₦airaland Forum

VickyRotex:
Osogbo weed to be precise!

Lolz. Is that how it works?

MadCow1:
Why should I give any of them my seat? I dey forbid to siddon abi wetin?

Mehn, if you turn to Buhari eeh, you got like siddon ontop Nigeria.

Eddygourdo:
Hmmmm, no be the same mama born them, TUFIAKWA

yoruba people? That's their way. They don't like themselves. Thank God is not the Igbos.

If it was in GEJ's days, he would have called this boys before the final. Via phone calls.

Segadem:
hmmmm, see calculations omo Igbo.

Lolz.

goodlifehyd:
lol his elder bro who played alongside kelechi ihenacho is also a man city player but currently on loan, the dude had been scouted also and am pretty sure man city would snap him up asap cuz he might be another ihenacho for them.

Not to doubt you. But it won't happen. The Nigerian today will rather advise him to join franch club than Epl top team. For game time and less tax pay.

goodlifehyd:
Nwakali had been in Man City's radar before the tournament kicked off, hopefully they will maintain the interest and unite him with his elder bro in Man City

We don't want him at ManCity. We are ok with Kelechi. Take him to Chelsea. The relegation team.

[quote author=Tampico post=39825149][/quote]Are you watching with Black/White television?

deebabz:
u are a slowpoke

Just like that guy typing behind you.

manuch:
..

mehn you are so fast.

I'm 28 and my Elder brother is part of the U17 players. Wow.

That is Why
A boy found a bag of money & called FM radio station. BOY: Hello, I found a lost bag wit $100,000, an I.D card & a master card belongin to one Mr. Ifeanyi Arato, plot no 4 Park View Estate, Ikoyi. PRESENTER: Wow, u r such an honest boy! So, I believe u want 2 return d bag? BOY: No!! I dey craze? For what? I juz wnt 2 dedicate a song 2 him. Pls play him Godwin by (Korede Bello) because as for me I don get Alert!!

wachakuta:
Good times are Coming

Sai baba

Wailers come and do wat u r paid for... d floor is open

A boy found a bag of money & called FM
radio station.
BOY: Hello, I found a lost bag wit $100,000, an
I.D card & a master card belongin to one Mr.
Ifeanyi Arato,
plot no 4 Park View Estate, Ikoyi.
PRESENTER: Wow, u r such an honest boy! So,
I
believe u want 2 return d bag?
BOY: No!! I dey craze? For what? I juz wnt 2
dedicate a song 2 him. Pls play him Godwin by
(Korede Bello) because as for me I don get Alert!!

midolian:
https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-bukola-saraki-arrives-tribunal-scores-senators#.Vjsd-0op9nc.twitter ..

The last time Saraki was at the trial it was with 81 senators. And today only 35 went with him. And i'm force to ask for the remaining 46 Senators, or maybe he have obeyed and screened Amaechi now he's good to go.

ministerblessed:
Did anyone notice d senior pastor and head pastor have d same surname......

Is accidental. Printer Error :-D

Lolz. Really fun.

bettercreature:
Those lawyer suppose to loose their licences for walking out of court if this is true

Is a Set up Game.

Capital247:
ADESOMOJU @adeadesomoju

@MobilePunch #CCT @bukolasaraki asks for one month to engage new lawyers. Tribunal gives one week


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ADESOMOJU @adeadesomoju

@MobilePunch #CCT Lawyers to @bulolasaraki walk out describing the CCT's ruling directing trial to continue as judicial rascality


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ADESOMOJU @adeadesomoju

@MobilePunch #CCT rules that trial of @bukola shall continue, dismisses application for adjournment.


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ADESOMOJU @adeadesomoju

@MobilePunch #CCT now delivering ruling on whether or not to stay proceedings in trial of @bukolasaraki


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The Punch Newspapers ✔ @MobilePunch

#CCT Ruling on whether or not to stay proceedings of trial of @bukolasaraki to be delivered in 30 minutes.

ADESOMOJU @adeadesomoju

@MobilePunch #CCT Ruling of CCT on whether or not to stay proceedings of trial of @bukolasaraki to delivered in one hour time.



