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Politics / Re: Igbo Man Will Be The President Of Nigeria In My Lifetime - Pst Sarah by Horlufemi(m): 7:27pm On Jan 01
I'm not a pastor but the Igbo president must be hated by his people.

If they love him he will not be president.

Shalom

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Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Horlufemi(m): 12:05am On Mar 21, 2023
Alozera:


I complained about this sometime in Feb but nobody actually replied.. it's more than 6 weeks now and the refund on my UBA card is yet to come

There is a problem somewhere. Can you share the screenshot of the refund information?
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Horlufemi(m): 7:34pm On Mar 12, 2023
Lamide113:
Abeg ooo i don't understand. Aliexpress says my refund process is finished whereas the money hasn't yet been deposited in my account. I am using a UBA account though. Please who has had this experience before?

It will, wait 3-7 days +
Celebrities / Re: Ese Eriata's Before And After Photos Spark Reactions by Horlufemi(m): 9:18am On Mar 09, 2023
If you separate her butt checks if e no dark ehn ehn. She fair
Food / Re: Who Knows The Story Of Monamona? by Horlufemi(m): 11:32am On Dec 21, 2022
babs01:
I've been hearing about this story since my school(high sch) days whenever I'm complaining about hunger.

Me too ooooo
Travel / Re: Second Niger Bridge Opens To Vehicular Movements by Horlufemi(m): 6:47am On Dec 16, 2022
AmazingELixir:
Hope there is plans to do the road marking subsequently...

That's standard procedure

Use it first
Business / Re: Bismarck Rewane: Naira Redesign May Cause GDP Fall But Not Increased Inflation by Horlufemi(m): 7:12am On Oct 29, 2022
jasent:

Why will they buy naira when they can still exchange their dollars to the new naira?

No mind am. Many people can only read and write. They don't have sense, wisdom or any intelligence

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Nairaland / General / Driver's License Renewal Online by Horlufemi(m): 12:33pm On Oct 25, 2022
Has anybody ever renewed their drivers license online? What's the process after paying?

We're you successful in renewing online?

I'll be happy if anyone can explain the process.
Politics / Re: Why Are The Same People Clamouring For Southern Presidency Against Amechi?( Pix) by Horlufemi(m): 9:34am On Jun 04, 2022
It's really not about southern presidency

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Get 3d Logo Design For Your Brand by Horlufemi(m): 5:35am On May 30, 2022
erad:


Whatever tickles your fancy.
If it's mediocrity, so be it.

Cheers.

My guy I usually tell them to put that contraption on letterhead ��
Crime / Re: Man Wipes 13-Year-Old Girl’s Private Part After Raping Her In Ibadan by Horlufemi(m): 8:28pm On Apr 09, 2022
saphiere:
Men and rape..
I weep for this evil gender.

You need to tell us the story of the person who raped you

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Romance / Re: Help! A Man Is Threatening To Release My Nudes, I'm Depressed! by Horlufemi(m): 12:44pm On Apr 07, 2022
Angela1996:
I'm just depressed over this situation, I'm tired of him, he snapped me while I was naked and threatened to release my nudes...I've told him to sign the undertaken and leave me alone but he has refused...
Please I don't know what to do again!...Don't judge me or insult me because no one is perfect

Release them yourself. Na nude you nude, no kill person. Expose the guy and sue him arrest him.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pentagon Releases Secret Documents About UFO Programme (Pics) by Horlufemi(m): 3:32pm On Apr 06, 2022
Uprightness100:
Everything is suddenly being brought out in open. It is no longer called " Conspiracy theory"

They know and Understand the Signs and they know it is about time.

The Strong Delusion that will likely be used to explain the Sudden Disappearance of people allover the World, to those left behind.

Folks wake up, be watchful and praying. Don't be a Foolish virgin to avoid Lamentations and regrets.. We are at threshold of the Rapture. JESUS Christ is at the Door.

Rapture don happen una still dey here.
Crime / Re: Man Bags Life Imprisonment For Raping UNILAG Student, Judge Slams Victim by Horlufemi(m): 3:28pm On Apr 06, 2022
saphiere:
Nigerian men and rape

These were the responses i got from a Nigerian man after calling out a rapist on my previous thread.

