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PoliticsRe: Prophet To Fashola: Re-open Yaba Railway Market Or Lose Your Children by Humanbeans(m): 4:39pm On Aug 24, 2013
let september 2nd come, and we will see wether he is lying or not.
PropertiesRe: The Magnificent 4 Bedroom Duplex In Port Harcourt by Humanbeans(m): 7:06pm On Aug 22, 2013
CONGRATS, SPYDER. More grease to your elbow.
WebmastersNairaland.com Is Nigeria's No.1 Website by Humanbeans(op): 1:23pm On Aug 18, 2013
According to alexa.com website, nairalamd is nigeria's foremost indigenous website. follow the link and see for yourself. the first six websites are foreign. Congrats Seun

http://www.alexa.com/topsites/countries/NG
Christianity EtcRe: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by Humanbeans(m): 1:10pm On Aug 18, 2013
can we move this thread to the jokes section
AutosRe: FRESH 2008 TOYOTA RAV4 @ 2.4m by Humanbeans(m): 7:38pm On Aug 15, 2013
whats the vin number, and is it v6 or 4 plug. thanks
BusinessRe: Interested Partners For The Haulage Biz Meet Here by Humanbeans(m): 9:35am On Aug 02, 2013
St Patrick and others, pls lets consider giving enough notice for the 4th meeting. I mean lets know what date in sept. in good time so we can adjust our schedule. I guess it's one of the Saturdays. Meanwhile keep up the good work
Car TalkRe: List Of Top Billionaires Who Drive The Cheapest Cars by Humanbeans(m): 8:15pm On Aug 01, 2013
[quote author=Ijele-igbo]10. Ingvar Kamprad: Ingvar Kamprad is the
founder of Ikea and has a net worth of at least
$28 billion. Other billionaires may have chosen
cheap cars and can be deemed as humble, well-
grounded people. But if being thrifty is
concerned, nothing beats Kampard as he chose
to drive a humble Volvo 240, which only costs
$1500. Aside from that, he prefers to take the
bus from time to time.[/quote]This super humble. It' really got me thinking. Spending your life's earning on a car is a poor man's thing.
PoliticsPensioners Vows To Curse Governors Over Inhuman Treatment by Humanbeans(op): 10:52am On Aug 01, 2013
http://www.tribune.com.ng/news2013/index.php/en/news/item/18067-pensioners-vow-to-curse-govs-over-inhuman-treatment.html

It's a shame that those who have served this nation in one way or the other are neglected. Well let the govs decide what they want: curses or otherwise
EducationRe: 124 Almajiri Model Schools Begin Activities By Sept by Humanbeans(m): 1:19pm On Jul 31, 2013
Boko Haram goes to school !!!. Seriously speaking, the only problem that I foresee is that an average Northan elite doesn't want every Tom, dick and Harry to be educated. He likes to be worshipped and in return give out daily meals to his subjects. But God help them sha.
CareerTotal Nigeria Training For OND/HND by Humanbeans(op): 12:52pm On Jul 31, 2013
Visit www.careers.total.com for details. It's a training for operations techs.
PropertiesRe: Alternative Building Technology And Its Application To Nigerian Architecture by Humanbeans(m): 7:31am On Jul 29, 2013
blink182: Hasn't hydra form done enough for alternative building material yet their houses are not popular yet. The need for mortar is totally eliminated and the blocks are made from laterite and cement or is there a deficiency in those buildings I don't know about?
One problem i see wt hydraform is the initial cost of the moulding machine, thats why its not very attractive for now. but on the long term, its more cost effective than sandcrete blocks.I believe any investor in hydraform blocks will make money on the long run.
HealthRe: Signs That You Have Cancer: Earlydetection Is Key by Humanbeans(m): 12:36am On Jul 29, 2013
smileygood research
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis To Forgive Twitter Followers' Sins Online by Humanbeans(m): 2:16pm On Jul 23, 2013
This is calling on all catholics to repent and be born again.
InvestmentRe: A New Thread On How To "Invest In Nigeria Movie And Music Industry" by Humanbeans(m): 5:45am On Jul 22, 2013
i will like to invest in the industry, pls keep me posted: OAYORINDE@GMAIL.COM
PoliticsDame Patience, Our President’s Darling Wife- An Opinion By Reuben Abati In 2010 by Humanbeans(op): 9:49pm On Jul 21, 2013
In life, there is no permanent enemy, only permanent interest.

http://saharareporters.com/article/dame-patience-our-president%E2%80%99s-darling-wife-opinion-reuben-abati-2010

DEMOCRACY is readily associated with freedom: the freedom to be free in many respects and increasingly in Nigeria, many of our compatriots, particularly persons in positions of privilege and authority confuse this with the right to be disagreeable. The sober truth is that democracy is about rights and responsibilities, a democratic dispensation therefore cannot be a licence for disagreeable conduct as a norm; just as the possession of power in any form does not guarantee the right to be reckless or to ignore the etiquette required of office holders. Anyone in the corridors of power, either by chance or right, or appointment, is expected to behave decorously.