TRIAL TO RESUME 19TH OF NOVERBER 2015







http://leadership.ng/news/472226/cct-trial-sarakis-lawyers-stage-walkout-at-tribunal

Saraki nko? Did he walk or run out?

madridguy:
LET JOIN HAND TOGETHER TO SANITIZE OUR BELOVED COUNTRY.

SAY YES TO APC

KAI TO PDP.

IN ALARIWO VOICE: APC

You must be insane. Maybe they will still deceive you the way they did before.

kozmokaz:
can some one pls tell dis man dats not d way forward ? he really lack direction !!!




wat are ur agenda for Nigeria ?
all we keep hearing is kworuption dis
....kwuruption dat




get to work Jarre

Lolz. Kwuruption Kworupting and Karuptingszamt all na Change.

Peter Obi wouldn't even mind sef.

profmathsland:
Football was at its best as Manchester City dominated Spain tonight.I hope Arsenal can emulate that the following matchday.

Chelsea need such play too.

bada007:
City dey vex

So nobody want's to congratulate me over the win abi?

Her Charm really Worked.

nonen:
This must be an APC campaign or advert. Mercedes SUV becomes a Honda SUV

Hahahahahaha. The "CHANGE" must have dealt with you seriousily. Is all the same.

Beesluv:
Very lomantic. NLanders should learn

Lolz. Really "LOMANTIC" DEAR

cathodekazim:
Group sues Buhari, seeks to halt ministers’ inauguration



Nigerian youths under the aegis of Youth Concerns Realisation Initiative have filed a suit seeking to stop President Muhammadu Buhari from inaugurating the 36 recently-cleared ministers.

The members of the group are protesting against the non-inclusion of youths among the ministers-designate.



Media officer of the initiative, Ms. Blessing Luka, who spoke on behalf of the group at a press briefing in Abuja, on Monday, said it was now clear that the administration has no intention of giving Nigerian youths a chance.

She expressed regret that politicians across party lines had formed the habit of using youths during elections and dumping them afterwards.

She said, “We at YCRI have filed an action in suit No FHC/ABJ/773/2015. We expected to see youths among the President’s 36 nominees sent to the Senate but we were disappointed to see no youth in the list.

“For this reason, we have gone to court to ask for an injunction to restrain the President from inaugurating them until they give the youths a sense of belonging.

“This matter was filed on Friday October 30, 2015. What we are simply asking is that they (ministers-designate) should not be inaugurated or assigned portfolios.”

Luka stressed that it would be a total disservice to the nation for youths who formed the bulk of Nigeria’s population to be left out of the decision-making process.

According to her, Nigerians youths had restrained themselves from resorting to self-help, hence their decision to seek legal redress.



http://punchng.com/2015/11/3385

First question to ask yourself before any action is "IS BUHARI A YOUTH"? Buhari is the type who don't have any business with youths.

aspirebig:
What about NEPA, who will fine them for ripping Nigerians off from time immemorial.

We still buy fuel even at N200 to N250 per litre, (oil producing country indeed, in Late Fela voice "suffering and smiling", we buy generator, service the generator, buy inverters, buy the batteries, pay for installation, buy solar too and install it. We still pay NEPA bills....what a country? Hypocrisy everywhere.

People pay for services not rendered and the citizens are compelled to pay, either on postpaid or prepaid platform. NEPA make billions monthly and the money ends partly in private hands. Same with the old Nitel.....or are they SA companies too?

We are sending wrong signals to the international bodies,potential foreign investors and world at large. Nigeria is over 55 years and grossly undeveloped. So Nigerians alone cannot develop Nigeria, we need other people just as they need us. You can fine, nobody is saying you can't, but not this huge amount?

Even America, I mean America has alot of China investments in their country. They never fine them $1b, with all their infrastructures o, like constant light, good roads, security, friendly government policies, no community issues o, like Omonile while building a base station, or a customer touch points, no area boys, no multiple taxation,etc. Doing business in Nigeria is not that easy, coupled with all the issues on ground before. It is easy to stay in the comfort of your room and on your laptop and criticise others.

The same Nigerians will ignore the calls or sms to go and register their lines. Nobody blames NCC for that.