- A woman shouldn't visit a man when he is lonely.
- A woman shouldn't sit on a man's laps if she isn't in for sex.
- A man should rape a woman if she seduces him.

O my God. So it actually true that men do not have self-control.

In summary, men can't control their urge. sigh!
May God save us from this evil gender.

No be all men dey rape. % of men who have ever raped in their lives is less that 10%.
Crime / Re: Kenyan Man Kills His Wife's Lover After Catching Them In Bed In His House by Horlufemi(m): 8:38am On Apr 02, 2022
kingphilip:
Until people get sense them go continue de go jail for wetin ordinary walk away go fit solve.

He should have just walked away and come back when his head is cool to decide to send his wife away than staying there and carrying out this action to rot away in jail.

Now the woman will continue without watching her back while you face a life imprisonment or death. People sha no de like use their head.

You can kill both
Politics / Re: Why I Gave Ebele Obiano A Dirty Slap – Bianca Ojukwu Speaks by Horlufemi(m): 7:23am On Mar 19, 2022
helinues:
Sorry to say, both of you are not cultured

So if people didn't get involved, they would have naked themselves.

What a shame of the so called mothers

You can talk anyhow but funny touch people. DO NOT TOUCH PEOPLE
Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho Was Released On Health Ground by Horlufemi(m): 3:19am On Mar 08, 2022
Tomek09:
May God see Igboho through.

The fact he rose up to challenge Fulanis disturbing the peace of Ibarakpa and Igangan residents showed he is a courage and brave man.

I won't wish him bad irrespective of how Yorubas are mocking and making caricature of Kanu.

Both men will come out stronger.

Since his arrest, no more Killer Herdsmen in SW... angry
Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho Released From Benin Prison by Horlufemi(m): 6:45pm On Mar 07, 2022
Fulani herdsmen in SW will start coming in now

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Foreign Affairs / Re: We Should Put China's Flag On F-22 Jets & Bomb Russia - Trump Advises U.S (Pics) by Horlufemi(m): 5:12am On Mar 07, 2022
yanabasee:
Trump was the only president that Americans deserved.....




He said it, This wouldn't have been a thought if he was the president....



But Biden is just romancing the whole scenery.... Biden and Obama are weaklings.....

Have you heard of the word mutually assured destruction. The world would die if both countries start a nuclear war.
Crime / Re: False Accusation Of Theft: New Fraud In Town by Horlufemi(m): 3:03pm On Mar 04, 2022
So you saw 100k, you took it and returned the wallet.

Is that even possible.

On a norms you won't even pick her call.
Programming / Re: Is Python A Good Language For Backend Web Development by Horlufemi(m): 3:47pm On Mar 03, 2022
Yes but in Nigeria... PHP is in high demand

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Health / Re: I Am So Depressed. I'm A Chronic Stammerer! Please I Need Your Advice. by Horlufemi(m): 10:27pm On Feb 24, 2022
HenryIgwe01:
My name is Henry, 27 yrs old. I am new here, it was my younger sister who introduced me to nairaland. She is a member here.

Brilliant and intellectual minds are here so I believe you people can help me with an advice because I am so depressed and I don't know who to talk talk to about my depression.

I'm a stammerer, a chronic and dreadful one at that. I can repeat an initial word like forever before I could complete my statement. It has made me hate my life and existence. I have a very low-self esteem, I can't express myself, I can't even approach a girl not to talk of being a relationship because I'm afraid of being mocked.

I'm a graduate in accounting education from AAU. I have always dreamt of becoming a lecturer/teacher. I'm smart and intelligent, I love to impact knowledge but I can't express myself. It's a big disability for me.

Back then in University, when i went for my teaching practice, the first day I taught in a classroom, I sense an undesirable atmosphere. I knew the students were trying to laugh but they respected their selves. When I got home, I locked myself and I cried.... But life goes on.

I graduated 2017, I went for nysc 2018. Since then my life has no bearing. I have not achieved anything. I feel inadequate despite I read a lot and I'm intelligent. It pains me I can't communicate to impact knowledge without stammering.

