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CelebritiesRe: Oge Okoye Lovely In Red Gown For An Xmas Party (Photo) by HowAreYou(m): 8:43am On Dec 23, 2015
Is She not Beautiful even without exposing Her BoobS!?

Make God Give our Celebrities Good sense of Dressing.

There is Beauty in simplicity

#I like this Picture like that
PoliticsRe: 20 Things Nigerians May Experience In 2016 Under Buhari’s Govt, By Fayose by HowAreYou(m): 8:33am On Dec 23, 2015
OPPOSTION is a very good thing for our DEMOCRACY, that is sacrosanct...But I can't just see any aorta of Sense in what this Man Just Said.

Even if you can never see any good thing in this present administration all in the name of politics, please stop spelling doom on US.

This Man: always Playing Politics with everything that comes his way since 1584BC.

2016 will be the Best Year in all Nigerian's Life In JESUS name.

The Earlier you start Governing Ekiti State..the better.

Next Topic Pls!!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Directs Immediate Payment Of December Salaries by HowAreYou(op): 7:48am On Dec 23, 2015
Cc: Lalasticlala
PoliticsBuhari Directs Immediate Payment Of December Salaries by HowAreYou(op): 7:47am On Dec 23, 2015
President Muhammadu Buhari has ordered the
immediate payment of December salaries to
Federal Government workers.

The Minister of Finance, Mrs Kemi Adeosun,
who spoke yesterday in Abuja at the end of
the monthly Federation Account Allocation
Committee (FAAC) meeting, said salaries were
already being paid in response to the
Presidential directive.

She said salaries were being paid, and that
people have already started getting
alerts. “We are very conscious of the need that
people are paid in time for the festive season,”
she stated.

Mrs. Adeosun said the balance in the Excess
Crude Account (ECA), was $2.258 billion as at
December 22, adding that the amount
remained unchanged from what it was in
November. She said $150 million dividend
from the Nigeria Liquefied Natural Gas (NLNG)
was also shared at the meeting.

While giving the breakdown of what was
shared for November among the three tiers of
government, Mrs Adeosun lamented that there
was revenue decline of N103.95 billion,
indicating the difference of the N473.83billion
for October and the N369.88 billion shared in
November.

Yesterday, the three tiers shared a statutory
revenue of N297.45 billion, Value Added Tax
(VAT)-N61.18 billion, exchange gain-N4.92
billion and refund made by the Nigeria
National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) for
debt owed the Federation Account-N6.33
billion.

From the statutory revenue of N297.45billion,
the Federal Government after deducting the
cost of collection to the Nigerian Customs
Service (NCS) and the Federal Inland Revenue
Service (FIRS) received N139.5 billion; states
N70.76 billion; and local government areas-
N54.55 billion.

Also, N25.6 billion was allocated to the oil
producing states as the 13 per cent derivation
fund. For VAT revenue of N61.18 billion, the
Federal Government, after deducting cost of
collection of FIRS got N8.8 billion, while
states pocketed N29.36 billion and local
governments got N20.55 billion.


The finance minister attributed the decline in
allocation to reduction in revenue which was
caused by shutdown and shut-in of production
at various terminals during the period.

She however painted an optimistic picture
when she said: “Even though the revenues
were currently down, non oil revenue is
beginning to make up for the shortfall in oil
revenue. Ongoing maintenance and the
shutdown and shut-in of production for repairs
at different terminals during the month
continued to impact crude oil and gas revenue
negatively.

“We don’t have to rely on oil with its price
going down and very unstable. We are
focusing on revenue from non-oil and you can
see impressive N369.882 billion compliance
with tax.”

Apart from repairs and maintenance, members
of the FAAC were told that there was also a
revenue loss of $19.43 million as a result of
reduction in export even though the average
price of crude oil increased from $46.96 in
September to $49.58 in October while non oil
revenue also decreased by N114.2billion in
November in comparison to the previous
month of October.

Source: thenationonlineng.net/buhari-directs-immediate-payment-of-december-salaries/
PoliticsRe: NERC Increases Electricity Tarrifs, Scraps Fixed Charges   by HowAreYou(m):
If them Born any Nepa make dem Bring any YEYE bill...We go burn The Bill and the Nepa Join.

#BoysAreNotSmiling 4 My Area ooo

Though am a ProAPC...But this one..Iono Understand anything wey dey dat POST.

