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jesse_ose:
i didnt cry untill i got home, u know y? because it was then i realised i culd not go back to my parents anymore nd i had to drop a name i av loved all this years to answer a new one i don't even know the meaning, baby girl if
u cry nd spoil your makeup don't worry just apply a new one!!!!!!!!!!

Are u serious or joking.

Ohh seun. . . . . U r a character. but thanks for ur honest opinion anyways.


Wow, seun went to school with banky? really Seun went to school with alot of people.

My sistah, abeg go on and cry on your wedding day jare. No one will say anything to you if your make-up is smudge. It's your day and you will be beautiful as long as you are in that white dress.

Have you ever heard of an "ugly bride"?? Nahh, i don't think so. So you see, go on and cry a river. Your husband will be more than happy to help you wipe them off.

After crying, you can then go and re-apply make-up.

Any make-up that won't wash off your face when you shed alot of tears is not recommended by me. You know why? because i think that any make up that wouldn't wash off with tears, or water is not meant for the human face. Why would u want PANCAKE on your face?? You would look like chucky's bride for real. Pancake plus tears = whahala.

Thing is, the tears will just stay on top of the pancake and look well, . . . . . horrible.

So just use a make up that looks natural on your wedding day. Any makeup that comes out will be re-applied.

Afterall, everyone knows that tears will wash make make-up rush down your face. And since they know you'll be wearing make up on your wedding day, it won't be a surprise if they see black mascara on ur pretty cheek.

hello ice.

My favorite song of the moment is Banky Wellington's "My Regret". https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=37317.msg837771#msg837771

Ohh you guys, i love this song. Maybe I just love the guy singing it, or maybe it's cos he has a wonderful voice. But right now, i don't want to decode why i love the song. The most important thing is that i want y'all to also listen to the song and please tell me if i am soo crazy to love it, or if it's totaly normal for me to love it.

I know some of you have heard it before, but uhmm have u seen the video??

Anyways sha, Give ur thoughts about this song. Also bear in mind that Mr. banky is Nigeria.

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Okay, im glad i could help. Just tell me when you finally make your decision.

LOL In actuality means "Laughing out Loud".

But when most people use it, actually when i use it, i am not always 'laughing out loud'. Probably just chuckling or giggling, or smiling. lol

U see, like that. lol

Nobody is like u, nobody cares for you, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is your best friend, nobody is happy with u, Nobody is really in love with you, don't cry, my name is nobody

we've known, each other for, quite a while now, do u think we can b more,
than friends? because i like u very much. will u b my partner 2, rob a bank?

GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive

A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life,

Love yourself ,Flirt with your understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego, Thats Good Life,

In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason.But when LOVE is real,It becomes your PLAN for life and your reason for living. You are my reason for living


Success is like your own shadow, if u try to catch then u wil never succeed, ignore it and walk in your own
way, it wil follow u,


The path that leads to happiness is so narrow that two can not walk on it unless they become one.

Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads
us to success,

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces,

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u, cold,naked,thinking of u, missing your warmth, your soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas

Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs, toilet!

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY, MOSQUITO !!!!

S_nrise
B_terfly
pict_re
L_nch
b_s stnd
fig_re
m_sic
all r very boring witho_t yo_.
I think i miss u,

One day you'll miss me like i missed you
One day you'll cry for me like I cried for you and
One day you'll love me and I won't love you

Interesting.

Ohh trust me, I know all about "what ifs".

When i started using my SPH A900. I was like, OMG it can't download up to 1000 songs, WTF. And then i realised that there are a whole more i can store on the phone. I can put my word documents on it from my computer and do a whole lot more with it.

I also like that the screen is a bit bigger, and it's actually really slim. I hate the motorola razor, but i love samsung's blade.

You can't always have it all, but you can get close.

magana bei kare ba.

Oh cute-ass, i don't think she was directly pointing at you.

By the way, i would say you do a review of those phones online.

That's what i did when my dad presented me with three phones. The one i wanted was the Fusic by LG, just because it could download lots of music. But after reading a lot online, i decided to choose the Samsung A900, and seriously, i think it's the best so far.

My advice is, do a little research and read customer reviews online. It really helps you to decide which one you want.

I personally love the second phone. it's something you don't see often, very chic and looks like something you could eat. I also like the side to side sliding.
I don't know about the camera though. since you said it's nothing to write home about. Again, i will say read what people have to say about the phone on the internet. i'll advice you don't go to the company's website. Just look for random people who use the phone and read their review.
I actually think anything samsung is good.

The first and last phone are OUT of the question. lol. They look toooo , . . whatchamacallit. Like something you see everyday. The tie is between second and third.

@ Gamine. Hmm, looks like it'll be a good phone. Would be even better for Music storage. But i have to say, it's my first time hearing about it.

texazzpete:
, And that's where you're hooked. You'd like to believe this is a reality, then for you it becomes a reality. The thing is, when you believe in or embrace the belief of jazz happening to you, then ou render yourself vulnerable to it. Me, i no send such things like this.
here's an example; i consider myself a man of logic, so i can't imagine a case where someone is shot with a gun and the bullet bounces off him. such things to me are totally impossible. ergo, no amount of jazz will anybody rub in Nigeria that a bullet fired from my gun will not 'enter'. because my mind will never entertain the idea of a bullet bouncing off a naked chest.