Dame Patience Jonathan, as she is now referred to, our President’s wife, failed the test this week in Okrika, Rivers State. It is trite knowledge that there is a critical difference between Yenagoa and Abuja, and a world of difference between being the wife of a Deputy Governor/Governor/Vice president and being the wife of Nigeria’s No 1 citizen. When people suddenly find themselves in such latter position, prepared or unprepared, anywhere in the world, they are taken through a crash programme in finishing and poise and made to realize that being the wife of an important man comes with serious responsibilities lest they sabotage the same person that they should be supporting.

If Dame Patience went through such re-orientation, the course was incomplete. This week, we got a feedback drawn from her visit to Rivers state to launch her NGO – the Women for Change Initiative, when she ended up in Okrika, her home town. This homecoming became an egoistic show-off as she openly contradicted the state Governor, offering him unsolicited lessons on how to develop the Okrika water front and school system, in addition to pointed comments on the use of the English language. The Governor had reportedly insisted that his administration must demolish some houses which adjoin the schools in Okrika in order to create a proper learning environment. Dame Patience disagreed.

She then gave an unsolicited lecture on the land tenure system telling the Governor: “I want you to get me clear. I am from here. I know the problems of my people so I know what I am talking…” The Governor tried to explain his administration’s policy and the larger public interest. The Dame reportedly cut him short: “But what I am telling you is that you always say you must demolish; that word must you use is not good. It is by pleading. You appeal to the owners of the compound because they will not go into exile. Land is a serious issue.” Wao! “that word must..is not good.” We must all commit that to memory as we re-learn Practical English according to Patience Jonathan!

If it is in the place of the President’s wife to teach a state Governor how to run his state, it is definitely not in her place to veto a state policy (the reason the governor used the word “must”), not even her husband has such powers. It seemed as if Dame Patience Jonathan was determined to impress her kith and kin. She told them she had directed the governor not to demolish their houses. Then, she left straight for the airport obviously having overstayed her welcome and having behaved like a bad guest. She was scheduled to visit the prisons to grant amnesty to some inmates (is that really her duty or something that should be in her itinerary? ); she was also meant to commission some projects. The face-off between her and the governor put paid to all that.

On the eve of her arrival, a group which calls itself “the Okrika Political Stakeholders Forum” and “the people of Kirikese” had actually placed an advert in the papers welcoming “our amiable daughter and sister…to Rivers state and your home town Okrika.” They also brought up the issue of “the land reclamation and shore protection project at Oba Ama, Okrika being undertaken by the Rivers state government.” (Daily Sun, August 23, 2010, p. 2). Either on the strength of this advertorial or private consultations, Dame Patience must have felt compelled to be a partisan stakeholder and intercessor. She needed to put Rotimi Amaechi, the state Governor in his place and that was what did. She recommended “pleading,” – that advice is actually meant for her. A state Governor is a duly elected official; and in a Federal system, he is not answerable to the President, and nowhere is the president granted the powers of a Headmaster over state governors. In Okrika, Dame Patience behaved so impatiently and spoke to Governor Amaechi as if he is on the staff of the Presidency. It may not be her fault though. Amaechi caused it all by bringing himself to such level by undertaking to debrief Dame Patience about his administration’s programmes and activities in the misguided hope of getting cheap political endorsement. He should have asked his wife to attend to her. On the issue of land, Dame Patience should be reminded that the Land Use Act, Section 1 thereof, says the state Governor holds the land in trust for the people. Land matters in the state are beyond the ken of the wife of the President!

The wife of the President of Nigeria, or a state Governor, or a local council chairman, is not a state official. The same applies to husbands if the gender is reversed. He or she is unknown to the constitution or the governance structure. Recent history has however made it a convention to have the spouses of persons in such positions under the guise of providing support, play some ceremonial roles. This has been routinely abused. Under the Jonathan presidency, Dame Patience Jonathan even got a special allocation in the original budget for the 2010 Golden jubilee anniversary whereas she has no official, financial reporting responsibilities! The international standard is that spouses in these circumstances must not only appear but be seen to be above board like Caesar’s wife. They must not misbehave like Marie Antoinette.