Things are just to expensive..

Ish!! Father Lord Help Us
RomanceRe: Couple Say "I Do" On Hosptal Bed After Accident 4 Days To Wedding (Photo) by HowAreYou(m): 11:16pm On Dec 19, 2015
Spikkylee:
End time weeding service
I Pray Make God Dash You Sense This Coming Year OOO!!
Jokes EtcRe: See This Hilarious Picture Of A Potato With Ikebe by HowAreYou(m): 10:49pm On Dec 19, 2015
Waliii..Endtime Potato ni yi sha grin
SportsRe: Jay-Jay Okocha's Swag At Rhythm Unplugged (photo) by HowAreYou(m): 2:57pm On Dec 19, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Davido, B-Red And Trey Songz Strike A Pose by HowAreYou(m): 5:12pm On Dec 18, 2015
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EducationRe: Why I Failed WAEC (hilarious Photo) by HowAreYou(m): 8:07am On Dec 18, 2015
bloomstar:
as de rubbish made front page u take nairaland serious baa??. u been wan see my unclad pictures shah
Yuppie..I wan see am
Technology MarketRe: EXPOSED Secret: The Bigger Boys New Method Of Importation. Part 2. A Must See!!! by HowAreYou(m): 2:37pm On Dec 17, 2015
importexpert:
it is currently N2500. kindly refer to the link on my profile for detailed information on how to get it. your success is my pride
Sebi na the bonanza price be that na

Iono av the money now...am thinking of getting it this coming year

Wats will the price be then?
PoliticsRe: "Probe Goodluck Jonathan Over Arms Deal" - His Ex-Political Adviser Tells Buhari by HowAreYou(m): 2:34pm On Dec 17, 2015
shugaboy6102:
you are right bro he was a completely failed leader.hmmm this part got me thinking''our hero ur dirty yansh'' quite hillarious
No mind me jare
PoliticsRe: Corruption: EFCC Moves Against Odili, Others by HowAreYou(m): 9:55am On Dec 17, 2015
Excuzeme:
His interest is not really odilli ...but Amaechi! grin grin

He would throw even Jonathan under the Bus ..... just to see if he can catch Amaechi! shocked shocked

But something tells me that Amaechi is beyond their reach...... unless providence wants to deal him a fatal blow. grin

Anyway, its not beyond "Baracanista" to format his brain , "receive sense", and revert back to what he was, before im chop out of Dasuki largesse! undecided grin
cheesy
PoliticsRe: Corruption: EFCC Moves Against Odili, Others by HowAreYou(m): 9:25am On Dec 17, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
I don't defend or shield thieves. Thanks... You shall live long and prosperous
Amen..Merry Xmas and Happy New year In advance
PoliticsRe: Corruption: EFCC Moves Against Odili, Others by HowAreYou(m): 9:25am On Dec 17, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
I don't defend or shield thieves. Thanks... You shall live long and prosperous
Amen
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim Celebrates Son's 5th Birthday by HowAreYou(m): 9:22am On Dec 17, 2015
lasisi69:
Fine boy.. End time mother
Receive Sense In Jesus Name
PoliticsRe: Corruption: EFCC Moves Against Odili, Others by HowAreYou(m): 9:02am On Dec 17, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
This is a welcome development. Odili lootery is legendary and only surpassed by Amaechi. Probing Odili will definitely nail Amaechi as he was Odili's looter-in-crime
Sir...I'll always Love you to be Like this

Let's call a spade a spade

There is nothing we go gain in defending those Politicians.

More elbow to your grace Sir!
EducationRe: Why I Failed WAEC (hilarious Photo) by HowAreYou(m): 8:57am On Dec 17, 2015
bloomstar:
if this makes fp...i will bath naked
Now it's on Front-Page

Pinshure of You bathing Unclad..or I'll never take you serious again grin
PoliticsRe: "Probe Goodluck Jonathan Over Arms Deal" - His Ex-Political Adviser Tells Buhari by HowAreYou(m): 8:53am On Dec 17, 2015
[quote author=calliking post=41079645][/quote]My Father?..
That clearly shows the kind of upbringing you had..
All this kids for Nairaland self
PoliticsRe: "Probe Goodluck Jonathan Over Arms Deal" - His Ex-Political Adviser Tells Buhari by HowAreYou(m):
Goodluck indeed as Failed as a Leader

Spare me that ish!! ' Hero of Our Democracy'

The truth be say in no get choice..that was y he conceded defeat.

