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jogego:
might be it has to do with a nagging, wrapper tying FAT ass woman who does not in the least bit look like the woman u married?

aww...dt's mean...

seun:
hotpikin: In line with the principles of this forum, we have to settle our fight by PM .

LOL..wat principles?? i wan see am

Na mi o:
It happened to me! Allow me to give you the gist.........

I was nominated for an award and was called to recieve the award. On the faithful day, I was so happy and trust now, I had to look good for the occassion.

To cut the long story short, when I was called up to recieve the award, I got up and started walking down the aisle (unfortunately for me, I sat at the back-to draw attention to myself) and all eyes were on me as I walked down. When I was almost in front of the stage, the heel (very high one for that matter) of one of the pair of shoes I was wearing broke! Ha! I almost died. At first I was not sure of what had happenned but then, it dawned on me.

I will not tell u what I did or what happenned there after until I get your take on what you would do if tou were in my shoes.

What would you do if u were in my shoes?

lol! i know myself...if that kinda stuff happens to me, i'll just cooly remove the shoes, smile and go get my award

nah...it ain't old-fashioned

well, i think they do... but most of them @ dis age don't...

tayotina:
First date? Yet to be experienced.

same here

This probably has to do with her low self-esteem. I think she should pull herself together and let the guy go. I'm sure the guy's feeling really good with himself right now

Just tell the chic that she'll find a better boy. She's more than the rubbish she's putting herself through.

seun:
Reading and Posting on Nairaland, the Nigerian Forum will always be free.

What part of that sentence don't you understand? It is written in red and bold in the first post of 'How Much to Charge Nairaland Users' but somehow you managed to miss it. I am not happy about that attitude.

oops...ma bad so dt's y u had 2 cross out ma msg, eh?? i'm not happy wit dt attitude either

sowwie oh....i'd choose both...yea..yea...i'm greedy

seun:
Hotpikin: How Much To Charge Nairaland Users? (we're going commercial)

[s]wat da?? this doesn't make any sense at all y on earth shld we pay 2 become nairaland users, eh?? infact, this is d first naija grp forum I'm seein' dt wants 2 start payin' 2 post msgs...[/s]

Adetola:
mosiate has given you guys my own opinion. In addition, how about 6 months free membership for the lucky winner when we finally conclude on the membership plan.

It will be fun bashing out a big party for members. But that will defnitely be paid for, through ticketing (which is compulsory for whoever wants to attend, but affordable) and volountary donations.

which kin membership plan?? if there's one, someone shld quickly tell me oh...lemme find ma way outta here

ukperegbu Solomon:
What would you say about ladies dating married men? Is it right or wrong?

wrong!

i dunno 'bout them oh but i sure do wear wat fits me perfectly....trendy or not...

seun:
Mamba, the course of action you have described above ("starving her of sex" is tantamount to self-punishment. The person you are starving of sex would be yourself, because I am quite sure that there there is no girl [I]in this continent[/I] who loves sex as much as you do!

lol!!!

lol! very funny...

i luv every kind of music...rap, r 'n b, rock, pop, blues, alternative, oldies...african music...u name it!

uh...people, is there anyway i culd get styl-plus, p square, slam, faze and 2face 2 perform @ ma birthday party i need help quickly, please!!!

Ka:
[quote author=seun link=topic=265.msg2536#msg2536 date=1117058863]Ka, I was wrong. There is an aspect of what you said I didn't grasp previously. The seed that grows babies also grows hair, wow!

Well, in a way, it's true. The male hormone, testosterone is responsible for the distinctly masculine physical traits (like more muscular body and facial hair), and also has a role to play in male fertility. This hormone is produced in the testicles.

What if the child says he/she doesn't believe you? What if he wants to [I]see[/I] the seeds you are talking about? What if he demands for some seeds to show his friends?

OK, now that I have recovered from my bout of laughter, I will tell him that the seed is held inside a little bag beneath daddy's penis. And unfortunately, the seed only comes out of daddy's penis when daddy puts it into mummy to grow a baby inside her (ok, not strictly true but near enough), so I won't be able to give him a sample of the seed to show his friends.[/quote]LMAO!

Chigszy:
Parents often find it hard to sit their children down and talk about sex but I think that they ougt to do so. So my question is when do you guys think is the right age to teach kids about sex?

ma mumsie started talkin' 'bout it when i was 10 or sumn...too early(i'm sure dt's wat's goin' thru ur mind...) but i think i had a better advantage than those peeps ma age who didn't know a thing...

No way! I can't marry a younger guy. I know I'd feel too big for him or something

seun: Relationship-wise, women are more mature. But this is because they spend all their time thinking about relationships (and housework )

May I ask a question? How old are you?

UPDATE: Uh ... never mind.

Allenpowered:
hotpikin, like is an understatement- I love it. Don't mind me I come direct

lol! aite then...

ezinne1212:
[quote author=hotpikin link=topic=80.msg2377#msg2377 date=1116966872][quote author=ezinne1212 link=topic=80.msg2259#msg2259 date=1116907130]hey namesake! Allenpowered, I do believe that naija schools have something to offer, its just that when I finished secondary school they were doing their strike dance. That can make people very wary with regards to graduation date.

hey, where u @?[/quote]I'm in aus,u?[/quote]houston

Allenpowered:
yo gal! :Di'm ok and trying to live the life ...n u?

so where do I start from...hmmmmmmmmmm, what do u want in a guy? (I think I got all of what u want )

and well I seem not to be a very serios fella most of the time...but I'm serious, and hey how HOT [I][/I][color=Red][/color] are u

lol! i'm not a serious child either...'n 'bout d hotness, u'll find out urself...

Allenpowered:
Well U don't miss details do u? I like matter of facts...precision, .So what should I do ...approximate it to 11? (incidentally, I think I have a ver basic knowledge of maths... hope u like that)
so whats the correlation between hotpikin and zee, how hot can u get

hotter than u can eva imagine...trust me...

oya, i want 2 flirt wit allen ...wud up, dawg? howz u doin?

Allenpowered:
I'm Allen, a new member my user name is Allenpowered. I'm 5'10¾". I love reading, politicking,meeting people and watching football.I'm not a good football player though

how come u always put d "_3/4" in ur height nah?