My father is making it worse for me, he compare me with other guys, he has never appreciated any thing I've done for him, he talks down on me. He finds fault in anything I do, he talks as if I created myself.

My mom and siblings are the reason why I haven't committed suicide. They encourage me everyday, especially my mom who is sick now.

I prefer to be completely deaf and dumb than for me to talk and not be able to express myself.

God is not perfect. If God was perfect, he would not have created some people with disability or deformity. Some people were born crippled, deaf, blind etc.. And you wanna tell me God is perfect? He's a partial and sentimental God. I try to understand his vision but all I see is damages.

Please I'm so depressed. I need advice.

Well what I can only advice you too do is to carry newspapers and read everything aloud and record it.

Every story, read it aloud, record it, stop recording when you finish, and listen.

So this for a whole year if you can.

Thank me later
Romance / Re: When I Told Her I'm A Teacher The Fast Reply Stop Lol. KINGS by Horlufemi(m): 8:55am On Feb 23, 2022
Add I earn 250k monthly

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Politics / Re: ASUU Report On Pantami’s Fraudfessorship By Farooq Kperogi by Horlufemi(m): 10:18am On Feb 21, 2022
Taiggarr:


Farooq Kperogi or whatever is just a PAINED PDP MINION..

I met him in unfavorable circumstances and I am glad that I BEAT THE SHIT out of his arse..in 2001..at Ilorin..

You NUMBSKULLS are here listening to the tales by moonlight of this SARAKI HOUSEBOY..

Have you ever seen Farooq say anything bad about his Lord and subjects that destroyed his state,kwara

Well,they know their audience..

They understand that most guys online are NONCOGNITIVE!!!

You Sabi

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Politics / Re: ASUU Report On Pantami’s Fraudfessorship By Farooq Kperogi by Horlufemi(m): 10:18am On Feb 21, 2022
Farooq werey grin
Family / Re: Please Help! A New Tenant Has Just Kidnapped 3 Children by Horlufemi(m): 11:34am On Feb 19, 2022
Unknown Aunties
Family / Re: My Wife Hates Sex And Prefers I Masturbate by Horlufemi(m): 10:39pm On Jan 28, 2022
Amb1045:
This was sent IN earlier this week by a married man living in lagos with his wife of about 5yrs and a family of 3 kids.

He complained that his wife has extremely low libido. Infact, he practically begs for sex every night and labours even harder during the act cos the wife never gets wet at all. He has grown so frustrated with this since the wife has advised him to masturbate if that would make him feel better cos she has no interest whatsoever in sex.

He is now thinking that about their miserable sex life as a couple and now thinks that perhaps the wife has a spiritual husband or cheating and really disillusioned with the marriage and turlt needs help.

What do you advise him?

Someone else is banging the wife....

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Politics / Re: The Best Lagos State Governor From 1999 Till Date? (Pictures) by Horlufemi(m): 10:33pm On Jan 28, 2022
TechspeciaIist:
how you take rate sanwolu over tinubu?
Go back to the dustbin where you dumped your brain

You didn't have to insult someone that has his own opinion. It shows how badly raised you are. I pray I never have a kid like you who can't have discussions with people without insulting them.

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Politics / Re: The Best Lagos State Governor From 1999 Till Date? (Pictures) by Horlufemi(m): 1:38pm On Jan 28, 2022
Best to last

Fashola
SanwoOlu
Tinubu
Ambode (reason for Ambode being last is he was draconian in nature, destroyed lives and properties without letting them prepare. I know plenty people who died because of his blood sucking destroying ways. He's the callous scum of the earth)

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Religion / Re: Oyedepo: Criticizing Men Of God Can Cause Leprosy by Horlufemi(m): 10:27am On Jan 25, 2022
RayRay06677:
First sign of Antichrist in this modern era is those ascribing papa, mama, daddy G.O. to themselves as that's in deviance of Jesus instruction in matt 23, direct disobedience of Christ they claim to follow. Anywhere you hear papa, mama, daddy G.O., run very fast they are against Christ.

Jesus' instructions don't matter to these people.
Religion / Re: Are You Righteous Enough To Make Heaven If Rapture/death Occurs Today? by Horlufemi(m): 10:08am On Jan 23, 2022
No such thing as Rapture

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