It's in Nigeria you'll see an SSCE Certificate holder that can't even read.. The Internet now plays a crucial role in education, social networks are also important, these are the places you pick up new words to add to your vocabulary. You can't find someone who can't read browsing the net and people with bad vocabularies will definitely pick things up unless their IQ is a negative 10.
Today we're going to be talking about the use of "am" over "I'm". It sucks having to correct people that it's "I'm fine" not "am fine", this is most common on social media especially among girls, you'll see statements like "am cool" "am coming "" am___". Yet you only correct them to find them saying it again. And if you're thinking 'hey, what's the difference' you should probably pick up your Oxford dictionary.
It's embarrassing to see that the youths in Nigeria, the biggest African economy has embraced these habits, like always abbreviating their words in such a way you won't find a complete word in a paragraph, I'd post screenshots but I'm not here to point fingers..
What am I driving at??
We need change.
The amount of people failing English every year is nothing to brag about.. Most people embarrass themselves at job interviews.
I rest my case.

Sine people in the us no sabi English. So no fuss

guttentag:
GEJ destroyed Nigeria while the world was watching, Now we don't know about buhari. God Save Nigeria

Wow so much greatness from one person.

HungerBAD:
The first time i saw two men kissing was in London, specifically at the St James's Park on a cool summer day many years ago. I still remember the shock and revulsion i felt.

I stood transfixed, staring at them for about 5 Minutes and was just turning my head around like AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING this,and then it hit me, i was no longer in Africa and even if i had been living in the US, i was yet to see two men kiss. It was a cultural shock for me to see two men make out.

I hated gays.

Then one day in Church, at a bible study. Somebody asked the pastor that if the Church preaches a lot of things about repentance and acceptance,why then do they still find it hard to accept gays?the pastor's reply was an eye opener.

And then it hit me. Why do i exactly hate gays?they don't bother me, they sleep with each other,they marry each other,they pay their own bills,i don't even know them.

As i grow older, i have learned to be very tolerant of others. I have also learned to mind my business with how others handle their lives, that is why i do not judge married women/men when they cheat in their marriages, i am not in their marriage so don't know what lead to the infidelity.

While i do have my personal reservation about the gay thing, i have come to accept the fact that my feelings will not stop people from being gays, or stop them from loving each other. i have also come to accept the fact that no matter what, there will be others that will have sexual orientation that is different from mine.

In Nigeria, there have been instances where men have been caught making love to goats and chickens. Nairaland even carried some of those pictures.

So what am i saying?people should let other people live their lives the way they deem it fit. what you cannot correct, leave alone.

My anger is that they can do what ever they like to do but they should do it secretly and stop making a bad habit the norm. Quote me peadophiles will soon want right too. People will want the right to marry more than one wife. Serial killers will want the right to kill. Terrorist will want the right to kill also.

Its an unnatural habit I don't hate it. You only have the right to be gay. You don't have the right to marry same sex. Hope you feel my point.

1toRtoiSe1:
Hehehehehe

I can't stop laffing.

So Nnamdi kunnu no get mouth at all.

Look below.





Smart Igbos
They believe in one nigeria and are benefiting from it. A few of them are listed below.

T.A Orji

Very much hated by the people of Abia state and majority of igbos for the way they believe he governed the state. The unity of Nigeria has seen him become a senator of the populous black nation. The clamour for biafra makes no sense to him cos he's enjoying immunity.

Phyno

Sings with Olamide and Lil kesh who are yoruba boys or better yet nigerians. This enables him smile to the bank. He won't want a biafran country where his fan base will be limited to his brothers alone.

Precious Chikwendu

A beauty queen who now dates Femi fani-kayode, a man hated by the igbos for reeling out the names of igbo woman he has dated before. If she cares about biafra and hates yorubas as directed by Nnamdi Kanu, she won't have the opportunity to be in a relationship with a handsome former minister of aviation. Wise girl.

Ekweremadu

I don't think the deputy senate president of the federal republic of nigeria would entertain any talk of biafra when he's currently living large in abuja. A man of that position stands a better chance of clamouring for biafra.



Mikel Obi

The green white green jersey saw him rise to being a superstar. He can never regret playing for the Zoo. If asked to choose between the Zoo and Biafran national team, he'll certainly choose the Zoo over and over again.

bianca ojukwu

She is the wife of the late biafra warlord, Ojukwu. She's currently representing the Zoo as an ambassador in spain. She definitely doesn't see herself as a biafran because of the bumper pay she receives from the Zoo.



Ojukwu


Fought against his country in a war that saw him lose nothing less than 2million of his tribesmen. When the heat of the war was unbearable, He fled to abidjan to cool off with some chilled palm wine while watching abidjan girls dance makoosa. He returned to nigeria to reclaim his properties while his tribes men had theirs declared abandoned properties. Maybe that's why his tribesmen didn't vote for him when he later contested for presidency in thesame country he fought against. He got a military burial. Sharp man.


Nnamdi Kanu


Lives in london and flies about with a passport giving to him by the Zoo.





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Gullible igbos

These ones blame all their failures on Nigeria which they call a Zoo. They wake up every morning to recite the Zoo's national anthem and salute the Zoo's flag hoisted in every banks, schools and institution in their beloved biafra. When filling a form, they state the Zoo as their nationality. They voted massively in the Zoo's last election. The Zoo pays their men who work for them. Even with all of these and many more, they still think they aren't also baboons in the Zoo they call Nigeria.



I believe if they were as rich as the smart igbos mentioned above, biafra would be the last thing on their lips.




God bless SW, SE, SS, NW, NE and NC.

One Nigeria

one crate of Orijin for this man. You honour your family name. God bless you n your generation.

End time things. All the EU nations will loose their power and give their power to the EU. The EU is the last empire of man

My babe always asks me if I've eaten. If she doesn't ask. She's vexing for me.

I've never asked her for once.

She asked me one day why I haven't asked her for once. I told her I know she'll always have food. She laughed and said and I quote "there's rice, yam, beans, efo riro, semo, egusi, sphagetti, plantain bokoto. Etc"

I went to her house at once. Eat to my fill and gave her the sex of her life.

I will marry her.

Cutehector:
horlufemi lol ur takin this too far... I ddnt say she will end up in hell... St paul teaches, its more like a sign of disrespect...

Respect for the Galatian men. Its their culture. A blind man doesn't know what anyone is wearing. It is the person who is kind to him that he knows.

We should be less religious. Religion replaces God's spirit.

http://bible.com/116/jhn.4.23-24.nlt But the time is coming—indeed it’s here now—when true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and in truth. The Father is actively looking for those who will worship him that way. For God is Spirit, so those who worship him must worship in spirit and in truth.” emphasis added.

So dump religion and worship God.

I hate religion. Jesus > Religion

yeah right. God will throw a lady in hell fire just because she's not putting on scarf or wearing trouser.

Important things una no go do the unnecessary stuff that won't lead you anywhere is what you should hold high.

if your heart is not filled with love and holiness to God and you are not like Jesus in thought or action then my dear you are wasting your precious time.

madam, beg you marry who you love. be born again then you will be free from your nonsense oath. or just fake your death. move to another city and start your life. my 2kobo