When Cherie Blair, wife of former British PM, Tony Blair started buying up houses, apartments and antique furniture, the public raised questions. It didn’t matter that she was a professional in her own right, a Queen’s Counsel with a traceable source of income. There were also questions about the scope of Hillary Clinton’s influence during her husband’s Presidency: Americans wanted to be sure that it was the man they elected that was in charge, not his wife. A couple of weeks ago, the American public was up in arms against Michelle Obama and her poll rating dropped drastically after a visit to Spain where she and her daughter reportedly stayed in a $7, 000 a night hotel.

Much earlier, Nancy Reagan was also the butt of public criticism, with people asking: who is she? And this is not a female thing. In Britain, Prince Phillip, the Queen’s husband, is constantly criticized for putting his foot in his mouth. He once said for example that “British women can’t cook.” He told a visiting Nigerian President, all dressed up in babariga (name withheld): “you look like you’re ready for bed.” During a state visit to China, he told British students: “if you stay much longer, you’all be slitty-eyed.” Prince Phillip’s supporters insist that he is honest, but the majority ask: how is the Queen coping with such a man who is perpetually saying something offensive? There may be persons who defend Dame Patience’s aggressive style, but some of us ask: how is the President coping?

Since Dr Jonathan assumed office, he and his wife have been practically on the road. The Dame has travelled from one state to the other, under the auspices of the Women for Change Initiative. In every state she tells the women to vote and “make sure your vote counts if you like my husband.” Is she now a partisan politician? The Jonathans must be told that Nigeria does not have a co-Presidency. We have only one president and his name is Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. And by the way, what does Dame Patience Jonathan do for a living? She obviously does not have to deal with the challenges of rotation and zoning in her home, unlike the three wives of the Adamawa Governor, Murtala Nyako for whom zoning and rotation have become topical subjects or the wives of South African President Jacob Zuma – that is why she can afford to be so meddlesome!

When she misbehaves as she did in Okrika, she creates the impression that her husband is not in control of his own home. First ladies are prominent figures but their conduct is an eternal subject of public interest. In Nigeria, there was Victoria Gowon, there was also Ajoke Muhammed: dignified and restrained. There was Maryam Babangida – she was influential but no one could accuse her of verbal recklessness; Mrs Abdusalami Abubakar was a court judge, totally self-effacing, No major social party was complete without Mrs Stella Obasanjo, yet she controlled her tongue. Mrs Turai Yar’Adua was described as the power behind the throne and she proved that during the period of her husband’s illness but she was carefully reticent. At the state level, there was Remi Tinubu in Lagos state and Onari Duke in Cross River state who have both conducted themselves responsibly in and out of office. The new First Lady likes to travel, party, and talk outside the script. People are beginning to learn to read her lips in order to understand her husband. Dame Patience must not push her Goodluck.

-This piece was written by Dr. Reuben Abati in The Guardian of Thursday, 27th Aug 2010
AutosRe: Toks Toyota Highlander 2009 Model by Humanbeans(m): 6:50am On Jul 21, 2013
81000 miles or km ?
BusinessRe: Interested Partners For The Haulage Biz Meet Here by Humanbeans(m): 10:52pm On Jul 20, 2013
Im interested as an investor, my email is OAYORINDE at GMAIL dot COM. thank you. Its a great idea, I must confess, and I pray to God it will yield fruits. Amen
BusinessRe: Free Ebooks For Nairalanders by Humanbeans(m): 9:00pm On Jul 20, 2013
i need the e-books. thanks
PoliticsRe: Senator Ahmed Yerima Replies His Critics by Humanbeans(m): 8:36pm On Jul 20, 2013
stillwater: Mr Yerima at 12 I lived in a town where me and my peers were in school creating a future for ourselves. One or two may have fallen off by the way side because of demented men like yourself who do not have the moral calibre and fibre of letting the girl child have peace of mind, but instead you and your ilk pester, harass and finally molest the girl child and steal and kill her childhood. That is not a reason to say the girl child is sexually active in your town.