No Sacred cow plx...
Nobody is above the Law

#Probe and jail anybody found guilty

Our Hero my Dirty Yansh
PoliticsRe: CAN Protests Moves To List Nigeria Among Arab Nations To Fight ISIS by HowAreYou(m):
EternalTruths:
See one of them grin


Nigeria is not an Arab nation. angry
Three bottles of Origin for u jare
PoliticsRe: Wike Commends Amaechi, FG For Continuing Rail Project by HowAreYou(m): 6:24am On Dec 17, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Senate Uncovers N701bn Illegal Withdrawals From Natural Resources Fund by HowAreYou(m):
Thank God we kicked the "Our Hero Out"

If not.. him and his accomplices will jes be looting our commonwealth till THY KINGDOM COME angry

Our Hero my dirty yansh lipsrsealed
Technology MarketRe: EXPOSED Secret: The Bigger Boys New Method Of Importation. Part 2. A Must See!!! by HowAreYou(m): 6:20am On Dec 17, 2015
importexpert:
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For those that are new on the thread, i remain Bello Ahmad popularly known as ImportExpert On nairaland and an Experienced practicing importer. am not bragging but i am the name behind the success stories of thousands of nairalanders.

I am here with something very new today, in every aspect of our lives things are changing very fast and we have only two options. first is to Learn new things, step up and earn more money while the second is to refuse to learn, step aside and become outdated.

To all my subscribers in the field of Importation we will remain very current as i will be coming up with newer strategies that will smoothing the path for us. we will always be a year ahead of our competitors. Remember that i promised you a lifetime update so kindly keep your wallets aside. the Importation strategy that we used in 2013/2014 have now been saturated so i have made enough research and we now have an upgrade to the import pack where i revealed new ideas and strategies that we will lure before our competitors will finish eating the unwanted bones we left behind.

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I want to buy the Ebook. How much is it?
Christianity EtcRe: ''Wicked Village Wait For Me, I'm Coming'' (Photo) by HowAreYou(m): 7:37pm On Dec 16, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Dasuki To Expose More Beneficiaries Of Arms Deal by HowAreYou(m): 9:33am On Dec 15, 2015
A Neatly Used DELL laptop for Sale

Working and in perfect condition

Price: N25,000 Location: Osogbo, Osun State


Call: 08164462450 or 09053063003


N.B: sensible bargaining is allowed

PropertiesLaptop For Sale!!! by HowAreYou(op): 9:30am On Dec 15, 2015
A Neatly Used DELL laptop for Sale
Working and in perfect condition
Price: N25,000 Location: Osogbo, Osun State
Call: 08164462450 or 09053063003
N.B: sensible bargaining is allowed

CelebritiesRe: Mo Abudu & Her Daughter, Temidayo At "Fifty" Premiere by HowAreYou(m): 8:47am On Dec 15, 2015
A Neatly Used DELL Laptop for Sale!!

Working and in Perfect Condition.

Location: Osogbo, Osun State

Price: N25,000

Call: 08164462450 or 09053063003 or 09033963713

N.B: Sensible Bargaining is allowed

PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Alleged N2.1bn Fraud: Dokpesi Secures N400m Bail. by HowAreYou(m):
Federal Republic Of Nigeria
Statment of account

Name of Debtor: High Thief Raymond Dopkesteal
Amount owing: N2.1 Billion
Amount Paid: N400 Million
Remaining: N1.7 Billion

Thank You jare Mr Jugde....

Remanding him in prison wont help matters self..most especially with that vampire called Dasuki...I can see a Scofield in him...dem fit break prison grin

#bringbackourmoney
CrimeRe: Lagos Police Arrest Herbalist Who Makes Charms For Robbers by HowAreYou(m): 12:53pm On Dec 14, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji With Idris Elba At Beasts Of No Nation Lagos Premiere(photos) by HowAreYou(m): 8:07am On Dec 13, 2015
EVILFOREST:
That's the real COORDINATING MINISTER OF THE ECONOMY
You are Joking Right?
PoliticsRe: Photos: Inspector-general Of Police’s Visit To Jigawa State Nigeria by HowAreYou(m): 5:19pm On Dec 10, 2015
TTC

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