See what happened in BVN recently, most people refused to comply till last minute,. Why has CBN not fined the banks that defaulted in blocking people accounts? Or are fraudsters, kidnappers, looters of national treasury etc using banks in the moon and sky?
They use our banks, the same banks like everyone.
A popular new generation bank sent emails to all their customers today on BVN, both those that have registered and those who have not.



Where is all the refunded Abacha loot? Nigerians should be asking questions on these things.

Even if you give Nigeria government $10b today, 97% or more of the money will end in private individuals account. So most people are happy about the fine, like they share out of it. Kobo, you won't see.

Where is all the Internally Generated Revenues (IGR) going into both for states and federal?

The biggest problem in Nigeria is Nigerians.Until we change our mindset, no "change" will take place.





MTN remains the best network, not only in Nigeria but across Africa. Take it or leave it. Put sentiments aside and just be objective.



So the other networks are saints? Story.

Honestly Sir. You can take your Case to Court if you have forgottn this is Nigeria. Mtn should pay the fine or you can help them and pay it. Thank you dear.

Adesiji77:
http://businessdayonline.com/2015/11/mtn-seeks-to-reduce-5-2bn-ncc-fine/ lalasticlala, davide470

The Fine should have been $10.4bn MTN to wicked.

Unibentested:
More..

Ok. Thanks. I wish everyone on Nairaland a Joyful and a Blessed day ahead today.

winetapper:
Lets Keep the Ball rolling


1. Home Straight Crew

This crew have no Joy at all, the only the thing they want to hear is Surely surely, The Lord Be with you
And the next place you would see them is 120km away


2. The Photo Crew.

Especially when the church has a Nice surrounding. Some would even dress well with hope of taking pictures and Selfie so they can update #Sunday_Things on Social Medias


3. The Meeting Crew


Announcement time.. Please listen carefully


New Members
are welcome and Please endevour to please meet the Church President after dismissal

All CMO (Mens)
Should please wait Behind for a Brief meeting.. :-/

All CWO (Mothers)
You are expected to meet your Leader after church dismissal for an important Information

The Chior
should also wait after the church Dismissal, you have a Vistor from From Saint Cicilia catholic Church
Venue: Choir stand/Gallery

All Youth
should please meet their leader after dismissal for brief information about the Camp coming up soon..

All Children and Househelps
within the age 17- below should also wait after dismissal your Leader wants to see you all
Venue : Children stand

He should have Just say Everyone should wait after Dismissal.


4. The Hookers Crew.

That is when you would see Chike and Chidimma hooking up to exchange phone Numbers with

"Your Face Look Familar have we meet before "



5. The Ice-cream and Puff Puff Crew.

Who can say he didnt pass this Crew, when one would save his Offering money for Icecream and Puff puff


6. The Gossip crew. (Female)

They would have formed an Association for it if it is Legal
After church dismissal is the proper time for they to broadcast Live Gossip


7. Last Week Football Analyzers.(Males)


Seun: Omo with the way Chelsea dey go down them go still discover Oil oo :O

Ade: Bros no be lie i need Sack Mou

Kingtom: Guy e pain me as Manu Draw Match oo..


8. The Show Off Crew.

It is Only on Sunday after church dismissal that Dee knows he would open the doors of his Car and climb the roof and ask his Beautiful sister to snap him with Galaxy Tab (9)


9. Last to Go Crew.

This crew are always the last to go home and somehow with definately no specific reason to be the last to go..

10. Feel free to add yours..

#Happy New Month

Lolz. The can i get your number Crew. (male)

ogochukwu247:
[img]http://1.bp..com/-380yYFc2M-U/VjUuEvveQ0I/AAAAAAAHKFs/EpsqKr9Jphg/s1600/unnamed.jpg[/img]
Former President Jonathan, Chair of the Commonwealth Observer Group to Tanzania's October 25 general elections pictured as he arrived this morning at Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport Abuja from from Dar es Salaam, Tanzania

SOURCE
http://www.reportnaija.com/2015/10/gej-returns-from-commonwealth.html

I don't know why I can't hate this man, the more I try the more the love grows high and strong. welcome back sir.