Just blank what others say and do your own thing. I have a friend who goes to his village a lot, people complain of witch attacks at night but he's been untouched so far. as he says "maybe witches truly exist, but i no want their trouble and them no want my trouble!". That belief alone could keep him safe.

, just my opinion,

Like i said, It's one thing to know and accept that things like this do happen, and it's another thing to believe that it can happen to you.

I agree that these things happen because I don't see any other explainations for how a powder that has gone through the babalawo process could kill someone.
Juju happens, but i have no 'deal' with juju. Because Sincerely speaking, God is on my side.

Your friend is logical enough to know that There's a 'maybe' that witches exists. But since like me, he doesn't have any problem/deal with them, nothing can really happen to him.

I think a good example would be that, You know and accept that gay people exist, But that don't mean you want to be gay. Infact, that might also not mean that you would want to have a gay friend. It just means, you are aware that gay people exist.

I know that magun is real, but that don't mean I Believe that it will 'strike' me. oOhh by the way, im not even planning on sleeping with another man's wife.

Gamine:
u guys r just lying jo, show some real pics jare!

lol, You don't really have to get mad now.

By the way, i know i use a samsung A900. I don't know about others, but i'll give them the benefit of doubt.

They didn't actually count the PEOPLE in Kano.

Some hausa man who has his wives locked up in the house probably told the 'census people' that, it's against his religion for them to see his wives, but he will tell them how many people are in his house.

The guy probably gave a ridiculous figure, thinking that census is crap anyways.

You all know that this is not the true figure, so i think arguing would be useless. Lagos is filled with people swamming around likes bees on honey. ANd some census is telling me that Kano has the highest population of people in NIgeria. Abeg!

No it's not ALLOWED, for a husband to force himself on his wife. It's called RAPE and Rape is not allowed. Not minding that he's married to her. Any man shouldn't force himself on a woman.

https://www.pocketpccentral.net/images/techlistings/samsung_a900/main1.jpg

This is my hot new phone. The best phone ever. At least to me. Hmm, i love this phone. And since i have unlimited web plan. I get to enjoy it more. It's basically the best phone i've used so far.
And i have alot of applications on it too. Got them from www.getjar.com *whispers* For free.

Olori oko is not a love song, and im still trying to figure out what it's about. Although im loving the whole african stuffs going on. I need to pay attention to what he's saying now.

Thanks though. I have joined the great fan of music group. Can u pls upload to yousendit?

Fire Girl:
Hi everyone this is "fire girl",the girl who is having an affair with her boss.thanks for all your comments, the good, bad and those that had nothing to do with me.
The chemistry between us is mutual and we have fun talking for hours unend till he chases me away to go home.Yes, people are beginning to suspect,but out there,we don't acknowledge each other.By the way, he's married,but i'm very comfy with that as i'd rather be with a man who won't deceive me,promising marriage than a young man who just wants to step in,step out.He's very good to me and believe me, he's the best thing that EVER happened to me.I've resolved to leave the job.
It's painful seeing one so intimate from afar or so near,yet you act like strangers.You guys are all wonderful for sharing your views with me.

Oh My God. NOOoOOOO *Prays that fire girl hasn't quitted her job* *Asks that God should answer my prayer*.

Oh no no darl. No no. Don't quit your job for a married man. He has a wife and you are okay with that? Okay yes i believe that you are happy and it's the best thing that has ever happened to you.

But come on now hun, there are better things that could happen to you. Things like you leaving that Boss of yours alone, and facing your job, and in the process you might find a young man who isn't married.

You are telling me that your boss is not lying to you? You think he's honest. WHere is honesty when a man has a wife at home and makes you believe that he loves you? I believe that if someone loves you enough, he would want to be with you and wouldn't want to make you 'second choice'. Right now, he has a wife, and that automatically makes her first choice.

I am not in any way trying to tell you that you are . . . . . ohh hell, that's what i am trying to say. YOU ARE on The Wrong track.

You might be in love wit this boss of yours, but you should know that dating a married man isn't really the best way to go. And Not just that, Also quitting a job you love isn't enough sacrifice to make for this man. Why be the one to make the sacrifice?

Im sure he hasn't told you about him quitting his job, or leaving his wife.

Sit down well and think about this, Please. I might not have any 'first experience', but i have had 'second hand ones', and trust me, it didn't end up well for those people.

I would like to believe that this is REALITY.
Actually, i know that it happens.

I mean there are people who do juju all the time in Nigeria. What would it take for a man to put juju on his wife so that any man who sleeps with his wife would die?

But i know that it's something that can definitely be washed off, just like all other juju-ness.

It's one thing to know that things like this happen, and it's another to say that it won't happen to you because God is on your side. But lets face reality, these things do happen.

okay. I see.

Another case of a guy who couldn't get a girl, so he decided to start saying bad things about her. Eh?

Yes you did, miss.

hello toy boy, is Olori oko a song? And if it is, do you mind giving us a link to download?

hello people. ,

irreplaceable -- beyonce
Shorty like mine -- Bow wow.

Ohh wesley, you just had to wake the dead up ehh?

How are you and wat's new with you?

I agree with whoever the europeans guys way of dressing is sexy and appropriate.

I think it's clean, and ohh soo very presentable.