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[size=18pt]AND NIKE IS 16 YEARS OLD TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]

Imagine ooo, That small Girl is Growing!!!!!!! Happy Birthday Sweetie, You shall See many More years to come in Jesus Name!!!!

I Love garri mehnn!! And drinking it i mean!!

yes i love it. Eba is not my favorite, but i eat it, and it has to be soft almost to a fault.

JEEZZ, no one else is contributing?? And damnnn did i type all that??

If you're not the one -- David bedingfield. (i really still get mush-mush when i listen to it. Probably cos it means a lot to me. . . asin when i first heard it, sumone sent it to me. . . )

Lost without you -- Robin Thicke (okay maybe not cry, must mehnnn. . .  the song makes me whooooo)

Matter of fact, i think the only song i ever cried to with all my senses in place was "if you're not the one". I was really feeling and i am STILL feeling dat song.

SOme of these great black singers wanna make me cry with their voices too sumtimes, But i never reach the crying point, i only get to the "damnnn. . .  this song is about to make me cry" point.

Some people are stupid in a very funny way shaaa. hanhan,

Anyways @thread, darl, I am actually the kind of Girl that would give a diary to a guy and yes ON Valentine's day. Not just that though, it would be coupled with something else. And No, that doesn't mean im broke.

What would i Appreciate you doing with the dairy?? Well since it's a diary and not a journal, it most likely would have dates on it.

Most diaries don't have lots of spaces per day, so i would want highlights of what happened or something close to that.

Incase she gave you a diary that has like a page per day, i would say that you elaborate more on whatever happened. And no, it doesn't have to be like. . . .  "i got up, i went to the door, i brushed, i went to work, i came home, i slept, I drank and i Washed".
Noooo, not at all.

If you have The kind that gives you space, lets say i'm your girlfriend, i would want to see things like.

"well, today was actually a bad day for me. I woke up, went to work, and i got back but had a lot to do and couldn't call my baby, she must have been thinking i ignored her, but i really didn't, it was just that i was truely busy. Anyways, it got better because after i got done with work, i called her, and we talked for hours/minutes. I really wish we are together and not soo far away from each other".
OR
"well today was an interesting day, I went out with the boys and we saw the basketball game together. Talked to my baby, and slept of".
OR
"Ohh Heaven, "your girls name" really made me angry today. I forgive her though because i wasn't especting this relationship to be all lovey-dovey, the important thing is, we were able to work things out. "
OR
"Diary, you don't want to hear about this"
OR
"I am writing in here because i don't want to leave this space empty today, even though there's nothing to write about, I just want to fill this space in, because Diary, having you is like having a part of my baby here".

Seriously, i am telling you. . . .  Little things can make a girl happy.

When she comes home for spring break, make it known to her that, you aint really the "diary" type of guy, but you appreciate it.  Just write some basic stuff, like a movie you watched. . . . Try and get deeper by putting in some stuffs that happened that really pissed you off or made you happy. Write in your feelings (Not all of your feelings, because she might want to read it, and you don't want her head to swell, thinking that you are sweating her more than she's sweating you. Nna she will take you for granted. Just write feelings moderately).
You don't really have to "PUT Your life in there" Because, hunnie you never know, you might misplace that diary and it will get in the hands of the WRONG person. It should be something you would be willing to share with at least 75-80% of the people you know.

It doesnt have to be 'cooked' up. Just say things that happened, and if you are really feeling this girl (I don't want to use the word Love, because y'all been dating for just two months), i would want to think that, you are not 'seeing' another girl, and would want to hide it from her.

If you know you clean, and aint got nothing to hide, you shouldnt have a problem writing something you wouldn't mind your girl reading in there.

OVERALL: Some things are better left UNSAID. Sheeey you understand now??

tonmax:
Seun,
Are you going to delete this thread??

I dont think so. This thing is on the front page my dear.

And this is funny as alll HELLLLLL!!!

Okay on the real though, Is this human being serious He wants a witch craft that is powerful enough to las him 40 to 50 years and not 3 years. lollllll

Ohh heavens, wonders shall never end on NL. Just when i thought i HAD seen it all.

