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good for you gurl, good to travel. when you do that, den you can think properly and come and comment what you observed cuz that would make more sense and understandable, You once said you don't have to be dere to know how it looks or sumthing, lets look at Africa for an instance, they show all da dying people, is that how African countries are? I think one should visit the two places and then you might come to a conclusion that the might be da same for one reason or the other, Good health care for u.k and no for america, I said good as in it is free, America gat wider roads etcccc, just travel and see

this is hilarioussssss, men, datz nice

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you to should get a room , private hotel room dat is

men, this is funny, I couldn't stop laughing, nice one

President Obasanjo from Nigeria meets with the Queen of England. He
asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give to me?" "Well," says the Queen, "the
most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
President Obasanjo frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are
really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligence riddle."
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in
here, would you?" Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"
The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father
have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Back in Abuja, President Obasanjo asks to speak with his Vice president
Atiku. "Answer this for me. Your mother and your Father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says the vice president. "Let me get back to you on
that one."

Atiku goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none could give him
an answer. Finally, he bumps into King Sunny Ade. Atiku looks around to
see if anyone can overhear then whispers, "Sunny! Can you answer this
for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or
our sister.
Who is it?"

Sunny whispers back, "That's easy. It's me!" Atiku smiles and says
"Thanks!"
Atiku rushes back to speak with Obasanjo "Say Sir, I did some research
and I have the answer to that riddle. It's King Sunny Ade!"
Obasanjo gets up, stomps over to Atiku, and angrily yells into his face
"No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair

whos the paerson? I can investigate for u

@provost ,,you are totally out of point

no problem my sister, I know Nneamaka is a nice name and rare thatz why I answer it, I know my dear, recover cuz the money for the flight ain't a joke, am still planning how am gonna pay 1800 b4 sept. for mine 2wards dec. cuz as ma mom said, I ain't paying for u diz xmas, lol, itz real work ohhh as ma summer job money no dey enough def, I go see da end cuz as for 9ja, I don come finish ohh, lol

well since she wants to marry him that's good then. We just wish her good luck and put her in our prayers. I don't think the guy means any harm though, The lady should know him enough to have accepted the proposal

Why are they all expensive? I got KLM for 1800 here

She can equally say NO now since she has not been to the alter, No one is forcing her to get married or are they? She beta make the mistake now if she doesn't want to get married to him and break it off than getting married and embrassing herself and family,

yea, that is what he is saying, sweetie, the world and info. tech., have not come to that yet. Let us all pray and hope

This is really nice, Keep up the good work. I wish I have graduated, damn, June 2007, r u gonna come or wat?

itz a pty that all these stations if I did call them dat like Mnet, I don't have any idea what they are or do

well it is very unforunate, I don't know how it is in Yoruba land but in igbo per se, the family is very vital in marriage, It is like you are marring the whole family both da extended ones, pray harder

It might to be great but Nigerians can go anywhere as far as they are not in da shores of Nigeria

This Giant of Africa notion gat diff. areas associated with it, maybe cuz Nigeria gat more population dan all these countries etcccccccccc, i go come back in more detail, ThatSA gives Nigeria sum programs doesn't mean anything and hmmmmm dat u haven't seen any SA perosnally doesn't mean they ain't running to Nigeria,

everyone tends to be saying the same which is " if you don't like where you are, pack and move back to naija or another country you think you might like" other dan lamenting.It ain't gonna solve your problem, what excatly is holding you from moving or visiting? is it papers or wat?(am just curious) cuz I don't get how you will be lamenting and not even for a day,month, year, did you think of visiting not to think of moving back, on well, buttom line, no need to complain cuz the choice is choice as british gov't didn't cage u dere, but den lonely!! why is dat? don't you have friends per se? men, itz hard 2 understand ohhhhhh

Nnobi? is ur lastname EZEAMA? Good luck neighbour

hhaahha, I ain't at nnewi, am a native of Nnewi, I just lve ma town that I put it dere

NigeriEn, 4 more dat did french

I work M and W, 9:30 - 7 pm ( cuz we run programs for kids) den any other day is till 5 and no work on da weekend

can we see pixs to judge whether you are cute or not and hmmm, give us ur details

I am excited and happy, letz keep it up and talk things that makes more sense now, as in been more serious, lol.

hez still alive and kicking, baby, where are you sweetie?

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