If young girls populate the streets at night Mr Yerima, marriage is NOT the answer to put an end to this. The ineptitude and inadequacies of you and your peers in government are to blame for the degradation of Nigerian girls over the years. No girl child dreams of being a prostitute. They are relegated to such a trade because of the poverty that you and your ilk have contributed to this demonic entity called Nigeria. Your position as a senator requires you to set up new policies like setting up employment initiatives to help curb the situation. Marriage is not the answer, you Foo!lll.

Mr Yerima shouldn't you be at the forefront of fighting against your peers in government who prey on undergraduates since you are so concerned about their welfare. I can see you can only wield your raving sword when it comes to underage girls. Marriage is not the answer here again, but the domestication of that roving menace and deranged animal called the pe.nis of you, your peers, government officials, the big and 'bigger' boys in Abuja, etc.

We understand molestation is apparently a problem everywhere in Nigeria. Apparently noone has the balls to tackle this ( I really wonder why we have the senate in Nigeria. A very fruitless, unproductive assembly of people who operate at an elaborate and flamboyant state of lunacy). Yerima, That is not a reason to compound our problems by being insistent on feeding your sick leanings. Transfer your pe.nile aggression to something worthwhile and fruitful for the betterment of Nigeria or preferably resign for the threadbare sanity of Nigerians. Dirty man!!!
my favorite post, thanks for ur wisdom
PoliticsRe: FG Under Pressure To Legalise Homosexuality- Foreign Minister by Humanbeans(m): 7:56pm On Jul 20, 2013
When obama promised nigeria $7b, I said it on this forum that what does he want from us, you guys have started seeing it now that no free lunch in usa. Guys remember sodom and gomorah, lest we be destroyed by this evil. pls tell those money lovers in the national assembly not to ever succumb to this evil. God bless nigeria
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders E-protest Against Child Marriage: Sign your Petition Here Guys! by Humanbeans(m): 6:22pm On Jul 20, 2013
[b][/b]SIGNED[size=20pt]SIGNED[/size]SIGNED
TV/Movies'enter The Dragon' Turns 40: What You Didn’t Know About Bruce Lee by Humanbeans(op): 7:16am On Jul 20, 2013
this film that we used to watch back then in the 70's is 40 years already. get more from the link below

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/enter-dragon-turns-40-didn-t-know-bruce-175002143.html
PropertiesRe: The Making Of The "Port Harcourt Mansion" by Humanbeans(m): 9:45pm On Jul 18, 2013
I must say that this project is awesome. the speed and quality of work is outstanding. welldone spyder.I have learnt a lot from you.and I will surely apply it on my future projects.
PropertiesRe: From Drab To Fab: Our House Construction Journey by Humanbeans(m): 6:59pm On Jul 12, 2013
Hey Brabus. You just fashi this thread since march. I know you are busy sha, but how far wt the project, hope its moving well. We appreciate updates pls. Thanks
PropertiesRe: Construction Process Of A Wing Duplex+flat At Ajah by Humanbeans(m): 10:46am On Jul 12, 2013
Great structure, well done segcy. Just realized that this house belong to one of my pals.
Technology MarketRe: Used 64gig 4g Wifi Ipad3 For Sale 70k by Humanbeans(op): 4:08pm On Jul 10, 2013
SOLD '!!!
Technology MarketRe: 64GB Wifi Only Ipad 2 For Sale-60k by Humanbeans(op): 9:43am On Jul 08, 2013
Sold
Technology MarketUsed 64gig 4g Wifi Ipad3 For Sale 70k by Humanbeans(op): 1:34pm On Jul 06, 2013
this device was bought new, and neatly used. it has a Bluetooth keyboard/ pouch to go with it. 70k, call me on 08179069277 if you need it.
Technology Market64GB Wifi Only Ipad 2 For Sale-60k by Humanbeans(op): 12:45pm On Jul 04, 2013
I just got ipad3 and need to sell the former one. It was bought new, and neatly used, no scratches. 60k is my price. Call me on 08179069277 or 08055493167 if you need it.it has over 1000 high quality books, bought and downloaded, hundreds of musics etc. did I also mention it has a Bluetooth keyboard case
PoliticsRe: Obama Pledges $7bn For Electricity In Nigeria, Others by Humanbeans(m): 8:24am On Jul 01, 2013
What does Obama wants from us. Let him make it plain b4 we accept his offer. THERE IS NO FREE LUNCH ANYWHERE
PropertiesRe: First Nairaland Property Investment Partnership by Humanbeans(m): 5:06am On May 25, 2013
Hello Guys, Whats the latest with this business, looks like its dead. I need some feedback.

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