Okay okay okay, wait ooo people, are you sure he is not using his witchcraft power on us?? You know, he might have chanted on the thread oooo, and he will get rich considering how many people view the thread.

LOL. . . . I cover myself with the blood of JESUS. *makes the cross sign* All of you better cover yourself with the BLOOD of Jesus. Na warning ooo.

The last one is waaay tooo funny. I couoldnt stop laughing mehnnn.

BELIEVE it or not,
These are REAL 911 Calls!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
************ ********* *******

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
************ ********* *****
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

************ ********* ********* **
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is,

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn, I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

nairobijoe:
We are in the 90's now.

You and who?? Abeg oo, me im in the 20's. lol. . . . No be 2000 and sumtin we dey??

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Replying to topic. . . . . hmmmm, what can is say? Some people just don't know. Okay okay, enuff of my nonsense, seriously, if you wanna kiss a guy, kiss him when you feel it's right jare.

FactorChic:
I'm sure he'll have some sad moments when he just needs comfort, someone to talk to
If he's just a friend and you want to kiss him so bad, I think you can do it when he's sad
say some comforting words to him, rub on his back, the back of his neck then kiss him

If he looks at you someone, maybe in a bad way, just tell him you meant it in a good way, no strings attached, you just felt it would make him feel better, na 21century we dey now

that was a bad advice ehh

I am really going to say, YOU ARE RIGHT MY DEAR. Your reply would be " i am just comforting you". lmao, i really dnt have an answer to this question, so i'll get my butt out of here.

I think the money looks sincerely like monopoly money. The color is just to color-ish.
The coins however look like tokens.

Stil though, i like it.

cute-ass:
What won't i hear on nairaland??

Tomorrow we'll hear that women who use hair-dryers more than once a week won't be a able to bear children LOL

God help us

Ohh you havent ALREADY heard that?? Darling, come on now. . . I would espect you to know that's true.

lol. . . . Okay just kidding, but seriously i agree with you. What won't i hear??

Anyways sha, I say all men should stop holding phones to their ears, that's why we have ear-pieces. Abi what do y'all think?

Well well well. . . .  Crazy stuff happens everyday that don't make news.

This is sad, but as you can all see it's true.

Those boys should be thrown in jail. Seriously, but then again, i won't fully blame them though, their parents or uncles probably did the same to them from a young age. As bad as this may sound, they could actually be thinking it was right of them to introduce the little boys to weed at an early age.

omogenaija:
and i know some people that proudly say " i be gettin high with my moms "

You aint never lied. And drinking with their parents and i am like. . .  are you serious? And they are like, well "yeah, if im gon do it i might as well do it in front of her, besides my mama is a crack addict anyways, so she dont really care". 

I think it's all about kids up-bringing. Most of these weed-smokers or whatchamacall'em were 'inspired'(influenced) by their parents or people really close to them.

I really really think the person that "MADE" the video didn't do a good JOb.

I am telling you, i got confused. WHich one was Beyonce? Which is Shakira?? I had to watch it like 3 more times to get the whole thing. And My eyes actually hurt now.

Beyonce is funny though at the ending, Damn it was as if she was using all her power to do the "hip/stomach" dance. Shakira is still the queen. I love u B, but you know it's natural for shakira. I love the video though, i mean having two sexy as hell ladies together is enough to make me love it. But you know, it will be COMPLETE with J-lo and Ciara in it. Now THAT VIDEO, i WOULD LOVE to see. Ohh heaven!! They should think about doing that. "Beyonce, shakira, J-lo and Ciara". mmmmmmmmm,


And as for Upgrade you?? That was AWESOME!!!!!!Haa, im in love with the Jay-z Impression thing. Niceee one.

PDF:
Ask Segun, your (former?) Nairaland hubby

He is still my hubby and will forever be. lol.

So he told you my name uhn??

PDF:
Wonderful list Liz, but erm, where's number 38?

At last someone Notices. lol, seriously i thought would notice it earlier.

There's actually no number 38 though.

Hmmm, *wondering how you know my name*

Imagine ooo. . . .

Mehn, just imagine. The bag that we have neglected is now on the RUNWAY. Abeg im calling my cousin to buy it in bulk for me. Different sizes self.

On the reals though, this is INTERESTING!!!!!!!!