₦airaland Forum

@O-B-J , what you are asking me ehhh, I don't like dem, da egwusi soup, noone eats it in diz house except one of ma bros who doesn't even lve with us, lolllllllllll I personally tasted dem once and vomited, lol, kpele, ndo, sorry, desolo

I will package maself very well and come back,

@Zulu, u at Osha now?

wow, Zulu is an int. guy, lol, u r everywhere broda, ma broda, i go dey for INDEPENDENCE LAYOUT 4 enugu, datz ma city, lol, Zodiac Hotel 4 xmas carols, lollllllllllllllllllllllll PIONEER AVENUE babe,

I love being igbo, ma next world, I wanna be igbo, Ndi igbo biko kwenu, if u agree, u know wat 2 add, lol

congrats, am happy for you. unfortunately, as I don't reside in naija, i can't tell which is which but I God helps you to make a good decision.

@yemlaw, hahahahahhaha I like diz ur grammer (Etortioner), good 2 invent ur own, theorist in making

awww, I feel for you. I wish I can help. I don't live in 9ja and haven't been to owerri b4. i hope sum1 will help very soon

nice one, tallest one, lol, that will be mean but am a very solo person

u make ma heart beat jigi jigi like a locomotive train

girl you're fyneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
najia 04 , school 05 and toronto 06

@mochafella, Thank you so much, I really appreciate it

@babyosisi , u will join at da reunion if u make it 2 naija

so why is it the bad ones you wanna know?

pentcostals are good with dat, everyting is pastor 1st

gurl, letz meet up in 9ja diz xmas, am gonna be dere live

10x gurl, I know one family like that that used 2 live at Awka, maybe they still live there

mba nwanne m, amaghi m otu ezi asu awo. buh my dad is good in speakin it. abu m onye umuorji, compound chief Akuechiama.


to all umuada and umuokpara, my apologies oh. i wasn't speakin in my dialect anyway buh it's all good. adikwa m very happy ibia ebe a today to see unu nile all logged on. ndewonu ooo!


ahhahaa, I think I understood this, lemme try translating it

no my sister/brother,  I don't know how to speak awo(am guessing datz another dialect) but my dad is good in speaking it. I am from Umuorji, compound of chief Akuechiama. (i know this family by da way)

To all my sisters and Brothers(I will call umuada and umuokpara that), my apologies ohh, i wasn't speakin in my dialect anyway buh it's all good. I am very happy to be here today to see that all of you are logged on. Am greeting ohhhh, lol

I know gurl, I laugh alot dat ppl think i gat laughing disease, lol

Haha @Efani, u've talked like ma lil cuzzin when he was 6. According to him (his mother is african american by da way), he said he wants to marry a white woman not because he wants his kids to be mixed or anything but for himself to be light skinned and he is fair already, lol,

to da topic, Nigerian men do marry white woman, I know of alot here, infact, one is my neighbour and they have been married for 15 years with to handsome boys. But here in Toronto per se, its mostly with Enugu State men

@babyosisi , u r one hilarious chic

Hello everyone,

I am really in trouble ohhhh. I am trying to draft a cover letter to go with my CV. I am yet to graduate next year spring but I want to start sending my CV to organizations in Nigeria asking them if I can volunteer in their org. for 4-6 months after ma graduation so like to start sept. 07. I want to do this in Nigeria to get experience and exposure before working. meanwhile, while am volunteering, I will be giving away my CV as in looking for a job. Now, I have drafted something but I need help with proof reading and editing, add and remove something if you wish. English is not ma thing. Thanks people. Here is my version (nobody should laugh)

I am currently a final year student of Political Science at York University, Toronto Canada who is extremely interested in volunteering for your organization come September 2007.  I excel in academics particularly in art courses.

I am confident and believe that with my education and experience, I can apply my skills and knowledge in your organization thereby gaining experience. Apart from academics, I am an active member of my school community and my own community. I have been on sit as the secretary of Nigerian Students’ Association (NSA) at York University for two consecutive years. I am a member of numerous organizations within school and my community like Albion Boys and Girls Club, York University Black Students’ Alliance (YUBSA), International Development Studies (IDS) and Igbo Youth Association, Toronto, Canada. I am currently a Student Ambassador at my school.

Furthermore, in respect to my volunteering experience, I was named the Volunteer of the year in 2002 at Heritage Skills Development Centre (HSDC) a Non- Governmental Organization whose mandate is helping new immigrants especially women and At-Risk youths for my hard work. Because of my hard work and dedication with Heritage Skills Development Centre, I have worked there for five years now during my summer break. I am an active volunteer student at my school where I have volunteered at events like Multicultural, March Gala, to mention a few. In high school, I volunteered by tutoring grade 10 and 11 Math and English classes to non speaking English students by helping them with their homework.

Though I am currently a few months away from being a graduate, I am confident in the fact that my credentials and abilities make me a strong candidate to volunteer for a reputable organization like yours.

For further information, please contact me at (ma phone number) or (e-mail). I look forward to hearing from you. Thank you

Yours Truly
My name

I know ehh, because even when I speak igbo, people keeps correcting me because I learnt igbo so i speak as I know and they laugh of their heads and diff. dialects 2, hahahahahaa, even within like Anambra 4 example. towns have their own way of speaking, I think da way nnewi dialect is is soooo sexy, lol, just hear how they say " itz not u am talking 2" or don't mind him/her", diz 2 are da ones I can say and I wish I can write it out but ma igbo is distrubing me really,

seriously, am lost, I don't even bother trying to read sef, I just go straight looking for if there are any that is translated, lol

gurll, u r funny, nah, u didn't go 2 skool dere but watz wrong in going 2 da skool? lol, yea, we had sumthing called igbo buttttttttt, infact, i can't remember, itz been long

ma prmary school was english oooooooooooo, more like fed. school

I know that saying gurl,

hahhaa, gurl, not ma fault, I would agree that there are ppl dat lives at nnewi dat can be able 2 read as well. well, when written out like dat, I know what they are cuz those are easy ones dat non-igbos can pick up as well but just like broken english, when writen in sentences, am lost, no be ma fault, da fed. skool I went 2 didn't help either am learning 4rom here sha, good job ppl

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Interpretations plzzzzzzzzzzz, thanks

gurl, I understand, Remeber I used Africa as an example as in how western world see it and that is how their child look at africa as if everywhere is like that, that's it

@safariking, well said and written

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